Uma uqoqa yonke imibhalo ebhalwe esihlokweni esithi "Ungayinqoba kanjani indoda", khona-ke kuzoba yi-encyclopedia ehlukahlukene, ehlwaya "iSoviet" endala "Soviet". Imboni ehehayo nokubamba isebenza kahle: Nazi izifundo ze-blowjob "umphimbo ojulile", kanye namakilasi amabi "nemibhalo evela kumamagazini wabesifazane" Izindlela eziyi-10 zokumelisa embhedeni "- khetha konke ukunambitheka.
Imininingwane mayelana nokuyenga kwabesifazane ihlelwe kakhulu: Amaphephabhuku amaphephabhuku ngezikhathi ezithile abhalelwe ngakho, futhi ukuhamba okuyinhloko kuyisifundo sokuthathwa, okuyisethi enhle. Amantombazane ePikaperov awathandi futhi wesabe, futhi igama elithi lacishe laphenduka libe lubalulekile. Sizamile ukuqonda ukuthi ngabe yimbi kakhulu, njengencane kakhulu, futhi saxoxa ne-guru yepica yasekhaya kanye nochwepheshe ngokuyenga kwamantombazane u-Alexander Samsov. Ingxoxo yonke kaSasha yazama ukusenza sikholelwe (futhi sacishe sakholelwa!) Ukuthi iveni lingukuqeqeshwa okungenangozi ekuzithuthukisweni, futhi wonke amadoda adinga into eyodwa kuphela - isando.
Pics: I-Pickup ne-Pickupartes - ingqikithi yi-Odious, ngakho-ke sinesifiso sokuthola isimo sezinto ezivela ngaphakathi. USasha, uze kanjani kuleli bhizinisi elinzima? Ngempela kusuka ebuntwaneni ebuntwaneni ngombuzo othi "Ufuna ukuba ngubani lapho ukhula?" Ngabe wawuphendula ngokushesha "pikaper!"?
U-Alexander Samsov: Ngokubona kwami, wonke umuntu ufuna ukuba ngumqaphi, bamane bakubize ngendlela ehlukile!
Eqinisweni, i-pickup yindoda eyazi nokuthi ithanda ukuxhumana kanjani namantombazane. Kubukeka kimi ukuthi wonke umuntu unephupho lokuthakazelisa futhi ufunde ukusebenzisana namantombazane ukuze lokhu kuholele emiphumeleni oyifunayo. Uthanda intombazane kakhulu - uzohlangana naye. Ufuna ukuchitha kuphela ubusuku nentombazane - uzolala naye. Konke ngokweqiniso nangokulula kakhulu.
Pics: Yiliphi iphuzu kwaba yindlela yokwenza imali?
U-Alexander Samsov: Mina uqobo ngaqeqeshwa kwimodeli yaseRussia yokuyenga okusebenzayo (RMES), ngemuva kwalokho ngamenyelwa ukuthuthukisa iphrojekthi.
Pics: Awubonakali sengathi iveni njengendlela yokuxhumana isho ngokulula okumbalwa kwabathengi? Noma ucabanga ngemizwa yamantombazane, mayelana nemizwelo yabo?
U-Alexander Samsov: I-Pickup akuyona ukubukwa komhlaba wonke, kuyindlela nje. Njengesikole sesiNgisi! Abantu beza bezofunda ulimi ngezinhloso zabo, khona-ke ekugcineni kwenkambo iya ekilabhini igubha, ngeke uyisole e-Alcoholism? I-Pickup iyithuluzi lokufeza okufiselekayo! Sifunda nje abesilisa, ukuthi bangaba kanjani i-interlocutor ethokozisayo, ukuthi ungaba nesitayela ngokwengeziwe, ukuthi ungayithakazelela kanjani intombazane, ukuthi ungakubheki kanjani ukubopha, othintekayo, akuzange kukubheke wena umngani uma une imizwa yothando. Futhi amathuluzi esiwanikezayo, umuntu ngamunye asebenzisa ngendlela yawo ngokuya ngezinhloso zawo. I-Pickup ifana nesando esinikeza abantu bese sithi: Uma ufuna ukufaka isipikili, ukushaya kanjalo. Futhi umuntu usuvele wenza le nompeli ukuthi uthanda kanjani.
Pics: O, othile, ngokwesibonelo, njengokushaya kwabantu ngesando ebusweni!
U-Alexander Samsov: Noma kunjalo, inkinga ayikho kwisando, kodwa ekhanda kubantu. Okubonayo kwizithangami ngefomethi ethi "Girl Pyaterochka, iYabvdul" iyizibonakaliso zangasese. Ukwenza isibonelo, nginguchwepheshe ekusikeni kwamantombazane, nginobudlelwano obuhle obumangalisayo nentombazane, kepha ngasizathu simbe angilandeli futhi ungakukhiphi umunwe wami ngokumemeza "FU-FU, yena I-Pickup! ". Ngeshwa, wonke umuntu ubheka ukubonakaliswa okusobala kakhulu, futhi okuningi kuhlala ngemuva kwezigcawu. Futhi kwangaphandle kuyizifiso zabesilisa ezijwayelekile!
Bonke abesilisa bafuna amantombazane amahle kakhulu, futhi okuphezulu, okungcono! Indoda ngayinye yenzeka empilweni ngalesi sigaba, futhi kufanele idlule kuyo, ngaphandle kwalokho izonxeshezelwa impilo yakhe yonke. Kepha le nkathi ingemuva nje, empeleni iyaphela, bonke beza emicabangweni ngokubaluleka nangesidingo sobudlelwano. Kepha ubudlelwano abusikho ukuhlukunyezwa kwabo, kodwa ngentombazane enhle futhi efisa eyayikhetha umuntu uqobo, hhayi nalowo owayehlale ephuzile ekilabhini, walala, nansi ubuhlobo.
Pics: Amantombazane adinga amakhono ukuxhumana ne-pickup? Noma ungaphumula nje futhi ujabulele?
U-Alexander Samsov: Akukho okudingakalayo. Amantombazane adinga okufanayo nangabafana: Zibuke, ukuthuthukisa, ube ngcono, yilokho kuphela.
Pics: Ngabe kukhona amacala lapho amantombazane noma abangane bakho bethole umunwe? Uthole konke lokho, futhi kunamandla? Noma yikho konke okuthembekile, wonke umuntu uthola okufunwayo?
U-Alexander Samsov: Angiqondi ngempela ukuthi ukhuluma ngani! Ucabanga ukuthi kunezinhlobo ezithile zobuqili, uhlobo oluthile lwesehlukaniso, imishini ye-super-imishini, izingibe, kepha akunjalo. I-Pickup iyisayensi nje.
Pics: Isayensi, yebo. Kepha ngokuvamile, amantombazane ayasaba ama-picparts, akholelwe ukuthi azokondla futhi aphonse. Futhi abafana bangoNatobort, bakholelwa ukuthi bazoba yi-Pickup evuthayo futhi bayoba bobusuku bonke baphonse kwesokudla nakwesobunxele.
U-Alexander Samsov: Kubukeka sengathi kutholakala! Umuzwa wokuthi ngaphambi kokuba kuvezwe iveni, wonke umuntu wayenobuhlobo obukhulu bokuphila! Akekho umatilosi oyedwa, engazange aphonse, kepha abafo ababaphupha ngamantombazane!
Pics: Kepha manje kwathatha ukwakheka ngohlobo oluthile lohlelo olucishe lwabathengi.
U-Alexander Samsov: Yebo, kwathatha ukwakheka, kepha ngokuvamile, akukho okushintshile: labo abafuna ubungane ubusuku obubodwa, ncamashi futhi bathole ubulili obubodwa, kuphela kwisayensi. Kufanele kutholakale kulokhu hhayi amantombazane angamashumi amabili, kepha ngamathathu, yilokho kuphela. Labo ababefuna ubudlelwane bathola ubudlelwano, manje vele uthole intombazane oyifunayo elungele yena, futhi ayicaci ukuthi ingekho yini.
Pics: Kepha bantu abamfundisi abangazicabangi, futhi babukeka, ngokweqiniso, hhayi kakhulu, kepha bafuna le ntombazane elandelayo kubo kwakukhona izinga "unkulunkulukazi". Ingabe sikhona isicupho ohlelweni lwakho - ukuwaziselela akwanele ngokwakho?
U-Alexander Samsov: Wonke umuntu ufuna ukuba muhle, ujabule, wavimba unkulunkulukazi. Lesi yisifiso esihle kakhulu!
Pics: Kepha uma ingagodli nge-Olympus, ingabe kudingekile ukuvuma okuncane, okufanele?
U-Alexander Samsov: Akuyona yonke into elula kakhulu. I-Pickup ayikho kangangokuba wafika, wachofoza iminwe yami futhi wavele waba khona i-casanova, wonke umuntu ufuna wena, futhi emgwaqweni kufanele ukucashe, ngoba ekugcineni, ipiciaper ekugcineni! Futhi ukwanga, ukususa. Le yinqubo enzima kunalokho: Ufunda, usebenza kuwe, shintsha isitayela sakho, imikhuba futhi ekugcineni uqala ukuthanda abantu abaningi, uqala ukuxhumana ngendlela ehlukile. Ukusuka ekudutshulweni kokuqala, ukutholwa okuhle kakhulu akulula, ayikho into enjalo osondele kuyo intombazane yokuqala futhi wabona ukuthi bekuyisiphetho sakho. Kuyadingeka ukuzama koyedwa, kolunye, ngeyesithathu, ngemuva kwalokho kubalulekile ukuqonda ukuthi yiziphi izimfanelo ezibalulekile kuwe. Omunye unomuzwa wokuhlekisa, ingqondo yothile, kubalulekile kumuntu ukuthi intombazane ayihlali futhi yamnandi naye. Okokuqala ngqa ngokungaqondakali, ngakho-ke udlula ezinketho zokuthola eyodwa oyoshada ngayo. Futhi le yinqubo ebendlayo, ngoba udinga ukuhlangana, ukuxhumana, ubudlelwano bezothando ukwakha. Akuwona wonke umuntu olungiselelwe lokho.
Omunye uthi akadingekile kuye, kukhona intombazane, hhayi enhle kunazo zonke, kepha izokwehla, yaneliseke. Futhi kukhona labo abakulungele ukusebenzisa noma yimiphi imizamo ukuze kube nentombazane ephupho eduze, futhi ekugcineni, umvuzo uzothola iqhawe lakhe. Pics: Yini abantu eza kaningi? Labo abalindela iresiphi yomlingo yenjabulo noma labo abalungiselelwe ekuzithuthukisweni?
U-Alexander Samsov: Vele, wonke umuntu ufuna konke ngasikhathi sinye futhi ngokushesha, ngokuchofoza iminwe. Sichaza ukuthi akunakwenzeka, futhi mhlawumbe kuphela ngemuva kwamasonto ambalwa omsebenzi obuhlungu, qala ukuguqula futhi ushintshe izimpilo zabo nobudlelwano namantombazane. Kepha iningi liyabona ukuthi sinikeza indlela emfushane. Okungcono nathi kunokuba ulahlekelwe yiminyaka eminingana, ubhukuda ngokungahleliwe.
Pics: Amakhasimende angajabuli?
U-Alexander Samsov: Sithatha imali kuphela nalabo asebevele bazi ukuthi kulapho kuqhubeka khona, kuvame kakhulu laba bantu bayazi, ngokwabo beza nemali futhi bacele ukubafundisa konke. Omunye akaze afike masinyane: ENnyangeni, unyaka kamuva, kuyenzeka futhi.
Pics: Uyini unyaka omkhulu kakhulu womuntu oweza kuwe?
U-Alexander Samsov: Iminyaka engama-64.
Pics: Ngabe wahlale egculisekile? Uthole intombazane yamaphupho?
U-Alexander Samsov: Asizange sicace ngamaphupho amantombazane, kodwa wenza yonke imisebenzi engokoqobo, wajwayelana namantombazane, wenza konke. Weza kithi wathi: Guys, Fundisa! Noma kunjalo noma ufe! Lapho-ke umbuzo awukhona eneminyaka yobudala, kodwa lapho unesifiso sokuzenzela. Futhi ufuna lokhu kungakanani.
Pics: Amanye amacala ahlekisayo aqhamuka ekusebenzeni angakhumbula?
U-Alexander Samsov: Ngandlela thile kwafika omunye umfundi ngemuva kokuzijwayeza, wahlala phansi, wabamba izandla zakhe ngemuva kwakhe wathi: "Nganginika amamodeli amabili wezinombolo zethu zocingo. Yini okufanele ngiyenze nabo manje? " Uma ngaphambili kwakuyinkinga kuye nje ukusondela futhi sihlangane nawe, manje usenezingcingo zamantombazane athanda yena, futhi akazi ukuthi ngenzeni.
Pics: Yini ongayeluleka izingane zakho?
U-Alexander Samsov: Ngingabe seluleka njalo ukuthuthuka nokufunda ekukhulumisaneni okujwayelekile nabantu - kubaluleke kakhulu.
