Unyaka omusha ushesha kithi, kungekudala konke kwenzekani ... kanye nenjabulo eningi ... Yebo, siyayazi le njabulo yakho!
Kuzokwenzeka, icala elikhanyayo, kanye nokudideka "lapho kufanele uthathe khona isikhathi nemali eningi nemali", futhi ukwethuka "futhi angikukhohliwe ngezipho", imizuzu emihlanu, futhi ngikhuluphele Izimpande "... Ngakho-ke, gcina ukaputeni wesidumbu! Beka kusuka ku-Panic Flood nesimo sezulu esifanele!Indlela 1. Injabulo ayisho ngemithetho
Ngakho-ke. Into yokuqala kunoma yiliphi ibhizinisi liwukuzenzisa okuhle. Futhi izinto ezilungile nezinempilo zilusizo kakhulu kuwe. Futhi uma ubakhohliwe emafasiteleni esitolo nakwitheyipu ngokugaya okwethusayo kweMithura, lezi zinto, khona-ke singakukhumbuza injabulo. Iqiniso Liqiniso Izikhathi: Iholide liyintokozo, futhi lijabule, akudingekile ukukwenza ncamashi njengoba kwenza le anti kaMasha noma i-146% yabantu bezwe. Kungenzeka ukuthi ujabule nge-parquet, hhayi eshukunyiswe esibukweni. Ungaphumula kalula ngebha ekwamukeni esikhundleni se-deflops. Ungajabula - yebo, usuvele uphume eqhweni noma ubambe ilanga elihle kakhulu. Ngakho-ke wonke la malungiselelo ayimali kuphela. Uma umuntu efika kwelitshe, sizofika kuye!
Indlela 2. Spread konke futhi konke kumaphuzu
Noma kunjalo, ukukhulisa, ukwethula emgqeni endaweni ethile ezungeze izihlobo zomvundla? Thatha le malindage. Vula i-smartphone yakho, bhala uhlu. Kuphambene amamaki ngasinye, i-optimum ungayinika. Manje bakhe wonke umuntu ngokuya ngokubaluleka. Manje Kulungile! Futhi manje sengamela ingxenye yesithathu ephansi kakhulu. Bazobhala ukudla okufudumele ngamakhadi aphezulu we-elekthronikhi. Kakhulu!
Indlela 3. Ukuhamba
Ukuze ushaye i-hypnosis ye- "Cho, yeah-ye-Universal Universal, ugijime ngokushesha, ngisho nokushesha, ugxume!", Kuyadingeka ukuba unikeze ihora phakathi kwalokhu kubalwa ukuze wedwa kimi. Ngaphandle kwabantu, izenzo, izindlela ezijwayelekile. Okulula kuyinkomishi yekhofi ekhefini. Ngakhala ngokwengqondo konke lokhu kuphithizela kusofa, kwaqinisa ibhalansi yangaphakathi - kwaqhubeka kaningi, vele ngingenawo umthamo ongadingekile.Indlela 4. Bheka laba bantu
Kepha ngenkathi uhlala ngemuva kwendebe yami, bukela abantu. Futhi ake ucabange ukuthi ungudokotela ongenamsocologist, futhi ziyizintuthwane ezithokozisayo kangaka. Bheka phezulu kwaleli athathi elikhathazekile neliphukuphuku. Kuliqiniso, umbono ohlekisayo webhayoloji, eh? Amadevu angu-paranoid kangaka, amahlumela ahudula kakhulu! Futhi bacabanga ukuthi bayoba injabulo. Eh, Melkota, zikuveze futhi ziphenduke ubumbano!
Indlela 5. Hlangana namakati
Kepha lesi yisinyathelo esilandelayo esitebhisini sokuziphendukela kwemvelo. Le micimbi evumelanayo ayikaze yenzeke ngonyaka wangaphambi konyaka! Zenzeke ukuthi zibe ne-shiz engazelelwe endaweni eyindilinga, kodwa kuphela ngokwazo, futhi azisungulwa uhlelo lomuntu. I-CheChi ngemuva kwendlebe futhi inomoya eyabo! (By the way, iminenke yalolu kadoti nayo akwenzeki. Nangu olunye uhlobo lothisha olungokomoya).Indlela 6. Nikeza ibhizinisi lakho
Lapho unqoba ukuhlaselwa okubuhlungu kwesifiso esingenakunqotshwa sokujaha ngemuva kwezibani ezintsha esikhundleni sonyaka owedlule, uphefumula, ukhiphe bese uya echibini. Imikhono yokugqoka nomsebenzi. Isando nomgodi. Into esemqoka ukungahambi kunethiwekhi yokuxhumana nabantu naku-TV. Kukhona ama-jinglebells, ama-prostanger. Lutho, kuzobathatha bonke. Futhi usunempilo.
Indlela 7. Yenza izindlebe ze-fint
Maphakathi nokucaciswa, ozodonsa izintambo - umama nogogo, inkampani yomyeni wakhe noma udadewabo ngesoka - thatha futhi uthenge ukunqoba okuvuthayo. Noma ithikithi eliya eLukhovitsy. Noma ukuqasha i-volone ekhaya lasebekhulile. Ngokuvamile, uphonsa okuthile okunje kubo bonke ama-allfigels, kuhlanjululwe kabusha futhi isikhathi esithile akuzange kukuthinte. Futhi lapho, ubukeka, futhi uzochitha unyaka ukuthi uhlangane kanjani - okumangalisayo nokwakheka.
Indlela 8. I-Code Fest Panic
Uma ubuka ukushiswa kwamehlo kanye nezandla ezithuthumela hhayi esibukweni kuphela, kodwa futhi nakumakhelwane amaningi, kuyisizathu esikhulu sokwenza iphathi kulokhu. Qaphela iholide lokwethuka konyaka omusha! Kuyadingeka ukumemezela kuphela ngendlela ekhethiwe, ngezipho ezingenangqondo kakhulu, ubuke ezinye ze-cinema ezingafanele kakhulu futhi udle noma yimuphi unyaka omusha. Ngokuvamile, i-bullshit enkulu ekwelapheni (isidingo, kufanele ifike ngokwayo! Abukho ubudlova!), The ngokuthe xaxa okungenzeka kolunye uhlangothi.Indlela 9. Phuza iwayini!
Awukusekeli futhi uncamela ukwethuka ngokwesiko nangokucabanga? Well, inja kanye nabo! Isenzo esihle sesenzo esihle sakwaMahni ngabo ngesandla sakhe sokudla, sikhuphuke ebhodleleni, sikhuphuke esitokisini bese singena emqaleni futhi sicabangele ngasikhathi sinye umntwana mu, uTuu-Tikka noMorro .
Indlela 10. Icala lethu elisondelene
Ekugcineni, omunye omkhulu futhi onamandla, ohlakaniphile njengesikhova seqiniso. Ngamunye wethu unelungelo eliphelele lomthethosisekelo nelokuziphatha ukuze akhethe ukunambitheka kwakho, okungenani kuzo zonke izifiso zamaholide. Ngifuna ukuqaphela i-roche-a-shana, unyaka omusha we-Incas ngokusho kukaDiego Fernandez de Parncia, NAVRUZ, usuku lwe-Hystered, nanoma yini ebiza ngoKhisimusi, nathi I-CHAMOGE. Futhi ngobusuku bakwa-33 kuye ngokomakhelwane nge-pajama futhi banikele ekuzinikeleni. Noma omunye umuntu. Ngokuvamile, lapho kunenkululeko yokuzikhethela khona, kuhlala kunenjabulo eqhubekayo lapho!