Entwasahlobo, wonke umuntu uhlala edideka njalo ngentshebe. Esikhathini eside ephethe, esekhule ihlaya ngokuxoshwa kwentwasahlobo. Awuhlekisi? Kwesokudla. Futhi asihlekisi. Futhi akekho ohlekisayo.
Ngoba lokho ukuhleka okukhona lapho? I-expaceration yasentwasahlobo akuyona ihlaya. Lokhu kungubuhlungu obunjalo obunjalo, okumele basinde. Nazi izimpawu eziyi-10 ukuthi awunampilo. Lutho. Kuzodlula.
Ngifuna ukusebenza
Uphawu lokuqala. Umbuso oyingozi kakhulu, okusiza ngasizathu simbe ubukela phansi nabagulayo uqobo, nezihlobo zabo eziseduze. Ngoba uphawu lubonakala luphephile ngokuphelele. Ngaphandle kwefasitela yilanga, futhi amafasitela angcolile. Akubekezeleleki ukuyibuka, udinga ukugeza! Yini engalungile ngalokho, kunjalo? Lutho olubi. Ngaphezu kweqiniso lokuthi entwasahlobo awufuni ukugeza amawindi, kodwa futhi alahle yonke imfucumfucu.
Futhi manje uhleli phansi emabhulukweni emidlalo yakudala ne-sob. Ngoba inqwaba ye-hob, kwakukhona incwadi evela kumfana ekuthanda. Nesithombe sakho esihlangene. Uneminyaka engu-15 ubudala futhi muhle njengenganekwane. Futhi konke kungaba. Kepha wacabanga ukuthi uyi-UroDna. Futhi umfana wenqaba. Futhi kusukela ngasikhathi sinye konke kungahambi kahle. Konke!
Ngifuna ukuyeka ukubhema
Futhi yiba nekhofi enabani amalitha, nobhiya - amathangi. Futhi sekuyisikhathi sokuyeka ukubi. Ikakhulukazi ebusuku. Imvelo iyavuswa, konke okuzungezile kusha kakhulu, mnene kakhulu, futhi ukhumbule kuphela, ukunuka kubathumbi. Kwanele ukulwela ukuthi ungakanani! Kuliqiniso, munye kule ndlela enjalo kubi, ngakho-ke udinga ukuqoqa abantu abanomqondo ofanayo. Kuyadingeka ukutshela wonke umuntu ukuthi kuyingozi kanjani ukubhema, ukuphuza, ukudla futhi ngokuvamile kuphila. Kusukela kulokhu kufa. Ngobuhlungu.
Yebo, izingqondo, ngoba kwande kuqala. Inkinga ukuthi lesi siqephu sifushane kakhulu. Ngaphandle kwesidina. Ngaphandle kukagwayi kabi. Ngaphandle kwekhofi, akucaci ukuthi ungaphila kanjani, ungasasho ukuthi uMcDonalds. Futhi ilanga alisusi yonke le njabulo yempilo, kuyavela. Kepha wazesabisa kahle. Okungukuthi, imikhuba elimazayo ayizange iphonse, kepha manje wesaba ukufa kubo kusasa. Ngosuku oluhle lwentwasahlobo.
Ngifuna ukushintsha imikhuba
Kusukela izindlela eziyingozi zinqotshwe nge-akhawunti echotshozayo, ngokuqinisekile uzodinga ukuhlela ukuziphindiselela komdlalo. Ngemuva kwakho konke, kukhona nemikhuba ewusizo! Kwezinye. Kuze kube yilapho wena, kodwa kuphela manje! Uzoqala manje njengamanje, sukuma ngehora lesihlanu ekuseni, ukuze ushayele ukushaja bese uphuca imilenze ngesikhathi. Sizoba mfushane, intombazane enhle. Okuzokwenzeka okungalungile. Soze.
Ngalesi sikhathi uzozwa ukuthi ukwanda kwentwasahlobo akuyona inganekwane. Kwaqala. Hhayi wena, kunjalo, nawo wonke umuntu ozungezile. Ngoba bathukuthele abanye. Kucasulwe. Ungafuni ukuthenga ama-sneaker futhi ugijime nawe epaki ekuseni.
Ngifuna ukwehlisa isisindo
NgoFebhuwari kwakusekuseni. NgoMashi - sekwephuze kakhulu. Manje, kuyavela, sekuyisikhathi. Ukuthula okungafanele, yebo? Unegagasi lamandla namandla. Awudingi ukunamathela lapho ukhahlela khona ejimini, futhi uhlobo oluthile lwesisusa esikhethekile aludingeki. Ufuna ukugxuma, ugijime bese uzuza i-dumbbell. Futhi awufuni ukunciphisa ikhekhe nhlobo. Ngifuna i-yogurt nekhukhamba. Ingani, kungani manje, lapho kungekho sikhathi? Kodwa kungani?!
Uphawu lokuqala oluvezwe emtholampilo. Wehlisa isisindo. Ikhilogremu ngolunye nohhafu, uma kunesidingo seshumi. Futhi uma udinga eyodwa nesigamu - khona-ke uphonsa bonke abahlanu. Futhi konke ngesifuba. Ngakho-ke, kuzokwenzeka ngokushesha, manje kufanele sinciphise isisindo endaweni yembongolo. Bese-ke - unenhlanhla kanjani. Mhlawumbe uzoba ukwamukelwa okuthembekile kokudla okunembile futhi ukondleke amakhilogremu abuyela kuma-kebabs okuqala. Futhi mhlawumbe udlala noma yikuphi ukudla okuyisimangaliso. Ukwenza imiphumela, ukuyilungisa. Ngokuvamile, kumnandi futhi okumnandi ngeke kusebenze. Nokho, kumnandi ngeke kube ngubani. Kepha abanye bayoba basizi futhi banambitheke. Kungcono kunalutho.
Ngifuna ukudakwa
Futhi hhayi ekilabhini egcwele. Futhi ungalilingisi ama-cocktails. Ngifuna ukudakwa njengasebusheni bami, lapho kungekho mali nakancane, kepha isifo esingesona sasingakaze sivezwe, kodwa ezinye iziphuzo zaba abangane nawe. Semi-Sweet "Arbat", "Wedge" okhanyayo, odumile "ama-axs amathathu"! Hamba bonke lapha, ama-buddies amadala, akewele. Futhi empeleni emvelweni. Kwelinye ekhoneni eliseceleni lepaki elidala.
Lesi isibonakaliso esijwayelekile. Ngoba usuyintombazane enkulu futhi, kunjalo, ungaphuza. Eh, kuhle njengoba, Nkosi! Empeleni, kuzokuhle ngawe uze ubuye ekhaya. Ngoba ngangihlala ngihlangana nonyoko namashiya akhe aqinile. Bengifuna ukuba ngumdala ngalesi sikhathi, kunjalo? Futhi manje - akekho ohlangabezana naye. Noma ngabe kukhona umyeni, izingane kanye nekati - konke sekulele. Naseshalofini kukhona i-visar. Futhi inethiwekhi inazo zonke iziqeshana "Nautilus". Futhi usukhulile. Ngakho-ke, manje uphazamisa ubhiya oshibhile nge-whisky ebizayo nokuthi kufanele uphule kanjani esihlokweni "ngisemdala, ngiyiNkosi, kungani sengimdala kangaka"
Ngifuna ingubo
Cha, ezimbili. Nezicathulo. Nejazi. Futhi ngokuvamile - udinga ukubuyekeza yonke ikhabethe. Futhi mhlawumbe mhlawumbe ushintshe isithombe. Kungani, empeleni, ungabi obomvu? Uhlale ephupha.
Hhayi-ke, yini engingayisho lapha .. Okokuqala, uvuke izinwele, bese uthenge ingubo yawo wonke amaholo. Hhayi ngoba izingubo ngeke zivumelane nombala omusha wezinwele. Ngoba umbala omusha wezinwele awukufanelekeli, futhi akukho okuzophendula. Yilokho - usizi. Nomholo, wehlise izimbambo ezingadingekile - hhayi usizi. Ngakho-ke, inkathazo. Balahle yonke intwasahlobo elandelayo. Lapho kuvela uphawu, "ngidinga ukulahla udoti!"
Ngifuna uthando olukhulu noluhlanzekile
Ukudlula! Ukucisha! Kwabagibeli abasesitimeleni abaphupha ukukushaya ngento engafanele ngokuphelele kwabayisishiyagalombili ekuseni ebusweni bakho. Futhi izimvemvane, izimvemvane ukuqeda okunethezeka! Ngaphandle kwalokho akubhekwanga.
Lapha, ukwanda kufinyelela entwasahlobo lapho umuthi, maye, onamandla. Konke manje kuncike esigulini. Kuwe, okungukuthi. Ungakwazi ukuqina ngesimo esincane. Ikakhulu uma unokungatheleleki ngentwasahlobo edlule - lapho uSidura wathandana nomqashi, okuwukuchaza imbuzi. Umsebenzi wakhe unjalo. Futhi unga, ale, uthole izinkinga ezinkulu. Lokhu kuvame ukuhola ubuhlobo obuhleliwe. Kepha okubi kakhulu ukulimaza nezifo zezingane ngemuva kwamashumi amabili nanhlanu. Ungabizi ngaphambili. Usuvele ube ne-windmill.
Ngifuna idrama nezinyembezi
Kwigebe le-aorta ngokoqobo. Pine ebuhlungwini obungenakubekezeleleka. Ukuze ubukeke bungabikho, ukuze kunesitembu se-Stuff on the chel ephaphathekile. Kulesi simo, kufanele uvakashele intombi nomoya odabukisayo phezu kwenkomishi yetiye. Futhi lapho ebuza "Kwenzekeni?" Kumele siphendule ukuthi akukho okwenzekile, konke kuhamba kahle, konke kulungile. Futhi yaqhuma ngokushesha.
Izwe eliyingozi kakhulu. Iphatha kabi kuphela abesifazane bobuchwepheshe bokudala. Umlobi, intatheli, ama-pathologists. Ngoba lokhu kuza nezinhlekelele futhi zikukholwe - ukukhafulela kanye. Bonke abanye bazokholwa futhi bagijime bazungeza izinduku zephepha, i-valerian ne-vodka. Uma une-alkali yokudala - ungacabangi ngisho nokuqala ukuhlupheka esidlangile esidlangalaleni. Ngizojabulela okubi ne-hysteric. Hlukana ekhaya. Umcimbi? Yebo, uJohnny Depp wawina ushadile, ngokwesibonelo. Gadi. I-Traitor.
Ngifuna i-adventure
Okuningi okujabulisayo okujabulisayo. Futhi okungcono - i-adventure enkulu yentwasahlobo. Ongazisola ngaye, uzophonsa yonke imfucumfucu yokuphila, etholwe ngobunzima obungabekezeleleki. Okuzoshintsha yonke imikhuba yakho. Futhi phakathi nalesi simo, yebo, wehlise isisindo. Ngoba uzothandana ngentshiseko, khona-ke uzohlupheka. Ungadli, ungalali, kepha uphuza kuphela futhi uphonsa inyanga yomunye umuntu. Khokha eyakho futhi uphume kule ndaba ivuselelwe futhi idlangile. Futhi i-wavy mane ebomvu izobe selufuduka emoyeni.
AhTung! Isigaba se-terminal! Kudinga inqwaba yama-sanitars, ihembe le-strait ne-haloperidol. Kahle, kulungile - okungenani umqondo ojwayelekile. Bese kuthi-ke intombazane eyodwa ifuna ukufika ngempela, futhi manje ihlala ngaphandle kokukhanya, igesi namanzi. Kepha ngembuzi nezingane ezinhlanu. E-Eoposalia. Lapho kungenjalo adventures okungenzeki, ngoba akunakudakwa, ukubhema nokushefa, kepha ungangena ungene nqunu ungene emgodini. Nakhu okwesabekayo, yebo?
Ngifuna ehlobo vele!
Ukukwenza konke. Ekugcineni bayeke. Ukuhamba ezweni elisezingeni elidala lokugeza, wayezocabanga ngekotishi nokucabanga "e-Evona njengoba ngangidliwe kule ntwasahlobo." Iba nesineke. Kusele kancane.
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