Kunokuningi phakathi kwabantu abaseduze. Isibonelo, ungabiza omunye nomunye "petrov" kanye ne- "poksaška mashwa" okusho ukuthi "umngani othandekayo". Kepha abantu babengaba nomuntu ongaphandle ukuze babambe ulimi lapho bedonswa ukuba basebenzise la mazwi alandelayo, bebhekisela kwabesifazane.
Uma ungakholelwa ukuthi la magama alungile, zihlole ngendlela elula - emadodeni.Umamo wemmomy
"MOMS! Yema ulayini wokuhlola. I-Diaper ingakhohlwa. " Ngacabanga, ngibelethe futhi ngibe ngumama. Futhi waba umama, uma kungenjalo i-milf. Futhi akunasisima esivela kuleli gama futhi asiphunga. Imvamisa ilandelwa inqubo ethile ye-Gentap, okungenani, ukuphenywa komqondo kadokotela, nasekupheleni kokumangalelwa esonweni somama olandelayo: "Uyabona, mama, lokho kudideka kusuka ku-buckwheat yakho!" Bheka amadoda: "Baba! Ngabe ugcina ingane yakho!? (Yebo, kuhle kanjani?)Ubuhle
Futhi nakulokhu: "Amantombazane Obuhle! Uyakhumbula ukuthi namuhla sineKhomishini? I-cognac isilungele? " Iziphathimandla zikhulile, ikakhulukazi owesilisa, zithanda lesi sikhalo. Okushiwo igama (umfazi omuhle) kuye kudala. Umuzwa onjalo wasala: "Ngeke ngikunikeze ukhohlwe indawo yakho futhi ngizokukhokhela ukufakwa kwakho kohulumeni ukuncoma kanye nesibonelelo sokuthatha amasoseji kimi ngoMashi 8. Bheka amadoda: "Abantu bami abahle. Yebo, wonke uMashi umhlangano wabaqondisi "(BGYG!)Amachwane
Kanye nowesifazane. Igama lakhe. Ukuze uhlakaniphe, ugaywe, uyakwazi ukufaka kahle ukugoba okubonakalayo esihlokweni esikhuluma ngeziphuphutheki zomhlaba (kahle, kubonakala kubo). Ukuthotshiswa okuncane okunjalo, okuphenyayo, ukuhlolwa okudlula ukuze uhlale embuthanweni omncane wokuqonda abantu abanomqondo ofanayo. Kubhekelwa amadoda: "Besilokhu sivutha lapha ukuthi singakhubazi kanjani amachwane." (Ngiyaxolisa, yini !?)Intombi egcweleyo
Deuki. Ngaphakathi, ukukhiqizwa kwe-leadition ngombuthano wesifazane emphakathini othile wesithandwa samashiya we-tattoo. "Virgo, ucabangani, ngokuziphatha uthathe imingcele emibili ngezandla eyodwa?" Isibonakaliso esithembekile sokuthi i-Epic Brand maduze izokwenzeka ezinhlangeni, kepha ukuqala kuzombozwa nge-sarcasm, futhi wonke umuntu uzothatha isikhundla ndawonye "futhi yini!" Kubheka amadoda: "Izinsizwa, ubani omunye othatha ama-wabblers aseChina?" (A ha ha!)Ubaba
AbaseBabani. Kanye ne-bapherised engcono. AbakwaBabofogurs, njengoba wazi, isiphukuphuku. Ngezwa isikhalazo esinjalo, sazi ukuthi usebenzelana ne-brine "Babolo", ebheka abesifazane ababa nesilinganiso njengohlobo lwezilwane ezihlekisayo. Futhi ngolwazi lwangempela ku-biology, awukwazi ukuthembela. Unezithombe ezintathu: noNovoselov, Weijung, yebo vitaly. Ngokuvamile, inkomba ye-flint edabukisayo. Kubheka amadoda: "Ngizwe umyeni wami, uyayazi indawo yakho, hamba, ukondle amabutho."Difchenka
Ukusuka kwelinye laleli gama odongeni, ikhaphethi liyakhula, amanzi aphenduka abe yi-cocktail "Jaguar", futhi isiphequluli sivula "indlu-2". Onke amagama amlandela ajwayele ukwenza i-rosental spin ebhokisini. Uma lokhu kubhala lona ohlala khona "oxhumana naye", uNkulunkulu naye, futhi avumele uthisha waseRussia aqonde ngesipelingi sakhe. Kepha kungani i- "D1 Mufftok" yakwenzana uNadezhda Pavlovna, umnikazi we-salon, no-Olga Viktorovna, isekela lengxenye yokufunda? Ukulingisa? Ingabe sincane, muhle, akekho ongavikeleki kangako? Kubheka amadoda: "Abafana, banikeze unamathisele!"Indodao
O-OH, Cha, kepha hhayi lokho. Kuleli gama, kuqala ukukhalaza kwakhe noma owesilisa kumaRabies ("Madame, i-hairpin yakho yaphoqa amathambo ami alenga") noma umuntu oshiya impikiswano yengqondo: "Mm Madame, Pzzzvolt ukuzethula! Pasipater! " Bheka amadoda: "Mnumzane, dlula lapho uhamba!"Owesifazane
Isikhalazo esikhishwe yithemba. Izakhamizi - Old, Comrade - Funny, Madam - Wahamba. Ngakho-ke imisindo engapheli: "Owesifazane-ah, uyaphuma!" Ngokushesha encwadini yenhloko ye-Biology: Uhlobo lwe-chord, isigaba sezilwane ezincelisayo, ukuboshwa kwabesifazane, umndeni wamakhaya, abantu - abantu, umbono ofanele, phansi ngowesifazane. Yebo, ngiyabonga, ngaphandle kwalokho ngikhohliwe. Ake sibe nje: "Uxolo" bese ngaphandle kwezikhalo. Kubheka amadoda: "Indoda eyakunayo?"