I-pair of honey soney (ngithanda i- "red chapel", onesono) kancane isindisa umgqomo wochungechunge lweRussia, oluqukethe okungaphezulu kakhulu kusuka ku-de ... kahle, ake sazise. Akekho ongaqonda ukuthi inzalo kaDishkin noDostoevsky baphendukela kanjani ukuba babhalwe: "Umphenyi, gcina engikwenzayo, angizange ngithathe ama-panties amadoda akhe" (ividiyo ayikho ekunciphiseni kwenhliziyo, susa izingane kusuka esikrinini ). Futhi njengezindlalifa zikaDaly noRanevskaya zivela ukuthi zizodlala zimbi kakhulu kune-stool ephakathi.
Impendulo ngqo yale mibuzo inganikezwa ama-anthropologists wesikhathi esizayo, kepha uma sidluliselwa ekhishini lethelevishini, sizokwazi ukubanikeza okungenani ukuqondiswa: lapho ukumba.Isinyathelo 1. Ngengozi
Ngakho-ke, isabelomali sakhiwa esiteshini, futhi abakhiqizi be-Pathos bahleli ekuxoxisweni kwalowo nalowo - nokuthi yini esizodubula ngayo ngonyaka olandelayo? Umkhiqizi ngamunye une-million nengxenye yemibono nama-synopsis aqongelele ngaphezulu kweminyaka edlule, kodwa nawo wabahlelela. Ngaphezu kwalokho, kunezinombolo (ezikhuluma ngokulingana, ithebula elibonakalayo lempumelelo yochungechunge) ngonyaka odlule - bobabili abanabo, kanye nabaqhudelana. Abaqhudelana bathakazelisa ngokwengeziwe, kunjalo. Ngakho-ke, ingxoxo iqhubeka nxazonke: "Kepha kungani athi senze into efanayo na? Yini "ukubhala phansi" ngokushesha? Sizothwala futhi akekho ozophawula. " Yebo.
I-Glider, njengomthetho, iphela kahle: "Sizonqoba umhlaba." Yebo, lokho, kuphele lutho.
Isinyathelo 2.Clotes
Umkhiqizi ngamunye wesiteshi unezithombe ezimbalwa ezingenangqondo hhayi zomkhiqizo. Uma isitudiyo sokukhiqiza singathengisi umbono wakhe nokuthengiswa komsele, khona-ke ngeke akwazi ukudla. Ngokuvumelana nalokhu, umsebenzi womkhiqizi okhiqizwe ukukholisa umkhiqizi wesiteshi onqoba umhlaba kangcono kakhulu ndawonye. Inkinga ukuthi ukukhiqizwa akunangqondo ukuthi isiteshi sikufuna. Lokhu kuncipha kuncike kwikhwalithi yokuqukethwe, kunalokho - kusuka ezigabeni zeNyanga, i-Uranium kumfo ucingo kanye nesithende sakwesobunxele somkhwekazi. Ngakho-ke, umsebenzi wokukhiqiza - ukuletha okuningi ngangokunokwenzeka (futhi kungazelelwe kungahle kudubule (futhi kungazelelwe kungahle kudubule le ndaba ngoCinderella (90% wezindaba engxenyeni yasekhaya - ngandlela thile ngoCinderella). Kepha kuthengisela kuphi ukuthatha izindaba eziyikhulu ngeCinderella yamazinga ahlukahlukene anzima? Kuliqiniso, ababhali.Isinyathelo 3.Vers
Ababhali beStriphints ngabantu, kusobala, empilweni edlule babengabangane bakaHarler, ngakho-ke uKarma wabaleka nabo ebunzini, unyawo nangokuphenduka. Lawa ngabantu ababephila esihogweni. Bangalinda izinyanga ukuthi balinde i-oda, bese belindile, ukubona, lapha: "Kukhona iphrojekthi! Namanje angikwazi: Kunguchungechunge lweTelemouth noma lwe-TV. Kepha bese kuthi inkululeko ephelele. Nginombono, kufanele uqagele. Cha, angikwazi ukuchaza, akuvezwa ngamazwi. Kepha uhlakaniphile. Yebo, angiyikhokheli imali yokuthile. Uzama. Okubizwa nge- "Green Woodpecker." Sinamahloni amancane ngezinyoni esihlokweni. Kepha akunakwenzeka ukuguquka. Ikhasimende ngokumelene. Futhi thina. Mhlawumbe uyakwazi? "
Lapho umlobi omatheka kabi uphuza isitoko sonyaka weCorvalol futhi ugoqa engqondweni yochungechunge lwe-synoplis oluyisibonelo ngoDusatlach ochungechungeni lwama-24, indiza incwadi entsha evela ekukhiqizweni. Esinamathiselwe, ukukhethwa kwesiHungary Arthow 70s ngamazwana: "AbaseHungary bazama ukwenza lokhu, kodwa akukho ngokwezigaba lokho." Kepha njengoba abalobi beskripthi bengahlakazekile, bahleli kuze kuse futhi babambelele eHungary cindendella, eyayilahla esidlekeni esiluhlaza.
Isinyathelo 3. Ukukhiqizwa vs umlobi
Imikhiqizo echaza ifundeka kuthunyelwe yi-sinopsis, iphuza isitoko sonyaka seCorvalol, ishayela inombolo yocingo yombhalo wombhalo bese ukhuluma ngobumnene kwi-tube ngezwi lomuntu: "Ngabe - Okrenel?"Umbhali we-Screen, njenganoma yimuphi umhlaseli wokudala, otholakala ezihlatshelweni zaphakade, uwela ekufungweni okulungile, ama-Yells, angenakusebenza ezimeni futhi amvumele ukuthi abeke umsebenzi. Kepha ukukhiqizwa akunakubeka umsebenzi, ngoba akukwazi lokho ekhanda lomsele. Ngoba ini? Kwesokudla. Ngoba isiteshi namanje asazi.
Ngenxa yalokhu, ukuthengiswa kanye nombhali we-screen kuhamba ngeqhwa elintekenteke elizokwazi ukuqagela nokuthola isiteshi ku-cerebellum, i-pituitary gland, i-clitoris noma lapho kunendawo yokuthatha izinqumo. Benza imizamo eyikhulu, bahlala amahlandla angama-99, kepha ngenxa yalokho (ake sithi), sikhiphe uJack uPapa ngesimo somzamo ophumelelayo wokuba nempumelelo eyikhulu. Kulesi sigaba, umbhali wesikrini, njengomthetho, usuvele ulenga ku-loop bese uchofoza okhiye be-laptop ngesithupha.
Isinyathelo 4.stranate vs Channel
Vele, akekho umkhiqizi we-Pathos ngeke afunde isidalwa sokuqala (inguqulo ye-script), noma owesibili noma weshumi. Kuzofunda okokugcina kuphela. Yikuphi, empeleni, ngeke akuthande, futhi inqubo izoqala futhi. Futhi amakhabethe aphakathi nendawo afunde abahleli besiteshi, okuthi ezimweni eziningi abazazi izinhlamvu, ngokwesimo. Futhi uma wazi, kungcono ukubeka izinhlamvu endaweni futhi ungaphinde uthinte futhi.
Ngiyazi abahleli beziteshi ezimbili ezinhle, kepha eyodwa isivele iyeka (misha, sawubona), kanti owesibili (sawubona, uLarisa) odla ngesibindi i-cactus ezungeze izinyoka zasendle. Ukuphawula ngeningi labahleli abukeki, cishe, ngakho: "Kungani umbhali ebhala:" IHouston, sinezinkinga "? Umbhali akanazi ukuthi isenzo sethu senzeka eMoscow? " Cha, angizange ngize nakho, lesi yisilinganiso. Ngenxa yalokhu, owokugcina wombhali wesikrini ubukeka, imvamisa, kanjena. Futhi umbhali wesikrini ngokwakhe uzinikeza iZwi elithembekile, elizophasiswa yile phrojekthi futhi ligijime ukuze lisebenze ngezimayini ze-Uranium - impilo noma yikuphi okuhle.
Isinyathelo 5. Umqondisi VS Isiteshi
Umqondisi, njengomthetho, uvunyelwe ukuba yinkululeko ethe xaxa ukwedlula iskripthi, kepha anikeze isimo esihle (bheka uShahe, akakwazanga ukuhlukana) futhi anganikeli imali. Kulokhu umqondisi uthukuthele, kundiza, ebusuku kubuyekeza isiqephu sochungechunge lwe-TV "24", lapho abaqondisi bavunyelwe ukuqhuma ibhomu lenuzi eLos Angeles eLos Angeles, bakhale, badla i-cholesterol ephezulu. Asazi ukuthi abone ini izinto ezifakiwe, isiteshi sizothi umvuthwandaba kufanele aphonswe, kodwa esikhundleni salokho engeza izigcawu ezintathu esikhundleni salokho. Futhi iqiniso lokuthi yonke imvelo yahlungwa ehlobo, manje manje ubusika, ngakho-ke akulutho. "Woza noma yini, uchwepheshe."Isinyathelo 6.Technology
Ngesikhathi somngcele we-cinema, futhi siyasusa. Umehluko we-semantic unquma izinga lokuzesabeka. Ngesinye isikhathi, ngesikhathi sokuthwebula kweLondon kanye neqembu laseBrithani, sishaqeka kabi, lapho ngqo ihora lesihlanu kusihlwa, ozakwabo baseBrithani babutha imishini futhi baphuza ubhiya. Manje? Usuku lokusebenza lwaphela. Ubuchwepheshe bokuphekela njalo bunquma impumelelo. Ukwephulwa kohlelo kuyisizathu sokuxoshwa ngethikithi le-Wolf. Futhi ngehora lesishiyagalolunye kusihlwa sihlale ekwakhekeni ukuze kuthi okokuqala lisaba kabili ngobusuku obuthathu. Ngoba ukukhanya kubonisiwe. Noma waphuza ikhofi. Noma isiphetho somama sabonisana, ngokwesibonelo.
Isinyathelo 7. Ukonga
I-cinema iyindlela elula futhi elula kunazo zonke yokusika imali. Umlobi oshibhile oshibhile uzobhalela ama-kopecks amahlanu, nokuthi iqiniso lokuthi uzobhala udoti - ngakho-ke i-PhIP sho ihleli. Ungamkhokhela okwesihlanu (noma okweshumi) kwisabelomali sesimo, kanye nobuhlalu obuhlale.
Ngokwalo mgomo, iningi leqembu liyaqashwa - lokhu kuyabiza, ake sithathe abancane, abangenalwazi, kodwa beshibhile. Isabelo sengonyama yesabelomali, kunjalo, semba kubalingisi. Ezindimeni ezincane ukuthayipha nhlobo kusuka emgwaqweni. Cabanga - Imisho emithathu kwikhamera ithi, kungani kufanele ngifunde iminyaka emihlanu? Ukungasho ukuthi ithalente akusona isizathu esiyinhloko sokuthola ithikithi lomfundi le-Theatre Institute, ngakho-ke abadlali abashibhile abane-diplomas akuyona iPanacea. Ngakho-ke izitulo zaphakade endimeni 'yentombazane yomlingiswa oyinhloko.' Kepha esiqeshini, enye inkanyezi isuswa esiqeshini, esithatha isabelomali sonke sosuku olulodwa lokudubula futhi libhalwe ngezitho ezimbili kuqala, kube sengathi lidlala indima enkulu.
Isinyathelo 8. Isilinganiso
Njengoba i-cinema ne-serials yibhizinisi, yena, ngokufanele, liqondiswa yimithetho yebhizinisi. Ikakhulu into esemqoka: ukufunwa kuveza umusho. Futhi uma sicabanga ukuthi umkhiqizi wesiteshi esinengqondo wahlangabezana nomkhiqizi omuhle, umlobi omuhle kakhulu noMqondisi onekhono. Noma sicabanga ukuthi azange babheme yonke imali ngezikhathi ezithile. Noma ngabe i-Uranium yokuhamba eTaurus Favors idubula inhlekelele! Noma kunjalo, ngaphambi kokuba amaqembu amafilimu aqamba amanga amangalisa ngonyaka owedlule, okusho ukuthi isilinganiso esiphakeme kakhulu sasiwuchungechunge "ukuphulukisa coma", lapho i-heroma idlula yonke indlela kusuka kumemori kanye nehhashi ngokusebenzisa izindlawu ze-terle . Futhi abakhangisi ngeke bakhokhe umbukiso ophansi. Ngakho-ke, yeka indiza yakho yezimanga, ungakhali futhi wenze okusebenzayo nezilaleli zethu ezihlosiwe.
Ngakho-ke uchungechunge lwaseRussia, amaRussia, amaShit akusona ngoba asinabantu abanethalente. Futhi ngoba sonke sikhona - izimbotshana. Uxolo.