Ngeke kube mayelana nesibani esiluhlaza esiluhlaza, esingangeni ngaphakathi. Futhi hhayi mayelana noFrank Naughty, njengokushaywa. Futhi mayelana nokuhluleka okujwayelekile kokuhleleka, okuthi anobuthi kakhulu yimpilo yethu, manje eyimpilo yabantu abadala.
Angidingi mntwana onjalo
Futhi "nokuthi kungani ngidinga lolu daba ekhanda lami," "Ngingahle ngibe ngcono ukuletha inja" nezinye izitatimende ezijabule kuze kube yize ngikhipha isisu. " Ngokunokwenzeka, ukusho amagama abi kakhulu, abazali basho okuthile njengomuntu, njengo: "Ngikhathele kabi emsebenzini, futhi wawunombatho, akukho okunye okuhlanzekile futhi ngizobe ngigeza. ungaphinde ulala futhi. ". Kepha kwavela ngokoqobo: "Umci". Izazi zezengqondo zokuhamba ezivela emuva ngale ndlela ethobise izibambo futhi zilungiselele ukwelashwa isikhathi eside: Bala ngemuva kwakho konke, umuntu ophilayo ofile ovela ethuneni azofanela awe.Ngizokushiya lapha, kepha ngizohamba
Qasha entabeni, ngizonikeza iphoyisa, ngithole uMalume, impisi empunga. Izingane zifinyelela eminyakeni yobudala kulula ukuyifaka emqolweni kulokho abayesaba kakhulu, okungukuthi, ukwahlukana nabazali babo. Izingane zikhula kulesi Shugali, futhi zigcwele ukuzethemba ukuthi umhlaba ungandiza ngaphansi kwezinyawo nganoma yisiphi isikhathi. Imiphumela ihlukile. Isibonelo, njengenketho, umona omubi nokusola okwesabekayo - kuthiwani uma umyeni ephonsa? Noma ngokuvamile ukungabi nokuphila komuntu, ngoba uma ungenamsindo, khona-ke ngeke ahambe noma yikuphi.
Ukhuluma kanjani nobaba wakho?
Noma "hhayi omama beHamu", "Bamba ibanga" futhi ngokujwayelekile "ubani lapha, ohlakaniphe kakhulu, noma yini!" Inkinga akuyona iqiniso lokuthi ukungalingani kuqokwa phakathi kwezingane nabazali, kunesikhala seqiniso. Inkinga ukuthi ayiqondakali, futhi ungakhuluma kanjani nabazali ukuze lokhu kubhekwe njengokujwayelekile? Akukho mpendulo kulo mbuzo, ngoba imishwana enjalo okhokho yayivame ukumboza ukwesaba kwabo, ukungakwazi ukudideka nokudideka. Noma kunjalo, ungakhuluma kanjani ngokufanele noYise, okungukuthi, ukuthi ungaziphatha kanjani ohlelweni lobukhosi? Kungcono nganoma iyiphi indlela, kubi, abanye banquma abanye futhi lokhu akukuthuthukise amathuba abo omsebenzi. Futhi abanye bakhetha ukuhlasela noma yiliphi igunya, libheka amandla nemingcele lalo: Ngizothengisa "uPapa" noma yena? Ngokuvamile, kunoma yikuphi, ifa elingenampilo.Kungani udinga imali?
Lapho uhambe khona. Ungalokothi uhoxe. Yini oyifihlela okuthile? Ubhala bani lapho? Lokhu yilokho onakho, idayari, ha ha! Kwesinye isikhathi ukulawulwa okufanayo okufanayo kuyaqhubeka nokuvuthwa okujulile. Uyazi: "Sawubona, kuphi, izingane zahlala nobani?" Noma "Ngigijimela kuwe lapha, ngenkathi usemsebenzini, ngifaka kancane, ngididekile, ngibekelwe ... Kuyini ukungcola kwakho kokudideka ekhabethe !! Ukuqeda amandla ahlala njalo ngabazali, kwesinye isikhathi umuntu omdala uhlala ngokungaqondi futhi akazi kahle ukuthi imiphi imibuzo kungcono ukungakhuphuki, futhi lapho ungabuza khona ngokungemthetho uma kungenela khona akudingekile. Lapho unganquma khona abanye, futhi lapho udinga khona ukuxoxa ngezinhlelo zakho. Uma wake wahlela ihlazo ngenxa yalowo okufanele ahlole amaphakethe amabhulukwe ngaphambi kokugeza, angabe esakhipha i-flash drive, khona-ke ungahle wazi ukuthi izinkinga ezinjalo zivelaphi.
Angisakhulumi nawe
Futhi ayikhulumi. Eminye umoya onamandla - amasonto. Futhi ngakho-ke sifunda lokho uma kungqubuzana, kuyadingeka ukuyivumela ... ayikho indlela. Amafreyimu apenda. Futhi ngihlushwa. Futhi sonke siyahlupheka.Uyintombazane ... (umfana)
Ngaphansi kwalesi siso sosawoti, ungagqugquzela ingane ngobunono obuningi. Ukusuka kokuthandwayo: umfana akakwazi ukukhala, kepha kufanele unikeze nakanjani. Futhi intombazane ayikwazi ukugijima, gxuma futhi uthole ukulahla, kepha awukwazi ukulethwa. Njll. Kwesinye isikhathi ungafundisa okuthile okuwusizo. Isibonelo, kumnandi ukupheka noma ukukhuphuka ngokungemthetho - amakhono amahle kakhulu. Kepha hhayi ngoba "uyintombazane noma umfana." Lawa makhono alungele noma yisiphi isimo sofuzo. Ngenxa yalokhu, ama-cockroaches amafutha anamahloni ngokucophelela ezinganeni. O, ngine-cretinism ye-topographic, ngiyintombazane. Hawu, kufanele ngidakwe futhi ngilwe, ngingumuntu. Abaningi abaze baziqede.
Iba uwena nje
Yebo, uma wonke umuntu ugxumela emthonjeni, uzogxuma futhi? Okuxakile ngokwanele, naphezu kwezinto ezesabekayo zentsha yokuzilibazisa, ukuba njengawo wonke umuntu - ikhono elihle eliwusizo. Abantu ababona nemithetho yomgwaqo, ngokwesibonelo, abahlanganyeli ababi. Kepha uyaphila futhi ufike lapho, lapho beshayela khona. Kepha phakamisa ngenkani i-White Crow - hhayi umbono omuhle kakhulu. Nganoma iyiphi indlela noma enye kuzoba nezingxabano nontanga, kepha kwesinye isikhathi abazali babonakala benza konke kube yikho futhi babenzima. Ukuthi uphila kanjani lapho ungazi ukuthi ungaluthola kanjani ulimi olujwayelekile nabanye, wena nakanjani, mhlawumbe.Kungenzeka futhi kube ngcono
Abane akuwona ukuhlolwa, lokhu kuwuphawu lokunyanyekayo, okuvilapha, noma kungakwazi ukugula. MDA. Yikuphi-ke noma okungamukeli ukwaneliseka, noma yini eyenziwe, noma ngabe ukukhuphuka kangakanani. Noma nje akenzi lutho, ngoba ngikhulu, i-govne. Ngale ndlela, hhayi kuphela "ukuhleka", kodwa nakuwo wonke umuntu osondele kuye. Imfundo enjalo ikhula kumuntu iso lesithathu elingabonakali ebunzini, lilungiselelwe ukubona uthuli kakhulu kuma-plinths, esosheleni ezinhlangothini nasezihlahleni eziphuthelwe emibhalweni kuPics.Ru :)
Uze udle konke, ngeke uphume etafuleni
Kanye nezimiso eziningi ezihlukile zokudla. Isibonelo, okumnandi kumele kushiywe isikhathi eside. Ukuphonsa ukudla - isono. Hlukana - ikakhulukazi. Ngokudla akudlali. Shiya abanye okungenani okuncane. Okumnandi kumele kuhlukaniswe. Futhi iCorona Combo: "Okuthile ongiphuzile kimi ... uyacula uphaya, kepha kuphuzi kakhulu." Kunzima ukucabanga nokuthi lezi zimiso zasonteka ubuchopho bezingane ezinamafutha. Abanye bathi, bazama ngempela ukudla konke abangakubekwa epuletini, noma ngabe abafuni ukudla. Abanye bajwayela ukuphila (hhayi ngokudla kuphela) ukwenqaba enjabulweni, baze bathi "qamba" njengoba ulandela. Futhi lapho imicu yokukhanya iqala, siyaqiniseka ukuthi sekuzoshintsha, ngoba akwenzeki ukuze kumnandi - nani nonke. Futhi-ke, uma wabuya, khona-ke lolu hambo olubi ludinga ngokushesha ... OT.Yiziphi izinkinga onazo?
Misa izimpande, ingabe kukhona ofa? Akukho okukulimazayo, awenzi sengathi. Lokho okuphonsa njengegundane e-barbell nokunye. Okokuqala, kusho ukuthi, wenqaba ingane ngemizwa yakhe, khona-ke yisho ukuthi kubonakale kuni, eqinisweni. Ama-telepaths aqine kakhulu phakathi kwabazali, ngendlela, aphuthelwa ngempela ama-fractures kanye ne-appendicitis ngaphansi kososo "akukho okuzosihlenga." Kepha ukwazi ukuthi ulimele kuphi nokuthi ubuhlungu, ngomqondo ongokomzimba nangokwengqondo, kubaluleke kakhulu futhi futhi ngokomzimba nangokwengqondo. Futhi kusiza kakhulu ukubhekana nalokho ngizizwa manje. Ngithukuthele, ngicasukile, kepha mhlawumbe nginomona? Ongakwenza ngayo yonke lezomnotho, sizobhala kwesinye isikhathi. Futhi nge-snack sinikeza ezinye izitatimende zabazali ezingamashumi amabili "ezinhle kakhulu" futhi zilinde izengezo zakho! 1. Well, ufana nobaba wakho /mash / malume kolya - utshwala 2. Ungakufaka malini? 3. Abantu abanobuhlakani abaziphathi njengo-4. Ngineminyaka yakho ... 8. Kepha uDasha, ngendlela ... 9. Ngabe uthinte okuthile futhi? Izingwegwe zezandla, unonaphakade wonakalisa bonke. Shada Wena. "Akukho okusabekayo, hamba futhi ungaguquki lutho olungu-14. Uyakwenza ngokuqondile, ngakubiza! 15. Ngoba ngithe kakhulu 16. Uzongilethela ethuneni, ufuna ukufa 17. Lapha ngizokwazi uBaba! 18. Akukho ukuzijabulisa, uze wenze nonke 19