Futhi nakhu, mngani othandekayo, oneminyaka engamashumi amane. Unomsebenzi omuhle, uluchwepheshe olubucayi, ozakwabo bayahlonishwa futhi banomona kancane. Unomfazi, muhle ngisho, yize kungenjalo ekuseni ngoMgqibelo, lapho uqhakaza endlini ezungeze izindlu ezeluliwe nakuBigudah odumile. Kepha ngeSonto Brunch nabangane kanye namakhosikazi abo, ugqoke amabhulukwe aqinile noma ingubo ehlanganisiwe. Akukona nje ukuthi ugqoke up, futhi hhayi ngisho nakubangane, kodwa kubafazi bawo (ngokusemthethweni kubizwa ngokuthi "wena, yisikhathi sokujwayela). Unengane, futhi mhlawumbe ayikho. Kepha uchitha isikhathi sakhe samahhala ku-Intectics nakumageyimu aku-inthanethi, nokuthi engqondweni yakhe awusoze waqonda, sekwephuzile. Futhi izinwele zakho azivamile futhi zithunga, isisu siyakhula. Yebo, noNkulunkulu kanye naye ngesisu, ekugcineni, ukuthi kunamafulegi, futhi manje wena esikhundleni samamodeli angama-501 kufanele ushaye phansi imbongolo yakho, uma kungenjalo ngeke uhlale esihlalweni.
Kusihlwa, awunalo yini ukulala, ngoba kufanele uqhamuke nendlela yokuwelula kuze kube yilapho umholo olandelayo, unaka imali mboleko yemoto, inkokhelo yamazinyo, ukulungiswa kwama-ruble amazinyo nama-denim ama-rubles ama-ruble, okuphuthumayo wayedinga umkakhe. Ekuseni uvula amehlo akho ngeziqalekiso bese uhudula emsebenzini. Eholidini, uya ehhotela "konke okubandakanya" futhi ungabambi noma imiphi imizuzu lapho. Ugcine nini ukuya ocansini, mngani wami? Uthathe isikhathi esingakanani?
Futhi kungazelelwe uqonde ukuthi awushiywa kangako. Phambili kungukungabikho, isifo, umfazi osemdala omubi ongaphansi kwemigwaqo, futhi lapho uyabheka - kanye nokumamatheka kwe-bony kumomotheka wakhe. Abesifazane kanye nezengqondo ngezengqondo babiza lo mzuzu "ubunzima obuphakathi nendawo." Eqinisweni, labo kanye nabanye banamahloni angenamahloni. Inkinga yilokho okudlula. Njengamapuleti weminyaka emithathu: Lapha ushesha uye phansi, uyanqikaza ngezibambo kanye nemilenze, asuse ama-hysterics bese - boom - futhi konke kuphelile - umfana udla isobho. Noma inhlekelele yentsha: Le nsizwa izama ukuba yi-goth noma isikhumba, icabanga ngokuzibulala, ukumemeza kuMama - kepha usevele ekhuthaleni ngenkuthalo, efunda umphathi noma umnikazi wemenenja noma i-plop noma i-proplomat.
Hhayi. Lokhu akunjalo. Wena hysteri futhi ushayele impilo yakho ukuthi ishiye ngoba "yisikhathi esinjalo" futhi "konke kuzodlula." Impilo yakho nje i-shit ngempela, futhi kuyadingeka ukushintsha okuthile ngokuphuthumayo.
Gxuma
Ngokumangazayo, abantu abakulesi simo baya esitolo bathenge isithuthuthu. Ngoba ithoyizi elipholile, elisheshayo, elihle nelimangalisayo. Iningi labathengi abanjalo bese liyishiya liye othulini egalaji noma lithengise. Kuphazamisekile, futhi kuyesabisa, futhi udinga ukufunda isikhathi eside ukuthola lo mzwelo - umoya ebusweni, isivinini sobuhlanya, ukulayishwa ngokweqile kanye nokugoqa. Okufanayo nohambo lomhlaba - kufanele ulungiselele isikhathi eside, hlela, funa imali ...Okokuqala ungamane ungene nge-parachute. Ishibhile - ama-bucks amakhulu, futhi ngokushesha - konke cishe usuku lonke. Ekuseni suku, woza, wagxuma, bese udakwa ngesabekayo. Kuyesabeka okungenangqondo, kepha ngenxa yalokho uzoba musha. Okulandelayo, sekuvele kudingekile ukubuka: Uma uthanda i-adrenaline parish, kuzodingeka noma uthenge ngempela isithuthuthu, noma i-wheelbarrow esheshayo, kahle, noma wenze eminye imidlalo eyinkimbinkimbi futhi ebizayo. Ngoba ungakwazi ukukukhokhela wena futhi kuyiqiniso kuwe: Igazi kufanele libiliswe, ingane yangaphakathi kufanele ithululwe futhi yelulwe, kepha ukuchitha ngempelasonto entweni ye-TV - into yokugcina.
Yenza ucansi
Ngokweqiniso, ngokweqiniso, akusikho isikhathi esiningi kakhulu sokuziphika ngokwakho kulokhu manje. Ithebhulethi eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, vele, yandisa iminyaka yokwakhiwa, kepha ayiphathi noma ukunganaki noma ukucindezela. Inkinga ukuthi inkinga eneminyaka ephakathi cishe icishe ihlale ihlangana nesikhathi lapho umkakhe eyeka ubulala nokulala nomyeni wakhe.
Futhi asikwazi lutho. Dinga ubulili obunamandla, obunamandla. Futhi nazi izindlela. Ungakwazi nomkami. Okuzofanela ukunqoba kabusha. Well, wehlisa. Ngokweqiniso, lokhu kungenzeka, ngaphandle kwalokho, kungenzeka, uzokuthanda, uma engamiswa kakhulu ngesikhathi sokuphila kwakhe. Awukwazi nomkami. Ekugcineni, inani lezocansi lowesifazane lingaphezulu kwamashumi amabili nalokhu kuphela eminyakeni edlule liwa, futhi labesilisa, ikakhulukazi emibanweni yenhlekelele eneminyaka ephakathi nendawo, ikhula kuphela. Eminyakeni engamashumi amabili, lapho singenayo imali, asikho isikhundla emphakathini, noma umuzwa wokuhlekisa, akukho okuhlangenwe nakho, noma isithuthuthu. Kumashumi amane nesimo, nomphakathi wenze konke ukuze silale namashumi amabili.
Shiya
Into esemqoka akuwona ukudida ezokuvakasha ngokufuduka. Kukhona, noma kunjalo, amacala ahlekisayo. Ingulube yenhlekelele eneminyaka engamashumi amane ubudala ingaba nobuhle obuneminyaka engamashumi amabili nanhlanu nowesifazane oneminyaka engamashumi amane nezingane ezindala. Kwenzeka ukuthi cishe umuntu ophumelele oneminyaka engamashumi amahlanu ashiya umkakhe, owayephila iminyaka eyishumi nanhlanu - ePeeverper. Lapha igama elingukhiye elithi "amaqabunga". Uma umshado uba mahango, uma izwe licindezelwe futhi lingavumeli ukuphefumula uma kufanele acele ukuya ocansini, futhi umfazi ucabanga ngokulungiswa okuzayo - gijimani, ngaphandle kokucabanga. Futhi ngenxa yezingane noma ngenxa yempahla ebanjiswayo, noma ngenxa yokuthi umlotha wabazali bakhe bezentengiselwano akufanele baphange leli bhokisi kusuka ngaphakathi.Ukusebenza
Ngokunokwenzeka, ngalesi sikhathi emsebenzini usegula kancane. Kepha kunezinketho ezimbili. Noma ngabe lo msebenzi ukukunikeza ithuba lokugqoka kahle, uhambe kakhulu, ukuqukatha umndeni, uhambisane eceleni futhi ngokuvamile ukuze ube nguDon Drier, bese ungumdlandla owengeziwe, ngentshiseko eyengeziwe. Khulisa ukusebenza kahle, wenqabe ukusebenza ngezimpelasonto, izinketho zesidingo futhi wabelane ngebhizinisi, uya kubancintisana, vula isitolo sakho. Kunamandla, kumnandi ngokwengeziwe, ngeke ube nolaka ngokwengeziwe, manje sekuyisikhathi. Noma udonsa emholweni uye emholweni, ugcine futhi uphuze i-whisky chefe. Bese uVali nje - shintsha umsebenzi, ushintshe imboni. Ekugcineni, kungenzeka ukuthi kube nezizathu zenhloso ngakho. Phambilini, ngokwesibonelo, kwakukhona ama-carpillars namakhabethe, bakuphi manje? Abanye ubuchwepheshe bamane bafe. Yiba ngukaputeni we-yacht, noma umpheki wemfashini, noma i-walder. Thatha umsebenzi wezandla. Yenza ibhizinisi lokuzilibazisa. Leli yithuba lokugcina lokushintsha impilo kakhulu futhi likujabulele.
Thokozela
Eqinisweni, ubunzima udoti. Usezingeni eliphezulu manje. Okunye okuhlangenwe nakho okwengeziwe, ingqondo eyengeziwe, ngeke ube nemali eningi nokuphila okwengeziwe. Ifomu lomzimba kulula ukuligcina kunangaphambili - awukwazi ngisho nokuthenga okubhaliselwe kwi-Sports Club, bese uqala nje, ekugcineni, ubhidliza nsuku zonke. Akukho ukuphela okufile nokuphelelwa yithemba. Kungenzeka ukudla okumnandi, kuhle ukugqoka, kanzima ukulala, kaningi futhi ngentokozo ukuyela ocansini futhi ungakunaki ama-idiots. Kanye ne-idiot. Uma umuntu efuna ukuyibiza ngokuthi "inhlekelele" futhi acabange ukuthi "kuzodlula kungekudala" - makube yinkinga yabo, hhayi okwakho.