Uvela kulabo abangakhuphuki ephaketheni, futhi uma bekhuphuka, khona-ke sonke isichazamazwi sithola lapho kumavolumu amahlanu? Kulabo abangakaze baphambeke ekuhlanzeni futhi bengaziphuzisi ngamahloni, yonke indawo bazizwa bekhululekile futhi abaqondi ukuthi inzuzo "yezenhlalo"?
Halala, hamba ufunde okuthile ngamakati, unalo mbhalo ngaphandle kwesidingo - sikulo sinikeza wonke amakhono emphakathini ukuze sihlole futhi sibone ukuthi baningi babo - futhi ngokoqobo njalo ngomzuzwana.
Izingubo ezifanele
Umi esihlalweni, njengoba nje ebuntwaneni, lapho kufanele utshele inkondlo (ngesithukuthuku sakho esibandayo, esisesimweni esithile, esibonisa iKhabhinethi elibunjiwe linabantu abaseceleni komzimba futhi Baxabana okuthile ngeqiniso lokuthi okhalweni bekuzodingeka ukwengeza. Vuka, vuka ngokushesha!
Ikhonsathi ebukhoma
Okufanele ngikwenze? Dance? Kepha njengoba? Ungavele ukhalaze "Wiii !!!!" " Noma i-guitarist ifakwe manje? Usuvele ungashaya? Ngingakwazi ukunika ibhere le-teddy? Abaphathi, ngikhohliwe amagama.
Ukubingelela hhayi
Ungu "Sawubona!" Futhi nawe, "Sawubona!". Futhi-ke uyakuqonda ukuthi lokhu akukhona wena, nakulowo osuse ehlombe lakho futhi usuvele wasakaza izingalo.
Inkunzi
Isisu sizoqhuma sichichima lapho othile ekuvuma ngemizwa yakhe. Ukuhlaselwa kwe-Ikota ngesikhathi sokukhuluma komphakathi, kanye ne-Chih - ngokushesha nje lapho ufika ku-buffet ngepuleti ngesandla esisodwa nemfoloko kwenye. Inkosana ethandekayo ivuka kuwe ekuqabuleni kwasekuseni futhi ungumbhikisho wokuqhaqha ngokumangala. Futhi uqala ukumona ngemimoya engapheleli.
Yoga
Umi endaweni ehlazisayo kakhulu, ongaqhamuka nezimo ze-sadoring edon-mazo porn, bese uzama ukungakhambe futhi ungaphuli intamo. Ngaphambi kwempumulo yakho, imbongolo kamunye isifuba ngama-leggings iyachitheka. Umqeqeshi uyizwi elibunjwe kahle likucela ukuthi udwebe isisu sakho. Noma, okukubi kakhulu, izindumiso futhi kunikeza wonke umuntu ukubheka ukuthi uyikhiphe kanjani isahluko. Ihholo lonke liphenduka futhi libukeka. UShanti Shanti, i-Yoga iphumule.
Indlu yangasese yomphakathi.
Linda lapho othile evula ukomisa ngesandla kanye nokuthathwa. Vula le dama dryer. Noma wehlise amanzi. Yebo, othile waya ekhishini elingumakhelwane. Angisoze ngakhipha lapha.
Izingane zabantu
Ngingasho ukuthi "Ngine-allergies ku-kittens", noma "ngiyazonda uShakshuk", noma "cinema? Yebo, Lutho! " "Futhi konke kulungile, akekho ozocabanga ukuthi uyisilo kanye ne-psychopath eyingozi." Futhi zama ukwenza ukucwila kubazali abajabule ababeka ingane yakho kuwe. Noma yimuphi umbono wokuthi akumnandi kuwe - kanye ne-OP, ukuthi ubungu-Lenus, futhi manje - ingxube kaPaul ijuluka noHitler. Futhi manje ubamba le nqwaba egqolozela kuwe ngamathe, uzama ukungacabangi ukuthi kuzokwenzekani uma ulilahla, kepha wonke umuntu ozungeze uhleka ubuso bakho obuthukile. Isigaba.
Igumbi lokugqoka ku-Fitness Club
Iphuzu akulona ngisho nokuthi unamathela endaweni evaliwe, egcwele abantu abenqunu. Lokhu ngokuvamile bambalwa abantu abathandayo, ngakho-ke wonke umuntu uvumile buthule ukuba anganaki ubunqunu bomunye umuntu nokuphikelela, ukuze konke kube ntofontofo. Icala kubantu abakhululekile impela egumbini lokukhiya. Kakhulu kangangokuba kubizelwe kimi ukuthi ngixoxe. "Hhayi, sawubona, nastya, unjani ibhayisekili elisha lokuzivocavoca?". Kuhle, futhi ngizama nokugcina ingxoxo yezwe, ngimi phambi kwakho ebugwala futhi ngizama ukungabuki esifubeni sakho.
Ukuhlangana nomunye umuntu ongemuhle emphakathini
Eeee ... sawubona. Eeee ... unjani? Eee ... (egameni lothando lwabesifazane, ngitshele ukuthi usuyisikhathi sokugijima!).
