Omama bethu bakhetha amadoda afana nesitayela ne-nestor petrovich. Odadewethu abancane baphupha ngoNeo noSeverus Snape. Futhi ngubani esimthanda? Futhi, okubaluleke kakhulu, - kungani? Mhlawumbe sekwanele ukudonsela i-ScareCrow kwinkosana ethandekayo, osevele usevele usendaweni ethile, endaweni eminyakeni eyishumi nantathu?
Golhuveteca ingozi! U-Arnold SchwarzenzerGor
Akumangazi impela ukuthi ngehora lesithathu ekuseni umbhede wakho awunalutho futhi uyabanda, othile wabeka umzimba wakhe lapho ngokushesha ngemuva kohlelo "lwesikhathi". Cha, awuzange uveze, futhi inkosana yakho ayilali kusofa egumbini lokuhlala futhi ayihlali endlini yangasese ngocingo, ithumela imiyalezo edlalayo incekukazi. Ngokunokwenzeka, usesikhumulweni sezindiza lapho ahlangana nomkhwenyana womunye umuntu. Noma egumbini lokuphumula elizungeze ama-hendes wewashi, lapho kwakudingeka khona ukuze athathe ngokushesha i-Beijing kamakhelwane wakho ngokushesha.
Le Pekingese, kanye ngesonto ehlela ukuhlaselwa yinhliziyo eshayelayo, kudala wafuna ukungishaya eBikini. Kepha awunayo i-bikini. Kungani udinga ukubhukuda okusha uma sekuvele unyaka wesihlanu uhlukana neholide lakho? Umalume uVasya wakhe isisekelo - kuyadingeka ukusiza. Ukufa kwengane kuqale ukulungiswa - kuyadingeka ukusiza. Umshana okhulumayo weza - kuyadingeka ukusiza. Umhlaba wandizela eksikhi yasezulwini - kuyadingeka ukusiza phambili. Asazi ukuthi sikwenzeni, kepha uyazi kahle ukuthi ngubani okufanele asolwe. Kunalokho.
Ezintathu "k". Hhayi "Kinder, Kyikh, cirche", Cha. "Commandos", "Conan" kanye "nokushisa okubomvu".
Izinsana ezingekho emthethweni. Vachechkin
Njengoba wazi, imithetho yeKarma nokuphindukuzalwa kusho ukuthi ekuhlolweni kwabo kufanele uphumelele "kwabesifazane - amantombazane" kuya "abesifazane abadala." Futhi kwenye indawo lapho, phakathi - kukhona "umama wesifazane". Mhlawumbe, okwamanje ukhona kulesi sigaba, ngoba ezinye izincazelo zokuthi kungani ubekezelela konke lokhu - cha.
Futhi yiziphi izincazelo, uma izolo abuye futhi ngehora lesithathu ekuseni futhi ephikisana nawe ukuthi crystal sober, ulinganise emlenzeni owodwa futhi wembula ama-shoel. Ngaphezu kwalokho, wayenabafana emilenzeni yakhe. Ujwayele ukuthi ungumngane nentsha, usebenza endabeni ebheke ecaleni futhi akazi ukuthi angamkhokhela kanjani efulethini. Kepha ubudlelwane bakho buzinzile ngendlela emangalisayo - uyaphakamisa, wondla.
Amakati abheka konke lokhu ngokulahlwa.
Indoda ehla ngokhuni. Prince Patrick, "Ungashiyi"
"Waphila, emhlabeni, uPinocchio omuhle, uyamhlonipha." Empeleni, "iBuratino" - igama lesidlaliso elihle kunazo zonke, elikufanele indoda yakho, futhi lokho kungenxa yokuthi "Chuban" - kuzwakala kakhulu. Kepha anginendaba. Empeleni, akanendaba ngokujwayelekile. Ukubonakaliswa kobuso bakhe akushintshi, noma ngabe uHachico ushona esikrinini. Futhi lapho iqembu lesizwe laseRussia liwina - futhi alishintshi.
Futhi uma usuvele ujwayele i-pokerface yakhe, khona-ke izwe lakhe elicebile langaphakathi liseyimfihlo kuwe. Uzamile ukukhala, shaya izitsha futhi uhole izingxoxo ezixoshile - kepha akukho zingxoxo: Ayikho imizwa, kwakungekho imizwa, futhi ngeke kube nemizwa. Akazange anikeze ukucushwa okuyisisekelo. Futhi ukube ubukwazi ukuthi abantu banjani ngempela umphefumulo, ngokuqinisekile uzokhanya lapho ngenduku ukuze uqiniseke ukuthi inkosana yakho akuyona into yokudlula, kepha into ephila ngayo.
Kepha, maye, isayensi ayikafinyeleli lokho ngaphambili.
Lolo wolf. UMax kusuka ku- "Mad Max"
Kungenzeka ukuthi umculi wakho we-guy noma i-biker yakho. Noma umlingisi. Lokhu, ngakho-ke ukukhuluma, abaholi abathathu abaphambili, bayaqondakala futhi bangabikezeli njenge-anvil. Futhi abaphezulu abayi-10 bathakazelisa ngokwengeziwe. Kuqhutshwa yi-elbows. Abadlali bebhola, abadlali be-chess, izimbongi, izazi zefilosofi, i-ambulensi kanye ne-Captchas. Ngamafuphi - hhayi kulo msebenzi. Leli cala lisebhizinisini, ngiyaxolisa nge-pun embi.
Akukhathalekile ukuthi inkosana yakho ibambisene kanjani, kubalulekile ukuthi azinikele kulo msebenzi. Konke okunye - nobuhlobo bakho kufaka phakathi - kwisimiso esesalayo. Futhi awuqiniseki kakhulu ukuthi yile, lobu buhlobo obukhulu. Ngoba konke kuncane ngandlela thile. Konke njengoba kwakunjalo, kepha cha. Futhi uma kusasa ukuphela komhlaba kuza futhi umhlaba wonke uzoba yigwadule elinemisebe, inkosana yakho iyabanjwa ngokuphelele - uma kuphela kungathintekanga. Empeleni, kuzoba lula ngokwengeziwe kuye: Izici eziphazamisayo ezingaphazamisayo.
Futhi ungavumeli ngisho nokuthi uzobuza ngamashiya, ukukubona ku-mask kaphethiloli.
Amavolontiya ezaphakade. Robin kusuka eSherwood
Awukaze ufunde indaba yesiphequluli sakhe, ngoba kuyisicefe ngokungabekezeleki. Ihhovisi leMeya yedolobha le-elekthronikhi, iRosyama, i-ZPP Foramu - hlanganisa, kepha ungazihluphi. Kusihlwa, ngemuva komsebenzi, uzophela ukuhlanza owomile, kepha ukuya endlini yokuphrinta - athathe izitika ngombhalo "ngimnyama njengempompo". Wena ngokwakho awupake noma kuphi - uthengise imoto, ngoba uyakuzonda omakhelwane nokuziphindisela, ngangokunokwenzeka.
Futhi bangakwazi ukuthola izipikili kuphela. Kepha umndeni wakho uthanda bonke omama abasebasha egcekeni lakho. Nogogo. Ngoba unezinkundla zokudlala zezingane eziyishumi nanhlanu egcekeni (ezisanda kuphenduka!), Kanye nabathengisi bezindawo zokuhlanza imilingo kanye nezihlanzi ze-vacuum ngentengo ye-Harley Shakes kusuka ekhaya lakho, njenge-Gigurda. Ngasikhathi sinye, ucabanga ngezikhathi ezithile ukuthi ngabe kungcono ukuxhumana neJigurda. UFricked Frick njenge-satellite yempilo akuyona indaba elula kunazo zonke, kepha okungabekezeleleki ngempela - ukuhlala unobulungiswa bobulungiswa obudinga kakhulu.
Umama uhlakaniphile! I-Roma Lavughkin, "Awukaze Uphuphe"
Ukuze ube yintombazane enhle, khona-ke ngokuqinisekile uzovuzwa. Ngentamo. Akukho lutho uqobo, njengoba besho - kunawe, lapho bevuzwa kakhulu. Noma ngabe uyintombazane embi, ubuzoba nezitha ezimbili ezifungelwe ngamazinga ahlukahlukene wobuqili. Kepha awuzange unikele izitha, ngakho-ke umkhathi obizayo wangqongqoza ngezitini ezimnyama, wethula ngoMamo.
Futhi njengoba uyintombazane enhle, futhi awunaso isivali sokuphazamiseka, umzabalazo we-hiatus kanye nokungcola okuncane, ama-mamo ahola nge-akhawunti echobozekile. Uhlola ibhokisi lakho lelineni. Akalokothi abize ngaphambi kokuvakasha. Ukukufundisa ukuthi uphile, uthande futhi upheke. Kubukeka ngawe ukuthi kusukela kuzwakala izwi lezwi lakhe, izintela ezinobuthi ziwela ebuchosheni bakho obunqunu obude. Futhi konke okuseleyo - ukuhlela imichilo engaziwa emiphakathini ethi "Svetrukha Zadolba".
Futhi lapho ubuzwa ngokufanele - futhi yini indodana kaMamo ayithathi? Indodana ngeke inikele umama ngoba ungumfana omuhle. Lokhu akukhethile. Uqinile, unesibopho futhi unethemba. Hhayi wena, imbali kaMamo yakhuphuka, yomisiwe?
Zasendle kodwa kuhle. Thwala, "Isimangaliso Esijwayelekile"
Bu-boo, angikufanele. Boo-Bu, mhlawumbe angikakulungeli. Bu-boo, futhi uqinisekile ukuthi ufuna nami futhi enjabulweni, nasesizini? I-Boo-Bu, Cha, kungcono ngihambe ngaphandle kwesigqoko ngobusuku bokubanda, kubonakala sengathi ungangithanda (c). Eqinisweni, kubonakala kuwe ukuthi unommbila ngolimi oluvela ekuqiniseni okungapheli. Ungcono kakhulu, ngiyakuthanda ngqo. Yebo, impela. Nakanjani. Isandla enhliziyweni, hhayi isibindi nangesiqeshana.
Kepha usadinga ukucabanga okwengeziwe. Hhayi-ke, uyaqonda - kuthiwani uma konke kungasebenzi? Kwakukhona iminyaka eyisishiyagalombili, futhi ngokuzumayo kungasebenzi, futhi kusasa wena uzokukhipha. Ngokubambisana nezingane zakho ezimbili ezivamile, uphawu, isibhamu zesivuno kanye nesikweletu esingakhokhelwa. NguNkulunkulu, kwaba lula ukuba ne-Bear House. Yebo, banuka, kodwa bathule. Ungakhombisi.
I-Misanthropy ne- "Nicvsiness". UKarl Friedrich Jeronim, "Lowo Munchhausen"
"Abantu bahlukaniswe labo abangakuqondi lutho nalabo abangakuqondi lutho" - lokhu kungukuphila kwempilo enhle. Kanye nempilo yakho ye-Frefo yakho njengoba uyithandile - indawo yokugcina isitoreji. Khumbula, kunjalo?
Shayela, qhubeka, ubuke ubone
Uphefumule, yizwa, inzondo
Futhi kwehla futhi ubekezelele
Futhi kuya, futhi tweak.
Dricrept? Wamukelekile. Shayela kusuka ekuhlalweni kwakho ndawonye labo abangakuqondi lutho (labo abangakuqondi lutho bangashiywa ukuze kuphindeke izivivinyo). Hlala usondelene ne-notepad ukuqopha imicabango yakhe ehlakaniphile. Mbuke emlonyeni wakhe lapho ecabanga futhi ebona iqiniso kubo. Ziphefumule, yizwa kuphela, zizonda bonke abangafuni ukuzizwa (ungabacasule, mhlawumbe ngandlela thile ngomusa).
Yebo, ukuze bahlupheke bangakhuphuki ukuze basebenzise imizimba ekhanyayo ngokushesha. Bazohlupheka futhi bagcwala, bazoncika kuleli bale lokuziphatha, balalele izwi lethu. Yini ngempela oyikhafule ubudlelwano obufanayo - unquma mina ngokuhamba kwesikhathi. Yenziwe ngenkohliso yakhe. Kepha uma uthatha isinqumo, uzokujabulela kakhulu ukungamukeli ukuthi izitha zibeka i-gunpowder eluhlaza.
Flumb ukundiza.