Umzimba wethu awunalutho ngokwezingowoti. Kepha nakhu ukungabi nabulungisa: Ubukhulu besifuba sesine, okhalweni lwe-osin, imbongolo evuthayo ye-elastikiza kanye nemilenze ezindlebeni. Kwani? Vele. Futhi othile uyimbongolo ephansi kanye ne-balcony enamafutha ngaphansi kwesifuba. Kukuphi ubulungiswa? Futhi le ngcebo yokugqoka kanjani?
Thola i-jeans ehleli kahle kupapa? Kulula ngawe ukufakazela i-theorem engathandeki. Wonke ama-jean kuwe ahlala ngama-diapers amancane
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Ukuthenga i-jean, kufanele wenze ukukhetha: noma bazohlala kupapa noma ngeke. Kodwa-ke uzoba nethuba lokuhlala buthule
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Ngisho ne-pair efaneleke kunazo zonke kufanele uwususe nsuku zonke ukuze angagxili kupapa
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Ngemuva kwesidlo sasemini uphupha kakhulu u-Nikela inkinobho ebhulukweni
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Alikho inani lama-squats azokukwenza njengembongolo "njengeKardashian"
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Lapho uhlala phansi, inkinobho ye-jean iyaminza endaweni ethile emafwini akho. Uma ngemuva kwalokho usacindezelwa, khona-ke uhlala ugubha
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UPapa wakho wasefulethini akakhululeki ngebhayisekili
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Thatha izikhindi ezinzima kakhulu kune-jean
Mayelana neBikini ngokuvamile ithule
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Ucabanga ngokungathi sína ngokuthenga ezinye izimbotshana zamaShayina zase-Chinese ezifakwayo ngokufakwa kupapa. Kungani kufakwe ama-bras, futhi akekho umhloli?
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Lapho uthola ngcono, amafutha avela kuphela esiswini
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Awuqondi ukuthi abantu basebenzela kanjani ukuba nembongolo eyindilinga nesisu esithambile, hhayi okuphambene
Wena, vele, uchithe izivivinyo ezahlukahlukene ngezikhathi ezithile, kepha konke akunangqondo
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Kwesinye isikhathi kubonakala ngawe (noma akubonakali) ukuthi isisu sakho singaphezu kwamandla akho
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Ukuthatha izithombe uphendukela ezinhlotsheni ezahlukahlukene zamaqhinga futhi wazi yonke imithombo efanelekile yokujikeleza imbongolo ebonakalayo
Udweba isisu ngaphambi kokwenza isithombe. Hhayi njalo ukukubona
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Kepha wonke umuntu unesisu nabapristi nami, futhi awuyeki ukuba muhle ngamafomu akho
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Ngakho-ke, ziqhenye ngomzimba wami wokubopha uphawu, imvelo ayinaso isibalo esibi
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