Imithetho ehlala isebenza ku-movie

Iqiniso lokuthi amaqhawe ama-blockbusters ahlala endaweni yonke ehambisanayo, lapho imithetho ye-physics ingasebenzi - le yindawo ejwayelekile, futhi akukho okuzokhuluma ngakho. Kepha emhlabathini womlingo wefilimu wenqaba hhayi kuphela ukuguqulwa ngamandla adonsela phansi - ukuqonda okuvamile lapho futhi kusebenza ngandlela thile.

U-ayisikhilimu ubangela ukudangala

Yilokho nje lokho, endaweni yangaphambilini, iqhawe lalihlupha impilo, kodwa linekhono impela. Kepha kufanelekile ukuthatha ibhakede nge-ayisikhilimu ezandleni zebhakede, njengoba iqhawe lisongelwe ngokushesha ku-plaid, ebambeke eTeleker futhi liqale ukukhala. U-ayisikhilimu ophondweni lomphumela onjalo awubangeli.

Kunoma yisiphi isimo esingaqondakali, izinwele ezihambisanayo

Intandokazi yaphenduka i-shit, waphuthuma kugogo, umhlaba wonke ukumelana nawe futhi uphoqe ukuba uhambe ngethrekhi yempi? Kuyiqiniso. Ngaphandle kwalokho, izitha ziqonda kanjani ukuthi ziyi-cobzdz kanye nezinhloso zakho ukuze uziphindisele ekubucayi? Udinga ukubhekana phambi kwesibuko egumbini lokugezela, isikhafu esindizayo esindizayo. Uma kwikhabethe akuyona umphumela ongafanele.

Igazi elivela ekhaleni? Bhala iTestamente

Uma wena, ake sithi, iqhawe le-cinema, futhi ngokuzumayo ugeleza ngegazi elivela ngaphandle kwekhaleni, awuyi kugogo - ukubukeka kwakho kubhekwa. Ngokungasinde. Igazi elivela ekhaleni lingasho ukuthi i-capillary eyodwa - lokhu okungenani umdlavuza wobuchopho noma isiqalekiso sasendulo sesipoki.

Empeleni ama-assholes alungile

Endaweni ethile ekujuleni kwenhliziyo ngaphakathi. Mhlawumbe kangcono kunawe. Yebo, okungukuthi, empilweni yangempela, uDkt House kungaba yi-troll ejwayelekile ne-haml, noProfessor Snpegh - embongolweni embongolweni yobuhlakani bonke, kodwa ku-movie.

Linda kokugcina

Akekho ovala ibhomu imizuzu eyi-12 imizuzwana 34 kuya kokuqhuma - ku-timer kufanele kube ngu-00:01 futhi akusekho. Akekho umuntu oshiya ngomkhumbi ocwilayo, ekhuphuka ngesizotha isikebhe futhi ebheka ukucwiliswa kokuphakelwa kude. I-asteroid indiza kumakhilomitha ayikhulu ukusuka e-stratosphere. Ngakho-ke ungapheli amandla, isikhathi lapho unemoto - lapho owesibili ezohlala okwesibili, usazothula.

Amazinyo ahlanzekile ngaphandle kwe-pasta

Ngokuvamile, akucaci ukuthi ngubani futhi kungani le nto ikhiqiza. Akukaze kusetshenziswe e-cinema, futhi amazinyo wonke afana ne-porcelain yaseChina. Ngendlela, nge-pasta noma cha, kepha umlomo ngemuva kokuhlanza nakho kuyakukhetha.

Ukhomba yonke impango

Uma ugqoka izibuko, khumula lokhu okubi. Ama-CockParics ahlakaniphile, kepha izidalwa ezihlekisayo nezingathandeki, ucansi uthola kanye ngonyaka kuHlelo (futhi ubuhlakani obunamandla abukho umsizi lapha). Umuhle, u-sexy futhi awusoze wahlushwa izinkinga zombono.

Izintombi zikhetha umbala wezinwele

Qopha: Esigangeni sakho senkukhu enganqobeki kufanele kube ne-brunette, blonde kanye ne-redhead. Uma ama-blondes ambili, futhi ama-redheads awawona i-blonde eyodwa entanyeni futhi efuna udadewabo - udadewabo, ngaphandle kwalokho uhlobo oluthile lobungani obungalungile. Uma unezinhlamvu eziphelele, ungakunika amandla amafushane, curly noma asolwandle. Funda ezingelosini uCharlie noCarrie Miranda-Samantha-Charlotte.

IDrayivu ngemoto isiza ukuthola incazelo yempilo

Ama-Seets eMoscow emcimbini we-uptorm - aphume eCherepovets Hiparem. Uma ulahlekelwe yinjongo yempilo, ngiyakhumbula ukuthi wayelele ngasendaweni ethile endleleni. Akunakwenzeka ukushayela nje kusuka ephuzwini a to point b, ngaphandle kokuguqula uhlelo lwamanani wempilo kusuka emilenzeni. Uma konke kukufanela nonke - ukundiza okungcono ngezindiza.

Ukugeza ngezingubo kuletha

Uma kungekho lutho nganoma yini phakathi kwakho, thatha ukugeza kufaneleke kufanelekile - njengaku- "amadolobha ephepheni" noma ku- "Royal Casino". Ukugeza eJeans nasezicathulweni kungukuhlangenwe nakho kothando, okwathi ngemuva kwalokho, njengabantu abathembekile, kufanele bathandane nezindlebe.

Ukucabanga ngegama lokugcina

Lapho kufika isikhathi sakho, ngeke ukwazi ukungena emhlabeni wonke nje kanjalo - kuzofanela usho okuthile okubalulekile. Ungathinta inhlonipho. Wonke umuntu kufanele athintwe futhi wabona ukuthi yimuphi umuntu ohlakaniphile abalahlekile.