Ngamunye wethu wafika enjalo: Isoka lakho lilodwa liyisike nje, kepha kufanele ube semphakathini, kubonakala sengathi kufakwe kwimodi "idiot", futhi ubomvu ngokukhohlisa. Okufanele ngikwenze? Pics.ru uyazi!
Masishiye amabakaki wendaba ebabazekayo yokuthi wakwazi kanjani ukujwayelana futhi uthandane. Siyazi ukuthi wawukhanga ngamehlo akhe amahle!
Ungakuthathi nawe
Uma wazi ukuthi uthanda kakhulu ukuthi uyaphuza futhi adabula ama-striptease etafuleni noma, kunalokho, avalelwe ekhoneni futhi ahlale lapho u-Beech, kuyilapho wonke umuntu enokuzijabulisa, iya emaqenjini kuphela. Ekugcineni, uya lapho kungani uya lapho? Hlangana nabangane bese uchitha isikhathi esihle noma ukufiphala nokukhathazeka ngendoda?
Ngiyayithanda
Kunjalo. Noma engumhlaseli onamandla onesifiso esingenakunqotshwa ukuchitha kusihlwa kude nabantu, kahle - endaweni ethile kuPluto. Cishe usenazo izimfanelo eziningi ezimnandi owamthanda ngazo, akunjalo? Futhi kungelutho, umcebo ukhona ekukhanyeni - Ungasiphuza kanjani kuzophonsa futhi ukweba!
Fuck hose
Uma usabuthana ndawonye futhi isicefe saqala ukukhipha amadolo, senze ukubukeka ukuthi anazi nhlobo, uShingise eChandelier. Indoda? Indoda? Phuza iwayini - lihlala liyasiza.
Ukujoyina
Kwesinye isikhathi indlela ebabazekayo ukufinyelela isimo sakhe, ukubamba isibindi nokusekela umfana osenyangweni. Njengoba besho, umyeni wakhe nomkakhe banguSathane ababili.
Khuluma Ngokungathi sína
Ukubopha umuntu omdala - into emfushane, kepha okungenani ungazama ukuhambisa umbono kuye wokuthi uzizwa ungesabisile lapho eqala ukuphonsa edolweni. Futhi kubalulekile ukuqoka ukuthi usho ukuthini ngamadolo. Ngokuphazima kweso, ubheka njengento evamile ukususa uDeveli futhi agijime neGuikan.
Ube eceleni kwakhe
Ukumamatheka nokuzungu!
Ungabutholi ubuhlobo
Emphakathini. Uzobuya ekhaya - wafaka ikhanda ngomoya ophansi kuye eVaza. Futhi ekuvakasheni - noma! Phuza iwayini.
Khetha imicimbi
Ngokuphazima kweso uphupha ukopha usuku lokuzalwa nomuntu onomuzwa wempilo edlule? Ngemuva kwalokho uNkulunkulu uqobo lwaKho wayala ukuba aye eqenjini nakumphefumlo ukuze ajabule!
Phuma ndawonye
Ngokubambisana ukuya kumakhonsathi, yaseshashalazini, i-cinema kanye namaqembu apholile kakhulu. Lapho kungekho muntu owaziyo ukuthi kulula ukukugcina ubuso bakho uma kungazelelwe okuthile kungahambi kahle.
Kululeke: Ekaterina kuzmin
