Phrinta le ncwadi izikhathi eziyishumi nanye, ushiye izintombi eziyishumi, shiya ikhophi yokugcina ngokwazo futhi uphinde ufunde njalo lapho ufuna ukuthatha ipayipi le-locomotive futhi ushaye, ushaye lokhu kubheja esikrinini se-crystal ewuketshezi ngekhanda lomyeni. Funda kabusha, futhi uzojabula.
Khumbula, owesimame lapho oshade naye edlala imidlalo eku-inthanethi, isono sikhulu ukusikisela. Ngoba:Awufi
Okusobala kakhulu, akufuneki impikiswano eyengeziwe yokubuka. Kepha ukukholisa.Uyayifaka
Indoda ibheka ama-tits of drains akhe, futhi ingabe isaya ekushintsheni - uma ungabheka imbongolo enjalo kanye nokhamiya ngaphandle kwezinyembezi ezengeziwe, kungani lezi zinyembezi ezihlekisayo ziye esigulini esidala? Umyeni ubheka ukushaywa kwethangi lakhe eliphepheni, futhi (kumyeni wakhe, hhayi ethangini) ngandlela thile wakhula ngendlela efanele endaweni efanele nge-tank eshumi nambili (kuya ngokupompo kwethangi), niyabo nomyeni wakhe akusekho Udinga ukufakazela ubudoda bakhe noma oyisiphukuphuku.Ubonakale umuzwa wecala, futhi alula kakhulu ukusebenzisa
Into esemqoka akusona ukweqisa futhi ungakhumbuli amathangi. Futhi ungasiki amathangi. Amathangi alungile, kubalulekile. Bubula nje nokuthi "bengizotholile ndawo thile nawe kwenye indawo." Futhi umyeni uzinikele ngengqondo ukuthi ngokushesha (ngokushesha, ngokweqiniso) ngemuva kokuhlasela naye endaweni ethile. Futhi usilika umyeni onjalo. Futhi abangane bami baziqhayisa - bathi, engiqondayo, ngizithanda. Futhi labo bamona kanjena: eh ...Ukhulula ukucindezela
Futhi kuzo zonke izono zenkosi ye-trunk, amakhasimende e-Bubban, abathengi beBubban, umshizi weBubban, omakhelwane bamabhomu, isibhengezo somfazi wangaphambilini nezinye izilwane ezi-bunny azihlabezikazi, kodwa zingaphumelelanga.Kwandisa umuzwa wobukhulu bawo.
Ngenxa yamaphikseli adonswayo, futhi hhayi ngenxa yokuhlazeka kwabesifazane ababuthaka nezingane emsakazweni omncane. Wabulala umuntu omnyama kwimodi ye-epoch, yena uqobo wayengakwazi ukufona.Unesikhathi
Ungahlangana nezintombi zanoma yimuphi ucansi, ukwenza i-pedicure, uphuze i-champagne ebanzi yemini futhi ukhiphe ithangi elithile lethangi - akekho ozokutshela ukuthi ungumfazi omubi futhi ungasikhokhi isikhathi somndeni, wenza isikhathi esithile uhlobo lwesabelomali sodoti esingewona esingesihle. Owesifazane onolwazi uyazi ukuthi injabulo imayelana nalokhu.Uthola i-adrenaline
Futhi, kwaba, ngeke kuhambe ukuyofuna ukufika kwembongolo yakho empilweni yangempela. Uma umyeni wakho ehlukile ku-hipster yehhovisi elijwayelekile kancane ngaphezu kwengxenye, imidlalo eku-inthanethi ukuncishiswa kwezindleko zesabelomali zezidakamizwa ezisuselwa egazini cishe zicishe zibe mithathu.Imidlalo ye-Inthanethi ayinayo utshwala
Angathwebula umhlaba ngompunga wawo athembekile kuma-apula amaKorea, kepha azohlala enobunzima. Haleluya!Upompa ukubekezela
Lapho ubulala amahora amane kulandelana izinsuku eziyisikhombisa ngesonto, futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi uqala ukuzama ukuthatha ubude obulandelayo bokuphakama komdlalo, uzophonsa amakhono okubekezela ngokuzenzakalelayo. Okusemqoka, mhlawumbe - okuyinhloko, ikhono lokuphila okuphumelelayo komndeni.Emidlalweni, kungenzeka ukuthi ubani ofuna
Futhi hhayi iqiniso lokuthi emphakathini wangempela wempilo kudinga. Imvamisa bathi babhale ukuthi abantu bagijimela ezweni elibonakalayo, ngoba kulula. Uma ufakwa endaweni yonke edonswa, ikunikeza kahle i-bun, ikhumbule imizamo etshaliwe. Noma ngabe owayengumfundi wangaphambili, hhayi indodana yeKing StormGrad. Iqiniso elibuhlungu lithi: "Hichih", futhi unika onke amabhuzu endodaneni yomshushisi wesifunda. Ngakho-ke, izazi zezengqondo zikagesi ezivela kwizikrini zabaqaphi bethu ziyasabisa, ubuhlakani buyingozi, buzoyidla konke. Asicabange. Kepha noma yisiphi izindondo zinezinhlangothi eziningi ezinjengezinhlangothi zombili. Futhi uhlangothi lwesibili ukuthi okungenani yilapho umyeni wakho azonikeza khona i-bun efanelekile ngesiqinisekiso kanye nenkonzo yokusekela amahora angama-24. I-bun efaneleke kahle isusa omunye omncane, osevele enethezeka, engaphonswanga.