Ukuhlakanipha kwabantu kwesihlahla se-apula kanye ne-apula eliwayo liyaliliqiniso njengoba ingane ikhula. Ikakhulu, uma uletha ingane ngokusho kwe- "EH, ngiseminyakeni yakho ...".
Futhi ingane entsha entsha iqondiswa yizinto eziphakeme, kunokuba udlale udlame lomndeni, oluvezwe ngesimo semfundo. Ikakhulu, izinkanyezi.
Upspicorn
I-Capricorn - umlobi omncane onobuqili. Iyakwazi ukuletha umama ku-tsugunder, eqhuba ukubhonga okuvuthayo ebusuku futhi kumomotheke ngamakhaza ngomfazi olele ovusanayo lapho ehla, izingono zempi. Njengo - sawubona, mama, muhle kakhulu, cha, angimanzi futhi angilambile, bengifuna ukukubona nje. Ngasikhathi sinye, emehlweni engane yamasonto amabili, kubhekisisa kahle ukuhlakanipha kwamakhulu eminyaka kanye nesipiliyoni sempilo edlule, lapho, kusobala, kwakungummeleli waleso sikhathi ebusuku nabo Ukukhala okumbi kakhulu: "Khombisa!". Ukuhlakanipha kwamakhulu eminyaka kufanele kube ngokungaphelina ne-capricorn encane njengoba ikhula, ngakho-ke nontanga, kuyamangaza - uCapricorn ngokuvamile unesithukuthezi sokukhuluma naye, njengokuthi omncane. Lapho uzama ukulala ne-capricorn, uzothola ukubukeka okuzithathile futhi ukhathele kancane, uthi: "Nkosi, dude, ucabanga nje ukuthi ubheka ini?"
I-Aquarius
U-Aquarius uzalwa enomthwalo wolwazi, onamathele ezingeni: "Nkulunkulu." Ngasikhathi sinye, i-Aquarius encane inhlonipho yolwazi kuphela etholakele ngokuqinile. Uma uthi: "Ilanga, awudingi ukuthola izinzipho odongeni lwesipikili - isipikili ngeke siphuke, bese kuphuka ithebhulethi," ingane izokwenza umbono wokuthi lo mcimbi kungenzeka ngempela. Kepha noma kunjalo udinga ukuzihlola. Futhi awusoze waqagela ukuthi yini ehlola i-aquarius encane ngomzuzwana othize, ngoba ukuqonda kwakhe kuya endaweni enemibandela akunakwenzeka ukubala kusengaphambili. Ngakho-ke uma indlu ithula ngokusobala, kepha wazi kahle ukuthi kukhona ingane yengane ngenani okungenani elilodwa - nakanjani udinga ukukhathazeka. Kungenzeka ukuthi manje ukhiphe i-uranium egumbini lokugezela.
Bhibhiya
Ingane, izalwe ngaphansi kwesibonakaliso senhlanzi, bahlala enganekwaneni eya emdala ejulile. Futhi ukuhlala eqinisweni elimnandi elenziwe yizinhlanzi, qiniseka kubo bonke abaseduze kokudumaza okuncane. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, muhle kakhulu, futhi, ngomunye, uyingozi. Uma umama ekhathele futhi engafuni ukuba inganekwane, ingayiguqula ibe yi-toad. Ukuze uvikeleke kakhulu, udinga ukungafanele imishini yasehhovisi yakamuva - ama-albhamu namamaki adala izimangaliso zangempela zesithonjana bese uqondisa imicabango yengane esemgwaqweni oholayo. Kudingeka uqonde ukuthi inhlanzi ayivila, yize imvamisa ibukeka ihlukile. Uma ingane ihleli ngokucabangayo enkabeni yegumbi ibukeka njengesitolo sethoyizi, ngemuva kokuqhuma kwe-themonuclear, akusho ukuthi uvila kakhulu ukuba ahlanzeke. Lokhu kusho ukuthi wadonsa ngengqondo i-pentagram phansi futhi abiza isikhwama somlingo se-daemon esingaqoqa amathoyizi kuphela.
Ama-aries
Umthetho oyinhloko wabazali bama-Aries: amakhabethe adinga ukukhiywa aze aqale. Ngewundlu elihle ngaphansi kwama-diapers, umbonisi oyisifaniso, futhi enhliziyweni isidingo esingavikelekile sokulawula. Kufanele azi ukuthi amanga kuphi, kungani kulele lapho nokuthi kuzokwenzekani uma lilele kwenye indawo. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ama-aries amancane ngokwawo anquma - ukuthi ithoyizi, nokuthi yini uhlobo oluthile lwemfucumfucu. Udinga ukulungiswa ngeqiniso lokuthi i-Lego ebizayo ngeke inganakwa, futhi ithoyizi elithandekayo lizoba, ngokwesibonelo, i-blender. Ngeke ukwazi ukukhetha owokugcina - ungazami ngisho, kufanele ulinde kuze kube yilapho ingane iphola. Futhi iphuzu lapha alikho ku-whims, kodwa ngomqondo ofanayo. Yebo, i-blender empeleni ingumqambi wamaShayina.
Isitho
Elinye lamakhono anempilo kakhulu weTaurus amandla okuya emgomweni wakho nge-Galling, naphezu kwezimo kanye nokulimala okuhambisana nawo. Kuyasiza kakhulu eTaurus endala, kepha kuzoba yimbi kubazali abancane. Ngoba, ake sithi, iTaurus encane yanquma ukuthi ngeke esaya engadini. Futhi yilokho. Imibuthano eyisikhombisa yesihogo yabazali abaphelelwe yithemba izoqala ukubukeka njengendawo yaseDominican ebekiwe. Ukufumbathisa, ukuthopha, ukudlala ngothando, izipho, ukukhala kanye nebhande lizovuswa ukuze lishaye kanye nge-Gloomy Nipaida. Elinye ikhono eliwusizo kakhulu le-taurus - isidingo sokwenza konke okuphelele, izinketho zokucabanga nezindlela zokungcola, futhi kuletha abazali be-kondrashka abalwa namakhanda ngesibuko esisehholo, Ekugcineni. " Kepha konke akukwethusa kangako - i-grudge taurus nakanjani izoba, okungenani, yiNhloko yoMnyango Wezimboni Zomnyango futhi ithumele abazali emanzi, ukwelapha kuma-bhered of asopted nerve fibers.
Amawele
Thenga amaloli encyclopedia. Lapho nje amawele amancane efunda ukufunda, kuzoqala amathani ukudonsa i-encyclopedia, futhi ngeke kube namahloni ngeqiniso lokuthi uhhafu wombhalo uzoba sesiLatini. Inkinga ukuthi amawele awazi ukuthi afundeka kanjani kusukela azalwa, ngakho-ke udinga ukulungiselela izinkulungwane eziyikhulu "Kungani?" ngomzuzu. Lesi simo sisiza iqiniso lokuthi izimpendulo ezingamawele azihehe kakhulu, kuyajabulisa kakhulu ukubuza imibuzo. Kepha kuzofanele uqale uphendule ngamunye wabo. Ngaphezu kwemibuzo, amawele athanda izindaba ezimbi kakhulu, ezingazivimbi ukuthi zingesaba amaphupho amabi aphefumulelwe lezi zinganekwane. Ngakho-ke ulungele iqiniso lokuthi ingane yokuqala ngaphambi kokulala, imininingwane egcwele yokufunwa kogogo we-wolf we-cap ebomvu, bese ifika embhedeni wakho oshadile ngesidingo esinqunyelwe esigangeni esimpunga kuze kuse.
Umdlavuza
Abazali ababi banconyelwa ngokwezigaba ukuthi amakhansela angawabele. Ngoba iningi lomdlavuza omncane libukeka njenge-DVR - uzokhumbula yonke into. Ngokuvamile, konke. Naphezu kokunaka okunjalo empilweni yangempela (futhi kunalokho, ngisho nangokubonga lokhu ukunakwa), umdlavuza omncane, njengomthetho, uqhamuka neqiniso elifanele futhi uhlala kuphela kulo. Abangani abacabangayo bathembeke kakhulu kuneziphukuphuku ezifundwayo, futhi imithetho ye-physics ezweni lezimanga likuvumela ukuba undize. Ukukhetha kusobala impela. Abazali abanakayo basheshe bashaye i-alamu futhi baleng kumasayithi ezengqondo zezingane, futhi abanganakwa ngeke babone lutho. Umdlavuza omncane - umdlandla kanye ne-chameleon. Uzokutshela kuphela lokho ofuna ukukuzwa kuye. Futhi ngenkathi ucabanga ukuthi wabeletha ingelosi enyameni, useqoqe inkanyezi yokufa kanye nesonto njengeplanethi ye-taton.
Ibhubesi
Ibhubesi elincane kungenzeka lingawazi amagama athi "Feng Shui", kepha liyazi kahle ukuthi izinto kufanele zibekwe kanjani endaweni yonke, okungukuthi: Kulesi sikhungo: kanye nokuphumula - spin kanye ne-radius encane futhi kwenze konke njengoba ngifuna. Kodwa-ke, ibhubesi elidala liziphatha ngendlela efanayo, kanjalo nengane yabantu abadala, abazali abakhanyi. Kepha eLviv kusukela ekuzalweni, umuzwa wokuhlaselwa imihlambi uphumile, lapho ibhubesi lizonakekela ngalo ukuthi lizokufanelekela lokho. Ngakho-ke lungiselela ukuthola ingane emaphaketheni akho, wehlise ama-lollipops, isihlabathi esithe xaxa esivela enkundleni yokudlala engomakhelwane. Ingane yaphathwa, kepha waletha umama wakhe. Ayikho indlela yokuphuma - kuzofanele uyidle ngaphansi kokulungiswa kokunaka futhi ufenipha umbono wendlalifa.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
Mncane omuntu ongaziwa kakhulu. Uyalalela futhi angezingxabano. Njengegama elingelona iqiniso, ngokweqiniso. Imvamisa ibeka abazali ukuba bathulule ngoba ihlala ivela ilungile. "Akukuhle, Mncane!", Abazali bacabanga, futhi ngeke sibalahle. Into ekahle igcoba uthando olunentshisekelo lwengane ukudweba umdwebo ekhasini langemuva, kepha lokhu kwenezela kuphela ubukhulu. I-Virgin Ekahle Kancane ikhetha chess futhi ngokushesha iqala ukushaya umkhulu, futhi umkhulu, isesigaba sokuqala. "Akuthembekile!", "Umkhulu uyakhala, futhi ngeke sikulahle nayo." Kepha intombi yethemba kakhulu futhi yabona kabi ukuthopha. Ngakho-ke, abazali banethuba elihlukile lokudumisa ingane ngaphandle kwekhefu futhi ngaphandle kokubeka engcupheni yokuthi ingane izokwehluleka ukuzithemba kwakhe.
Isobho
Emikhuba yokuhamba ngezinyawo kunokwamukelwa okuhle lapho abazali benikeza ingane ukuzixazulula. Isibonelo, "Ungacwilisa u-ayisikhilimu we-ayisikhilimu, kepha bese kuba nengozi yokuthi uzoba nomphimbo, bese awukwazi ukuya e-zoo kusasa. Futhi awukwazi ukuzibeka engcupheni futhi uhambe kusasa e-zoo kuqinisekisiwe. Zikhethele. " QAPHELA! Le ndlela ayisebenzi ngezinsimbi ezincane! Akathandi ukukhetha, Akakwazi - ngemuva kwakho konke, konke kumnandi kakhulu. Yebo, usizi lwangempela luzoba yindaba yengane esitolo ukuze yena azikhethile. Futhi enganeni, ngasikhathi sinye, cishe, cishe izinkulungwane ezingamashumi amabili zendalo zingena ekhanda, lapho ithoyizi lingaba yinhle, futhi okufanayo - kungani kungelona ithoyizi. Musa ukuhlukumeza ingane, umthenge okuthile okungeyona enye. Ngoba azikho ezinye izinkinga ezinyangeni ezincane: ziyahlekisa, zifuna ukwazi futhi azithandi ukukhiqiza umsindo owengeziwe obangela ukuthi amazinyo anomona awele kwabanye omama ezigabeni.
Scorpio
Khumbula ifilimu "inhliziyo enesibindi"? Le filimu ibonakala imele ukumelana neScotland. Kepha eqinisweni, le yifilimu ephathelene ne-Kid-Scorpion. Ulwa nohlelo kusukela azalwa. Yena uqobo unquma ukuthi uzolala nini, yini ezodla nokuthi iyiphi ugogo azoya kuyo namuhla. Yonke imizamo yokubhikisha futhi yenze ingane njengoba yayidinga kubazali, ikhubeke ngenkemba yesandla esilinganiselwe esilinganiselwe kanye nokukhala okungahambi kahle: "Pre-E-eye-o-o-m!". Izinkanyezi ngokwezifiso zinikeza izingane ezizalwa ngaphansi kophawu lweScorpio, inani elikhulu kakhulu lama-buns amnandi, kepha umbono wabazali awunakwa ngokuphelele. Ngakho-ke, abazali bahlale bathobekile nje, basize futhi baziqhenye ngayo. Yini, ngendlela, inketho enhle kakhulu yabazali, eqondwa yiZen (futhi akukho okunye, ngaphandle kokuqonda iZen, abazali be-scorpion bahlala).
Sagittarius
Siyethemba awunawo owala umzimba ezilwaneni. Ngoba yonke imithungo engenamakhaya yale ndawo, cabanga, vele ihlala ephaseji lakho. Isiliva esincane sinenhliziyo enkulu edinga ukuthi wonke umuntu aqabule futhi azisole. Kepha angizisoli ngokungenisa izinyembezi, kepha ikakhulukazi - ukuze nginciphise ukuguqukela ekusindisweni. Ngakho-ke ukubhuka okugcina kusengaphambili - ngenkathi ingane ingahambeli, khona-ke kuzobe sekwephuze kakhulu. Umugqa wesibili wokubulala weSagittarius ungumbulali, uyaxolisa nge-tautology, ukwethembeka. ISagittarius okokuqala ikhuluma iqiniso, bese-ke ucabanga ukuthi leli qiniso lizobonisa kanjani abanye. Ngakho-ke, abangane eLittle Sagittarius kungenzeka bangabi kangako. Kepha okubi kakhulu akusho nalokhu, kepha iqiniso lokuthi iSagittarius lidinga isimo sengqondo esifanayo ngokuqondene naye - uma uthi: "Siya epaki lamanzi", bese ingane izozithola isemtholampilo kudokotela wamazinyo, Lungela ukuphindisela okubi kakhulu ngesimo sephuphu le-phephu umemezele iphiko. Ngoba "uyangiqonda kangcono kunawe, mama."
