Eqinisweni, umbono wokuhlolwa kozakwethu 'kokufanele' ubukeka kithi ngesihluku futhi okuncane ... mmm ... akulungile. Le moto ithengwa ngemuva kokutadisha amapharamitha wezobuchwepheshe kanye nezobuchwepheshe, i-Test Drive kanye nokucabanga ngokuphelele mayelana nokwenzeka kokuthenga. Futhi uthando nezinto ezinengqondo zisezingeni eliphansi. Kepha kukhona ubudlelwane obunjalo nezimo ezinjalo empilweni, lapho kungcono, njengoba besho, kungcono ukubhoboza izinwele zakho futhi ungazichithile. "Lapho amehlo ami enjalo."
Lapha ngenxa yezimo ezinjalo sinikeza uhlu lwethu oluncane, kepha kunalokho izindlela "ezingezona ezibhubhisayo".
Yithathe e-Ikea - test ukuze ubekezele.
Hhayi empeleni e-Ikea, kepha empeleni noma yimuphi umuntu wesifazane futhi, ngombono wakhe, udoti ongenanjongo - isondo elinye indawo yokugezela ngombala opinki ongokwezigaba noma iqoqo lokushisa amakhandlela. Sesha ngokucophelela "okukhohliswa" kwakho ngokucophelela, ungaphuthumi, ungakhohlwa ukuthola induku yangasese efanelekile kanye nesethi yamathawula, ekuphumeni ngokuzumayo ushintshe umqondo wami bese ubuya, ngoba umbala "ongeyena onjalo ". Inhloso yako konke lokhu kuhlola ukuqonda ukuthi umuntu wakho ukhetha kangakanani, nokuthi uyawazisa yini izintshisekelo zakho, noma ngabe asondelene. Yize kunjalo, empilweni yomndeni yalezo "zingane" uzoba nokuningi kakhulu. "Umkhwenyana" ophelele uzomelana ngokuzolile lonke amahora okuhlanya, uzonikeza izeluleko ezimbalwa ezibalulekile kulolo suku lokuthungwa kanye namafomu, uzoletha ukuthengwa ehhovisi lamathikithi, avinjelwe yi-yarshik , uzolinda elinye ihora kuze kube sekupheleni kokugcina ungakhombisi okunjalo. Kodwa-ke, lo mfo uzokwehla, lapho ngesinye isikhathi ethi: "Hhayi-ke, ujabule lapha, futhi ngingemuva kwe-meatballs. Uthatha malini? ". Kepha umkhwenyana usevele enemizuzu yeshumi yokuthenga, okuyi-carcicious, okubi nokugeleza kwenduku odongeni - kubi. Beka ama-minus.
Mcele ukuthi "alenge ishalofu" - ukuhlolwa kwe- "Hushiive".
Kufanele uqiniseke ukuthi umfana unezandla zikhula zisuka endaweni efanele. Izaba, ukuthi, zithi, kulula ukubiza uchwepheshe kunokuchitha isikhathi ekulengisweni amashalofu nokulungiswa kwezitsha zendlu yangasese, okuhle kokuqala kwendlu yangasese. Lapho i-trigger evuthayo igcina umfutho opinki efulethini lakho, ikati lizolenga e-chandelier, nomakhelwane kusuka ezansi (i-Oligarch) kuzokulethela ukulinganisa kokulungiswa okusha, uzokhumbula nge- "Shelf" kanye akunakwenzeka ukuthi azoduduza. Ngakho-ke, vumela ukuhudula amabhodi, isikulufo nezinye izinsimbi - futhi uzama. Ukwazile ukuletha okokuqala, angabhekiseli kwi-Intanethi - okuhle kakhulu. Ngihlupheke, abangane bezmuveved, Google, ishalofu kanye nodonga, kodwa bathola umphumela - kahle. Konke okunye akuyona inketho yethu. Sibeka ama-monus ngesibindi.
Yithathe ekuhambeni kwezintaba - ukuhlolwa kwe-Force Majeure.
Eqinisweni, uhambo lwezinsuku ezimbili ezindaweni ezingafakwanga luyindlela elula futhi efinyeleleka kakhulu yokufunda ukuthi indoda iphatha kanjani esimweni esingewona esijwayelekile. Ungaya ehlathini ngetende, ungahlala esitimeleni, ufike esiteshini i- "PokakuisKy" bese uya lapho amehlo abukeka khona noma ungamane ufike kuhlobo oluthile lokuqamba amanga futhi lapho ngezinsuku ezimbalwa ukuze unamathele . Ngokuvamile, sethembise kuye "yothando lokuhlekisa", kepha bheka zombili lezi zinto ezimnandi. Ukuthi ubeka kanjani itende, njengezindawo zasekamu, kanjani ukuzulazula ngomlilo, njengoba, ekugcineni, kuxoxa nabashayeli bamagandaganda bendawo, ukuze abakudonsele ku "Leschka" endleleni bezokuvumela ukuthi uqonde ukuthi ngabe kunjalo kungenzeka ukubala kukho ku-Fors Majer. Ingabe konke kahle, amathe akwehlisiwe, abanjwe izandla ze-trout - thatha, ungacabangi. Ngomuntu onjalo, wena ngisho e-zombie apocalypse uzohlala amadevu, angalimazi futhi, okubaluleke, okubaluleke kakhulu, adliwe. UPediomed nami kuMenzi wekhofi elwanayo, i-mini-bar, amahembe amabili anesitashi kanye nebhokisi lekhekhe lakho - ungacabangi. Ku-apocalypse ye-zombie uzoba yindlovukazi ye-zombie - akukho ngaphansi. Kepha uma kufanele kube ekuqaleni, bese yenqaba ngokwezigaba ukusukela ekukhulisweni okukude kakhulu kunamamitha ayi-500 - faka minus. Ayikho i-zombie apocalypse, empeleni, ngeke, kepha kungani kudingeka ubeke engcupheni?
"Indwangu" futhi ubone ukuthi uzosabela kanjani - ukuhlolwa kokunakekela.
Thatha futhi "zabyat" ponaroshka. Futhi kungenzeka futhi ngaphandle kwe- "ponaroshka". Ungazikhathazi, shayela isithandwa sakho bese uhlupheka ikhoyili ephelele. Ekugcineni, uyintombazane, futhi unelungelo eligcwele lokumhlophe. Ukusabela kwabathandekayo kuzokutshela okuningi. Isibonelo, ngamakhono akhe okuzwela, kanye nekhono hhayi ukuzwelana nokuzisola nje, kodwa futhi nake unakekele. Yize kunjalo, kufanele uhlale entabeni futhi ngenjabulo, ngempilo, futhi, ungabi nosizi, osontayo. Ngokuvamile, uma efika, alethe usizo lokuqala (amawolintshi kanye ne-picukers, ngokwesibonelo) ahlole lesi simo futhi anquma ukuthi azokwelapha izinhlungu nobulili, noma ahlale nje futhi azisole - umyeni omkhulu uzophuma It. Njengoba wabiza udokotela ukude futhi wathumela izimbali, amawolintshi namakhekhe nge-courier - ngakho-ke - ku-Troechka. Futhi akukho "mkhwenyana", okuphendula izikhalazo zakho okuzothi "kahle, ukuphathwa lapho. Lungisa, shayela! " Bese ubeka ifoni. Lapho nje umkhuhlane usuphelile - umshushise ngesibindi entanyeni.
Mcele ukuthi azokulanda ephathini yenhlangano - ukuhlolwa kokuzola.
Uzoba muhle ngengubo yakho yakusihlwa, udakiwe omncane, hhayi okwanele futhi owesabekayo. Futhi lokhu kudla okubi, kuzodingeka kwenziwe ngendlu ephephile nokulondolozwa. Ngobumsulwa bokuhlolwa, faka imoto emotweni ezimbalwa "ezingenakuvinjwa", okungenani osebenza naye wesilisa bese uthatha ibhodlela le-champagne. Endleleni, xoxa ngamantombazane imininingwane esondele kakhulu yephathi, uHichkai, ehlebezele ozakwabo bezindlebe be-scubalessness, bafuna kakhulu ukuqhubeka kwedili ... futhi ungazenqabe. Ekugcineni, ulapha, futhi uma le Cudak ifuna ukukushada, kufanele yaziswe ngokugcwele ngokujula kokujula kwakho. Konke kulula lapha. Uma usazithola ngalobu busuku ekhaya, futhi hhayi ndawo ndawo emgwaqweni we-moscow ring enabasebenza nabo kanye ne-champagne - unenhlanhla engenangqondo nalowo okhethiwe.
Hlela kuye iseshini yokuzithabisa okuzenzakalelayo - ukuhlolwa kokubalulekile.
Umshana uzokwehla, ingane yentombazane noma ingane engomakhelwane. LOKHO OKUHLE KAKHULU KANYE NOKWENZA KAKHULU - KULULA. Azikho "ziyinkimbinkimbi" zokusiza nokuxazululwa kwinqubo yokubabaza. Well, yenza sengathi une-allerlergy embi entanjeni yengane yakho. Lapha uzothola isithombe sokholo olungafinyeleleki - akukho lutho olumnandi ngokwengeziwe insikazi yensikazi njengensizwa enhle enomntwana wengane yakhe, noma uthole ukuthi ama-honeycomb akho angabaleka avela ekuhlolweni okuphoqelekile wodokotela wesitolo. Uma uzoba umama kanye, ukukhetha kwakho kulula futhi kuyaqondakala.
Qinisekisa ukuthi "iBardak" yakho ne- "Bardak" yakhe aqhathaniswa - isivivinyo sokuhambisana ekhaya.
Amazinyo Crazy futhi ungasuki ngaphambi kokufika kwakhe kuwe. Kancane, okungenani kanye shiya efulethini ngendlela yakhe yemvelo. Akukhathalekile ukuthi indlela eya kwikhompyutha ibekwa phakathi kwamanani ama-nestira-t-shirts namaswidi uswidi. Wena, futhi awunakuphila komndeni ngeke kubenze kube mnandi. Yebo, futhi sasingeluleka ama-purels wangempela ukuba akhule kancane "andiswe ngokulandelana kwamathafa ahlakazekile kanye namapuleti amathathu angashintshiwe echibini. Vele ulingise isimo lapho ungahlanzeka endlini, ubone ukuthi okhethiweyo wakho uzoziphatha kanjani. Angibonanga - super. Thatha. Ngabona futhi nganikela ngosizo. - Thatha vele. Kudabukisa futhi kwakhipha isicoci se-vacuum. - bukela, yize ethukuthele. Kepha labo ababhekene nekhala lapho bebona isikhafu esibukweni, bathola uboya benja embonini noma bahlole ama-cloros ngemfoloko, shayela isidlo sakusihlwa.
Mtshele "cha" ngalo mzuzu lapho "yebo" ukuhlolwa kobudoda.
Vele uthi cha, angifuni. Ngishintshe umqondo wami ". Uyazi, lokhu kungukuhlolwa okuqandisiwe, kungathembeki ngokungathembeki futhi maqondana nomuntu wakhe othandekayo ngisho nokwethuka. Kepha uma okungenani unethonsi lokungabaza enhlokweni yakhe yesilisa - kwenze. Athi cha ". Uzoqonda ngokushesha ukuthi ungubani yena - umlingani olinganayo, umngani kanye nomfazi wesikhathi esizayo, noma - into enobuhlakani. Noma yikuphi ukusabela (ukukholisa, ukunyathela, amahlaya, umdlalo "wokuphoqelela, empeleni ukuthuthuka, ukucasuka, ukuhlahlela) ngaphandle kokwamukela kwakho ukwenqaba kwakho kusho ukuthi akayena umuntu wakho
Mtshele ngokuthi "uhlole" kanjani - isivivinyo somqondo wokuhlekisa.
Ngokunokwenzeka, "wethemba ukuthi" umuntu ongaba ngumlingani wakho ngalezi zivivinyo futhi esethole imiphumela emihle, uzokuqonda engikwenzile okuthile okungafanele. Lokho enikunenhlanhla yokuhlangana nomuntu omuhle, ohlakaniphile, ohlakaniphile, omuntu okhulile, futhi wena ngesizathu esithile wamfanelekisa wonke la makhethini ". Isikhathi sokwenza igxathu elinqumayo bese uvuma kuye kukho konke. Lokhu kuqashelwa kuzoba isivivinyo sokugcina kanye nawe (ngokwethembeka), kanye (nomqondo wokuhlekisa) nobudlelwano bakho (ngamandla). Sinikeza isiqinisekiso esingu-99.9% esibhekane ngokuphepha nezilinganiso zangaphambilini, i-Ishivit nalena. Futhi uma kungenjalo ashwandile, khona-ke vumela uhambe ngendlela esuka esitini esiphuzi. Ngoba abafana ngaphandle komqondo wokuhlekisa bafana ne-cheesezka: Kubukeka sengathi le nto iyamangaza, kepha akekho owaziyo ukuthi kungani.
