Uma ucabanga ukuthi i-cocktail "ubulili ebhishi" yabizwa ngecala elihle, kwabe sekuqala ukujwayelana nenqubo yokuphepha nakho konke kumisiwe kahle - konke kungukuthi iRomance ngaphansi kwako konke lokhu Noma okungcono ngendlela yakudala yemfashini, kwikhabethe le-Ferris Wheel (elichotshoziwe) ethoyilethi lendiza (liphume) embhedeni wendabuko ngomatilasi wamathambo?
Bheka imithetho
Njengoba nisebhishi, kungenzeka ngiwele imingcele engcwele yezwe. Izwe lethu lihlelwe kangangokuba kukhona iqhwa nezintaba, phakathi kwezitshalo nezitshalo zensimbi - kanye namabhishi amaningi kakhulu. Ngaphambi kokudwengula okuningi, ubuza ukuthi yimaphi amaKaras anikezwa ngumthetho wendawo ukuze aphinge emugqeni we-surf. Futhi mina engqondweni - ngisho nasesimweni sezwe, kungenzeka ukundiza ngokwephula umthetho womphakathi. Amatshe ngeke athengwe, kepha kuzofanela ahluphe.
Futhi ngezilwane
Ingaphezulu Indawo ingcono kusengaphambili. Futhi hhayi nje ukunakekela, bese uzama indlela yokuqamba amanga. Othile lapho amabhishi amabhishi agcwele khona ama-racks, ama-sand mill (lezi zidalwa zinomkhuba omubi wokulimala futhi zibeke amaqanda emanxebeni amancane), ama-sandy amanxeba, izicabucabu ezingabulala i-buffalo bubble, oqoshiwe, izibungu ezifunwayo zeCthulhu nakwezinye izinambuzane. Futhi lapho lo mcwayi ebusuku unamathela ku-rose yakho emuhle, kuzobe sekwephuze ukuchoboza.
Kanye nemvelo
Okuxakile ngokwanele, amakhona aphephe kakhulu ocansi atholakala emaphethelweni eqembu - ukuphepha kwamakilabhu ebhishi kukhathazeke kakhulu ukuthi amagwababa ebuhlanya echibini, futhi wonke ama-desauchery ayamangala lapho. Kepha emabhishi amahhotela okunethezeka (futhi hhayi kakhulu) avame ukusika onogada abenezibani. I-Confuez ingenzeka.
Musa ukungena emanzini
Kuphonswe - sex ogwini. Ukungagibeli i-buoy. Emanzini, kukhona noma yisiphi isibani, esingaphoqwa ukuthi sisondele, futhi ebumnyameni ngeke ukwazi ukubona. Lapha ukuthatha okungenani i-jellyfish. Ukuthinta okukodwa kwe-jellyfish ebizwa ngokuthi isikebhe samaPutukezi kubangela i-edema enamandla kunabo bonke, isicanucanu, ukulahleka kokwazi nomkhuhlane. Akunjalo, wawucabanga ubusuku obushisayo bothando. Ngaphezu kwalokho, amanzi angahlangana nawe kude - imisinga ayilindelekile futhi iqine kakhulu. Evulekile emanzini angathathi hlangothi futhi ngaphandle kwama-panties. Futhi, sesivele sikushilo yini ukuthi ubulili bamanzi anosawoti buhluthule izithambisi futhi bubangela ukucasuka kolwelwesi lwama-mucous? Hhayi? Yebo, siyasho.
Ukuqeqeshwa kwesidleke
Ithawula elibanzi elibanzi lebhishi yinto edingeka kakhulu. Uzokuvikela esihlabathini, okuthi ukunyakaza okuqhubekayo kuguqula imbongolo (ingasaphathwa imicikilisho ebucayi kakhulu yomzimba) ibe yi-abrasion eqinile, izigaxa, izingcezwana namanye amalungu emali. Dala lokho esikhwameni, ngaphezu kwethawula, kunebhodlela lamanzi (kupholile ukushisa bese ugeza isihlabathi, uma kungabikho, lapho kungatholakali omiyane, lapho kusula khona ama-mosquitoes, shubula I-Caustic Repellent eminwe ngaphambi kokuba ihlehlise), ipasipoti (uma kwenzeka ubanjwa futhi uhumusha endaweni) nemali eyanele ye-Otkup. Futhi uma kwenzeka ebhishi elinamatshe, khona-ke ithawula elengeziwe noma i-pad ye-lining ngaphansi kwama-elbows namadolo. Kwabasebenzisi bezinga lomatilasi ovumayo.
Khetha i-pose
Isihlabathi sasolwandle sibukeka sithambile futhi sithambile, kepha kuyadingeka ukulala phansi - futhi kutholakala ukuthi liqukethe ama-bumps, amagobolondo abukhali. Ngamabhishi e-Pebbles asabi kakhulu. Ngakho-ke, isikhundla sezithunywa zevangeli siyinketho embi. Imizimba emincane evuthayo ihlangana nomhlaba, ngcono. Zonkenhlobo ezihlukile ze-Knee-Elbow (Pad!) Noma emi - Kuhle kakhulu.
