Ake sithi, funa imizwa enkulu, waphuthuma eqenjini labantu abangayazi noma abangane, kubo bonke ndawonye abanikeli umngani ukuze akhulule. Well. Uma nonke benikhona lapho, vala lo mbhalo, kepha uma kungenjalo futhi waze wamemezela iminyaka eyishumi kaCelibate ke?
Isimanga sosuku lokuzalwa
"Sigubha i-Bartender yami engama-38 futhi sahudula nabangane. Bafudumele futhi umfutho wacela noma ngubani ukuba 'aphathe i-anus' kuye. Intombi yami yenqabile, futhi ngakwenza phambi kwabafana, ngakho-ke ngavuma. Futhi ngoba wayelungile. Walala emhlane wakhe, intombi yami yahlala ebusweni bayo, ngaqala nge-scrotum yakhe ngakwehla lulimi endaweni ye-anus, wamkhipha kancane kancane. Futhi kwakungewona umoya. Ngigcizelele ngokushesha umlomo ngebhodlela lonke le-vodka futhi nganyamalala. Angibonanga muntu wabo. "
Ukukanisa kwaphezulu
"Besisesikoleni sakugcina sebanga futhi sanquma ukuhlela ikamu elivela kothile egcekeni. Wakhipha isixuku sezintambo zomculo nokukhanyisa, wabe esehlukaniswa futhi waqala ukukhohlisa omunye nomunye yinkampani yonke. Kungazelelwe, umculo wema, kwaphuma isibani futhi sizwe izwi likamama lomama: "Ngicabanga ukuthi nonke niyakugqoka futhi niye endlini."
I-Bloody Mesa.
"Kwakuyiqembu lokuqala labangane bami. Wonke umuntu wayenzima kakhulu, kodwa enamahloni kancane, ngakho saphenduka ukukhanya. Ngisacabanga ebumnyameni ngandlela thile "banomswakama." Lapho ukukhanya kwakha konke nxazonke kwakusegazini. Wasiza umatilasi, amashidi, nonke. Benginamahloni kakhulu kangangokuba ngangigqoke buthule ngahamba. "
Kukhona okungahambanga kahle
"Ngigxume ekuvakasheni entombini yami ukuletha ikhekhe lakhe lokuzalwa, mina uqobo ngibhaka usuku lonke. Futhi kwamangala kakhulu ukuthi kwakukhona isixuku sabangane bethu abavamile futhi babene-gangbang. Ngangihlukumeza kakhulu ukuthi angizange ngingifonele. Yiqiniso, bathi ngingajoyina, kodwa ngabona ebusweni babo ukuthi babengezelwe kimi. Futhi ngashiya ikhekhe ngangena ku-movie. "
Ambulense
"Ngesikhathi sethu, umfana oneminyaka engamashumi amabili ube nokuhlaselwa yinhliziyo, ngoba ngaphambi kwalokho wamukele i-viagra, futhi ngesikhathi - ama-popper" angenazinwele.
Qaphela: Ama-poppers asetshenziswa njengemali yokuthola imizwa emisha embhedeni. Ngokusho kokubuyekezwa, la ma-inhaler asiza ekuqiniseni ukuheha ngokocansi futhi enze i-orgasm kaninginingi.
Ngamafuphi, waba mubi, kwadingeka ngibize i-ambulensi, waphuma, futhi bonke ababambiqhaza banyamalala zonke izifiso zokuphinda lolu hlelo. "
Umnikazi Odumekayo
"Sasineminyaka emihlanu, bonke abasanda kufika. Futhi lokhu, ngokusobala, akuzange kumthande umnikazi wefulethi othathe iqembu, ngakho-ke maduze nje, kwaqhamuka umnyango, izinto zethu zaphonswa ngaphandle komgwaqo, futhi iminyango yayingamalungu amasha amahlanu. Nakhu okuhlangenwe nakho okunjalo. "
Konke kuxutshwe
"Bekumele ngilale nabesifazane ababili ngesikhathi se-orgy, ngoba ngiyisitabane, futhi umfana engangifuna, ngase ngimatasa nothile."
Uhlobo lwemoto encane enamasondo amane
"Umlingani wami unomphela esinqume ukubamba iqhaza ebulilini beqembu. Savumelana nomunye umbhangqwana nentombazane esiyithandile. Saphuza amawayini futhi saphuthuma. Ngemuva kwalokho le ntombazane yaqhamuka komunye umbhangqwana yaqala ukumenyelwa i-cunnililingus, umyeni wakhe wamkhuthaza futhi wathi ezinye izibalo ezipholile. Intombazane yakhe ime. Ngangilalisa ingilazi yewayini, ngagijimela endlini yokugezela. Hawu. "
Thola bese ulahlekelwe
"Ngiyimpumputhe njengemvukuzane futhi ngesikhathi se-orgy elahlekile izibuko, kwadingeka ngikhanye ngalokhu kwelinye igumbi ngilinde nqunu kuze kube yilapho konke sekuqediwe."
Umphumela wokupholisa
"Enye yezinkomba ephathini yocansi ifake ilungu le-lidocaine, ukuze lingavimbi. Ngabe uyaqonda yebo? Wonke umuntu okwakudingeka athathe emlonyeni wakhe iqhude lakhe lalingajabule kakhulu. Ngemuva kwama-orgies, nganginomuzwa wokuthi ngangishiya amazinyo. "
Iphathi ephelele
"Ngiyekile umfana esihlangane naye iminyaka emithathu, ngathatha intombi ngaya ephathini yocansi. Kwakukhona okwami kwangaphambili. Ngenxa yalokho, ngesikhathi se-Orgia, wayesakuyalela abanye, ukuthi benzeni nami. Ekuseni ngahamba, kepha khona-ke umnikazi weqembu wangikhombisa isithombe esisembhedeni silala ngaso sonke isikhathi sami. "
Kusuka emaphethelweni alambile
"Ngamenyelwa eGangbang, futhi kwakukhona umuntu oyedwa oqhoshekile ukuthi uzongiletha e-Orgasm khona manjalo, yize ngivame ukudinga isikhathi eside. Wazimisela, ngavala amehlo ami futhi konke kuhambe kahle kakhulu, cishe ngicishe. Ngokuphazima kwengqondo kwezwa umsindo ongaziwa, wavula amehlo akhe, uyangicasula ngesandla esisodwa, wanamabutho komunye futhi waguqa. "
Ama-Turn Turner
"Sasine-" Troinukek ": Mina, isoka lami nenye intombazane. Ukuthi, elinye, amawele akhulelwe emva kwalokho. "
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