Ukuphila nezingane kufana nokuhlala ku-lair of Depeivers, ama-charlatans nezikulufa. Bayazi ngokuphelele, yini ubuso babo obuthandekayo, obuthandekayo, obungenacala (ufuzo, ulukulunywa ngonya!) Ukuthi usukulungele ukwanga.
Ngakho-ke lawa ma-villains amancane awanazinkinga nhlobo ephethe ikotishi lobufakazi bamanga. Sicabanga ukukuxwayisa ngomsebenzi wakho. Ungavumeli ubuchopho bufundiswe! Nazi izibonakaliso ezisobala zokuthi ingane, ake sithi, ayithembeki kuwe.
- Uyabuza: "Igolide, awupheki lapho, icala?" Futhi uzwa ngenxa yesofa i-groove "Cha, Mama!".
- Uthi akazange acasule udadewabo, cha, cha. Ngenkathi ihlala ekugibeni kwayo, futhi iyabhonga njengenjini ye-jet.
- Uthole amakhasi angama-48 emlandweni wesiphequluli esicelwe "Ungawupenda kanjani umnyango weKhabhinethi", kepha indlalifa ifunga kuMthethosisekelo ukuthi angezwanga nakanjani .
- Umtshele ukuthi akuseyona ikhekhe. Futhi uqinisekisa ukuthi noma ucezu oluthathile, lufaka izinsalela zikakhilimu we-chocolate e-physiognomy.
- Uzobeka amehlo akhe athembekile athembekile futhi abheke noma kuphi, kepha hhayi kuwe.
- Umemeza kwelinye igumbi "Kwakungengemi kimi!", Kepha uzwa ukuthi umfowabo omncane ukhalela kanjani "Kwakunguye!" Ngomcamelo, wacindezela ubuso.
- Uphendula embuzweni wakho onokhahlo futhi wagqokwa ngokushesha kwenye indawo ngejubane elimnandi.
- Leli cat okungenani linomfowenu noma udadewabo okungenani oyedwa lapho ungalahla khona umuzwa wecala lonke.
- Izindebe zithi "Lokhu akusimi," futhi ulimi lomzimba lithi "run, babe, gijimani!".
- Bayamemeza "Konke kuhamba kahle, la-la-la!" Ngokushesha ngemuva kwesikrini esithile esisolisayo ekujuleni kwendlu.
- Wenza sengathi lo mqondo awunakho ukuthi unobuso bonke egazini lakhe noma omunye umuntu.
- Ungena kuwe nge-barrel futhi ubuze ukuthi une-super block. Yebo nizach. Vele. Bengifuna okuthile.
- Lapho ethi "cha", kuzwakala sengathi "hhayi"?
- Ukuphendula lo mbuzo, udonsela "ama-eeeemm" acabangayo ngemizuzwana engama-45.
- Ngokuzumayo ukhuphukela ukuba akuqabule futhi akutshele ukuthi ungumama omuhle kakhulu emhlabeni, futhi uyakuthanda kakhulu, futhi muhle kakhulu, ngicela ungabheki, ngoba kahle nakanjani akukho okubhekwa.
- Ingane yakho yavula umlomo.
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