Kudala, lapho ama-skesses kanye nama-wenguers namanje azange ahambe emhlabathini, ukuxhuma nendoda ethandekayo (noma edingekayo), ingelosi enhle eqeqeshwe ngokukhethekile yayidingeka. Noma cha muhle kangako ukuthi ukhathele kanjani ... kodwa njalo ukubekezela nokuba nenhlonipho
Ngubani owabamba okungenani okuyisishiyagalombili eminyakeni yobudala efundi, lokhu akudingi ukuchaza ukuthi i-vysotsky icula yini engomeni mayelana "ne-zero-esikhombisa": "ntombazane, sawubona! Ubani igama lakho? Tom! Amashumi ayisikhombisa nambili! Ukulinda, umoya uyaphuza! " Kepha nakhu kunelukuluku: Kungani, eqinisweni, ngokuthayipha izinombolo zokuxhumana, noma yimuphi obhalisile enze izwi lowesifazane? Kungani kwakuyinto "ntombazane", "intokazi", lokho, akusilo, hhayi onglishweni ngocingo? Kuvela ukuthi lo msebenzi unendaba enelukuluku ...Sebenza - semiconductor
JANUARY 25, 1878. UBella uvule isiteshi sokuqala socingo. Kwakhonzwa ngesandla. Isisebenzi bekufanele ngabe siphendule ucingo - futhi xhuma ababhalisile besebenzisa ipulaki ekhethekile. Kulomsebenzi, sanquma ukuqasha abafana abancane. Yebo, yebo banamandla, ama-dexterity, ukusabela, ubuchwepheshe be-Seducker - futhi umsebenzi wawungewona amaphaphu: Yazi ukuswayipha lapho, lapha phakathi kwezintambo zensimbi, cisha izintambo zensimbi, cisha. Futhi nokho, kulabo ababefuna ukuxazulula i-telephonist, kwakungekho postboy - nangu futhi ithoyizi lobuchwepheshe, nomuzwa wamandla, futhi ngasikhathi sinye ngokungaziwa.
Umsebenzi unzima, uyathakazelisa - Kodwa-ke, abasebenzi bafundile phakathi kwakho konke lokhu ukuba babe nomzabalazo, ubhiya nezinyoka ngephepha elihlafunwa. Futhi nokho - ukunqanyulwa kwezingcingo, ukuxhumana kombhalisile akuyona noma yimuphi noma yena uqobo ... kanye no-Cho, ubumnandi!
Intatheli uHerbert Casson uchaze le nkinga:
"Abafana abafana baphenduka ukwehluleka okuphelele. Amaphutha abo nezono zawo kuzokwanela ivolumu ephelele. Baphinde bavuselele isihlangu sokusabalalisa, bafunga futhi bakhipha amahlaya kwababhalisile, izintambo ezididekile futhi bezihlala zingaguquki njengoba zamukelwe ... futhi akukho lutho olungenakwenzeka ukwenza noma yini nabo. "
Kepha kufanele kwenziwe okuthile!
Sesha Owesifazane
Septhemba 1, 1878. Intombazane yokuqala, i-Emma Mills eneminyaka engu-18 ubudala iza emsebenzini we-Boston ngocingo. Futhi ngemuva kwamahora ambalwa - owesibili emlandweni wocingo, udadewabo uStella. "UBaryshni" wazibonakalisa engcono kakhulu: babengeyena uHamili, baphendulwa ngenhlonipho, babhekana nama-Wheezing.
Ngeqiniso lokuthi ubunzima bomsebenzi awenzi ndawo. Izinsuku eziyisithupha ngesonto ngehora le-11, ihora libe yizingcingo ezingama-600. Thatha, uphendule, uthole isokhethi elifanele, xhuma - kukho konke cishe yonke imizuzwana eyi-8. Kuthathe impilo enhle, ukukhula okuphezulu (ukuze kufinyelele phezulu) - nokumelana kahle kwengcindezi. Njengoba kwakubukeka kusebenza, izisebenzi ngokwazo zichaza.
UDorothy Johnson, ucingo olwaba ngumlobi:
"Ngezinsuku ezinzima, izintambo zazihlanya ngebhola elididekile njalo. Uhhafu amakhalori ayenesiqiniseko sokuthi sasingakwazi noma sasizonda mathupha. Futhi saba namahloni izintambo, bathola izinombolo, ngizokhumbula, bengifuna ukuthi i-444 yafinyelela ku-170-k noma ngo-170-l ?! Buyela futhi ubhale - cha, iklayenti lizoxazulula ukuthi uluthuntu ... Hlalani nisesimweni se-Hysterics. Ngamunye waphupha ngokumemeza kanye: "Yebo, nonke nisohogweni!", Donsela zonke izintambo futhi uzisuse ngokuziqhenya, uzikhafulela ngalesi sinxephezelo. Kepha akekho nokwenza lokho. Sazizwa sinomthwalo omkhulu wegumbi lethu lomhlaba. Yize kunjalo, yilezi zingamantombazane akhe, ngalinye lingedwa amantombazane anesihlangu sokusabalalisa. "
UHouather Lamb, onolwazi oneminyaka engu-17, engxoxweni nomlobi kanye nentatheli uLouis Terekel:
"Ngayinye inenombolo yayo. My - 407. Inombolo efakwe kumakhadi akho, futhi uma kwenzeka iphutha lihlala libonakala ukuthi ngubani okufanele asolwe. Uyithuluzi kuphela. Ibhizinisi lakho ukushayela inombolo. Yebo, wena uqobo uyinombolo. Amantombazane ahlala eceleni: Ayikho amasentimitha angaphezu kwe-15 phakathi kwami nomakhelwane. Ukucindezela njalo ama-elbows akho, ikakhulukazi uma isandla sobunxele eduzane. Ebusika, konke kubulwa njalo - futhi ngenxa yokuncipha. I-Sneezes eyodwa kuphela - kusasa wonke umuntu usevele ethelelekile futhi ashaye phansi. Futhi izandla azikhathali ngisho nezindebe! Kufanele ukhulume amahora ayisithupha ngaphandle kwesikebhe! "
Ngasikhathi sinye, ama- "Ladies" akwazi ukuzwelana futhi azwelane nababhalisile abangenangqondo, yize bekuvinjelwe yimithetho. U-Heather ofanayo utshela:
"Eminyakeni eyisithupha kuya kweminyaka eyisikhombisa:" Sawubona, yini engingakusiza ngayo? "," Ntambama okuhle "," Udinga ukuthi ube nomusa ", Wena-ke noma into enjalo. Uzokhokha? "," Kuzobiza amasenti angama-dollar angamashumi amabili. " Yilokho kuphela ongakusho. Ezingxoxweni nekhasimende akunakwenzeka ukujoyina. Uma ecasukile, ngaphandle kokuthi uyabona: "Ngiyaxolisa kakhulu ukuthi unenkinga," kodwa hhayi ngaphezulu. Engxoxweni neklayenti - ukukhuza. Kepha uma umuntu enenkinga noma nje imizwa embi, ngifuna ngandlela thile ukumsekela, okungenani ubuze: "Yini enawe?". Futhi ngakho-ke awuzizwa sengathi wenza okuthile okudingekayo kubantu ... "
Ukuncintisana - Injini Yenqubekela phambili
Into ehlekisayo kakhulu ukuthi indatshana yobuqhawe iphindwe kabili ngefomu ... kahle, mhlawumbe hhayi uFarce, kepha ayinangqondo.
Mashi 10, 1889. I-Elmon Jource ithola ubunikazi bokushintshaniswa ngocingo okuzenzakalelayo, iba "ngubaba we-PBX" futhi iyavuleka, eqinisweni, inkathi entsha maqondana. Kepha bekungumnikazi nje we-Funeral Bureau eKansas City! Kwakuyini ithalente elingalindelekile eMelika "BeZenquk"?
Futhi le nto bekungukuthi utheleluphono umalulelelule esiteshini wasebenza umkakhe umkakhe. Futhi noma yikuphi ukubizwa 'kwentokazi esencane eyamemukela, ngidinga i-Fun Fuau! "Yebo, ngashintshela kumlingani wami. Ngakho-ke angizange ngilahlekelwe yi-jib yentukuthelo enjalo. Futhi wanikeza isifungo esibi ukusindisa umphakathi kulolu phone olubi. Futhi ngenza impumelelo nakwindlela, futhi emsebenzini wami - osungula inkampani ikhula ngezimoto ezizenzakalelayo.
Okuthile lapho i-PBX, isebenza khona ne-stub, sebenza manje. Kodwa-ke, ngandlela thile kanye nalolucingo lusasebenza!..;)