"Siziphatha kahle, bese eqasha umalume!" 13 Ukwesaba okuyinhloko kobuntwana bethu

Anonim

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Pink sweet nostalgia? Akulungile Kanjani! Uma ubheka izinkumbulo zakho zobuntwana ngokucophelela nangokweqiniso, ungathola izinto zokwesabisa i-movie eyodwa enqaba ... Sasiyinto eziningi kakhulu kakhulu kangangokuba izinto zesaba ukuthi kwamangaza, njengoba kusindile futhi kwasindisa ingqondo evamile. Yize okulandelayo - uma futhi, ngokuthembekile - futhi okukhulunywa ngayo! ;)

Izilo

Bafika kithi kuze kube yilapho zonke izinhlobo zezinhlelo ezesabekayo futhi bahlala ikakhulu ngaphansi kombhede. Ngisho ngemuva kwama-hanger angacasha. Ukuzingela kuphume nokuqala kobumnyama. Kepha, enjabulweni emangalisayo, abakwazanga ukudonsa lowo owayekhuphuka ngokuphelele ngaphansi kwengubo nangokufanele kwavalwa. Bekubalulekile ukungabonisi noma yiziphi izingxenye, kepha kungenzeka ukuthi uhlale ngaphandle kwesithende.

Umalume osabekayo uthatha

Ngemuva kwalokho, "kuhle" abazali kanye nogogo abakhulu bazamile. Ngaphezu kwalokho, akukho lutho olunengqondo olwalukhona ezikhikweni zalo: "Uzoba mubi ngokwakho - lowo mkhulu onesikhwama uzolanda (umalume miltitizer)." Bebesaba ama-maniacs angaba khona, abasifundisanga nhlobo. Ngakho-ke ukwesaba ukuthathwa ekujezisweni kwezinyembezi kungahle kube ngumakhelwane omkhulu enganeni yaseSoviet ngokukhohlisa kunoma yiziphi izakhi ze-antisocial.

I-Atomic War

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Ezifundweni ezifanele, kunjalo, sahlekisa ngesibindi ngokuthi "ukumboza amashidi nokukhasa kube amathuna". Futhi nokho ukuqhuma kwenuzi - cha, cha, cha! - Ngamunye wethu wasaba ukukhala. Amakhathuni afana nelithi "gene ye-bosnogo-leg" noma "ithuna lezicishamlilo", esaze sasishayela ngekilasi, senze ibhizinisi lethu liqonde.

UMongameli waseMelika

Endimeni yoMgcini weBhutho ebomvu kanye nokukhishwa kwebhomu le-athomu ngokuthula kwethu, umongameli owesabekayo nowesabekayo waseMelika wabona ingane yaseSoviet. Ngenxa yamaphephandaba, sonke sazi ukuthi: Lokhu kungukuvinjelwa okuqeqeshiwe okukhethekile kwabansundu uMnu. Simbhalele nesicelo sokugwema isinyathelo esingesihle esingenangqondo. Lokho kungamangala ukuthola "izinhloso zabo".

Umama uzokufa

Ukuthi lokhu akwenzeki, kwakukhona amasu amaningi ahlolwe izizukulwane eziningana zezingane. Okokuqala, uma othile efika emlenzeni wami - ngokuqinisekile udinga ukwenza into efanayo nani. Okwesibili, kubaluleke kakhulu ukudonsa ngokucophelela imifantu ku-asphalt kanye namalunga ama-slabs. Futhi kuyinto efiselekayo ukuthi ingakaxoxa emoyeni ... Kodwa-ke, lokhu ngeke kukholwe kulokhu kwamukele.

Okubi Kwezokuthutha

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I-Adult World Manil, kepha wesaba inqwaba yezingozi ezinyaweni. Eflethini, lalibunjiwe efweni: ngokuqinisekile lizobambeka noma ikhebula lizophuka. Esiteshini seMetro, i-Escalator ayikuhluphi kanye neribhoni ngaphansi kwamazinyo akho ensimbi. Ukungasho ukuthi akunamusa kweSoviet Tunsing yemodeli yokujezisa. Zingaki izinkulungwane zezinhlelo zezinzwa ezingasindiswa uma-ke esitimeleni sethu emi khona emgabeni ophambene - Ukudlulisela!

Amaphupho amabi empilweni

Enye yezinto ezisekisa kakhulu ezindlini ziyisitofu segesi. Dragon njengoba kunjalo. Uyavutha, uma kungenjalo kuvutha, futhi yini okufanele uyenze uma ubuyela ekhaya ukhiye ngentambo ngaphambi kokuba umama aqhamuke emsebenzini? Futhi udinga ukufudumeza isobho? Impendulo efanele: Thola esiqandisini "ubungani" ushizi. Kwesinye isikhathi izinto ezesabekayo nezingasebenzi, ezibonakala zilimaza ngokusobala. Uhlobo lwe-tube yokuhlobisa u-Dadnoye ngesimo se-footh egxishwe, enyamalala emashalofini. Awusoze wazi ukuthi wenzani ebusuku.

Isandla Esibomvu

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Lolu uhlobo oluhlukile lobuciko bezingane. Bona uqobo beza nabo besaba, behluleka ukulala. Umlandeli onekhono we-Horror Stroke wasebenzisa udumo nenhlonipho kunoma yiliphi iKamu lamaphayona. Kwabe sekubeka izindlebe e-Uspensky futhi kwasebenza ngobuciko ubuciko kwisandla sakhe sokungafi kweSaga "ebomvu, ishidi elimnyama, iminwe eluhlaza". Ngemuva kwalokho asikwazanga ukulinda inani elisha 'lokuphayona' ukuhlukumeza ukwesaba kwesinye isikhathi.

Ukwethuka okuvela kuthelevishini

I-TV - Empeleni, umngane omuhle, enikeza amakhathuni kusihlwa, kepha kwesinye isikhathi lapho kungakhombisa abanye "nge" Ski "Valley". Futhi konke, kuhle, ukulala ebusuku. Futhi abanye abakwaTelevishes besaba, yize kubonakala sengathi akudalwanga ngokunembile ngale njongo. Isibonelo, isikrini esifanayo sohlobo lwezinhlobo. Yebo, uyakukhumbula, yebo, lokhu akukukhohliwe.

Othi odokotela

Isidambi esibi kakhulu yimazinyo. I-armchair yamazinyo yayiwumshini wokuhlukunyezwa wakudala. Futhi hhayi nje kuphela ukugcotshwa kwemingcele yemingcele, kodwa futhi nephunga elithile lekhabhinethi lenza isifiso ukuba babaleke ngokushesha, ngaphandle kokuma futhi singabheki nxazonke. Kodwa-ke, umalume osabekayo onamahloni aqhakazile futhi anokhahlo: "Vula umlomo, uthi a-a" wayesekhona labo bantu abangabazi. Kwesinye isikhathi umama wakhe waphenduka isilo - lapho ezama ukubeka umnsalo noma insipho yezomnotho ekhaleni ekhaleni.

Othisha

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Imvamisa ama-sadists akhiqiza odokotela bamazinyo. Eminye i-Hannibals yakwazi "ukugqugquzela ukuthi ingane" yokudla isidlo esingenambitha ngokuxuba iphalishi ngama-cutlets nama-compotes etafuleni elilodwa ... bese uya kolunye uhlangothi lomgwaqo. Futhi usuvele unakho izingane zakho empeleni ...

Ama-Hooligans

Ukufaka izitshudeni zesikole esiphakeme-ukuphinda usebenzise kabusha, ama-recidivists alinde iMalayavok ezungeze ekhoneni lesikole futhi aphonsa amaphephabhuku abo ezifubeni. Noma anikine emaphaketheni esikhathi. Futhi sesaba ukutshela abazali. Akunakwesaba okuncane kunokugijima ekuboleni, bekuwukuthola ilebula "Stukach" ...

Sonisanisi

Kepha eqinisweni, uma ucabanga ngokujulile, khona-ke i-wart ye-vitaki kusuka kwesishiyagalombili- "A" kubi, isesabe ngokuthi "i-asterisk" kanye nebhokisi lenkampani. Umfana ukukhombisa njengomuntu obuthakathaka noMamajniki indodana, ikakhulukazi phambi kwentombazane. Le ntombazane kufanele ikhunjulwe isiphukuphuku uHammashi, cishe ama-milfs anwebekile. Futhi ube ngumdweshu, wonke umuntu ahleke kuwona wonke umuntu ... cishe sonke ngandlela thile babhekana nobudlova beqembu - futhi yiphi kithi ebukhuleni kwawo akuvumi thina ukuthi i- "Lord Muh" ayiyona eye-hyperbole nesingathekiso ?

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