Ngakho-ke ichashaze odongeni: Ukuphendula noma iyiphi inqubomgomo ye-Facebook, unelungelo lokuziphatha eliphelele lezinkomo! Futhi okungenani amaphuzu ayi-9;)
Kwesinye isikhathi angifuni nje kuphela ukuguqula ikhala lakho libe ku-Facebook, kodwa futhi nokuthatha umhlalaphansi, ukubulala nokukhohlwa isikhumbuzo. Ngoba kunomuzwa wokuthi udlwengulwe ngobuwula. Ngomqondo wokuziphatha. Zizwe unjenge-bazaar enkulu enomsindo: othile, ubambe inkinobho ngenkinobho, kudinga ukuphindisela okuphuthumayo, othile, i-tyach ye-capslock ekhombisayo, ikufundise okuthile, othile, ugxeke amathe, aphikisane nawe endaweni eyisicaba ... Zizwe uSam ngandlela thile eholidini lokuphila. Futhi yini, inethiwekhi yokuxhumana nomphakathi futhi kukhona impilo! Futhi futhi kudinga ukuhlunga imisindo ye-bazaar ukuze uhlale engqondweni. Izithombe zinikeza imiyalo eyi-10 yomsebenzisi yempilo yengqondo. Konke kufana ne-CHER! ;)
Unelungelo lokukhipha imithetho yakho
Maqondana ne-blog yakho. Uma ufike odongeni lwakho anganele ngeziphetho zami ezinganele, khona-ke wawumayelana nokuthi kwenzeka kanjani efulethini lomunye umuntu ngaphandle kokujaha. Indoda ehlakaniphile ilula kangako ukuba ingathumeli isivakashi, kunjalo. Uyakumthumela ehlakaniphile: yebo uyahamba. Kusukela odongeni lwami emgodini ngengwenya. Futhi sekuvele izengezo ezingagunyaziwe eqenjini elithi "amandla e-eRendic of the labesifazane" noma "Ungathola kanjani bonke ogogo bomhlaba" (nanoma yimaphi amaqembu, empeleni!) Ungakwazi ngonembeza ohlanzekile ongavimba nge-probor. Ukushisa nokubhala nesitatimende esiphansi kwetshe: Ungangezi umakhelwane wakho ngaphandle kwesidingo, ngoba uzovinjelwa, amen.
Unelungelo lokuthi ungabi yikhulu ama-bucks
Ngomqondo othile, ngithanda wonke umuntu - osuka entombazaneni e-Sadikov Group enama-roses amabi embozelweni kuya kuJouser Rajj, ama-winkings we-winkings eqenjini lesithombe ku-PM. Ngasizathu simbe, sivame ukucabanga ukuthi uma umngani eshintsha iJupik noma aziqhayisa ngokuthi akazange asindise isisu namuhla, ikhilomitha, isikweletu somKristu asitshela ngokuphuthumayo kwi-glue. Ngaphandle kwalokho, abantu abampofu baphansi. Futhi manje, cabanga ngokuthi ungakanani abangane abalulekile u-Anfollovnut, ngoba ngenxa yezihlambi zakho ku-Ribbon, kwesokunxele i-kebabs ezweni futhi zingenalo inani elincanyana lobuciko le-toyorier.
Unelungelo lokungasebenzi kuzo zonke izingcingo
Emgwaqweni, amaflaya nezincwadi ezingokomoya athuke, isigqoko ebusweni ngokukhala: "Uyabona lapho entabeni-e-e-e!" Ngiyabona, ngiyabona, kepha ngifuna ukuthuthukisa, Futhi lapha bazosebenzisa amakhasi abo "izinto zami" nezinye izinhlangano zokusindiswa kwe-Yamal Slugs ". Unelungelo lokungathandi ukuthi ikhasi elinikezwe yi-FRÉDS, hhayi "vakashela" izehlakalo ezivela ebuzungi ... (futhi - Yebo, kuzwakala ukwethuka kosizo, uma ngabe usizo lungelonanga umuntu ojwayele mathupha. Okwezimo eziningi kakhulu, ukulethekisa izigwegwe kuziphathe ngesehlukaniso.) Ngokuvamile, hhayi ukuphindaphindeka amabhizinisi. Noma ngabe umaka eposini ephuthumayo, ngokuvamile akulona inhlonipho ikakhulukazi. Inkinobho yomlingo "Angifuni ukubona lokhu" kufanele, ngombono, kukusiza ukunciphisa inani ledoti ethepheni. Ngempela, i-facebook logic ye-loodic yowesifazane. :)
Unelungelo hhayi iFrance Rhodium
Well, banamathele! Noma bavumelana ngokucwebezela okuyimfihlo okukhohlisayo ukuthi ngesizathu esithile asikuniki ukukwenza. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ukuphawula kukagogo ngaphansi kweposi "thina namantombazane kuma-Striptease sabesilisa" kuzobonisa ukuthi use-Schmakodka oneminyaka emithathu, egcotshwe ngobisi olunqunyelwe. Dala amaqembu ahlukile we-Braveship - ahlushwa futhi ngokushesha noma kamuva akhuthaze.
Unelungelo lokungafanele lisenkingeni enkulu
Hhayi-ke, ufihle! Ngaphandle kwalokho, ukuzondla ngamazwana, kungani ungakaze unikeze umbiko ngezimpondo ezithunyelwe nezinselo, futhi mina uqobo ngingu-4 imizuzu edlule zenotika ye-zenotika nobhiya. Futhi umbhalele amanothi achaza ukuthi umbiko umvimba wosuku lokukhanya okumhlophe ngaphandle kokubona, kepha esilwaneni esimpofu phama kahle e-milichetond, ophahleni ngaleso sikhathi nalo seluthethelelwe ngobuqili ...
Unelungelo lokungajoyini
Noma umuntu engeyona nje okungalungile, kepha okulimazayo okungalungile, hhayi nje kwi-Intanethi, kodwa ngokuhlangana kwakho okuhle kumazwana, futhi nakwesihloko esivuthayo njengesitabane nokuncelisa ... noma kunjalo, ayikho inkolo yomhlaba ... Nokho, Izokulahla uma nje ubhidliza isiphequluli, ukhuthaze, ukhiphe amahlandla amahlanu bese uyoba swiff hyacinths. Ezempilo zibiza kakhulu. Ungakhohlwa lokhu, futhi i-Alzheimer ayilali.
Unelungelo lokujoyina
Ukubeka umusi kuqoqwe ngesonto lokuntanta, ukwenza amakhono angenamqondo, kwenza ubuciko be-euhemisms ... Isivumelwano esihle! Futhi bathusa abaphathwe kabi, babhuqa "babhuqa" ngokuphahlazeka - bese bebuyela emuva emaceleni, umfana, lapho u-anti omdala ehlukana khona nothuli lomhlambi wokuhlanya, kepha ngengqondo ama-hamsters.
Unelungelo lokuthi ungangeni
I-interlocutor yakho enamandla ngakolunye uhlangothi lwe-Monitor ingaba ngubani futhi kunoma yimuphi umbuso. Awumboni. Futhi kungenzeka ukuthi ube yimali enkulu empilweni yangempela, ethola injabulo ehlanekezelwe ekuhambeni ngaphansi komsebenzisi wobuhlakani bomfowethu. Noma angahle abe nosuku olubi, futhi uyakwehlela lapho ufana nenja - ngoba yena, i-basher, ngisho nezinja azikho izinja. Noma okwamanje uphuze ngobuwula, futhi uletha uhlobo oluthile lwezimpikiswano zengqondo ...
Unelungelo lokuba ngokwakho futhi wenze okuthandayo
Uma ucasulwa ngamahlaya okungewona ikhekhe, noma umenzele ulwazimagama oluzungezile - ngakho-ke ngitshele, ungathuli. Uma ungumthandi wedatha enkulu yamahlaya kanye nesilulumagama esihambisanayo - ngakho-ke mane nje udwebe izimpawu ezintathu zemilingo "ka-18 +" ngaphezulu kokuthunyelwe futhi ungahlupheki njengoba zibona. Kepha lawa okwakho: "Ah, zonke iziphazamiso zixoxa ngale movie, kusho ukuthi akufanele" - konke lokhu kungukushintshana, okuzenzakalelayo nakusasa.
Unelungelo lokuthumela amakati
Kanye nokudla, i-selfie, imilenze kanye nemiphumela yokuhlola "okuhlolwe yi-toponambar". Kepha ikakhulukazi amakati nezinsana. Bazosindisa umhlaba! Kodwa-ke, ngiyakhumbula ukuthi ngakuwe abasebenzisi abafanayo abanamalungelo afanayo - futhi banelungelo eligcwele lokungaliboni - ungabhala okuthunyelwe ngohlobo lohlobo "Uma uthokozela izingane zami, velkov: ake ngilethe Wena eqenjini "labangane abahle", futhi konke - Funda ama-analytics ami aphezulu ezepolitiki! "
