# Prokino. Sibheke kuwe: "Nymphomaniac" (USA, 2013)

Isibukeli esinolwazi besingeke sibheke ngisho nasekusongoni kokubulawa. Ngakho-ke, kwadingeka abheka ngaphansi kwesicelo esithandekayo samakhanda ezithombe (othile, esiza, bathatha amaphasiphothi ethu!)

QAPHELA: I-SPOILER! Impango yezocansi ngaphakathi. Musa ukufunda uma ungabathandi abaphangi, izithombe zobulili ezingcolile, i-arthus futhi bathande okuncane.

Umalume osekhulile onobuso obuhle uthola umgwaqo ushaywe iminyaka u-anti. UTeka uyenqaba "i-ambulensi" futhi ubuze inkomishi yetiye.

Sika.

Amanga amanga ekhasini likamalume embhedeni, umalume uletha itiye futhi alalele indaba yakhe yempilo yakhe.

Amantombazane amancane amabili - i-heroine egama linguJoe nentombi yakhe ngegama akunandaba - bathola izinto ezithokozisayo phakathi kwemilenze. Futhi weza nomdlalo othokozayo wamaxoxo: udinga ukuthulula phansi egumbini lokugezela ngamanzi, bese kuba nolaka phansi kulezi zihlalo. Isibukeli esinolwazi safinyelela ukucisha, kepha wakhumbula ukulandelana kweziphathimandla.

Ngaleso sikhathi, amantombazane asesikrinini akhule kancane futhi aphikisana nokupakishwa kwamashokolethi kashokholethi, lapho iningi labantu abesilisa lizohlelela, ngenkathi isitimela sisuka ePhoyinti A lisePhoyina. Esikhundleni salokho, umlomo. Isibukeli esinolwazi sikhumbula ukuthi imiyalo yezobugebengu ayikwazi ukwenziwa, kepha ngakolunye uhlangothi, ipasipoti isadingeka.

Futhi i-heroine itshela umalume onozwela, njengoba ezimangele ubuntombi. Wayekhona, kusho ukuthi, uthando lokuqala olubizwa ngokuthi yiJerome. UJerome wayenezandla ezinhle futhi athumba. Lalelani, sho i-heroine Jerome, - Awukwazanga ukungicindezela ubuntombi? Akunankinga, - wakhunga uJerome, - lala phansi. Futhi wabe esekhulisa kathathu ngaphambili nanhlanu ngemuva, ukuze kungabikho ubuntolu babali noma kuphi. Futhi i-moped yalungisa. Futhi i-heroine kusukela lapho ayithandi izibalo 3 no-5.

Lo malume oyedwa osekhulile ulalela ngokucophelela, ama-Nods, athulule itiye futhi acaphuna "i-Faust". I-heroine nayo ayingeni ebusweni obungcolile futhi ishintshana nolwazi lwe-encyclopedic, ukubika ukuthi uma ugoqa yonke inyama ebi kakhulu, ukhubazekile kulo lonke ulwazi lwesintu, luzophenduka umgwaqo ovela eMars nangemuva.

Isibukeli esinolwazi sibekwe ngokusobala ekwakheni oshade naye, futhi uJoe osemusha esikrinini uhamba nge-ambulensi, wabela amadoda kusihlwa nge-periotion kanye ngehora. Othile okuvela kwalaba bantu uthukuthele, othile uyahlupheka, futhi omunye waphonswa inselelo - bathi, ngiyakuthanda, uyabona, ushiya umkhaya ngenye ipotimende, uyangezelela ngami, baby.

UJoe uzama ukwenza lokho ngenxa yokubonga, asikho isidingo, nginemizuzu emihlanu ezayo. Kepha umqondo kaTurman uza nabafana abancane abathathu futhi atshele izwi lomuntu: "Izingane, futhi manje sizobheka izifebe zombhede." Futhi ngenkathi uJoe equleka, ingqondo iholela izingane egumbini lokulala futhi ithi: "Bukela abafana futhi ukhumbule, njengoba kufanele kube ngokuningiliziwe ukuze ubuyisele i-psychoanalyst." Indoda ayizenzi lutho phansi, ibona ukuthi isinyathelo esilandelayo sengqondo iTurman sizoshintsha zibe yi-orange overall.

Ngezikhathi ezithile, ukulandisa kuyabuyiselwa esikhathini sethu, futhi umalume onobuhle utshela i-heroine nge-software edgar, beethoven, ukudoba, izinombolo ze-polyphony, isigaba segolide kanye nezinombolo ze-fibonacci. Isibukeli esinolwazi ngethemba sibheka islayidi lesidlali sevidiyo, sibonisa ukuthi ihora lesibili emiphumeleni, isisulu sihlala imizuzu eyishumi kuphela.

Futhi-ke i-heroine ihlangana nothando lwayo lokuqala - Jerome. Futhi ucansi ekugcineni kunengqondo. Kepha isikhashana - ngolunye usuku, uJoe, othepha ikhanda ngomhlane wombhede, ngokuzumayo aqonde ukuthi akukho lutho oluzwakalayo. Akukho lutho. Ngokusobala, inani lama-orgasms enkabe, futhi i-heroine isivele yamkhethile.

"Angizizwa lutho," i-heroine iyabhema, futhi isikrini esimnyama sibhala "ukuphela kwengxenye yokuqala" ngezinhlamvu ezinkulu ezimhlophe. Isibukeli esinolwazi siyababaza ngokwesabekayo.

Yebo, kusho uJoe kumqondo onolwazi, anginalo i-orgasm, ngakho-ke mabangabe. Hamba ubone ingxenye yesibili yamanye amahora amabili nemizuzu emithathu, kuyisizinda se-lars, ngendlela, uTrier, idolobhana!

Ingxenye Yesibili, - kusho isikrini esimnyama. Ngidubule, - izibuko zakhe ezinolwazi zihleba. Indoda yomdayi onolwazi imizuzwana engamashumi amathathu nambili ibukeka kakhulu esikrinini, ama-shrugs, isho ukuthi kukhona umsebenzi futhi kubi ukwedlula ukubukeka kwe-porn, futhi ubugwala bugijima kule ncwadi yami ye-fistebook yami.

Kanye ne-heroin, lapho, futhi, futhi, eneminyaka eyi-12, ulele esitaka, futhi wenzeka i-orgasm evuthayo, enqubweni yokuthi i-mesalin ne-hodlot yaseBabiloni. Ngokusobala, ukuveza kuphela.

Kepha impunga ethembekile e-Apple Jerome ayilahli ithemba lokuvusa ubuthango bothandekayo wayo. Ngisho nasezitolo zokudlela, ithemba alilahli. Drong, usho zonke lezi zinkezo. Ngizokunika amakhilogremu amahlanu. "Back Bastard," - Akabekezeleli isibukeli esinolwazi, kepha i-heroine inquma - kungani kungenjalo, wasebenza ngokuzumayo? Kuya e-rack, kuthatha ezinye izinambuzane nama-shotes konke ngasikhathi sinye. Isibukeli esinolwazi sicela ukumtshela igama lesitolo sokudlela, ukuze ngeke siye lapho u-ayisikhilimu, kepha uLars Von Trier futhi uyi-bastard egulayo, ngakho-ke i-plea ayinaka.

Nezinkezo azisizi, konke kubi. Futhi-ke uJerome uthi, Lalela, baby, wena uyi-tigrick yami. Futhi lapho uthola ihlosi, kudinga ukondliwe. Lokho bekungaba umuntu kimi ngokudla kwakho, khona-ke anginayo induku ye-jade, kepha ummbila owodwa oqinile.

I-heroine yasho kulungile, yahamba yayondla eceleni. Kade isikhathi esingakanani, kwakuhlukile. Isibonelo, i-AffornUREPHA. Izingcezu ezimbili. Ngasikhathi sinye, ngoba abafowethu, futhi abafowethu bangathanda ukwenza konke ndawonye. Kepha i-orgasm ayiveli, yize amalungu abafowethu (asondele kulo lonke isikrini) ayengekho lutho.

Futhi uJerome wakhipha amazinyo akhe, yize lokhu kuthuthukiswa uqobo kwasikisela. I-bastard yesiguli engahambelani. Futhi-ke nginqume ukuthi uzohamba ayohamba, khona-ke konke okwakusemkhulu kumenza izinzwa.

Ngaleso sikhathi, ukufuna i-orgasm i-heroine yathola umalume okhethekile, owathatha ama-geres amnyama. UGloomy ufunwa uvela kuMalume ujabule nezindlebe egazini. Ngoba kwakungewona isithandwa lapho, kepha i-bastard yesineke ehlonishwa kakhulu yesigaba samazwe omhlaba. I-bastard kuqala yayingafuni ukuthatha uJoe, kepha yathi - Nginike ngalolu suku, Nginike ngalobu busuku, nginike ithuba okungenani elilodwa, futhi i-bastard yathi - kulungile, kepha ayikaze ifake ama-panties. Futhi ulethe isiswebhu sesikhumba ukuze amahhashi, kepha hhayi esitolo sobulili, awusiyena masquerade.

"Mama," ingane edabukisayo ithi kumhloli onolwazi, "ngifuna ukudla. Ngabe ubukeka kanjani?

Isibukeli esinolwazi sihlasela isembozo se-laptop.

"Futhi, ngendlela," saqhubeka ne-bastard egulayo, "asinalo igama lokumisa, ngakho-ke awukwazi ukumisa inqubo." UJoe wahamba ngenjabulo ngentshiseko, i-bastard encane yamphulukana kancane ngendwangu ebusweni bakhe, wathi "Ngiyabonga" ekugcineni.

Futhi sebecule nsuku zonke. Ngaleso sikhathi, indodana yakhe encane yalala esihlahleni ekhaya. Munye. Ngalala, walala, wabe esekhathele kuvulandi - ukubheka eqhweni leqhwa. Kungani ebusika ebusuku kube vulekile kuvulandi? Umbuzo ususwa njenge-idioty. Sine-Arthaus, hhayi incwadi ye-Logic Chelvan G.I.

Isibukeli esinolwazi besivele sigxilisa emcameni, kepha-ke ubaba uJerome wafika evela ohambweni. Ngoba kusasa nguKhisimusi. Ufike ngesikhathi futhi wakwazi ukususa ingane kuvulandi. Kuzoba nesiphetho esijabulisayo, kepha isibukeli esinolwazi empilweni edlule kwakusobala ukuthi uHarler, futhi iKarma yanquma ukungamvumeli ukuba ahambe.

Futhi ngokuzumayo uJerome ngaphandle kwesisulu, uma, uthi, - Uthi, - Uthi umkakhe, - uzoya eKhrisimayela nenye indoda, khona-ke ngeke ngisayibona indodana yami. Wathi - nesifuba sisontekile isondo. Kwesokudla suvorov.

UJoe weza embhedeni wendodana wakhala.

"Ngiyaqonda," Jerome ukubuna, ndodana, ndodana, vuka, uthi umama: "Kulungile." U-SOM uthe u- "Agu", uJoe wanyikiza kancane waya ku-bastard egulayo ukuze athole ama-trentis angamashumi amane.

Futhi isibukeli esinolwazi sabalekela endlini yokugezela sageza amanzi abandayo isikhathi eside. Le yi-Lars Von Trier, "isibukeli esinolwazi satshela isibuko, - I-Cinema ye-Smart.

Isibuko sasimbozwe ngenethiwekhi yemifantu. Isibukeli esinolwazi sibuyele kwi-laptop ngenhliziyo yonke njengasesikali.

Umalume onobumbango uletha itiye elisha, futhi uJoe uyaqhubeka nomlando wakhe wokuzijabulisa. Phakathi kwecala, ngandlela thile kuvela ukuthi umalume wakwazi ukufeza iminyaka engamashumi ayisithupha, gcina ubumsulwa. Uthi ngandlela thile bekungajabulisi. I-Polyphony ipholile, sengivele ngithule nge-Fibonacci. Ngakho-ke qhubeka, ngizokhipha.

Futhi uJoe utshela okusele ngaphandle kwezindlela zokuba khona futhi wahlangana nomuntu omubi. Asibize ngokuthi "umqoqi". Umqoqi wahlanganyela kulokho okwenziwa abaqoqi abavame ukukwenza, futhi akholelwe ukuthi ulwazi olujulile lwamadoda luzosiza uJoe ukuba enze umsebenzi omuhle kakhulu. Ngakho-ke kwaphuma. Ikakhulu uJoe eza kumakhono afanele ahlelwe ngesiguli esifanelwe, nensimbi ethengisa. Abakweletayo bakhokhelwe - vele uthuli lwegolide. Kepha ngolunye usuku umqoqi wathi, mphefumulo wami, umdala, udinga ozongena esikhundleni.

Hhayi isikhathi eside, kepha ngokungathi sína. Ngithi, kusho, intombazane ikhona. Eminyakeni eyishumi nanhlanu, umama waphuza evela e-Valerian, ejele ehlala ejele - isimangaliso nje, hhayi intombazane. Fuck futhi ulungiselele umsebenzi. UJoe wamelana, ngoba uyaxolisa ngentombazane yakhe, kepha hhayi isikhathi eside. Le ntombazane yathuthela eJoe futhi kungazelelwe yaqala ukuhamba kumeluleki hhayi nakancane njengoba kwacatshangwa.

Baqala ukusebenzisana, iqembu langempela elizosebenza liyinsimbi elungiselelwe futhi linamahloni ezandleni ezinekhono. Futhi kungakujabulela kakhulu ukuphila uma isisulu esilandelayo somqoqi sasingeyena uJerome. Futhi-ke uJoe wakhumbula ukuthi usamthanda. Ngakho-ke, nganikela insimbi yokuthengisa ngokulandelana futhi ngathi - masiyeke.

Ukulandelana kwajabula, kwahamba, kwathi ekhaya abuyabuyanga. Ngoba kulimaza izandla zikaJerome zinhle. Futhi uJoe wahlola efasiteleni, njengabantu ababili abathandayo, bajabulela izingxenye ezihlukile zomzimba komunye nomunye, futhi banquma ukubabulala. Kepha ngasizathu simbe kazange zisuse isibhamu ku-fuse. Ngakho-ke, uJeroneri ongakazalwa wathukuthela kakhulu washaya unkosikazi wakhe wakudala ngezinyawo zakhe. Nange-orgasm yakhe, ngendlela, kwakungenjalo. Kubonakala kanjalo. Ngemuva kwalokho uJerome wawehla ngokulandelana eduze kukaJerome, wenza ukunyakaza kwakhe kwabathathu kwangaphambilini kwangemuva. Futhi owalandela wavuselelwa, waya kumeluleki oshayiwe waya endlini yangasese. Ngiyabonga hhayi okuningi.

Le yindaba, "kusho uJoe. Futhi umalume onamakhandlela amise okwesikhashana, wanqikaza futhi kungazelelwe wakhipha inkulumo ehlaba umxhwele yemizuzu emihlanu - athi, yonke into ihlelekile nawe. Uma umuntu aziphatha kakhulu, wayengeke asho noma yimaphi amagama. Hhayi, abafana ababili bahamba esitimeleni esiphuma basuka ePhoyinti B, nabesifazane bayafuna. Cabanga. Kahle, waphonsa ingane encane yomuntu. Kwenzeka. Uhlushwa kuphela ngoba ungowesifazane. Ngakho-ke ngithola amaphuzu futhi angihlupheki. Futhi kusukela ku-fuse, ngokuqondile awuzange ususe isibhamu sakho. Bengingafuni ukubulala noma ngubani, ngakho angizange ngikhiphe. Ngokuvamile, lala phansi, ulale futhi ungasesono. Lapha uJoe wayeqhuma ngokwemvelo futhi wathi ubonga ngesiphetho sokuthi umngane wakhe uvele empilweni yakhe. Futhi walala.

Futhi ngemuva kwemizuzu engaba mihlanu, umngani omkhulu weza ngaphandle kwama-panties futhi ake sifike kuJoe. Wanyakaza kancane "Cha, cha, cha," wabe esesusa isibhamu efini. I-Blackout, idubule futhi yaphuthuma izitebhisi phansi ezitebhisini. Isibukeli esinolwazi siyabona ukuthi umalume okhazimula futhi wafa ngentombi nto.

Futhi ngakho-ke i-movie enhle, iyaqonda - mayelana ne-polyphony, ngokwesibonelo, isho. Mayelana nengxenye yegolide. NangoFibonacci.

Ithanda ama-movie nabaphathi abadumile: Alexander Smilanskaya