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Angazi ukuthi ngubani iMephistophelle noma ungezwa amabinzana "Impilo Yomhlaba edlula phakathi kwengxenye" - kuyadingeka ukukwazi. Kepha ukuthola abantu abafunda zonke izinto eziyishumi ezibalwe ngezansi kusuka ku-peel to crust, futhi, akulula. "Bored" - Cha, igama elingalungile. "Kukhulu kakhulu" - ukufudumala ... kahle, sizohlela ukuhlolwa? Ngento ngayinye efundwe (kusukela kokuqala ekhasini lokugcina!) Ziqoke ephuzwini. Ekugcineni, ake sithi ungobani emva kwalokho.
IBhayibheli
Esikhathini saseSoviet, kunjalo, kwakungenakwenzeka ukuhamba kule ncwadi futhi kwaletha iBhayibheli lapho. Kodwa-ke, iziza zezwe lezikhukhula noma ukushaywa kwezinsana zazazi zonke izakhamizi ezinekhono zombuso ongakholelwa ukuthi uNkulunkulu ukhona emhlabeni. Ngezindlela eziningi, ngenxa ye- "Biliblical Legends" Kidnovskky eshalofini. Manje ungahlola kalula okwangempela. Kodwa-ke, akuzona zonke izinhlobo zokungakholwayo kusihlwa ezihlale phansi, kuzoqala ngo- "ekuqaleni, uNkulunkulu wezulu nomhlaba" - ngenani lesibalo sakwa-Annal "ngaphandle kokulahlekelwa yigama elithi" Amen ".
Homer, "iliad" ne "Odyssey"
Konke kwazi ukuthi uMandelstam unohlu lwemikhumbi maphakathi, ngakho-ke akufanele sizame. Futhi imikhumbi ka-Ahasey yahamba ngomkhumbi yaya komunye umkhetho: I-Blind Fumisactiatist yabala ama-US 1186. Kanye namagama omkhuzi futhi kwesinye isikhathi futhi izincazelo. Bangaki emkhunjini abantu abavela lapho bafika khona, yimaphi amadlelo lapho. Ngokuvamile, vele sekwanele ngochungechunge. Futhi lokhu kumane nje kuyisiqalo! USanta Barbara uyaphumula. Kepha ezincwadini zikaGomerov zimbozwe, eqinisweni, isikhathi esincane: Impi yafika eminyakeni eyishumi, kwabe sekuhamba iminyaka eyishumi yahamba ngomkhumbi odyssey. Ngaphezu kwalokho, uma uthola ebalazweni le-troy (i-gissarlyc yesimanje eTurkey) ne-Ithaca, khona-ke kunebanga phakathi kwabo - amakhilomitha angama-500. Isilinganiso 50 km ngonyaka. Kahle kahle!
I-Dante Aligiery, "Amahlaya Aphezulu"
Ungafunda ukuthi imibunyana yesihogo ebekwe kuyo isazo isazo (uma wehlisa imininingwane ye-disaskherkerkery phakathi kokungabonakali ngokuphelele yimibukela nokufa). Ungathumela ngokwengqondo izinhlamvu ezisihogweni kuwe - yimuphi umbuthano ozothunyelwa ekufanelekalweni kwawo. Kepha ukudlula nge-purgatory nepharadesi ngasizathu simbe kunzima kakhulu. Yize kamuva ezindaweni ezinesishiyagalolunye, futhi emcabangweni kumnandi kakhulu. Futhi yingakho, kungukuthi, kuHellish - unesifiso, futhi ePharadesi - ukhubazekile futhi ulale? : mayelana)
Goethe, "Faust"
Ukugqekeza okunempilo kakhulu kwazo zonke iziza kuyindaba enendoda empofu uMargarita. Futhi ufundeke kakhulu. Othile osesimweni, ngemuva kwalo lonke lobu busuku, eshiya intombazane ejele, afunde konke okwenzeka ngaleso sikhathi naleso sihle kubathakathi beSabatha? Futhi othile osesimweni ngemuva kokufa lapho, funda ngokulandelana, yiziphi izimbuzi zezezimali eza eza namaqhawe ethu okudala egcekeni elithile lempi ?!
Mhlawumbe, kunabantu emhlabeni abanentshisekelo efanayo, baphambukise encazelweni yezahluko ezingama-20 zempi yaseBorodino - futhi ngasikhathi sinye, inkhulumomphendvulwano ngasinye ngesiFulentshi (okuthi, ngendlela, kwadingeka ukuthi ihlukanise ikhasi elingezansi yekhasi elinefonti elixegayo). Sawubona, sifuna manias!
UJames Joyce, Ulysses
Kuya enjabulweni, imvamisa sisondela ku-savvy. Sesivele sazi ukuthi eTolstaya Tomik, usuku olulodwa luchazwa ukuthi kunokufana okuthile nge "Odyssey" nokuthi kunokuqaphela okuningi okuphuma lapho. Lutho, wazi! Siyibonile imifudlana enjalo ... yebo. Kabili. Ukubuyekezwa okunembe kakhulu kwale nto ye-mega kungukubuyekezwa komfundi olula: "ama-pluses: Kubukeka kukuhle. Okubi: Angizange ngiqonde lutho. "
Marseille Prost, "Ekufuneni Isikhathi Esilahlekile"
Hhayi-ke, ungafundi, kepha ubumnandi obuqinile. Ngakho-ke konke kuhamba kahle, ngokuqiniseka, ngomuzwa. Ufunda - futhi ujabulele wonke umugqa ... futhi ngemuva kwamakhasi ambalwa oqonda ukuthi angikhumbuli ukuthi amaqhawe angathunyelwa kuphi okwamanje. Ukubuyela kumakhasi ambalwa emuva - futhi ... Ngubani olapha ?! Funda kabusha njengokungathi okokuqala ngqa. Futhi phambili, ngendlela, amavolumu ayisikhombisa. Ngaphezu kwalokho, uma uvula noma yimuphi kubo endaweni yokuphikisana - umphumela ucishe ufane.
UFranz Kafka, "Castle" kanye "nenqubo"
I-Kafka ihle kakhulu ngemuva kokuzama ukuklama noma yimiphi imibhalo noma ethola imvume. Kubukeka sengathi umbhali wayazi wena uqobo ngudokotela wakho we-passistal, ngaphezulu kwathola imvume yokubeletha, kanye nokumakwe emtholampilo futhi wakhipha isipho efulethini. Kepha ukuthola ukuthi kuphelile kanjani, awekho amabutho wokuziphatha. Ngaphezu kwalokho, uma usuvele uyazi ukuthi kwelinye icala akazange aphele lutho, futhi ngowesibili kwaphela umkhiwane omkhulu.
UKarl Marx, "Capital"
Ngendlela, lokhu akuwona kuphela umlobi, owaphoqelelwa ukuba ahlele amakhilomitha wabafundi baseSoviet ezindlini ezijwayelekile, kodwa futhi into eyaguqula umlando womhlaba. Ngokulinganayo, naphezu kwale ngxabano, akunakwenzeka ukukufunda, nansi ukuphindeka okuqhakazile okuvela kuforamu yabesifazane (isipelingi kanye nokubhalwa kombhali):
Ukulahlwa okupholile kufanele kuthathwe ndawo ndawo ngentombazane yabo emhlophe i-baksiki. Kepha uPapa ugeja esikebheni. Baqasha lezi zinhlobo zeTajiks, okwamanje zabaseRussia ukuze basebenze. Kuvunyelwe ukuthi labo bazosebenza kusuka ngo-8 ekuseni kuya ku-8 pm. Ngoba ngo-9 PM, wena ngepapic ephathini. Kepha laba abasebenza banikezwe ngamahora amathathu nje. Lokho kuze kube ngu-11 ekuseni. Futhi kusukela ngehora le-11 ekuseni kuze kube yi-8 PM, basebenzela ukungcola nentombazane yakhe emhlophe!
Castaneda, zonke izincwadi
I-Neophyte ifuna ukwazi ukuhlakanipha kwemilingo. Kubeluleka okukhethekile uCastaneda. I-Neophyte ifunda incwadi yokuqala. Futhi cishe yonke indlela yonke yazi izifunda ezahlukahlukene ezivela ku-peyote, ekugcineni kweqhawe, kuqondakala ukunaka. "Cha, awukhuthazwe ngokwengeziwe," kusho abathe xaxa. - Hhayi mayelana nezidakamizwa. Funda kabanzi. " I-Neophyte ifunda incwadi yesibili. Izifunda ziyehluka ngokwedlulele, ekugcineni - kwaphinde kwaziwa ukuthi uFale ... Kuyaziwa ukuthi: ukubona amehlo omuntu ofunda zonke izincwadi eziyi-12, akunakwenzeka. Ngabe lowo muntu ofunda nabo bonke abangu-12. Ngemuva kwalokho bazohlangana, futhi umhlaba wonke uzonyamalala ngokubhonga.
Manje sizobala izibuko zakho. Ngabe uphumelele malini ngokuphelele, ngokoqobo ufundwe?
munye. Kungenzeka ukuthi wenzeka ukuthi ubhale idiploma komunye wemisebenzi - futhi awulandanga lo msebenzi, futhi wabeletha ngokweqiniso. 2. Cishe usuqedile uPhilfak. 3. Cishe ungumtapo wezincwadi. ezine. Cishe kungenzeka. ezinhlanu. Cishe uBotan. 6. Cishe uzobe uMaxim Moshkov. 7. Cishe unamathisela, usebenzisa esingakuhloli. eziyisishiyagalombili. Cishe uzoba yi-grinder. eziyisishiyagalolunye. Cishe wake wavalelwa ngokungafanele emtatsheni wezincwadi umberto eco futhi wahlala lapho unyaka, wondla ama-acresides. 10. Cishe ungumlingiswa wezemibhalo. Isibonelo, iqhawe lendaba yeTennessee Williams "okuthile kweTolstoy."
