Ingxenye yesibili kaDisemba ingaphenduka esihogweni sangempela: Isihlahla sikaKhisimusi kufanelekile, thenga izipho kuwo wonke umuntu, nikeza uhlelo lwe-NG, ohlelweni lweminyaka emihlanu iminyaka emithathu - konke esikuthandayo. Ukwanele ukubekezelela lokhu! Izithombe ze- Pics.ru ziqoqe izindlela eziyi-9 ezifakazelwe zokuphumula ngisho naseNaw New Year Bustle.
Ukusebenzelana kwezigqila
Nganoma yiliphi iqiniso namaqiniso. Ake ungitshele ukuthi ukuhlaselwa kwe-Intergalactic autosomal-abiotic Fever, ubuthi ende yesithupha noma into enje, ngamafuphi, ungakwazi ukuya emsebenzini. (Wena, ngiyaxolisa kakhulu!) Futhi-ke - inkululeko yenkululeko! Ungahamba kuze kube usuku lonke kusofa, futhi ungahamba. Into esemqoka akunacala ukwenza ibhizinisi, noma ngabe ufuna ngempela. Ngelinye ilanga bazohlupheka.
Wathutha ubuhle
Akukho lutho oluduna njengomuzwa wobuhle bawo futhi ungathandeki. Ekugcineni, kuhle, ngubani ozobona uma une-champagne etafuleni lakho, uma ufika ehhovisi ngelumbo ozoba se-Blond curls kanye nobuhle obuhle kunabo bonke emhlabeni? Ngakho-ke, usuku futhi uvumele abesifazane abahle abavela ku-salon ukwenza konke lokhu okukhohlisayo okuvela kwi-salon - i-manicure, i-pedicure, ukulungiswa kwezinwele, kufanelekile ukushiya i-bdsm amateur - ngesikhathi Le nqubo yesandla, akulula ukuphumula.
Ama-Omes egumbini lokugezela
Masihlanze: Ugcine nini ukubeka endlini yokugezela ngegwebu, amakhandlela ngakho-ke wonke umuntu? Ngaphandle kwencwadi, ngaphandle kocingo, ngaphandle kwe-laptop, kodwa ngemisindo ethile yemvelo ehlathini lasekwindla? ("Amagatsha e-Circus-Hrush, iBatz Batz isibhamu, i-cruck yedada elimele"). Ngaleso sikhathi, ukugeza kuyamangaza ukumane uphumule futhi unqamule ekukhathazekeni kwansuku zonke. Ngakho-ke thatha enye i-vanilla ye-vanilla eyethusayo, isandla esiphanayo sosawoti osindayo, sikhanyise amakhandlela, siqambe amakhandlela athandekayo manson futhi aphumule!
Spa ledivayisi
Ngamunye wethu unenqwaba yezihlobo kanye nabangane abanganaki izimbiza futhi bavutha ngazo zonke izinhlobo zamajesi eshawa, ama-extensors, ukwanda, imibundu kanye nonke umphefumulo nawo wonke umphefumulo. Sekuyisikhathi sokubavulela bonke futhi ngenhlanhla uku-smear - bakuvumele ube ne-spa salon yakho egumbini lokugezela elihlukile. Isigamu singaphonswa ngonembeza ohlanzekile, futhi engxenyeni yesibili thola okuthile okuwusizo ngempela. Vele ufunde ngokucophelela amalebula: ukugcoba izandla zakho ngo-ukhilimu wemilenze akwesabisi, kepha ikhanda nge-morelator ...
Phuza iwayini
Noma i-champagne. Noma iwayini elibunjiwe. Noma okunye okumnandi nokumnandi. Yebo, yize cocoa! Kepha amawayini asangcono. Ngaphezu kweqiniso lokuthi linomphumela omuhle ohlelweni lwenhliziyo, luthuthukisa ukungavikeleki, abaningi baphawula ukuthi ngemuva kwengilazi yezibuko, impilo ibukeka ingeyona into emnandi kakhulu. Ngamafuphi, kuzosiza ukuphumula ngezindleko zezikhathi.
Yenza ucansi
Ukufaka kuhlu zonke izinzuzo zale ndlela kungathembela kakhulu: kuthuthukisa ukubukeka, kuthuthukisa imizwa, kuwusizo empilweni, ilusizo impilo, kuvimbela ukudangala, i-wand, i-khm, i-complosive. Uma kungekho ndoda ephilayo esesandleni, ungalahli - imboni yezocansi ayimi! I-Vibrator enhle futhi kufanelekile ukukusiza! Ama-orgasms ambalwa awalimazanga muntu.
Funda pics.ru.
Lapha, ngokwesibonelo, sinencwajana emangalisayo "ukuthi unganqotshwa kanjani unyaka omusha we-hysteria" (kunamakati! Futhi ngewayini!), Nangokwejwayelekile, sipholile! Kanye - futhi walethwa, ezimbili - zithola usizo oluningi, ezintathu - futhi usuku ludlulile, ngokushesha amaholide!
Iya kubhavu
Ukugeza Ukuphakela Ukuphila - Iqiniso lokuthi udokotela unqume kusukela ku-Pre-New New Hasle! Ungavakashela umphakathi ngezintombi, futhi ungadlula ngaphesheya komuzi ubuqiniso obuningi nokuphumula. Uma kungabambi ifoni ne-3G akusebenzi - ekilasini elijwayelekile. Imishanelo, resin, amaski yezinyosi, iphunga lezinaliti, bese uqubuka ikhanda eqhweni! Ukuhlanza ubuchopho nomzimba kungcono kakhulu emhlabeni!
Iya eholidini
Okokuqala, kuyaba inzuzo: Abaqhubi abaningi bezokuvakasha bahlose uhambo loNyaka oMusha, izaphulelo ezinhle zizala unyaka omusha wokuhamba. Okwesibili, uzobuya nje lapho yonke inkomo ishaya ngqo eholidini naseholidini. Okwesithathu, kwaletha imigexo evela eSeahells - Nazi izipho zoNyaka oMusha! Okwesine, akudingekile ukuya kude - noma iyiphi indlu yezwe ifanelekile. Zizwe ubuyile e-USSR! Ama-Mineralwood wehluzo, ishadi yokugeza, ukudla okunomuzwa wesihlanu - iphupho!