ETurkey, waphumula uma kungenjalo bonke, khona-ke cishe yonke into. E-Istanbul, futhi, bebeningi. Othile waya lapho nohambo, kukhulunywa ngomuntu, othile ozovakashela abangane. Ngakho-ke ubusisiwe uConstantinople omaziyo kanye naphesheya. Nokho, okungenani ucabanga kanjalo. Futhi kaningi, yonke into (noma cishe yonke) ijwayelane ngokuqinile ne-cuisine yaseTurkey.
Yikuphi kini ongazange uthathe izindawo zokudlela zezinhlanzi zikanokusho kwiBosphorus? Ngubani ongazange aphathe uShish Kebab, evutha i-lahmazhun ne-Headty Meat Pidt? Abangaphindwe kabili ku-shrill pahlav? Futhi-ke, ukudla kwaseStreet Istanbul nakho akudlula kuwe. Umnikeli, i-Goezlem, ama-Chestnuts, i-midii dolm kanye ne-analogue yemvuthuluka yethu yamazambane - Cumper - konke lokhu uke wazama amakhulukhulu. Mhlawumbe uke wazama okungenani amahlandla ayikhulu nalabo abahlukanisile manje. Kepha asilweli ukukumangaza. Sifuna ukukhumbuza labo abazovakashela iConstantinople mayelana nokudla komgwaqo okukhona manje (hhayi izivakashi). Futhi ukuthi ubusika buyisikhathi esihle kakhulu sokuzithambisa.
Ukuqedwa kweshkemb chorba
Kuzofanele uvuke ngehora lesihlanu ekuseni bese uya lapho amehlo akho ebukeka khona. Ukude kusuka ezindaweni zabavakashi, okungcono. Uzothatha itekisi futhi ucele umshayeli wetekisi olele ukuze asizakale ngomazwe, kepha ungakwenzi. Umshayeli wetekisi, njenganoma iyiphi iTurk eqhoshayo, efuna ukukhombisa owakwelinye izwe "konke okuhle kakhulu", ngakho-ke awusoze wazama i-Ischkembumbambe yangempela - isobho le-hangmel langempela kusuka kusibazi. Ngakho-ke, ukuze uzitholele kuze kube yilapho izibani zedolobha elikhulu zihlala ngemuva, zitolo amafasitela nabathengisi be- "armani yangempela". Roll ungene ku-dali kude, thola umalume waseTurkey ngokubonakala kobungane, kepha unelukuluku futhi umbuze ukuthi kuphi "ishkembbsbe salon" lapha. "Lapho" kungashiya khona. Igama lomlingo elithi "Ishkemb" lanele ukuba alazi "elakhe" kuwe futhi akhombise lesi sikhungo esihle kakhulu kwikota, lapho isobho elibusiswe ngempela lilungiselela. Ngeke ihlanzwe kakhulu lapha, hhayi ukukhanya kakhulu, kuzoba njalo, kungenzeka ukuthi izihlalo zizobe zibe yi-krivonogi, futhi amatafula ayakhiwa. Yebo! Yilokhu okudingayo! Cela ingxenye ephindwe kabili ye-ishkembe kanye nama-airan. Isexwayiso, i-ISHKEMBEBE yinto e-amateur. Kepha uma uqweqwe (ngakho-ke isipuni kufanelekile), sinamathele, sivuthayo, i-chowder yama-glovenate ngokutholwa kwegalikhi oqoshiwe, uviniga kanye nepepper obomvu othanda wena, wawa. Kusukela manje kuqhubeke futhi unomphela ungumthandi we-IshKemb. Yidla ngesinkwa. Faka ama-airan. Futhi-ke uzoletha itiye. Ukusuka kwi-salon ishkembe uzophuma uvuselelwa futhi udlala njenge kitten.
I-beschet ethandekayo
Uma ucabanga ukuthi ngemuva kwengxenye ephindwe kabili ye-Ishkemb, ufuna noma yini, awazi lutho ngempilo. Okushiwo i-Ishkemb ukusindisa umuntu, futhi kungamgcwalisi. Ngakho-ke, emva kwesigamu sehora, ulambe kakhulu. Kuzofika lapha nge-berek. UBoeke uyiphayi ekhukhuzayo. Be singathi lokhu "uNapoleon" onomusa wokugcwaliswa kwenyama, ushizi noma isipinashi, kepha lokhu akulona iqiniso ngokuphelele, ngoba inhlama ebhekene nayo ingenye. Kepha uyini umehluko wena, yini inhlama? Umsebenzi wakho uya ekhekhe - kuzobe vele abe yizinyathelo ezimbili kude ne-salon ishkembe bese uzibuza amagremu amakhulu e-berek ngenyama, amagremu amakhulu e-berek nalokho okulula, futhi ngokuqinisekile kube yi-berek elula, ukuze onayo i-powder kashukela embalwa. Ama-boosters akho azoqamba amanga ngommese ezingcebeni ezincane, bese uthatha isinqumo sokuthi wena uqobo - uzokudla lapha, etafuleni elifanayo elizayo, kulowo omabhalane opholile, noma uthathe iphakethe elishisayo ezandleni zakho futhi Hamba naye uye epaki, futhi ungcono eBosphorus. Akukho lutho olungcono kune-bospor yasekuseni nge-boaches yenyama netiye oyonikela ngetiye elincane elibhalwe ukuthi. Siyathembisa, impela ngemuva kwemizuzu engama-20, kanye nokusa, noma ngisho nangaphambi kwalokho, injabulo izofika emphefumulweni wakho.
Okuphambeneyo
Lapha (yize kuwe, kunjalo, akukho okukhuphula noma) esizokuphakamisa ukuthi uthathe itiye elifanayo. Cwilisa - lokhu kuyindlela yokuphila amaphaya amancane ngokuvamile ngoshizi omhlophe, efakwe nge-tmin noma i-poppy, noma enye ndawonye. Kuyinto enhle ama-kopecks, kepha mnene futhi eqhoshayo ukuthi wena uqobo ngeke uqaphele ukuthi "uyamncenga yini" enye itiye. Emva kwalokho, unquma ukuthi ngokudla kwanamuhla konke, bese uhamba ngezinyawo embonini, ubheke abadlulayo, ezikhangayo kanye nemikhumbi yempi yaseNato.
Okuthokozisayo köfte.
Sithembisa ukuthi ngemizuzu engamashumi amane osuvele "uCess" isidlo sakho sasekuseni, bese uqala ngelukuluku lokudonsela umoya, ukunuka ulwandle, inhlanzi kanye nento emnandi. Kune? Nasi isikhathi sekuyisikhathi sokukhubeka emgwaqweni Kösufyzhi - Ikhekhe (yize ngesiRussia, kubonakala sengathi asisho ukuthi). Udinga umgwaqo we-kousefort, yize ku-salon yasendaweni yaseKöfte ulungiselela okubi kakhulu. Vele udle okushisayo, okuqinile, ama-cutlets anamanzi emoyeni kuyindaba ehluke ngokuphelele. Into esemqoka lapha ukuthi ngeke ifike futhi ithole umsiki we- "Right". I-cutlet efanele ingenye. Ngakho-ke phuma imizuzu eyishumi nanhlanu, nquma ngokuhlaselwa. Ah lezi cutshiny ama-cutlets, ngesandla esivulekile, ujusi, ugcotshwe ngokuphelele ku-grill eyenziwe njalo. Lapho ufihla izinyo lekhekhe, umhlaba uyanikhulula. Ngemuva kwalokho sivuthwe futhi sicishe silahlekelwe yisazi kusuka e-ecstasy. Awu yebo. Azikho "izingxenye" - "unyawo" alusekho ngaphansi (lokhu kubhekwa njengengxenye lapha, ngokuya nge-haul noma ikota ye-baton okudingeka ukhiphe umnyombo ukuze ubeke iminyombo ukuze ubeke ama-cutlet kanye nemifino lapho). Ikhaya lase-Iran lithatha, phuza itiye, futhi, uma livumela isisu, bacele ukubeka imifino pepper ngokwengeziwe. Kahle, kufanelana kancane. Kepha yeka ukuthi kunjani amandla okukhonza iKöfte. Izintaba zifuna ukuwa!
Chorba merrymeques ne-cur cur
Ngokomlutha wethu, manje kumele kube khona ntambama. Cishe wawela, ukhathele futhi, ngokuvamile, ngeke kulimaze ukudla kwasemini kahle. Kulungile, ungaba nekhono futhi uphefumula ngamabomu - woza ekhaya uhlale ekudleni kwakho. Futhi manje vumela u-orgy we-gastronomic. Ngaphezu kwalokho, usukwenzile konke lokhu. Ngamafuphi, sikunikeza ukuthi udle eVitel esebenzayo. Amakamelo anjalo okudlela ajwayele ukuhlelwa ezigabeni ze-semi-shise, abukeke, angasho kanjani, awethuke, futhi noma kunjalo ngaso sonke isikhathi, abantu abagcweleyo bahleli futhi abanandaba abangenandaba ne-iron ngama-resesses. Ubonile? Ngokuvamile, funa i-cauldron eseduze futhi uhambe uyodla isidlo sasemini njengabantu, hhayi njengabavakashi. Hhayi! Akekho ozokubheka lapha. Ubambe ugqoko bese ukhetha konke okumangazwayo.
Mina, njengokudla kwasebusika, sikucebisa ukuthi uthathe i-merdimk chorbasa - isobho le-lentil kanye ne-kuru fasulus - ubhontshisi omhlophe obilisiwe ngenyama. Isobho lapha samukelwa ukuze ligobhoze nge-pepper ebomvu enkulu futhi sithulule ulamula esivulekile (ungakhohlwa ukuthatha ingxenye kusuka ku-tray), naku-fasunde, kufanele kuthathe inkomishi yelayisi elimhlophe nesitsha sokhukhamba. Yebo, kunama-cabbs ahlukene, izaqathe, utamatisi kanye nopelepele wenkambo. Ungahlupheki ngommese nemfoloko. Ukhezo - I-Proletariat Weapon. Futhi lapho i-mermamek chorbasy izokufa ngepheshana lakho lesisu, kanye nobhontshisi obubi, obumnandi obumnandi obunamakha abukhali azokukhumbuza ngezimpande ezisebenzayo (noma ngabe awukaze ube nayo), phuza itiye. Bese uphonsa emuva ngemuva kwesihlalo sepulasitiki futhi ujabule ukuthi awudingi mshini. Awudingi ngisho nokuya ehhovisi. Ungumvakashi. Ngokushesha uya ehhotela elele. Ngisho nangaphansi ngetekisi. Ngemuva kokuthola uKuru Fasuli, konke kuzoba ngcono.
Merry sim
Sikuvumele ukuba ulale kuze kubehlanu. Isikhathi sokusukuma. Ngaphezu kwalokho, uSimitzhi wayevele egijima ngaphansi kwewindi izikhathi eziyishumi - umthengisi wama-bagels. "Simit! Simi! SIMIT "! - Heut umfana ngaphandle kwewindi futhi uyakuqonda lokho, ngokuvamile, kungenzeka ukuthi kudle. Asazi ukuthi i-Istanbul Sim iye yazama yini ngaphambi kwalokhu, noma ngasizathu simbe yayinamahloni okubiza umthengisi we-brisk, kunoma yikuphi, manje sekuyisikhathi sokudla i-bublichek. Vula iwindi, memeza "Simitgiiiii", khombisa umunwe owodwa (simo sezulu kuzokuqonda kahle), noma ngaphezulu, uma uqiniseka ngamakhono akho bese ulinda. Ngemuva komzuzu, uSititzhi uzofika egumbini lakho. Uma i-sumit iyashisa, kupholile. Uma kungenjalo, akulutho. Kepha sifuna ukuthi yonke into ibe sesigabeni esiphakeme kakhulu, ngakho-ke uyakwazi lokho - ungabizi umthengisi kuwe. Phuma uye emgwaqweni ngokwakho. Dinga okushisa kakhulu kwawo wonke ama-Simps futhi, ukuwukuluma kubha ebilisiwe, kugcinwe itiye eliseduze. Usuvele uphuza itiye kulo lonke iphakade.
