Ikhamera! Motor! Shot! Ngamunye wethu, empeleni, umqondisi wempilo yakhe, kepha sakhuthaza umlingo wokuhlela ukuba sazi ukuthi yisiphi kithina kithi umuntu ongaba khona, futhi ngubani, uthethelelani, uNikita Sergeich, uBatyushka, ngaphandle kwezinketho.
Upspicorn
Ama-Capricorns athanda ukuqinisekisa ama-nickens amnandi, okuyi-nichrome awenzi umqondo ezweni elinonya le-showbiz, kepha angashaya nje namehlo amahle, kodwa akufanelekile isivinini kule villain. Okokuqala, laba bahlukaniswa bakwazile ukuthengisa umphefumulo kaSathane (noma bathengele ukulala, empeleni, cishe, cishe, bahlala begibele amahhashi, okungukuthi, onqenqemeni lwenqubekela phambili ye-cinema - manje iminyaka. Ngokwesibili, noma besusa ifilimu, lapho ama-kittens azophunga amahora amathathu nesigamu, khona-ke abagxeki bayobe belinde ukubulawa kwabantu, futhi izilaleli zizonquma zonke. Isikhulu sethu seCapricorn singuDavid Lynch, ngakho-ke ibhola lomhleli lisho.
I-Aquarius
Ngokuvamile, u-Aquarius uzithanda ukuba asebenze endimeni eholayo, kepha uma ikusasa lalihlala embonini yalo esihlalweni senkohliso, babona izinhlobo ezimbili kuphela zamafilimu. Owokuqala yi-blockbuster egqamile ye-multimilicon, lapho umzuzu umzuzu aqhuma khona, awela, njengabafokazi bandizela emhlabathini ngohlelo olubushelelezi, kanye nomlingiswa ophambili, bazwelana nomkhathi. Futhi owesibili uhlobo oluthile lokukhuphuka kwama-epic e-Arthaus ngencazelo kathathu kanye nenqwaba yenkomba emithonjeni yasekuqaleni, lapho umqondisi ngokwakhe esevele eboshwe khona, kepha enza sengathi kunesidingo. (Kule ndawo, ibhola lokuhlela likhulisa uJim Jarmishe futhi libubula. Spring naye. Uthando).
Bhibhiya
Noma ngabe yini abanesibindi futhi umona abe nomona ngezinhlanzi, wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi imizwa yokuhlekisa ayisiyokugcina ukungahlali. Ngasikhathi sinye, bathanda zonke izinhlobo zikaDeveli, imfihlakalo, iTV Channel TV-3, futhi namanje abanambitha ukushwabadela, bahlupheke nokuthi akekho oshiye owonile ekugcineni. Akumangazi ukuthi bangasusa "into yesihlanu", khona-ke izingxenye ezingamashumi amabili nantathu "indawo yokuhlala yobubi" kanye "nokuhlangenwe nakho kwezikhathi eziphilayo", futhi ekuphazamisweni kokukhonza "okuthwala impahla" sithandwa. Kulabo nothando.
Ama-aries
Ama-Aries athande konke okupholile. Cha, hhayi kupholile kangako. Ukuze wonke umuntu abukele ngokuvula umlomo wakhe, banonono kakhulu, besaba, bakhathazeka ngokuthi izintende zezandla zijuluka! Ukudubula! Shaya indawo yokugcina izinto ze-Ammunition! Gijimani ezimotweni zikanokusho! Baphule izingcezu eziyisishiyagalombili! Eyodwa enkulu emashumi amane amimbulukile! Cumple izitha eklabishi! .. kahle, ngokuvamile, ubuqonda. Uma ngaphandle kwebhodlela nesikulufuzo, bese kuba abalingisi abahamba phambili. Futhi uma la maqiniso amabili ehlangana, khona-ke ama-aries ngaphandle kokuthi afe enjabulweni futhi asuse izingxenye eziyishumi zilandelana. I-Quentin Tarantino Live (futhi enhle!) Ukuqinisekiswa!
isitho
I-Taurus, okokuqala, konke kwenza kahle. Ngakho-ke, ngefilimu yakhe, kungenzeka ukuthi ageze, nomvuni, ne-heroine eyinhloko, noMvuli wakhe amthandayo. Okwesibili, iTaurus inenkani njengeshumi nambili ama-caprica, ngakho-ke lapho uLynch azogijima abhekane nesitudiyo, azophuma, aphume, iso le-NAPLFOWEFFOWEFLOBEL FLOOKELL Kujwayelekile, futhi izitho zangasese esikrinini esikhulu - nakho kuvamile. Futhi ngokuvamile, konke kulungile ukuthi yena ngokwakhe ubheka njengokujwayelekile. Umuzwa wokunambitheka nezinyathelo eTaurus ngasikhathi sinye kuyinto eyingqayizivele, ngakho-ke uphuma "inkampani engu-9", khona-ke "ne-nymphomanka", ngisho ne-ramsi snow nhlobo. Lokho kungukuthi, ngiyaxolisa, i-Look Bolton yaseBelo.
Amawele
Abekho abakholelwa ekutheni bathande ukuphelela emhlabeni wama-movie kunamawele. Futhi azikho izinhlaka ezinkulu emhlabeni wama-movie kunamawele. Imvelo embaxambili, yilokho konke lokhu. Futhi konke ngoba amawele ahlala edwengula ekuphikelweni kwangaphakathi, inkanuko, ngifuna ukungena esihlahleni sikaKhisimusi bese imbonga ye-Oscars ayiklwebekile, lapho ithola izithende ze-Oscars, lapho idumba inkampani ebabazekayo ngekhulu leminyaka. Ngakho-ke, abampofu, bathatha, banquma ukuthi akekho noyedwa ngaphandle kwabo owaziyo ukuthi kunesidingo esingakanani, futhi uhlale esihlalweni somqondisi. Kuvela ukuthi uthembeke lapho. Bheka uJolie, uShaya Labefe noma, thethelela iNkosi, eLana Vachovski.
Umdlavuza
Akukho okukhulu kakhulu kunomdlavuza. Uphakathi nendawo yenqubo yokudala, lapho uSofita eshisa, ikhamera igibela, iqhawe elikwi-heroine, i-heroine kwi-heroine, ingayeka futhi ngicabange ngengqikithi yaphakade "Ngabe ngiyathuthumela? Noma nginelungelo? .. "Ngenkathi sikhuthazela futhi sidangele, ukuze aze asuse isandla sakhe asiphumi. Kodwa-ke, uma ekwazile ukuzikholisa ukuthi okulungile kusekhona, bese kubhalwa kwanyamalala - walithanda kuphi i-arthththropowan edabukisayo? Amadolo anjalo aphonsa ukuthi kuyesabisa. Futhi into konke kusabelomali esijwayelekile nokuzethemba. Uzuze ukubukeka kwe-bekmambetov.
ibhubesi
Ibhubesi liphuma kuphela i-movie enhle. I-movie enhle kakhulu. Ukuthi izitha zigezwa izinyembezi zenjabulo, izithameli ziyasetshenziswa, izifundiswa zinikeza imiklomelo kungenzeki, futhi ibhubesi ngokwalo ligeza ngokudumisa kanye nothando lwendawo yonke, lwenza sengathi lunesizotha. Kungani uqasha i-movie kwezinye izimo kuye, ibhubesi, ayiqondakali ngokwezigaba. Asinalutho oluningi esingakusho, vele lubhale amagama: Christopher Nolan, Alejandro Gonzalez-Innyrita, James Cameron, Stanley Kubrick. Noma yimiphi imibuzo? Ayikho imibuzo mayelana namabhubesi.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
Intombi ebuhlanya nasekufiseni kwakhe, ukuze konke kukhulu njengama-aries, kepha lapho ama-Aries enakho konke ngokwawo, ama-devies kufanele enze imizamo ye-titanic (kanye nesabelomali sesikhala), ngoba ukuphelela akuboleki. Kulokhu, bangashaya amawele. Kepha abaqondisi abapholile ngempela abavela ezintombini abatholakala kalula: bayakwazi ukuhlukunyezwa yilesi simo esiseduze futhi abangatholakali abangaphuthumayo laba abaphukuphuku abaseduze kwesethi, baphonsa unkosikazi wakhe, izingane kanye ne-bathoman ebabazekayo endleleni. Ngaphandle - lapho iVirgo iphumula. Guy Richie, siyakuthanda, qhubeka!
Isobho
Ukusuka esikalini, njengomthetho, kuba nabalingisi abahle kakhulu - bambalwa abantu abangaguqula i-adocci yangaphakathi ibe umdlalo omuhle, kepha banokuhle kakhulu. Uma izikali ezivela ekuzalweni zenza lukhuni, i-yoga, incithakalo kanye nokushaja, okungukuthi, ngokuzithuthukisa, khona-ke uMqondisi wawo wawo uyaphuma. Lapha wena kanye nobubanzi, nokujula, nokuzenzela okuhlukile nanoma yini. Kuliqiniso, kwesinye isikhathi kunesithukuthezi ngabo, futhi baqala ukususa noma yiliphi i-crap elingaguquki, kepha kunjalo, ngenxa yomphefumlo, ukuze inhliziyo inhlekelele. Kahle noma amademoni ukushayela. UNikita lapha iSergeevich yethu kulokhu iyazi.
Scorpio
I-scorpions yasusa ngokwazo, futhi iyavela ngakho konke. Hhayi-ke, noma cha ngathi ngokwethu, kodwa mayelana neqiniso lokuthi bathandeka kakhulu, ngakho-ke batshala imali yabo yonke yomphefumlo ecaleni. Futhi azikho izitudiyo ezinabakhiqizi kuzo akusona isimemezelo - zinazo, uma lokho, kanye nokugwazwa, futhi kuhlale isibeletho esikufundayo, kubonakala ngasese esibelethweni. Yebo, kugcinwa kangangokuba noma iyiphi iKinoboss kungekudala, inhliziyo izodla futhi ngokuhamba kwesikhathi inhliziyo izodla futhi ifune uValeriya. Ngakho-ke bavele bazisuse futhi basuse, banganaki impikiswano yokuxineka, sijabule! UMartin Scorsese, uTerry Gilliam noPeter Jackson kule ndawo bayamamatheka futhi bahlazekile.
Sagittarius
ISagittarius iyathanda ukuthi konke kwakuyisikhumbuzo, esihle, sinciphise izinyembezi kumbukeli, futhi uma ungazidabuki, khona-ke akusona isono. Into ethakazelisa kakhulu, konke lokhu kwenziwa kalula. Into esemqoka ukuba nemali eyanele. Kahle - idrama yomlando noma i-cinema yomndeni. Yebo, noma imidwebo ephathelene nezinkanuko zabantu nobuwula bomuntu. Ngakho-ke banokuthile "Uhlu lweSchindler", khona-ke "omunye", bese "uVicky, Christina, Barcelona". Amakhosi, angamakhosi, azowathathani!
Izinkanyezi zibuke: ekaterina kuzmin
