Eminyakeni emithathu noma emine, izingane zenzeka, faka iqhaza ethile futhi ... awufuni ukuphuma. Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, vele, iyadlula, kepha iLulzov ezungeze igcwele. Futhi, lapho ubusebuntwaneni i-hobbit, i-sailor neptune, i-bumblebi transformer noma enye into ebonakalayo. Bona izindaba zangempela ongacabangi ngazo.
Omunye umfana wanquma ngokuqinile ukuthi wayeyiwundlu. Umama wajabula ngenkathi ukuhambahamba kujabulile lapho umfana evuma ukuba nesaladi, kepha umfana waqala ukucabanga ngesimo sakhe somshado - wacacisa ukuthi umama weWundlu abizwa kanjani. Injabulo kamama ivinjiwe, kepha wasonta - ooooo ... izimvu!
- Umama iwundlu, futhi ubani igama likababa weWundlu? - Kubuza ingane ngenhliziyo yonke.
- Awuboni yini ikhathuni eliyisiwula eliyisiwula? - Umama ophakanyisiwe.
Umhlaba emndenini, hhayi ngokushesha, wabuyisela ugogo kaGranny, owathenga iWundlu le-teddy esitolo wanika iWuludund ngegama lakhe. Ubaba (akaseyinqamu) wathethelela umama.
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Enye intombazane yabheka i-hersa. Kusuka ku- "King Lion." I-Jiyi Chi Hichi-hee !!! Futhi wazwakala, futhi washukumisela ngokulandelana.
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Enye intombazane encane kwakunguChepollino. Uxolo imizamo yokunikela esikhundleni se-ladisher yenqabe ngaphandle kokungabaza lapho. Umbuzo "Kungani ??" Le ntombazane yazithathela ama-bangs yaphendula nge-sarcasm esindayo "futhi uyakujikijela - futhi ukhokhe." Abanye abantu abangenangqondo uJergali, basheshe bakhala kakhulu, futhi abazali kwadingeka bacele intethelelo kubazali babantu abangenayo, kanye nothisha.
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Enye intombazane. Konke bekungeke kube yilutho, uma kuqhathaniswa neChippollino, kepha i-SNAIL, Okokuqala, izamile ukugqoka indlu nami (imvamisa kwakuyingubo, kodwa ngavuma ukuthatha isikhwama sangemuva emgwaqweni), okwesibili, ngokwesisekelo, bekungahleki strk, kwathi okwesithathu kwaba ukwazana kagogo.
- Kanjani? Ulyan? - Kuhloswe ukujwayela, futhi intombazane inesineke futhi izwakala, ngoba kufanele ibe ngabantu abalimele engqondweni, iphindaphindwe ngama-syllables.
- W. LI. Kopisha. KA! Futhi ugogo wami ungumgwaqo omkhulu.
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Umfana oyedwa waqala. Ungabuzi, akekho nokho ongakuqondi. Uyakhumbula ngokuqinile ukuthi wenza umshado afune umbhangqwana.
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Enye intombazane kwakunguMfowethu Unogwaja. Bengifuna isihlahla sameva - ikhaya lami lingokomdabu, futhi ligijima njengelilodwa. Ubaba waziveza uFox Fox, futhi baya kolwa, futhi umfowethu unogwaja wayevame ukunqotshwa.
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Omunye umfana waphendula kuphela egameni lempisi. IMIPHAKATHI. Futhi uma ucabanga ukuthi imayelana ne-tine enesihluku, noma ngabe unganjani. Kwakuyingane enhle ngamehlo amakhulu nezipanji ngomnsalo, futhi impisi yayisho inoveli. Hhayi-ke, kufanele uye kuphi, ngisho nanny empofu engadini ememeza "Dimolk, Dinolk, waya kuphi ngaphandle kwamathayi?"
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Kufanele kushiwo ukuthi udokotela wezengqondo owabhalwa okokuqala njengomcimbi obanzi (futhi wabheka indlela ejwayelekile ekwakhiweni kwe-psyche yengane), uMikhail Lazarevich uLurie, futhi hhayi nenkosazana ebise ephethwe.
Indodakazi yakhe eneminyaka emine yalala esofa, yachotshozwa imilenze yayo, yaphendula imibuzo ecabangayo:
- Ngingu-Druck othosiwe!
Lokhu, siyasiqonda isicelo.