UValerian kanye nedolobha lamakhulu amaplanethi - ifilimu ladubula kanye ne-commic yehlelo), okuthi uGeorge Lucas aphefumulelwe, ngakho-ke ezigcawini zokuqala esibonisa ngazo ukuthi "ama-falcon weminyaka ayinkulungwane" asondelene. I-Falcon yethu, singabokuqala - njengokungathi sithi uLuc Besson George Lucas, futhi lokhu kumane nje kuyisiqalo.
Ngamafuphi, khona-ke umnyombo wefilimu ungachazwa ngalendlela elandelayo: Ikusasa elikude, lapho kunabantu abamhlophe kakhulu ekufuneni unobhala wabantu bomdabu, bathembele amabhulovu, ukushushumbiswa kwabantu, abafudukayo ngokungemthetho bafuna ukufisa ukuthola " I-MultiPat ", kanye nezwe elidala elidala, khona-ke kukhona okusha, okubunjiwe okubunjiwe futhi, kusindisa imibhalo embalwa emhlophe. Ngokuyinhloko, awukwazi ukuqhubeka, kepha kufanele sabelane ngabaphangi!
Ngakho-ke lapha. Ngemuva kwe- "Millennial Falcon" kanye ne-Solar ephezulu kakhulu endizayo, sibonisa i-avatar. Abantu bendawo kuphela abaphansi kancanyana futhi ngaphezulu bald. Kepha konke - isilinganiso semodeli futhi ngaphandle kwemibimbi eyodwa, ngezindebe ze-chubby kanye nezingubo zemfashini.
Isizwe sihlala ebhishi elimhlophe qhwa, siqoqa amapharele kanye nezilwane ezinemibala emihle yazo zonke imibala ye-spectrum (khumbula, izilwane - kubalulekile, zinekhono elimangalisayo - futhi uhlela ).
Isibukeli esinolwazi, i-idyll e-scyll ebhishi nabomdabu bokuvela kwemodeli, baqonde ngokushesha ukuthi ubumbano nemvelo buqala kafushane futhi manje kuzoqala. Ngokuvamile, kuyaqala - ama-cruisers abhemayo awela ezulwini, izizwe ezifihla kwenye yemikhumbi ewile, khona-ke igagasi eliqhumayo limboza konke. Isikhathi seHergeo, isiChief dekhan), sivuka kakhulu emkhunjini wakhe. Waphupha konke lokhu, kodwa hhayi ngempela. Kuyinkimbinkimbi!
Ngemuva kwesigamu sehora, uValerian uyathumela ethule "ukuba" oyingqayizivele "owayebazingeli, okuyinto, nakhu ukumangala, imizuzu eyishumi edlule eFlashbek, egqoke umhlali wendawo oshonile. Ukuhlangana? Angicabangi!
UValerian noLorelyn (Kara Melievin), iKrestomatiyo Thola ubudlelwano. Ungu-Hooligan ongathembekile, ungumshayeli wendiza - isifundo esihle kakhulu futhi sifuna ukuqina. UValerian (ofana ne-dicaprio esencane, esezoyidonsa, hhayi kuma-super gagger) ukuhamba ngekhadi le-trump kanye nezingcingo u-loreline ashadile. Kuyajwayela amahloni, ngakho-ke baya kwi-mission, lapho abaqeqeshi abaningi befa khona, futhi ama-ejenti akhazimulayo egqoke ingubo edwenguliwe. UValerian uhlehlisa uLorelyn washada, akayi ndawo. Umamezala weparele (neparele) kuvela ukuba seValerian. Ngokufana, sibonisa abomdabu ababethanda, bahlomile futhi bafuna nokuthola isilwane esincane (kepha abakwazanga) esihlokweni esisezingeni eliphansi se-jabba hatta. (Ukubuyela emuva kwe-Lyrical - ngasizathu simbe, abathengisi abangathandeki, abadodi ababi nezinye izinhlamvu zinamazinyo amabi nezibalo ezibunjiwe, kanye ne-avatarovfsev eneplanethi ebhujisiwe - ngokuphikisayo, okuphezulu nokuncane. Omunye Ukuhlangana? ... angicabangi)
Ngakho-ke, loreline noValeriya baya edolobheni lamapulangwe, konke kwaqala ngaso isilwane sakhe. Esiteshini sesikhala esithi "Alfa" (ngokumangazayo, indawo lapho izidalwa eziyizigidi eziyizigidi eziyi-17 zihlala khona emaplanethi ahlukahlukene zibizwa ngokuthi ukuhlonipha uhlamvu lokuqala lwamagama amaGreek), bese kuba nokukhathazeka ngokuqagela kuqala.
Abantu abangathi sína bavela ekuphishekeleni, emsebenzini wanoma yiziphi izinhlangano zama-valerian nengoma futhi bahlanganyela ekutholeni isilwane esincane, ikakhulukazi baheha ukunaka kwe-colonel arun filitt, ngokwezinhlobo zabo, futhi iqiniso lokuthi lihlukumeza isitsheni somuntu Kwama-avatarovs, isibukeli esinolwazi siyakuqonda ukuthi kufanele asolwe ngayo yonke into futhi kungani esikhaleni se-Intanethi ngaphandle kwemingcele, futhi akukho mininingwane kuwo wonke umhlaba.
Futhi ngasikhathi sinye, indawo yokuhlukaniswa inyuka enkabeni ye-Alfa, lapho uya khona - uzonyamalala. Ebalazweni, kumakwe okubomvu futhi wonke umuntu ubheka isithombe se-tographic sendawo ebomvu ebomvu. Ngokusobala, ama-ejenti azoba lapho kusukela ngomzuzu kuze kube mzuzu.
Ngakho-ke, ngokuvamile, kwenzeka lapho abalingani bezinwele ababehlomile bebukele emkhandlwini ngezikhali ezingezinqobayo futhi bathumba ikoloni langempela (ngoba babecabanga ukuthi uyadingeka, uyabadinga). Okulandelayo - imizuzu eyi-10 ye-Chase Valerian ongayikhetha ngemuva kwabo, iBac, futhi isendaweni yokuhlukaniswa. Bonke bacasukile, ikakhulukazi kara maphakathi. Yikuphi ngemuva kokufuna okuncane futhi kungena endaweni yokungafakwa, lapho kuzwakala khona, kuthule, kukhanya futhi kuthumba abafokazi ngezinombolo ezilindelwe ezikhwameni, ezihlala ngaphandle kwendawo yokukhishwa ngokwayo.
Bese kuba okuthakazelisa kakhulu. Ngakho-ke, kwathiwa u-Alfa ngumuzi wezinkulungwane zamaplanethi, lapho izidalwa ezinengqondo zokushintshana ngolwazi kanye nesipiliyoni kubo bonke emhlabeni wonke. Ubona umtapo wezincwadi, noma isixuku samaseva, kahle, noma okungenani amamitha ayi-cubic eshayela kanzima. Futhi waletha lapho ngani? Futhi i-cannibalism? (U-Loreline wathumba i-analog jabby hutta, ukuze umbusi wawo adle ubuchopho bakhe). Ngandlela thile konke kuhlangene kabi nenqubekela phambili, ulwazi kanye nokunye ukugula nobumbano.
Ngamafuphi, isikhathi esithile usibonise "isifunda esingu-REREAL", ngokusho ukuthi uValerian ugqokwa lapho ufuna i-loreline. Lapho ejwayelene noRihanna. Ngomqondo othile, njengabafokazi, imibala ye-plaque, engathatha noma yiliphi uhlobo futhi iningi labo emhlabeni afuna ilangabi sawubona sawubona "into yakhe yesihlanu" futhi). Ukusebenza kwakhe kwaba (yebo, ngaphezu kwensindiso yentombi enobunzima, uValerian waba nesikhathi sokubheka i-erotic theatre) ukuthi uRihanna uguqule uguqule izithombe ezi-3 ngokobulili ngomzuzwana, uTomno uqiniswe nge-hoop. I-SchoolGirl kuma-roller / Maid / Nurse / dancer varieta, nje ungasho. Ngokuphikelela ukuthi uPhaleri u-Valeriya afeze zonke izifiso zakhe, kepha umenzeli unesipho sokuqiniseka kanti ngokuzumayo uphonsa umsebenzi wakhe futhi alondoloze i-loreline, aguqule abebenye abathumbi bakaLorelin.
Futhi kule nqubo, kulindelwe.
Esikwaziyo ngaye kungumlingisi, igama lakhe liyingane, ukhuluma nge-Stanislavsky indlela, uSwirl uveza imicabango evuthayo ebusweni bukaRihanna, kanye necebo lakhe lendabuko libi kuneSihogo. Futhi udinga i-multipat. Futhi konke kwenzeka edolobheni eliqhubekayo lamaplanethi.
Buyela ku-avatar. Izakhamizi Zasekhaya ezazinika ku-Cruiser ewile lapho iplanethi yazo iqhuma, yafunda ukuthi ingakhulisa kanjani utamatisi esikhaleni, igcizelele imiyalo ye-subwoofers, umkhathi, obonwa okokuqala, yadabuka Idolobha lezinkulungwane zamaplanethi, lapho bahlela khona indawo yokuhlanzana. Ukuze uthole injabulo nomsebenzi ogcwele ngokugcwele, badinga iparele ne-brib. Ngale ndlela, umoya wabafokazi abasefile wahlala eValeriya, ngenxa yalokho wabheka e-cinema ekhanda lokuphela kweplanethi yabo.
E-Valerian nje naseLoreline kukhona izakhamuzi ezisele zomhlaba - iparele iyindawo yokugcina amandla amakhulu, futhi isilwane singahlukana ngokungapheli. Nangu, injini yaphakade, enobungane futhi ethembekile.
Endleleni, sithola ukuthi yini okungeyona inkinga - futhi umphathi, ovela esigabeni esingakathandani (futhi ahlukumeze abantu bawo), bavuselelwa umuntu othile emgodini wakhe. Waphuza zombili izitha zomkhumbi kanye nezigidi zezidalwa ezinengqondo, kodwana, akazange azisole ngazo, kodwa wakhathazeka ngokudalulwa kwenkohliso.
I-AvaTarovtsy, njengoba ithole eyabo, yahamba buthule yashiya, futhi ingathathi izikweletu zokulimala ngomonakalo wokuziphatha nangokomzimba. UValerian, ngale ndlela, wakwazi ukubhekwa ngesimo sokufa komhlaba owahlela ukubulawa kwabantu, futhi akafuni ukuhlukana nesilwane esiwusizo, ngoba wenza i-oda futhi isilwane sikahulumeni wakhe. ULorelin wabuyisela ubulungiswa, ngasikhathi sinye wavuma ukushada (kungani, kubuzani?)
Abantu abangathi sína emaketangeni bahlulwa, amasosha asemhlabeni aqediwe (i-colonel yangempela ayifuni ukunikela), i-zone yokwehlukaniswa yanyamalala, bonke banelisekile futhi bajabule (ababali abafudukayo, abakhileyo, abahlali Isizwe, esingabanjwa endaweni yokushayisana nezempi yohlanga olulandelayo).
Ngokwemiphumela, kungaphawulwa ukuthi ifilimu ingabuka abathandi bencwadi yamahlaya ekonkolo, labo abathanda ukubheka futhi bathole ama-Ista (bona kunesigidi - kusukela ekuletheni izimpi ze-stellar, ukuziphunyuka ku Into yesihlanu), abalandeli beLuka Checkon (unezingcaphuni eziningi futhi uzicaphune ngokuzithandela).
Ngokuvamile, esisekelweni nasekubulaweni, akukho lutho olungasho lutho - izibonazikazi zisindisa umhlaba, izisulu zabomdabu, njengoba ngasikhathi sinye bakha i-spacecraft edolweni ), abafokazi badlalwa kakhulu yiqhaza labaphakathi lokuhleka (yize kwesinye isikhathi lizohlukaniswa ngolwazi olusemqoka futhi badlala indima yezinjini zesakhiwo), ama-supersine asindisa wonke umuntu (lozakwethu - izingubo zokungasebenzi kahle yonke imishini.
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