I-Society icacile ayinandaba kubantu ezingilazini - ikakhulukazi kwabesifazane. Ukunakekela nokunakwa okungakanani nathi kuyahamba! Cha, cha, akusona isiphakamiso sokufunda esingakuboni, kanye ne-napkin ngesandla esinobungane se-Optics, lapho "amehlo wesibili" enkungu yokuhamba. Kepha mangaki amathiphu abalulekile nezincomo esizizwayo futhi sifunda nsuku zonke! Futhi, ukuthembeka, - sathola.
"Udinga nje ukudla ama-blueberries bese ubheka okuluhlaza!"
Futhi i-blueberry inxema kanjani ekuguqukeni kwama-eyeball amehlo?
"Konke kungenxa yokuthi ufunda okuningi futhi uchitha amahora amaningi ekhompyutheni!"
Futhi abantu abanokukhubazeka okuzwayo bavele balalele kakhulu idwala elisindayo ne-snhony skhundla. Indlela yokuphila ingakhula i-myopia - kepha ebuntwaneni kuphela nasebusheni, kanye nokudla okunganele nokulimala. Mhlawumbe lokhu kungenxa yokuthi angizange ngidle kabi?
"Izibuko azizona zowesifazane! Amadoda awawathandi amantombazane ezingilazini! "
Abesifazane bagqoka izibuko ezivela ku-hubbyness kuphela, nawo wonke amadoda ahlangana nawo futhi ahlala nabesifazane ezingilazini - izisulu ze-hypnosis nezindlela ezinobudlova. Vele, asinalo ilungelo lokududuza, uma ngasikhathi sinye hhayi abesifazane hhayi njengabo bonke abantu ngaphakathi kwerejista yamakhilomitha angamashumi amathathu.
"Izibuko zimnandi! Ukukhumbuza ngothisha wami wokuqala! "
Okuxakile ngokwanele, kepha asinandaba nezingane ezi-sexy zabanye abantu. Sifuna ukubona ukuthi leli gatsha kamasipala liholela kuphi. Futhi ngendlela, kungani wonke umuntu kangaka onjalo kangaka? Sifuna ngempela ukufana nothisha wokuqala womuntu?
"Hhayi-ke, usadinga ukwenza umsebenzi!"
Ingabe ungumuntu ohlinzayo, futhi nginezimpawu ze-appendicitis? Hhayi? Shiya izincomo zakho zezokwelapha. Ama-ophthalmologists awancomi ukuphazamiseka kokuhlinza ngokumbopha, uma kungekho usongo lokulahlekelwa kombono.
Qiniseka ukuthi uzama i-gymnastics kaDkt Staprokina! "
Ncoma kumuntu onosizo lokuzwa "lokuzivocavoca ngezindlebe"! Funda ngawe lokho esithule. Nakulokhu futhi: i-gymnastiki yamehlo, ukudla, ama-blueberries kanye nemidanso ngethamborini ayiguquli i-myopia enzima. I-Gymnastics ingasithuthukisa isimo phakathi kweyodwa nengxenye uma ubuthakathaka bombono budalwa ukukhathala kwemisipha. Azikho izindlela ezisebenzayo ezingezona zokuhlinzwa "zokukhululwa ezivela ezingilazini".
"Ungenzi ukuhlinzwa, ngoba ufuna ukubeletha kuqala, yebo?"
Yebo, amahlandla ayishumi nesikhombisa, nakho konke ngaphandle kwezingxenye zeCesarean.
"Kungcono ngaphandle kwezibuko!"
Cha, ngizizwa kabi ngaphandle kwezibuko. Ngoba ngaphandle kwezibuko, angiboni lutho. Ngiwela i-hatch yendle futhi ngifele lapho. Ngeke ngihlale kulelo bhasi ngibolekwe. Futhi ngingaba nendlu yekati eyodwa.
"Hhayi-ke, ungakhetha ama-lens!"
Noma yimuphi umuntu ezingilazini nje wenza i-teleporture evela ngekhulu leshumi nesishiyagalolunye futhi akanawo umbono omncane wokuba khona kwamalensi okuxhumana. Inake, inqola!
"Umbono Omubi - umphumela wokungabaza kwakho ukubheka ubuso beqiniso!"
Futhi ake sikunikeze ipeni esweni lakho, bese ngizokutshela ukuthi uyiqiniso elinyanyekayo ukuba yingekayo?
"Futhi ake sizame! O, angiboni lutho kubo! "
Futhi lokhu akumane kuthambekele, kepha kuyakhuthaza. Susa izingilazi nomuntu onobuhlungu obubi bese uzama ngazo kuwe -, ihlaya elibi kakhulu. Ngoba ungazami ngosizo lokuzwa komunye umuntu. Ngoba unethemba lokuthi awukhethi umhlanga noma i-crutch kumuntu onezinkinga zemisipha. Usanda kukhumbuza umuntu ngeminyaka yokuxhashazwa kwesikole. Umane nje "osehlathini" unciphise amathuluzi womuntu aqinisekisa umbono ojwayelekile womhlaba wonke nxazonke. Akuhlekisi. Kuyanyanyisa.
Futhi ekugcineni:
"Kepha uma i-Novodvorskaya yayigqoka amalensi, mhlawumbe ngeke ikhuphuke kwezepolitiki, kuzoba nomyeni, izingane ..."
Vimbela izibuko njengethuluzi le-anti-hulumeni-hulumeni. Masinyane!
