Kulungile, kulungile, namanje amathoyizi kaKhisimusi we-soviet noma amakhanoni engane yokuqala. Lokhu kuyaqondakala, kungcwele. Kepha thina, amantombazane, sigcina inqwaba yezinto ezingasho lutho ezitholakele zithola osanta ngasikhathi sinye ngamanani wangempela.
Izingubo azenzi
Ukuskena, ukuvuma ngokweqiniso, kufushane kube yiminyaka eyodwa nengxenye yeshumi nambili. Kodwa-ke, ukuvuma ngokweqiniso - hhayi indlela yethu! Ngizokwehlisa isisindo, nakanjani ngizokwehla. Akunakugwenywa njengokunqoba kobukhomanisi. Futhi yilesi siketi esizongikhuthaza ukuba ngibe ne-feat. Ukusuka ekude wakhe, uNkulunkulu we-angle ekhohliwe yekhabethe, aha.
Kudingeka kakhulu iPrubambas
Kungenxa yosizo lwabo ngizonciphisa isisindo. Futhi vele uthuthukile kule ndlela ebuhlungu kude! Kathathu bahola lezi zimbumbulu futhi zilethe kabili i-hulahup. Kuliqiniso, uma ukhumbula lapho bekuyisikhathi sokugcina ... Kungcono ukungakukhumbuli. Uthuli ebusweni lungasho okuningi. Kepha awukwazi ukuphonsa lezi zingcezu. Ngoba kuzoba ukuqashelwa ukwehlulwa. Futhi ngakho-ke kukhona ithemba. Kwenye indawo ekujuleni kwenhliziyo ... Ngamathuba okuba ungqimba lwekhabethe, lapho kuza khona isiketi esithandekayo.
Izingubo zasendle
Zasendle, kepha muhle, kumnandi! Akukaziwa ukuthi inkanyezi yokuphromotha eyami ngalobo busuku ekhanda lakhe, okwakukhuphulwa yi-mertellation ngokungenisa ngokweqile, kepha leli cala lenziwe. Isandla siye sangena esikhwameni sasithola lesi simangaliso sokusika nokwakhiwa. Vele ungabuzi, abantu ukuthi kungani enamasentimitha amaningi lapha. Futhi yilomthunzi kaMalinovaya Blemba lapha. Yebo, kuphole. Lapho futhi lapho kungabekwa khona, ungabuzi nhlobo. Mhlawumbe ekugcineni ngizohlanya lapha - kwathi lapho i-sanitara ye-snitara eyishumi naleyo izongilanda, ngizoba kukho konke lokhu - inkanyezi yoMnyango. Ngakho-ke, makulenge.
Imihlobiso eyethusayo
Umsebenzi wobuciko be-Busoproprotens yePakistani ama-rupees ayishumi ukusuka ekhefini eliphakeme eliphakeme, elibonakala limsulwa i-emerald. Yebo, kwahlatshwa, ngakho cishe ngokungabonakali. Ukuzithenga, kwakudingeka ukweqile kakhulu ... Kodwa-ke, ukushisa ngandlela thile akuzange kuphole nokunye. Ngakho-ke, baqamba amanga. Kepha kuthiwani uma. I-Ka-AK izophuma, ka-tink. I-AI-NO, awungangazi, kepha uzothola!
Izimonyo ezingafanele
Ngakho-ke awukusebenzisi ngezithunzi ezibomvu. Okungenani ngemuva kwaleso simo eqenjini elidala, lapho umama engaboni ezihlotsheni zakhe, ngandlela thile bekungafanele. Futhi ngeke sikusebenzise ngokucacile, unengqondo ekhanda lami. Kodwa-ke, lo mzimba ngesizathu esithile, ngaso sonke isikhathi uyenqaba lapho ufaka isandla sakho phezu kwaleli bhokisi. "Hhayi-ke, unjani, lokhu nguChanel! Yikuphi koko! " - Quokitch cerebellum. Futhi zombili lezi zifebe ngokushesha ngokusho kwe-nodding: Yebo, yebo, kahle, yebo, futhi awusoze wazi ukuthi yiziphi amacala.
Imibhalo eyimfihlo
Amaprotheni we-Reflex ukuze asindise amantongomane, ama-sapiens - iphepha elinezimpawu. Uma kukhona uhlobo oluthile lwe-Centenary Circle ephepheni - yi-sacralna, okusho ukuthi idinga ukugcinwa unomphela. Ikakhulu uma lokhu kungumyalo obaluleke kakhulu wezilimi ezingamashumi amathathu nantathu ze-toaster. Okungukuthi, ngendlela, bekungafundwanga entweni eyodwa, ngoba kunenkinobho eyodwa. Futhi ikhadi lewaranti ku-toaster nalo ligcinwa othandweni: bese kuthi kungazelelwe inkinobho iphula! Akukho lutho olunqamula khona iwaranti eminyakeni eyishumi nanhlanu edlule, futhi i-toaster kudala yaphonswa. Ngalesi sikhathi sephepha, umphefumulo wamahlaya ngokuqinisekile uzovuswa enkantolo embi yempahla yasendlini.
Potters gloss
Impilo yaleli bhundlu lephepha lifana nosuku olulodwa: lukhanya futhi lufushane. Ngokombono wehhovisi lokuhlela - ngenyanga. Futhi ngeqiniso - izingqinamba ezimbili impela, ozofunda kuyo yonke into kusuka ku-crust ukuze uqweqwe. Yisiphi isibalo somagazini sabomagazini abaqhubeka nokuphila futhi bakhula - umbuzo ovela enkundleni "Ungabhekana kanjani ne-cellulite" futhi "owaphuza wonke amanzi." U-Angelina ngalesi sikhathi, washada kathathu, futhi ezansi kwesitaki sakho wayeseyintombazane yentombazane ...
I-Ficus Vasya (Aka Ficus Schrödinger)
Isiguli siyaphila noma sifile. Uma efile, kungavuselelwa noma kungavuselelwa. UVasya utholakala unomphela emngceleni walokhu nakwelinye izwe. Kubukeka sengathi yomile, kuhamba amabala, kugobe futhi kuvulwe. Kepha ngeke afe, gadi luhlaza, ekugcineni! Futhi kwesinye isikhathi entwasahlobo kungazelelwe uhlobo oluthile lokukhishwa kwezinso. Futhi kunjani-ke kudoti ?! Kubukeka sengathi unesono esindayo nalezi zandla. Futhi uzoza kuwe ebusuku, wabulawa ngokungenacala, wakhala izinyembezi eziluhlaza.
Bhuka nge-autograph
Awukho umsebenzi ovelele. Funda phambi kwekhasi leshumi nantathu, khona-ke ukuthunywa akunakwenzeka. Mhlawumbe angakwenza kwenzeke ukwenza i-microdistanic bucket Buckle. Noma umtapo wezincwadi wasemakhaya endaweni lapho kungatholakali khona ama-litech, futhi zonke izincwajana zokuphepha komlilo zifundwa ezigodini. Kepha awukwazi, cha. Omunye uzovula ikhasi lokuqala - futhi afunde: "Thulisa Olenka yememori ende evela kumbhali onikelwe kuyo." Futhi isiginesha ibanzi, i-Swallowing futhi ijabule, njengokulangazelela kothando lwabantu kanye noNobel. Futhi-ke wonke umuntu uzoqonda: lapha ngenxa yalabo abanjengawe, ngonya, akazange athole uNobel. Futhi mhlawumbe iphela ebuphofini nokubi.
Imbiza enhle yaphezulu yetiye
Muhle ngokungapheli futhi unengqondo engenamqondo, njengeLamborghini epulazini elihlanganyelwe "Indlela elula". Ezindongeni zawo, ekuzikhandlayo amaShayina kwakungevila kakhulu ukuveza abesifazane abayinkimbinkimbi baseJapan, futhi ku-cap yakhe, ama-chrysanthemms ezingane zemithunzi ayeqhakaza. Kepha ukuthi, futhi, futhi ungakhuphukeli ukubekezelela - izinkinobho, iziqeshana zamaphepha, amasheke noma ama-hairpin angabonakali - lapho adinga, awusakhumbuli ukuthi bangamahloni lapho.
Igundane elipinki
Muhle njengengelosi, yize empeleni kubi njengesono esifayo. Kuya ngokuthi imuphi umuzwa wokubona. Uvame ukubheka ngokungathinta kakhulu, ngoba le crap (okungukuthi, i-insanitina) yethulwe kuwe ngumfana wakho wokuqala. Ngosuku lwakho lokuqala uValentine. Ungowokugcina. Kepha kwabe sekukhona kuze kube phakade. Kuphela kokuqala kokuqala okuyisishiyagalombili kuze kube phakade ...
Stupitskaya aromalampa
Lapho le stptile (engaseyona eyokuqala, kanti enye) ikuphonsa wena, uzomgwinya kahle nge-migratovssky eyisishiyagalombili ekhona ... kodwa endleleni isandla esisenziwa ngasizathu esithile. Into ebalulekile, no cho. Kungenzeka ukukhanyisa ikhandlela futhi uconsa uwoyela obalulekile (njengoba beluleka omagazini ezansi kwe-bog yakho ecwebezelayo. AKUKHO lutho olungakaze ulwenzile isiko elifanayo ngisho nalapho umnikeli ebesenawe? Ngakho-ke, bheka, bese ungena endleleni ye-pohodi kangangokuba akazange akhanye ukukhanya kwevawutsha kwaleli bandura elibiwe ...
I-Photo Album
Ngesembozo se-velvet esinjalo esikhanyisiwe, eMaiden - imibala yeBordeaux. Ngezithombe ezenziwe ngesandla. Futhi ngakho-ke abaklami bahlotshiswe ngosizo lwamaposikhadi aqanjiwe aseZarubini, ukuthi lokhu kusakazeka okusha kwemfashini kungazihlaziya eMolecin yakhe. Futhi lapho ngaphakathi kwabazali abancane abanjalo kukususa esibhedlela somama! Futhi ama-gladioluses anjengawo aphindwe kabili futhi aphakeme kakhulu kunokuba uhudula ngobuqhawe ngo-Septhemba wokuqala! Futhi i-epochal enjalo akekho owakhelwe kwi-disco yokuqala! .. nakwenye indawo kuleyo ndawo (ngendlela, kulo nyaka kuzoba yisikhathi sokusula uthuli) Kunama-postcards avela ezimbonweni ezithandekayo namathangi, anezintambo zokungafi: "Ikati eligoqiwe ngoyinki oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka - futhi laxosha: U-Olya wethuke!"
Idayari
Abafundi 1- "" Isigaba "Sesikole Sesekokondari. Izifundo Ezine NgoMsombuluko, ngoLwesibili akukho okushiwo, ngoLwesithathu amahlanu ahlenge amahlanu ahlekisayo ayisihlanu, ezansi kwekhasi - Isiginesha yemayini. Ezindaweni ezintathu - ukuvulwa okushintshiwe: "Iholide !!!" kulo lonke ijika. Kahle, ubeka okuqinile. Kwenye kuphela lapho ekuqaleni kwekota yesine umlando ongajwayelekile: "Sihlabelela esifundweni semfundo yezemvelo." Ngakho-ke intwasahlobo ngemuva kwakho konke, ngemuva kwezinyoni zewindi ziqhakaza!
Mishatka
Bona uqobo baphoqelelwa enkulisa ukukhumbula ngekhanda i-Aarto's Egniya kaBarto ngokuqhuma kwakhe okudabukisayo: "Konke lokho, ngeke akwazi ukukhathaza, ngoba muhle!" Ungamangali manje ukuthi, yize yena, uma esethandwa yinunduvelani kuzo zonke izinhlangothi, manje uhlala ephila, umkhulu ka-Lenin weSteeper uLenin noDuncan Maclaude bahlanganiswa. Futhi okubukeka kudabukisa kakhulu ngezinkinobho zakhe zokuthunga - ngakho-ke uyazi ngami kakhulu ...
