# Prokino. Batman vs superman (USA, 2016)

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Ukunakwa: I-Spoiler idede!

Umqhele: Amahlaya!

Umkhumbi omkhulu we-crypton uhlasela umhlaba, ama-skycrapers akhanyisa kahle. USuperman undiza ezungeze umkhumbi, ngokusobala uzama ukumshaya phansi. UBatman ugijimela edolobheni futhi akhiphe abantu ngaphansi kwe-wreckage. Uthando lubukeka esibhakabhakeni seSuperman.

I-Titre: Izinyanga eziyishumi nesishiyagalombili kamuva.

USuperman usaphila nentatheli. Yebo, emcabangweni wendawo yonke nangokobulili, hhayi ngesikhathi esithile. Ephuzwini elithile, intatheli ikhethiwe e-Afrika futhi izama ukuxoxa nabashokobezi base-Afrika, futhi ibikezela abathumbi bayo futhi izobulala. Vele, iSuperman iwela esibhakabhakeni ngokushesha kanti intatheli iyasindisa. Kuliqiniso, ehlelweni lokukhululwa, inani lezwe elincane lase-Afrika lifa ngengozi, kodwa uthando lwangempela futhi hhayi izisulu ezinjalo ezidinga.

I-Batman, yenze, yenziwa, ngakolunye uhlangothi, ngokukhulu, ngomunye - akukho lutho olungaphansi. Uzama abantu abadayisa abesifazane. Bese unika amaphoyisa. Futhi abesifazane, nabathengisi bapha, uBatman - umphefumulo ophanayo.

Okwamanje, kusukela phansi kolwandle i-Indian kuthola i-crap enkulu ekhazimulayo eluhlaza. Le yi-Cryptonite. Amaminerali anemisebe evela ezweni lomdabu laseSuperman. Okuwukuphela kwekhambi ongaliletha i-crypton ethuneni. Le minerali inesifiso esisebenzayo kwi-physychopath billionaire egameni le-lex.

I-US SENATE ibeka izilaleli eSuperman. Ngoba ezinye ziyamangaza. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, uyinhle impela ngezibhakela. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, lapho ihlikihla ihlathi, ama-chips anjalo andiza ukuthi okuhle kuphenduka okuncane ngezimpondo nezinselo.

Kanye neBatman, ne-Psychopath lex ngokwahlukana kwabelana ngephuzu lokubukwa kweSenate lase-US - Superman isola kakhulu. Futhi uBatman ubonakala enomhawu. Ngoba ngilapha i-superhero ebaluleke kakhulu. Kepha kunjalo, phakathi kwemigqa.

Batman ... Ngakho-ke, kwanele, masibize kucace - uBen Affleck. Ngakho-ke, i-Affleck iza kumsizi wakhe engxenyeni yobuchwepheshe egqamile, okudlala yiJeremy Irens. I-Iron ibheka embikweni wezindaba, lapho amaphoyisa angena khona kwabesifazane abenabesifazane abamakwe nge-bat sticky. Abahwebi bamakwe, hhayi abesifazane. Intatheli ikhumbuza ukuthi isitembu sikaBatman, empeleni, isigwebo sentambo. Izigebengu emajele ziyayazi ukuthi i-batman kuphela amamaki ka-shelu, futhi agubhe i-superhero engcolile engcolile ngokuzimela. Ironex ibukeka ezungeze abafana. Ukuqhuma kwamehlo amnyama namehlo aphansi.

"Zonke izigebengu," ukububula insimbi.

"Kodwa akuwona wonke umuntu ama-pedophiles," giggles.

- Yebo, angizange ngilale nge-lolta, - irons iyaqhuma, - kumane nje kuyi-movie, futhi ngingumlingisi, njengawe, ngendlela.

"Kulungile," kusho uBen, woza, ungipha nge-Super-Technological Ukugenca ekhaya lex. Basho ukuthi uthole i-Cryptonite, ngifuna ukufunda okukukhompyuter yakhe kuthakazelisa.

I-Irons Snort futhi yelula isimemo esingenasisekelo kusihlwa esizinikela e-Lex's House. Kunjalo: Indlela emfushane kunazo zonke iqondile.

E-Charity kusihlwa, anamehlo ahlangana noSuperman, ongumkhuba, odlala ngokungahambisani nendima yentatheli yezemidlalo futhi agqoke izibuko. Bobabili bazenza sengathi bangazi ukuthi baguqule ngokushintshana. Lapho-ke ahlekanga ukuya egumbini elingaphansi futhi lixhumeke kumakhompyutha we-psychopath esencane. Futhi usuka kuMartini kuze kube yilapho imininingwane ikopishwa. Kepha uma kubuya emuva - ama-flash drive awasekho. Wayenomunyu we-sexy egqoke ingubo ephefumulayo. U-Affleck uzama ukubamba naye, kepha akekho umuntu obamba abesifazane abahle, ngisho ne-batman.

Kodwa-ke, ngakusasa iBrunette ibuyisa i-flash drive afflext, ithi yonke imininingwane ibethelwe, futhi iyacasuka. I-Batman ihlangana ngamabomu, ifaka i-flash drive kwikhompyutha yakhe bese icindezela inkinobho ethi "Decrypt". Emininingwane ye-decryne, ezinye izivivinyo zezokwelapha eziyinqaba zitholakala ngamafomu okuphila kwangaphandle kanye nesithombe sama-brunette esudisweni le-suite-iqhawe elinombhalo "belgium, 1918". Hhayi kumbhalo wemvunulo, kepha esithombeni. Ungabenzi ngokweqiniso.

Ngaleso sikhathi, ngesikhathi sokulalelwa kwecala eSenate esimweni seSuperman Capitol, kungazelelwe kuqhume kanye nengxenye enhle yesenethi, futhi umphathi omkhulu uvela ukuthi asole nabalandeli babo. Futhi batule ngentukuthelo ngentukuthelo, bathi: "Ungumuntu ongumfokazi, sazi ngaye, kungani sanquma ukuthi unguMngane wethu na? Ngizohamba, mhlawumbe ngimbulale.

Kulula ukusho kunokwenza. IBatman intshontsha i-Cryptonite e-Lex futhi ikwenza kuye ... uh ... umkhonto. Yebo, umkhonto. Well, cho. Leli yikhono likaSuperman lalibonanga, kanye ne-batman ngaphezulu nokuningi kokushisa kwenqubekela phambili yezobuchwepheshe.

I-Psychopath esencane intshontsha umama kaSuperman (isibukeli esinolwazi ayizange aqonde ukuthi umama ayesemhlabeni, kodwa lokhu kungenxa yokuthi umbukeli onolwazi ekude kakhulu emlandweni walo mbuzo) futhi ufuna uSusterman abulale uBatman. Kungazelelwe.

Kubonakala ukuthini ngempela ukuthi i-The Psychopath encane (eyodwa, kubonakala sengathi, akazi nge-Cryptonite) - akucaci, kodwa, kungenzeka, kungenzeka ngamahlaya. USuperman ukhuluma kahle, kahle, nje ungathinti umama wami, futhi uya eBatman. Kepha u-Affleck uhlangana naye - izikhali - ngomkhonto we-cryptonite. USuperman uzama ukuchaza ukuthi babhekene namabomu, kuyadingeka ukwenza ndawonye, ​​kepha ekhanda abahlushwa isigqoko esisezingeni eliphansi ngesimo se-bat, futhi kubonakala ngathi. Ama-superheroes imizuzu eyishumi ukubhekana nomunye ngezindonga zokhonkolo, bese u-batman ucishe awine, wadelela umkhonto, kepha intatheli iyavela ukuthi akudingekile, futhi ngokubanzi - yonke lexy encane ye-lex. I-Affleck ikhula ngokuqinile futhi ilahle umkhonto eceleni.

Futhi i-sublore lex esemkhunjini ongqongqotha ama-cryptonsets idala isilo esibi esidume esiduzane esiduzane uKrypton Pilot, igazi lakhe kanye nomama onjalo. Ama-Superheroes Fly ukuze asindise umhlaba esilondeni ndawonye. Umkhumbi we-Cryptonia ujoyina i-brunette esudini le-sena-warrior. Ithi - Isihogo, nginawe, ngiza ngesisindo, ngabulala izilo eziningi zezilwane ezingabafokazi. Amadoda akhuluma kahle, futhi impi ebabazekayo iqala, phakathi ne-monster inomuntu onamandla okwanele futhi ingena ezingxenyeni ezingenhla zomkhathi. Zonke lezi zinhlobo zobukhulu zibhekwa ngamajeneli anesibindi saseMelika ngisho noMongameli wase-United States. Baxabana - ngakolunye uhlangothi, kungaba kuhle ukudonsela monster nge-rocket empofu, ngakolunye - i-rocket naku-superman ithola. Kepha, ukuba nokufiphala, uMongameli usazochofoza inkinobho ebomvu. Yini engelutho. Isilo siphenduka amandla, ngakho-ke manje ungumninimandla onke, ngemuva kwe-rocket. Ngakho-ke, yehlela emuva, eqala ukushaya yonke into nhlobo, futhi ikakhulukazi - i-Xena ne-Affleck. Kepha i-superman nuclear misle yamangala nje. Ngakho-ke, eza kuye, wehla emuva esikhaleni, ethatha umkhonto we-cryptonite ezandleni zakhe, ngakho-ke ngesikhathi esenziwe yi-Affleck, futhi ebambe esifubeni sikaMonster. Umhlaba usindisiwe, cheers. Kuliqiniso, lokhu kufiphala nge-Cryptonite for Superman nakho kuyabulala.

UBen Affleck noXen, abaphishekela izindebe zakhe ngokuqinile, babuke inqubo yokulila - uSuperman wanquma ukungcwaba abantu amasosha. Izibhamu zidubula, amasosha ayahlonishwa, intatheli iyagibela, ijikeleza ngomunwe wakhe indandatho yomshado.

UXena uthi abantu abakufanele - ngekhulu lamashumi amabili nalo sebevele bafakazele ukuthi abadingi okuhle. Uhluzekile uthembisa ukuthi abantu baqonda konke futhi ngokuqinisekile bayoba bahle.

Ukusondela - i-Superman Coffin. Umculo okhathazekile, omnyama, ukushaya, izitha.

Isibukeli esinolwazi sivula igama ukulilobha, kodwa lima futhi livule ibhodlela lewayini elihle. Ukugubha iqiniso lokuthi amahlaya ngaso sonke isikhathi leso sikhathi ephasiswe ekwakhekeni kwakhe. Bese ukhulisa i-toast ukuthi idlule kukho konke.

Umbhali wombhalo: Alexander Smilanskaya