Imibhalo ebixwayisa abesifazane ngezinhlaka zababelethi, ziningi. Umuzwa walokhu kuphela. Awukwazi ngisho nokuthi "uxwayise, kusho, ahlomile", ngoba imvamisa yonke into ihlinzekwa njengento ephelele engenathemba noma enobuhlakani kancane "kodwa-pink nezithende". Mhlophe omnyama. Lapha siku-pics.ru futhi sinqume ukucacisa izindaba ezesabekayo ezidumile.
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Bayakhuluma. Ah-Oh, O, Phansi Kungalali Nights!
Ucabanga kanjalo. Yebo, yindlela yokulungiselela ukuhlolwa. Kunzima, kunjalo, kodwa ngizobhekana.
Empeleni . Ukuhlolwa - umcimbi olawulwayo. Usuku lwakhe, ukulungiselela imigomo nemiphumela yezinketho zaziwa. Ingane ayilindelekile, ubusuku bokungalali bungaqala, lapho uthanda, akunakulindeleka isikhathi eside, kuphakama ngenxa yezizathu ezahlukahlukene nokuthi "akaziwa nakanjani". Ngaphezu kwalokho, ukuncishiswa kokulala kuyingozi enkulu empilweni nasekulingweni okuqotho. Iqiniso. Abanye besifazane abachuma ngokuphelele ekusweleni kokulala bazitholele kuvulandi ngomcabango wokuthi "Ungagxuma kanjani ukuze weqe phansi: Okokuqala kuwuphonse noma ulungile?" Ukuntuleka kokulawula ngalesi simo kunezela umlilo kule adk.
Ngokolunye uhlangothi . Kungenzeka ukuthi uzodlula kuphela ngamacala angavamile "amazinyo azogawulwa," futhi izihlobo zizokuqagela ngesikhathi futhi zikunikeze ntambama ntambama. Ubukeka - futhi ingane isivele ikhulile futhi idla ngokwayo ekuseni futhi iyajabulisa.
Inkululeko yokuhlakulela!
Bayakhuluma: Uzokhuluma ngedwa pokebones
Ucabanga kanjalo: Yini impi? Mina, mhlawumbe kungeyona inkosazana, kepha ngandlela thile kungukuhleleka ngaphandle kwezingxoxo zonke impilo yami eyazi.
Empeleni. Ezinganeni ezincane kunzima ukuqonda ukuthi kwenzekani kubo. Ngakho-ke ukufundwa okusondelene kobungane obukhona, akukho ihlaya, ingxenye ebalulekile yempilo yabazali. Futhi uma uthola umzali we-Horsepha "Hodovysik-Tugosry", kwaleso amahlaya ekhelini lakho awufuni nje ukukhuluma nge-poop, kepha ukuphonsa i-diaper ye-parter ku-joker eyodwa nesigamuli.
Ngokolunye uhlangothi. Kunengqondo ukuthi ukhulume ngalokhu okuhle kuphela ngochwepheshe: odokotela, abanye omama, izihlobo ezanele ezinesipiliyoni esifanele. Futhi okhuphuka esithangamini sakho esinama-themetic futhi wesabisa uJorgon ochwepheshe, ongivumele ngiye emathangini futhi kukhombisa ukuthi ungabhala kanjani ngesiRussia kahle. Futhi sizobona.
Besifuna i-pati
Bayakhuluma : Yebo, konke. Ukuphela kwempilo yakho yezenhlalo
Ucabanga kanjalo : Nansi enye!
Empeleni. Hhayi-ke, ube nokuphila kwezenhlalo ngesikhathi sokuhlolwa? Futhi ngesikhathi sokukhuthala emsebenzini? Nengane ngokufanayo. Futhi uma uthola amaphuzu ekuhlolweni, izembatho zempi noma ingane ngenxa yobumnandi - umphumela ngeke uhluka kakhulu kuzo zonke izinketho, futhi kukhetho nengane - hhayi kakhulu.
Ngokolunye uhlangothi. Ingane yindoda, futhi nabantu, ngandlela thile, kulula ukwedlula ngezinto nezinto. Ake sithi ukuhlolwa akuhlali nawe nabangane bakho emndenini Cafe, ngoba kunegumbi elipholile elinamagumbi omnumzane noma ukusikwa kwezithelo. Futhi ingane ijabule kakhulu. Umbiko awunamsebenzi ukuthatha nawe olwandle, futhi ingane isemgwaqweni kuphela. Ngokuvamile, unengcindezi phambili, kepha ukucindezela kuyashintshashintsha futhi akuphelele (sifuna ukubukeka ukuthi abakucabangi ngegama elithi "ithebhulethi").
Kungcono ngasikhathi sinye
Bayakhuluma: Uzoshintsha ube yi-monster embi engu-65-kilogram ngezimpande zokuvuselela
Ucabanga kanjalo : Angikaze! (Futhi uma wena nowesifazane womzimba ojwayelekile, ke "kungani ngicima lokho"?)
Empeleni. Ezinye izinguquko azinakugwenywa. Amathuba okuzwa ngemuva kokubeletha kwengane akhokhelwe ngenkuthalo enkineni inkulu ngokwanele. Ukwelula akunandaba ukuthi babhala kwi-Intanethi mayelana nokhilimu. Ingane ayinandaba, unesikhathi sokuya ku-hair Devicer. Ukungashaqeki nokuhlelwa kokuqala kokudla okubizwa ngokuthi "Okuhlale epanini lokuthosa futhi akufanga ingane" ihlekisa ngekhanda lakho langaphambili.
Ngokolunye uhlangothi . Kukhona izinguquko ezingaphenduki, futhi ngenxa yazo akunangqondo ngoba wonke umuntu uyalingana, futhi labo ababelethe futhi bakhonkotha bathambekele endaweni eyodwa emnyama. Futhi kukhona okwesikhashana futhi okuguqukayo. Uma umgxeki wangaphakathi uzogcwalisa futhi aqale ukukuphoqa ngokulandelayo, mtshele okulandelayo: "Ngizolala kusasa noma ngemuva kusasa ngiye echibini, futhi uzohlala ububi obubi ekhanda lami, futhi uzohlala ububi obubi ekhanda lami, uChao Cocoa. "
Linda, umusi we-locomotive!
Bayakhuluma: I-Goodbye, umsebenzi kanye nentuthuko. Owesifazane kufanele ahlale ekhaya.
Ucabanga kanjalo : Ngizosebenza kuze kube kokugcina, bese ngilulama ngokushesha!
Empeleni. Umama ucabanga ukuthi, ingane inazo nezihlobo, njengomthetho, ayinikeli. Ngasikhathi esithile, ungabonakala sengathi ubheka ngempela le zwe elikhanyayo, izwe elikude labantu abavela phansi kobumnyama futhi kungukuphakade.
Ngokolunye uhlangothi . Lokhu kungokwesikhashana.
Uma ubeletha kusenesikhathi, khona-ke uthola up bese ubalekela wonke umuntu ocabanga ukuthi kuyadingeka ukubamba, futhi inqobo nje lapho bona uqobo bayozala, uzoqiniseka ukuthi uyawahambisa izeluleko ngokuphakama okungafinyeleleki. Uma ubeletha kamuva - ngaphambi kwengqondo uzoba nesipiliyoni, oxhumana nabo kanye nokuxhumana, ngakho-ke akudingeki ngizisole noma yimuphi umbono, futhi kuzoba lula ukubuyela kwithrekhi yokusebenza. Futhi uma uhamba ngendlela yemindeni eminingi, uyoba yi-juggler yezindaba zakho. Futhi uma ufuna, khona-ke endaweni ethile phakathi kwecala izokwenza enye iphrojekthi - okunye, ngaphezu kwengane. Ngoba, kahle, yini inkinga manje. Okungenani thina, ku-pics.ru, kholwa kuwe.
Ngaphandle kokwesaba.