Yonke intombazane idabuke kakhulu, idabuke kakhulu. Ngenxa yokuthi wathenjiswa ngentwasahlobo futhi wakhohliswa, wakhohliswa! Futhi le ntombazane yenzani lapho ikhohliswa? Kulungile - kufanelekamise. Kepha ukufunga ngehhovisi lasezulwini kuyisiwula, ngoba phezulu ngeke kuphendule ngaphezulu. Ukukhishwa? Kufanele sixabane nesithandwa sakho, kunjalo! Jikelezisa umusi futhi uphinde ube ngumhlengikazi kanye nesibane.
Futhi akudingekile ukukhathazeka ngeqiniso lokuthi asikho isizathu. Izithombe ziqoqe wonke eziyishumi. Izizathu eziyishumi ezinzima zokummisa isoka elihlanganyelwe.
Akakunaki ukunaka
Inketho yokuwina, ngoba ngaphansi kokunakwa ungaqonda noma yini. Ngabe uhlala ebona i-hairstyle entsha? Uyakhumbula usuku lokuqabula kwakho kokuqala? Unentshisekelo, lwalunjani usuku lokusebenza? Uyabona ukuthi ubuye wafa nomama, futhi ulethela itiye ngelamula nethonsi le-brandy? "Kubi ukufana nalokhu!" "Ucabanga, futhi uhlehlise ihlazo ezikhathini ezingcono." Yebo, kuze kube yisikhathi esiningi lapho ekugcineni ejoyina. Kahle, ngeze. Nezimbali? Kanye ne-massage? Futhi "omama abaseduze abashisekayo" baxoxa ?!
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Cabanga nje ukuthi uyikati elimpofu. Ngokoqobo. Ungukati elimpofu, zama futhi ukuthi uguqe umnikazi, futhi wakuphoqa ngobumnene ngaphansi kwe-fluffy ass futhi uthi "hhayi manje, uMurzik." Yini eyenza ikati? Qaphela, akashintshi emathubeni. Uyakhuphuka alume, bese athi agaxekile kuphela emathubeni. Ngoba uyihlazo, ecasulayo!
Ufihla usayizi weholo
Hides-Hides, noma ngabe kuletha konke bese ubeka etafuleni eliseceleni kombhede. Ungabi nani - lokhu akuyona yonke iholo, kodwa udumo lwakhe kuphela, hhayi neqiniso lokuthi likhulu. Ukuphumula kuchithwa kuzo zonke izinhlobo zohlu lwezifiso zowesilisa, futhi lokhu, kunjalo, kulungile. Kepha kuphela uma nje ungafanele ukucindezela. Iqiniso akuyona ukuthi angeke akwazi ukusebenzisa imali ngokukhululeka, yena ngokwakhe azuza. Iphuzu ukuthi uqamba amanga kuwe! Ukuqamba amanga nokungemthetho kukhona izimpawu zomqondo. Futhi makazame ukufakazela okuphambene, ha!
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Kanye kokholo lokuvota akunjalo. Uphinde uchaze?
Usakaza amasokisi
Ama-classics wohlobo. Ukusola kulesi sihloko kubonakala kunamahloni, ngoba kuwukubhala ngokwengeziwe, kulungile? Yebo, yebo kunjalo. Kepha, uma ubheka ngakolunye uhlangothi, yisizathu esivivinywa izigidi zabesifazane. Akunazimanga. Akunasisekelo Efanelekile, ihlazo eligcwele.
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Yebo, yena, ocacile, akakuhloniphi. Ngoba umuntu akacabangi ngoba. Ngemuva kwakho konke, i-parrot ekhuluma kuphela engajabula iminyaka ejabulisayo. Futhi i-basset hound kuphela ingalondolozwa ukuhogela. Awupheleli hhayi inja, cha? Ngakho-ke yini isihogo ongasibheka ngala masokisi nsuku zonke bese uphinda "ukufakwa kubhasikidi, kufakwe kubhasikidi"? Akulungile ngawe! FAS!
Ushiya isipuni sokudla esiqandisini
Futhi ekhaya. Ngabe ucabanga isizathu esijabulisayo? Angazi nje ukuthi ungayipheka kanjani! Amahlazo asendlini ngokuvamile athakazelisa kakhulu, ngoba umphikisi uhlala ekhona impikiswano. Lapha upenda izinzipho zakho, futhi akakwazi ukuphefumula, kepha kuyabekezelela, kuyabekezelela futhi kuthule. Ngakho-ke makathule. Futhi usho.
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Iphuzu akukhona ukuthi lokhu kuwuthenga ngezipuni okuwukudla okuphansi ezansi kwepani elikhulu kuyaxolisa ukulahla (uzokusho lokho, ngokuqinisekile). Akafinyeleli izitsha ezingagezi, kuyacaca. Futhi ngubani owageza okuthile? Wena. Okusho ukuthi, kuyisithembiso esiqondile - Sawubona, nceku, nakekela iNkosi yakho. Akuyena yini okumangalisayo, huh?
Usebenzisa kabi izingane
QAPHELA! Into enobuthi! Ungavuli ngaphandle kwesidingo esikhulu, ungasebenzi ngaphandle kwemishini yokuzivikela, ungasebenzisi phambi kwezingane nezilwane ezifuywayo. Ukubulala amagciwane ezakhiweni zokuhlala ngemuva kokusetshenziswa kuyadingeka.
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Ugqoke, wazala ufulawa, nakho konke akhathazeke yimvuthuluka yakho yonke yempilo yesine. Ngoba i-psyche yabaphula, icala elikhanyayo, futhi libonisa isibonelo esibi. Indodana yakho engeyiyo izokhula ifana. Indodakazi yakho izokhetha umyeni wakhe njengobaba. Futhi konke! Konke! Kuyini ngempela "konke," Awukwazi ngisho nokucacisa ikakhulukazi, ngoba kunjalo kwenza into engalungile. Isibonelo, ingane ithi "shiya, ngimatasa." Lokhu kubuye kube nokuzethemba okuyisisekelo emhlabeni!
Wafika sekwephuzile uvela emsebenzini. Noma ekuqaleni
Yebo, konke kulula lapha. Kuphakathi kokushintsha wena, noma akenzi idamu kuwe futhi akafuni ukusebenzela inzuzo yekusasa lakho lokubambisana.
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Uma ungenamona, bheka i-movie embi ngokuvukela umbuso nokuwa kobudlelwano. Zibeke endaweni ye-heroine. Patch. Cabanga konke ukwesaba kwesikhundla sakho bese unikeza iphini lokugoqa. Futhi bafika kuye i-SMS yokuqukethwe okungalingani, into efana nokuthi "kahle, ulenga kuphi ?!". Myeke afudumeke, ahambele ekhaya evela emhlanganweni. Futhi uma ihlazo limayelana neqiniso lokuthi liza ekuseni kakhulu emsebenzini - bese ubona i-cinema ethile ngokuvukela umbuso nokuwa kobudlelwano. Vumela kuphela i-movie ibe yiHollywood. Lapho, wonke umfazi ongemuhle unekhaya elingamakhulu amathathu nengadi ephelele. Futhi unawo - amamitha-skwele angama-33 anokulungiswa komasipala. Ngoba umuntu akafuni ukwenza ngokujwayelekile, kepha ufuna ukusebenza, hhayi ukucindezela. I-Arrgh!
Izandla zakhe zikhula ziphuma emaphutheni ama-taut
Yebo, ngoba ithangi ligeleza amasonto amabili, futhi iqembu alibethelwa unyaka. Futhi lokhu kungcono kakhulu. Ngaphambi kweScandal, kungcono ukuthatha isithombe sefulethi sonke: Ngiqinisekisa iso lakho futhi awusekho uqaphele izindawo eziqondile zilindele isandla sowesilisa esiqondile. Yebo, noma ukhathele nje ukumkhumbuza, futhi ukwazi kwakho kwaduduza konke ukushiyeka kwememori.
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Umbuzo uwukuthi - futhi lapho ugcina ekhohliwe ukuthi i-chay yekati kufanele igezwe, ukuthi esiqandisini kufanele kube nokudla, kukhithi losizo lokuqala - isitoko se-Alka Zeltser, nasezinganeni kukhona umfaniswano wesikole esimsulwa? Impendulo - awukaze ukhohlwe. Ngasonye isizathu ukhumbula konke futhi wenze konke ngesikhathi. Futhi akakwazi ukususa izintambo ebhokisini ngonyaka wesithathu. Futhi nsuku zonke ususa izigaxa zoboya bekati kubo. Ngonyaka wesithathu!
"Kepha uVasya ..."
Uma umuntu wakho ephelele kakhulu, sekuyisikhathi sokuphendukela ekuhlakanipheni kokhokho. Uyakhumbula ukuthi umama wakho akubeka kanjani esibonelweni se-NIMUMANDLA YAKHO? Futhi okuhle kakhulu yena, nomsubathi, naseDrama kudlala. Hhayi lokho. Lapha, phakathi kwabangane bakho abahlanganyele, kukhona impela uNinta onjalo. Ngomqondo - vasya.
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Kuyini, yini le-vasi ikhona? I-stometer efulethini? Izingane ezintathu? I-Decretal dissertation? UTorso, njenge-arni encane? Bonke bathatha, konke kuzofezeka. Ngoba intombazane yaseVasina ingabheka amehlo e-lany yezandla. Futhi kuwe - amehlo e-hyena egcwele. Futhi umbheke kanjani? Yilokho okufana nembuzi. Lapho, njengoba wazi, abafundi baxande futhi ngenxa yalokho ukubukeka akuvezi lutho nhlobo. Thayipha impilo yonke ye-pokerfias. Imbuzi kuphela engokwemvelo, futhi une-elengisicial. Mhlawumbe ekunika okungenani isizathu esithile sokuziqhenya ngabo, eh?
Akazithandi izintombi zakho
Izintombi ziyingqikithi ye-win-win, ngoba azithandi ngokuqinisekile. Okungukuthi, ngokusobala uyaphawula, kunjalo. Kepha wamthanda ngokwezigaba ngoLwesihlanu kusihlwa ukuze ahlale nengane futhi ehamba nenja. Futhi-ke ubheka iwashi futhi ubhale nge-SMS "kahle, ukuphi?"
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Funda okuthile ngowesifazane ocindezelwe amaSulumane. Kwamanye amazwe, izinto ezingezinhle azinawo amalungelo nakancane, okungukuthi, ngokweqiniso. Baze bazishade nabangabazi, ngoba ukubheka amadoda - enesono. Nkosi, baze bathathe izithombe nge-rag ebusweni bakhe! Kepha ngisho nelungelo lokuhlangana nezintombi, lapho zifuna. Futhi ungowesifazane omhlophe ofundile nowesifazane ojwayelekile. Unawo wonke amalungelo. Ngaphezu kwelungelo lokumema isixuku siye endlini yabanye abesifazane abamhlophe abafundile, bedakiwe kancane futhi ubuntu. Phansi ngenzalamizi!
Waphatheka kabi ngonyaka wezinkulungwane ezimbili nowesihlanu
Uvele wahlala wedwa ekhishini nabangane. Uvule iwindi nomoya wasehlobo wadlala ngezinwele zakho. Ugcinile ingilazi yewayini ezandleni zakho, kepha angiphuza, kepha ngivele ngishaye ingilazi ngibuke ukukhanya kwenza umswakama wegazi. Futhi wabhema, yebo. Ikamela langempela, hhayi amazinyo anongiwe lapho.
Ungazibhekabheka kanjani: Nokuthi uzohlukana lapho. Njengoba ukhumbula manje - Wama emnyango wakubheka ngokucophelela. Futhi cha, angibuzanga ukuthi kungani uhleli lapha ngedwa, kudabukisa kakhulu. Futhi kwaqhekeza inqindi emnyango wendlu yangasese futhi ngangizama "Kolyan, kuhle ukulala lapho, ngidinga ukwehlisa umoya!" Inzondo! Bulala!
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