Asinabo bonke onogada ababi abanomuntu. Sonke sisemakati abesifazane amhlophe futhi afleffy. Manje sizofakazela ukuthi konke okupholile kwenzeka emhlabeni kubonga amadoda. Okungukuthi, amandla abo okuthuthukisa imisebenzi enobudlova emkhakheni wembono!
Kodwa-ke, kuyisiwula nje ukwazisa: "Ubuvila - injini yentuthuko" iyindlela evilaphayo nje, ukukhethwa kokufanele kakhulu, okusobala nokungaqondile ukuqondisa phezulu. Lokhu akuyona indlela yabesifazane! Indlela yabesifazane - ukufika emsindweni owodwa, khuluma kahle ngakho bese ubeka izimpikiswano eziyishumi ezingenakuqhathaniswa ngokuphelele! ;)
1. Kungani owesifazane engumhambi ekhaya? Indoda iyakuyakha! Nawa amanye amagama egolide asebekhulile: "Akunakwenzeka ukusho ukuthi abesifazane bakwazi kangcono ukwenza imisebenzi yasekhaya: ukuhlanza nokupheka. Amadoda alungile kakhulu ekugwemeni. " Yini Classic? Ungasho, iGoogle. Kepha ifomula imane nje isuka esigabeni "akukho okuzomboza." Ngakho-ke, ngenxa ye-sloth in slipper, owesifazane uthola amakhono amahle esigidi, afana: ukuhlukanisa ipani lokuthosa eligaya ngengwenya ngasikhathi sinye, ngenkathi elungiselela ingwenya esoso lakhe elibucayi, kuyilapho ekhombisa kahle indodakazi ka Ikhathuni "intandokazi, ngizokunikeza inkanyezi." Cha, akekho ophamba kokusetshenziswa okuhlosiwe kwe-pan yokuthosa.
2. Indoda isindisa imali yethu kakhulu. Ikakhulukazi ukulungisa. Bangaki ezweni elilodwa ezweni lethu abasindiswe ngokungabaza kowesilisa abangenasisekelo ukuwela isithombe sangemuva futhi bashintshe amawindi - Uma ubala ngokweze ngengqondo engeza zonke lezi zinombolo zezinkanyezi ... Ngingandiza yonke lezwe elingasenazo, ungandiza eMars ukuze Lawa mathuluzi. Kodwa-ke, ngokubonga, ungagijima lapho ngabonga kubo bonke abacebile abangazithobekekile. Noma kunjalo, ungagcina entweni "emuva". Siqeqeshiwe kakhulu.
3. Umuntu ushaya izingubo zefenisha. Futhi ihlukanisa ukwakheka kwangaphakathi. Into esemqoka ukungaboni amasokisi namathayi, ama-t-shirts nama-turtlenecks njengento esetshenziselwa i-barno-yasekhaya. Babheke ngamehlo womculi. Lokhu okungenani ukudonsa. Hlaziya okungenani ukuthi lokhu kuyibala elinemibala emihle yenkomo eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka esibangelweni esimhlophe somnyango. Noma lokhu kuthungwa okunesibindi komswakama phansi. Ngokuvamile, bheka ibanzi: Unokufaka esikhundleni sokufaka esikhundleni, iSovogis eqinile, e-angle ngayinye, ulinde indawo yezobuciko. Ekhishini, ngendlela, futhi ukulinda ... Ubuciko be-ART. Ikhwalithi ukubona nokubuka.
4. Umuntu ushiya ukudla epanini. Nakhu okuncane, i-Droplet, emboza phansi phansi. Noma ukufutheka okunesizungu ekhoneni. Futhi konke lokhu kuningi kuniselwa ngokuqinile phakathi kwesiqandisi. Uzibone kuphi izitsha ezingagezwanga? Lokhu ukudla, umkhiqizo, ukudla, insiza! Ukuthi kungokwezwe ukuthi indoda ithuthuka ngale ndlela, ngakho-ke ngokushesha, ngempukane futhi awukwazi ukusho. Isibalo sakho? Ngakho-ke kubonakala kungekho, ngokungabonakali. Ikhwalithi yezitsha nayo ayithuthuki kakhulu ... Hhawu! Ama-microorganisms. Lowo ongabonga umuntu owesilisa ngamathuba anikeziwe. Mayelana namakati, afana, zonke izigxobo zikwazi - zinhle. Futhi lapha, zama ukunakekela labo abangabonakali ngamehlo ahlomile! Yinto leyo. Futhi ama-microorganisms nawo ayadingeka ekuvumelaneni kwemvelo nasekuziphendukeleni okujwayelekile. Mhlawumbe othile uzothuthukisa othuthukayo. Isibonelo, amadoda anamakhono okugeza i-saucepan.
5. Indoda ayibekezeleli udoti. Mmm ... Ngakho-ke, mayelana nama-microorganisms asevele, unchutudo. "Unkosikazi, kahle, woza nokuthile, uhlakaniphe kakhulu! .." Hhawu! Wasungulwa! Udoti yindlela enhle kakhulu yokuzivikela. Abaphangi ababi bayakuqhekeza - futhi bobabili ubabhoboza ngamaphakeji angabekezeleleki nge-herring ehlanza - kuyadingeka ezimbonini ngendlela engaphephile. Ngakho-ke, owesilisa uyasivikela ngaphandle kokusebenzisa noma yimuphi umzamo - ngaphandle kwemizamo yokungezwa isicelo esimnene: "Ibhakede - oh!"
6. Indoda isiza ukunciphisa inani lezingozi. Ngoba ngenxa yakhe kufanele ugqoke obomvu. Okungenani ekuqondeni ukuze ukwenzele ukubheka kubo bonke abanye. Ngoba uma ugqoka i-beige noma i-turquoise - ngeke ngempela akwazi ukukuchaza esitatimendeni emaphoyiseni uma kungazelelwe ulahlekelwe. Ngandlela thile wazy ukuhlukanisa, lezi zine-turquoise. Yebo, nakulezi zikebhe ezibomvu uzobona ekuchayweni. Abashayeli bahlehliswa. Kubukeka sengathi ucabanga ukuthi ungosuku.
7. Indoda yandisa ulwazi lwethu lwe-entropy. Ngakho-ke ucabangani ngokusobala ukuthi yiliphi i-entropy? Ingabe kukuhle ngokwanele kokuhlakazwa kanye nokuqala kwesibili kwe-thermodynamics? Kepha lonke ulwazi lutholwe kangcono nge-Empiric nokwenza. Okusho ukuthi: Bukela ngokuziphatha kwesonto elihle - futhi awukwazi ukuvikela kuphela isihloko mayelana nokudla okuphezulu, kepha futhi ukudala inoveli-epic ngaye, kanye ne-ballet libretto ngasikhathi sinye.
8. Futhi le ndoda yakha imboni ye-Liquor-Vodka ngokwesaba kwakhe izazi zokusebenza kwengqondo. Futhi ngakho-ke qhathanisa izindleko zenkambo ye-psychotherapy kanye nezindleko ze-antidepresscess ezinhlanu ezingezona ezicindezelwe! Futhi imboni ye-Liquor-Vodka akuyona ushizi wezitha ngezindwangu. Futhi akukho Charlatans enezici. Kungokomdabu, vala, ngokwesiko okujulile. Ukwelashwa, kufanele uvume, hhayi ngaphandle kwezinhlangothi. Yebo, kusekhona inketho-ukukhanya kukhona ithangi. Othile futhi uyakwenza, nabo abafuni ukuhlala ngaphandle komsebenzi.
9. Ngendlela etholakele. Indoda inikeza ithuba elihle kakhulu lokuthola umsebenzi ongabandakanyeka ekunciphiseni. Okungukuthi, ukubhala amavolumu nokwenza izitimela ngesihloko esithi "Indlela eyi-1001 yokunqoba ubuvila bamadoda." Noma amabhukwana amancane afana nokuthi "Ungenza kanjani umyeni ukuze asuse ifulethi." Futhi akukho lutho olunazo zonke izindlela ezithandekayo, empeleni, zehlela enkingeni ekhona "indlela yokufundisa ihhashi ukundiza." Kuleyo nto, ukuthi umsebenzi ongemisebenzi oyisisekelo ungahlolwa okungenamkhawulo!
10. Indoda evilaphayo ifaka umfazi. Kukho konke, kepha ikakhulukazi ekusesheni. Isibonelo, ukusesha indoda entsha, sesha ikati, useshe. Futhi konke lokhu afuna ngokuvamile ngemuva kokutshala izinkulungwane ezingamashumi amane zama-pink bush, afinyelela ukuphelela futhi akwazi ukwenza konke - ukusuka eCrocodile ethosiwe ngaphambi kokwakhiwa kwendlu enezitezi ezimbili ...
Futhi lapha, yena, eyodwa ekhululekile epanini, abhale nge-distert mayelana ne-entropy, kanti elinye incwadi ephathelene nobuvila besilisa, ngokuzumayo aqonde iZen kuyo yonke ububanzi bakhe. Yini ukotini wesundu eyodwa? Yebo, nangu iqiniso, ehleli kusofa wakho! Nezindlebe zomakheshini. Futhi akunakwenzeka nje ukwenza noma yini ngayo. Yini ongayenza ngokotini wesundu esisodwa? Zindla kuphela ngakho. Kuyinto efiselekayo ekuphakameni kwanoma iyiphi i-vertex ye-Himalayan. Ngesikhathi sokuqonda kwaleli qiniso, lona wesifazane uqhubekela phambili ekuthuthukisweni kwezinga elilandelayo.
Ngakho-ke, ukutadisha kwethu kufakazela ukuthi owesilisa uyindlela yokuziphendukela kwemvelo enomthelela ekuzuzeni ukukhanyiselwa okuphelele. Futhi ubani owayevila ngokungafanele - uxolo, ngiyaxolisa: mhlawumbe, uKarma usamele asebenze!