Lapho udinga ukuthola imali yemali, noma ukondle ingane kusihlwa, nganoma yimuphi umsebenzi, kubonakala sengathi uyabamba.
Sibuze abafundi bethu ukuthi batshele, yiziphi izindlela ezaziwa kakhulu ezazenziwa ngazo ukuzuza isinkwa sazo ngebhotela.***
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Ngake ngasebenza njengomuntu obhekele ukhetho, eqinisweni, kwasemini. Kusuka ku-8 kuye kwayi-8 ama-murzles eCorridor yesikole futhi kwaxhumana nogogo wakhe - okubukelekayo kumaKhomanisi. Ucaphune inkumbulo kaKhayamu futhi wangitshela ukuthi hlobo luni lwe-batch njengokuphakelwayo. I-apula lihamba phambili, kepha linezimiso.Abazongenela ukhetho bethu balahlekile. Futhi bangibondla nge-bun nge-sausage nephakethe lejusi le-utamatisi.
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Kuhlelwe umbiko ovela kumdlalo odlala indima uku-oda.
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Akuqinisekile ukuthi lo ngumsebenzi: I-batch ekuthandayo ithole isimemo edilini, futhi njengoba ngangingenazicathulo ezifanele - bese kuba nezicathulo ezimbalwa.***
Omunye wapenda umkhumbi wezimoto. Ngokusho kwemifula nemisele yeSt. Petersburg, okuya. Izinsuku ezintathu, nangaphakathi nangaphandle.
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Inkulumo eqhubekile ngemali ebhishi. Esihlolweni sendiza.***
Udlale "izandla zikanina waseJalimane" ekufakweni komculi wanamuhla waseJalimane, owenzeka emgodini wethikithi Lenk. "Umama waseJalimane" wayengunodoli we-gypsum esihlalweni sabakhubazekile, ubuso bakhe kwakungu-pancake omhlophe, kubhekwe yi-Pricep Projector. Futhi izandla zowesifazane omdala zikhanyisa isikhafu esingapheli (ngokomqondo walo mculi zivele zashukumisa izinaliti ezinanaliti, kodwa ngangazi ukuthi izimbango zigxekwa kanjani ngokungathí sina, ngakho-ke isikhafu sibiwe ngokungathí sina). Ngahlala ngemuva kwesihlalo, ngigobhoza isalukazi ngenxa yokhango futhi ngavuza izandla zami emikhombeni yengubo yakhe. Izikhathi zazingamaminithi angama-30, nganesikhathi sokuphoqelela izingcezu ezinhle kakhulu zesikhafu. Abantu badidekile futhi babukwa: impela, unodoli, ngokunembile, ubuso kusuka kuma-movie, kodwa amakhemikhali! Ngake ngawela inaliti. Isikhathi esithile ngisuthikile ukugoba ngisuka kwelinye isandla ngiye kwesinye, senze zonke izinhlobo zokuthinta. Abantu babheka ngenzalo. Ngase ngivuka ngenxa yesihlalo futhi ngathi: "Siza owesifazane osekhulile! Khonza! " Ngathola izinaliti, ngahlala phansi ngahlala phansi ngaqhubeka ngihlanganisa. Ngemuva kokuthi iseshini ikhishwe ngenxa yonodoli futhi ichotshoziwe. Ukugaya
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Kwakungamampunge. Azikho ezepolitiki, nje zadala izinhlamvu eziyishumi nambili futhi zazikhulumisana, njengezithangami azinalutho.***
Ngakwenza ngandlela thile isayithi lembiza kathathu lezinyosi.
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Usebenze emantombazaneni amathathu amahle esizeni sokuqomisana ngokubamba abantu bakwamanye amazwe abacebile. Kwamangaza: ngithathe izincomo ezithombeni zamantombazane angakaziwa, abhale amagama athi, futhi umholo wancike enanini lezincwadi ezibhalelwe mina. Ukuphonsa ngoba kwakukhathele ngesihogo. By the way, umholo akakaze amukelwe
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Ngandlela thile ngisebenze njengemodeli yobuciko bomzimba futhi ngangidweba ngopende we-fluorescent. Iqembu lezikole zesikole zaseChina. Futhi-ke, zizinze ngokwengeziwe - ebusheni, ziphathwa ngezikhathi ezithile kumakhekhe ngendaba ngama-molecular kanye nama-epigenetic memory of inkumbulo nokufunda Wanelisekile amahora ambalwa nge-kolka baby Jesus. Ukufakwa kutholwe isonto lonke, kodwa ngahlala usuku olulodwa kuphela - ngesimo sami, ngokuvamile, ukubonakala kwamaJuda, kwathatha isikhundla sokubhema ekilasini lokufuya ngezinwele ezibomvu, ezazigula futhi zazingakwazi ukuza. Futhi-ke angizange ngingithathe, ngoba ikhala aliphumanga!***
Wabhalela umuntu incwadi enesitifiketi se-schizophrenia. Inhloso yale ncwadi kwakuwukubangela ukungeneliseki kwabaphathi baseRussia ukuze baphephe umlobi. Le ncwadi yayinokuhlaziywa kwemicimbi yomlando. Ngokubona kwami, hhayi ukugoqa.
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Ngaqamba izincwadi futhi ngaziphendula ngokushesha ebusweni bamagazini "Preschool Education"***
Lapho ngingenamali nhlobo, futhi isidina esinqunyelwe leso semali sasikhokhwa ekhadini lesikweletu, ngabheka e-Eurovision, umcabango futhi ngokuphelelwa yithemba kwabeka imali yokugcina yezikweletu kumaPutukezi. AmaPutukezi anqobile, futhi manje abangane bami bayahlaya: "Ngabutha le mali ngibuthene ngokuxhasa ibhulukwe!" Ngale ndlela, ngawina ngqo njengoba kwakudingeka ngibuyise isikweletu ngokugcwele.
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EDagestan, babuya nomngani ovela ebhishi, bakhumbula ukuthi "asikho isinkwa" e-hut (konke okunye ", kwakungukuvuselela i-Uzbek, umnikazi webhikareki, Ukuze uthole i-porcelain evulekile, etholakala kulelo bhishi futhi akhethiwe njengesikhumbuzo.***
Bekumele silondoloze indiza yokukhangisa ukuze kuvakashelwa umculi we-Russian. Okuwukuphela kwaleso sikhathi ngaleso sikhathi kuqinisekiswa le nkampani. Siyisiqinisekiso sefilimu nokuphepha, esingxenyeni sekhasimende indiza efanelekile lefilimu elingaweli ngopende. Senze, ngesitika sefilimu yokuhlola, walinda ihora walishiya. Upende bekufanele ngabe wahlala khona lapho - kungenzeka ukuthi unamathisele. Kathathu, izindiza zanikezwa, lapho upende wasulwa khona nje.
Ukusuka ngakunye kwezethulo zethu kuze kube yilapho kukhokhelwa ingxenye yezindleko zomsebenzi.
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Consipher porn. Ngithumele ama-roller, futhi ngabachaza - Yisiphi isigaba esingesona, njll. (Uhlobo kuphela lwamamodeli - Ngenhlanhla, abaculi bohlobo angizange baphoqeleke ukuba bazi ...). Bakhokhela okuncane, kepha ngasikhathi sinye: ngasikhathi sinye, ngangokunye futhi bangahumusha, kwathi kamuva - kwabalandelayo, futhi lokhu bekuyinto ebaluleke kakhulu ngaleso sikhathi.
Akukhona kuphela ukuthi kusheshe ukubukwa kokuqonda kahle ukuthi ngubani lapho futhi kuphi, kakhulu futhi ama-200 azi. Sika ukugcotshwa - futhi lapho kuvame ukuba khona izikhathi ezimfushane ezimfushane ezimbili ziphuma. Yebo, ngisho nasebhlokini ngalinye lama-roller angama-25 kwakungekho ukuphindaphinda okungokoqobo. Yebo, kwabanye ama-roller abangu-5 ukuze umbhalo owodwa ungabi ngu-200, futhi ngezinhlamvu ezingama-400 kwaba ... Lokhu akusho ukuthi phakathi kwabagibeli bathola ... Hmm ... kuyamangaza kakhulu. I-ke bengingaboni inyanga edlule!
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