Bambalwa abantu abakhumbula umuthi waseSoviet ngothando. Yebo, wayekhululekile, yebo efinyeleleka kuwo wonke umuntu nawo wonke umuntu, yebo, sasibeka njalo ukusondela futhi sazi ukuthi i-ambulensi izoqiniseka ukuthi izofika, ngisho nangemva kwehora, kodwa kwakungekho sishonile ngangokunokwenzeka.
Ngisho nabalandeli be-TYCHI be-USSR, banikeze intela yobungcweti bodokotela baseSoviet nango-nostalgia ukukhumbula imishanguzo eshibhile, bayavuma ukuthi umuthi kwakungewona uhlangothi olukhulu kakhulu. Kepha asikho ngakho manje. Simayelana neqiniso lokuthi ebuntwaneni balimaza (hhayi kakhulu) bekukuhle kakhulu! Futhi ukuhamba nodokotela. Ikakhulu uma umncane, wonke umuntu uyakuthanda futhi uyazisola, futhi umkhankaso emtholampilo uyi-adventure.
Ukudla kwasebhali
Konke kwaqala nge-boxing. Igama ngokwalo laliyimfihlakalo, aliqondakali kakhulu, ikakhulukazi lihambisana nesiphawulo "esiyinyumba". Ebhokisini, kwakukhona ilanga kancane, ukwesaba okuncane futhi kwacaca ukuthi ekuhambeni "ebhokisini" awuhambanga nje intombazane noma umfana, kodwa isiguli.
Umugqa kuma-polyclinics
Impela, abazali emgqeni babenesithukuthezi. Kepha hhayi thina. Ngenkathi abantu abadala bengamaChinno ezihlalweni nasezihlalweni, kungenzeka ukuthi bahlangane nezinye izingane, bafunde kabusha yonke imibhalo ngemibhalo eyethusayo, uma benenhlanhla, uma behla benhlanhla eduzane nehhovisi futhi babuke konke kwenzeka lapho.
Amathoyizi ehhovisi lezingane
Khumbula? Efasiteleni noma ekhabethe lengilazi. Kungenzeka ukuthi ukhiphe umunwe kubhele elihle noma izizukulwane ezandulele ze-poodle zeziguli ezedlule, futhi ngenkathi umama nodokotela zixoxa ngama-adenoids akho, zidlale inala.
I-Ear-umphimbo
Okokuqala, kumnandi lapho usontekile lapho futhi lapha ezindlebeni zakho. Okwesibili, ungahlala unezinduku ezinhle zokhuni ezinhle, ezithinta ulimi lwakho ngenkathi zibheka umphimbo. Futhi okwesithathu, kuyahlekisa, lapho umuntu okhulile ehlebela kuwe ekude, futhi uyaphinda, kwesinye isikhathi ukwenza sengathi angizwanga.
Olulist.
Oh-oh-oh! Yebo, lapha ungazibona nge-pirate, futhi kusenokwenzeka ukuthi kudokotela: "Angizidingi lezi zithupha zakho ze-bagels. Sengineminyaka emihlanu. Ngiyakwazi ukufunda ". Futhi ujabulele ukumangala kwakhe nokujabulisa.
Udokotela wamazinyo
Manje uzothi: "Yini engahle ibe yinhle eSoviet Dentistry"? Futhi sizophendula. Futhi zonke lezi zingwegwe, izinti, zibuke? Ne-anesthesia? Well lokhu kulula kangakanani, thintana nolimi neminwe futhi ungazizwa lutho. Yebo, igama elithi "i-anesthesia" ngokwalo limnandi kakhulu. Futhi, ihhovisi lodokotela wamazinyo liyindawo engcono kakhulu yokudlala ku- "Partisan mvuzo". Bathule, bakhuthazele, yenza sengathi konke kuhleliwe. Ngemuva kwalokho thola izincomo kubantu abadala, basho ukuthi yimuphi umntwana obhidlikayo. Bese kuthi-ke u-ayisikhilimu ozobuya kuMama, ngoba ngemuva kokuba amazinyo okungenani okuvumayo. Ngesibindi.
Isibhedlela
Emangeni esibhedlela, kunjalo, enyanyekayo. Kepha kodwa lapho ungathola abantu obajwayele. Funda inani elikhulu lamagama nezinkulumo zabadala ", bese ngolwazi lwecala lokuchazela abangane ngeSithasiselo neGlanda. Esibhedlela, ekugcineni ungadla uthuli 'lokudla okumnandi kwetafula', njengemali-smear nge-lalled. Futhi kunesiqandisini esijwayelekile, okuyimindeni enakekelayo evinjelwe izinto ezahlukahlukene, kufaka phakathi ama-tangerine kanye nejusi eyenziwe ekhaya.
Gypsum !!!
I-Gypsum, okuyinto ngokwayo enhle, futhi izoba yinhle ngokwengeziwe uma kufanele ipendwe. Futhi, umlenze ophukile ukukunikeza cishe izinyanga eziyisithupha isimo esiphakeme se- "the Girl (umfana), esaphula isandla sakhe ngoFebhuwari."
Luhlaza!
Zama ukugcoba i-greenflash ngaphandle kwesizathu - azowashisa, ayageza, azonikelwa futhi aqhubeke futhi aqhubeke aphile. Kepha amanye ama-windmill azokunikeza ilungelo eligcwele lokuba yindoda eyisilo.
Trofi.
Ngemuva kwalesi sifo noma umane ngemuva komkhankaso "ophumelelayo" emtholampilo, unazo izinti, amabhokisi avela ezidakamizweni, amathini avela ngaphansi kwezingxube, amabhandeji, ama-skate futhi uma unenhlanhla - ungafihla ama-syringes ambalwa. Ngemuva kwakho konke lokhu, umdlalo osesibhedlela "esibhedlela" uthola upende omusha. Kepha ngokuvamile, kubi. Ngakho-ke yiba nempilo, ujabule futhi ungena ngaphansi kodokotela. Ngaphezu kwalokho, usuvele usukhulile, futhi akekho ozokunikeza i-poodle echazwe kabusha, noma okumnandi ascorbic, noma izinti zokhuni.
