Kwaphela unyaka manje ngisebenza enkampanini lapho bonke engisebenza nabo (kanye nomqashi) bancane kunami. Ngineminyaka engamashumi amane kuphela, kepha kubo - iminyaka engamashumi amabili nanhlanu, ngineminyaka engamashumi amabili nanhlanu, ngikhona amanxiwa ase-Auschalter, ngimi endaweni ethile emathuneni. Ebusweni bangibiza nge-aksakal, kepha ngisazi iqiniso. Ngesinye isikhathi, mina, sasiningi njengoba nje manje, nabo bonke labo abangamashumi amane, ngabheka njengabasakukho ukukhishwa okuyisidina ngegill eyodwa, nokuthi - endaweni yomsila.
Uma ngibhala umculo omningi kakhulu noma ngesethulo esihlotshiswe ngokungafanele, bazungeza abantu abanjalo ngokungathi babona ukuhlolwa kwe-Drage M & M. Uma kungazelelwe ngibe nephutha (futhi ngibonisa umuntu ophilayo), zizobhema, futhi ngokumamatheka kwazo ngizwa "mdala ... Ubuchopho abaphekiwe." Uma ikhompyutha yami ilenga, bayaqiniseka - kuyinto sclerosis, futhi ngikhohliwe ukufaka ipulaki endaweni yokuphuma. Ungabakholisa, bahlakaze kuphela futhi baqoqe i-iPhone ngokungaboni. Kodwa-ke, noma kunjalo ngeke kusebenze, ngoba bazokhohlwa ngakho ngehora.Ngokuvamile, izinyanga eziyisithupha ezedlule ngizizwa ngifile efile ebholeni noma into efana.
Zinomsindo futhi ziyisiphukuphuku
Bahlala bememeza, bafunga, baziphathe njengamaphayona obuwula ekhampasi phakathi nempilo yansukuon. Baphendukela kuwe "Wena", shaya ehlombe, elibizwa ngeCotan, eCamrad, dude. Ungabamba i-smartphone yakho etafuleni lakho, isangweji lezinyosi nenkomishi enodayi onotshwala. Konke lokhu kuyabonakala futhi kubuyiselwe emuva. Bagqoke, futhi, isihogo siyakwazi, futhi akunjalo ngoba ngigqoka imvunulo edabukisayo evela efektri "Bolshevik", kepha kanye, amakati kanye, amakati, okungenani kanye, amakati "adingayo ketchup ne-don bool.
Bangenakuphikiswa nabazethembayo
Njengoba ubuchopho "izibungu zomuntu" bezingakhuli ngempela, 90% wezinto zabo zixazululwa ngokubani. Futhi lokhu akuyona i-chopper ebalwa kosomabhizinisi abanolwazi noma izigebengu, kanye nengane "ngifuna kakhulu lapha." Bala izibungu eziphangewe, ezingakwazi "ukukhulelwa, ukukhuthazelela ingane futhi zizale ngemizuzu emithathu" - akunakwenzeka. I-larva ayinangqondo. Ucela ukuthi "enze ukufakwa" futhi nakancane isiqiniseko sokuthi kungenzeka.Ziyiziphukuphuku futhi zikhohliseka
Ngandlela-thile kwakhiwa, akufundwa ngokungesabekayo, imvamisa abakwamukeli uChisollino eMussolini, abazi ukuthi yimuphi unyaka kwaba khona impi yenduku, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, abafuni ukwazi. Bakholelwa ngokweqiniso kunoma yikuphi ukungabi nabulungiswa, njengezindaba eziphathelene nokubhalwa okuphumelelayo kanye nokwenza ama-Mars ama-Marstering eminyakeni eyishumi eseduze. Imvamisa kuxutshaniswa. Hhayi, niyiziwula ezinjalo? Kanjani?
Badlala umsebenzi
Abasebenzi. Badlala umsebenzi, belwa nezitembu imboni yamafilimu ayibeka yona. Izingane azinandaba nomphumela, kepha ama-damn ahlekisa inqubo. Babonisa "abantu abadala kuMalume futhi bahlose" ngewashi, bekhazimula etafuleni lezingxoxo, ngezikhombisi ze-laser esikrinini se-projektha, ziphikisana nezinzuzo nokulahleka. Baphinde bathola nehhovisi, babonisa umsebenzi, amaphrojekthi wesikhathi esizayo kuxoxwa ngakho futhi kuxoxwe ngokungathi sína, lapho "ngenxa yesizathu esithile" aphumi.
Banethemba lokuthi wonke umuntu uyazi ngomhlaba
Ngamashumi amabili nanhlanu, bayaqiniseka ukuthi baye baqonda iqiniso. Babheka okuhlangenwe nakho kwabo kokuphila okubaluleke kakhulu, ukuhlakanipha kwabo akunakuphikwa, ifilosofi yabo ihlukile futhi ilungele ukuhlala ngezikhumbuzo futhi ishaye umhlaba. Well Yebo! Nakanjani! Wayesevele eshintshe intombazane kanye, wakhuza ikhanda, wadabula kabili i-tequila e "enophephela emhlane", kanti omunye ubaba akazange anikeze imali yokudanga imali ephakathi nendawo. Konke kwenziwe kubo amakhosi amnyama kanye nama-connoisseurs okuphilaBangabathengi ababi, futhi kungukuthi
Bahlala badla. Ukudla, okokugqoka, okuqukethwe. Noma yini, kodwa babehlala bephonsa okuthile kubo. Noma xoxa. "Uthenge ini? Uyini isidlo sasekuseni? Uzoba yini isidlo sakusihlwa? Uzoya kuphi eholidini? Ulalele ini? Uhlobo luni lwamabhulukwe? " Lowo wonke umkhathi ozungezile uboshwe nge-Forfersesin of Divelity Ehlukahlukene. Ngithanda ukubakhumbuza ngezingane ezilambile zase-Angola, futhi ngitshele ngentsha yakho, upiyano wotshwala kanye ne-jean kuphela okwakufanele "ugcine" futhi ugqoke kuphela ngamaholide.
Banomuzwa wokuhlekisa ngokwethu
Bazimpinda ezimpini zeminyaka edlule kanye ne-poop yenja eyimbumbulu. Zihlaziswe ngamahlaya aseSysadmin ama-sysadmin nge- "Basha", futhi ane- "Pies" ende evuvukala ngama- "powders" acaphuna indlela, njengasesikhathini sawo ngicaphuna "ngesikhathi sabo Kepha ngicaphuna kubhavu futhi ngiphuza, futhi bakwenza ukuba bukhulune futhi kuyahlekisa ngempela.
Bayaqiniseka ukuthi bazoba mncane kuze kube phakade
Ngoba ngiyazi ukuthi ngeke.