Kunezinto owesifazane nakanjani azenze ngendoda yakhe, noma ngabe uhlakaniphile, unomusa noma onolwazi, washada okwesine. Yena uqobo wayesefunga, ukuthi wayengafuni ukwenza lokhu, kepha ama-alas - izandla zawo ngokwawo ngokwazo ngokwawo ngokwawo agobhoza ukuthinta okusobala, izindebe zisonge nge-tube, kanye nezinhlamvu zengeza amagama.
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Uzofunda i-SMS yakho. Ne-imeyili. Nezingxoxo ze-Facebook. Cha, uyakwazi ukwenza lokhu a) ngeke, b) akudingi. Kepha ngasikhathi sinye, esimweni salokho okuzokusho "futhi akukho okusakaza ifoni yonke indawo." Noma "futhi une-laptop evulekile." Izimbongi zama-Arab zasonga izinkondlo eziphathelene nelukuluku lokwazi kwabesifazane, abantu baseRussia beza nesiphambeko esizenzela yena. Futhi kusukela lapho akukho okushintshile.Non-dike
Umshado onolwazi ungakubona kusukela ngomzuzu wokuqala. Le ntombazane yakhubeka, kepha izama ukuyifihla, noma ikucindezele ngokwakhe. Akulula ukumisa ukuhlanza esimweni sobuthi bukatshwala obukhulu, kungekudala noma kamuva usazoqhuma. Kuyadingeka ukumsiza nokuthi aphume kuye, angathandi, noma avuse ihlazo, ayibambe ngokucophelela ngesilinganiso sengxabano bese enza. Indlela engcono kakhulu yokusakaza umfazi okhuphukile akufanele ayinake futhi wenze ibhizinisi lakho. Futhi asikweluleki. Okwe-FREATH.Ukushaywa
Abesifazane empeleni bavame ukuthambekela ebudloveni basekhaya, mangaki amadoda akholelwa ukuthi angabangela ukulimala okuncane. Noma kunjalo, uma isitsha esinama-dumplings asikaze sifike kuwe, induku ayihambanga emafomeni akho kanti izipikili azishiyanga imisele emide ezihlathini zakho - khona-ke uyababala, futhi akazange aphile. Abesifazane balokhu banamahloni, eqinisweni, kepha akukho lutho olungenza ngabo, futhi umbono womphakathi cishe uhlala useceleni kwabo.Ukunakekelwa ebusuku kungafake zicathulo eqhweni
Umphathe kabi kakhulu kangangokuba wavuka, wavula umnyango wahamba ubusuku bonke. Gijima uhambile. Ukulahlekelwa ama-slipper. Owesifazane ngamunye okungenani kanye empilweni yakhe ushiye ekhaya ebusuku kwamanye ama-slipper. Ngendlela enhle, badinga ukubamba futhi bazivalele ngalesi sikhathi, ngoba adventures engathandeki yenzeka emantombazaneni anjalo. Kepha-ke kuzoba nesitsha esinamadombolo, futhi kungani sikudinga?Ukusuka kumama
Hhayi nje ukuqhubeka nobusuku emaslayidi, kepha faka amabhuzu, uqoqe izinto bese uya endlini kababa, ukuze kube nebhuloho elifudumele, elikhala ngekhanda elivusene ngokuziqhenya. Nokho omama abanonya, omama abangenacala ngokuphelele, abanaka amadodakazi anje ngemilenze, bahlole ukulimala emzimbeni, futhi, uma kungekho okunjalo, bathunyelwa ukubhekana nomhlukumezi. Kepha amacala anjalo awavamile. Imvamisa, umama wenze ngomgomo we- "Krovindochka mine mine". Futhi lokhu, ngendlela, isimo esincane esincane: abesifazane bavame ukumcasukela umama wabo kungakapheli ngosuku lokuvakasha, futhi ngalesi sikhathi ungathinta ngokuphelele - ukupheka, imidlalo ethule, ukudakwa kotshwala, yilokho kuphela.Ukugqokwa okuphoqelelwe phezulu
Owesifazane ngamunye ukholelwa ukuthi isithandwa sakhe sigqoke njenge-bammer, futhi kufanele iguqulwe. Noma ngabe ikhabethe livalwe kahle ngama-jackets ayizinkulungwane eziyigugu, usenokuthile okunamahloni intombazane. Futhi kuyadingeka ukujikijela ngokushesha, futhi esikhundleni sokuthenga le hoodie enhle nenja. Futhi yini inkinga ngalokho, ngitshele? Yebo, okokuqala, uke wabona abesifazane abanokunambitheka okuhle ezingutsheni?Hlela
Abesifazane bathanda ukuhleleka. Ngokunembile, bathi bayakuthanda ukuhleleka. Ikakhulu bayathanda ukubuyisa i-oda lapho kungadingekile. Isibonelo, etafuleni lomyeni wakho. Well, kahle, okungenani ebhokisini ngamathuluzi nezinye izipikili ezibalulekile salengisa inqaba enkulu yeBarn. Ngokuvamile, amantombazane adinga ukufunda i-biography yeMarshal zhilles de repe, eyaziwa ngokuthi i-Blue Beard, futhi ichaze ukuthi uma uthi "anqobile kulelo gumbi aliveli," ngakho-ke awudingi ukuya lapho. Kube bonke. Kube bonke. Angikaze. Cha, akudingekile umzuzu. Futhi iso elilodwa kuphela alidingekile, bese ungahlala ngengozi ngaphandle kwamehlo.Okwangaphambili kwakho
Ngemuva kwakho konke, ubekhona ngaphambili, kunjalo? Futhi wena kuye, ake sithi kahle kakhulu. Base behlukana. Futhi kungenzeka ukuthi le ndaba ikugcinile wena, kahle, noma nje yaba yingxenye ye-biography, njengebhodlela le-vodka noma i-alloy emfuleni i-Ice Karel ebiwe ebusheni bakhe. Futhi ngakho-ke utshelile ngakho ngento yami yamanje. Futhi kungazelelwe kwavela ukuthi le baba liyisitha esikhulu sePharadesi lakho. Futhi sithandwa sami sisizonda ngempela. Manje kuzo zonke izinhlaka ezincane kanye nokungavumelani uzocelwa ukuba uye kulokhu noma kulapho kulapho. Futhi akunakwenzeka ukwenza noma yini ngakho, ngoba ingxoxo izoqhubeka nokushiya abafake izinyawo eqhweni. Manje, ukube okwedlule ngaleso sikhathi kuphathwe umlutha we-heroin, ngokuba ngumama wezingane ezinhlanu, kungenzeka ukuthi kube lula isimo. Kepha hhayi iqiniso.Ukuqina Kwakho
Abesifazane bahlala kusenesikhathi noma sekwephuzile baqala ukunciphisa ukusetshenziswa kwakho kotshwala. Noma ngabe ucishe ube nesidina, futhi umlingani uphuza njengesikebhe, usathi "Hheyi, usuvele usunele!" Lo mthetho unjalo, njengombusi we-braschik. Into esemqoka ukube muhle ngalesi sikhathi emilenzeni.Izintombi zakhe
Amantombazane axoxa ngendoda enezintombi, kanye nabasebenza nabo ngokungahleliwe, osebenza nabo, ama-fries ekuxhumaneni nomphakathi nabahambi nabo. Ake ungitshele ngalokho anakho ngo-1989 ngezimpawu zomsebenzi wokwakha, umkhuba ohlekisayo wokuqhuma ngaphansi kwengubo, yangaphambili nentshisekelo ye-hockey. Kepha lezi namanje ama-polbie: kanti le ndoda ayazi ngayo, akunandaba ukuthi kanjani. Kepha abesifazane abanamahloni babelana ngemininingwane emikhulu kakhulu ngomyeni wabo okhona phambi kwakhe. Yebo, yebo, basho ngehembe laso lokukhiqizwa kwango-1989 nezimpawu zonjiniyela wokwakha, umkhuba ohlekisayo wokuqhuma ngaphansi kwengubo, enonya kanye nentshisekelo ye-hockey. Futhi kulokhu okuhle, ngasikhathi sinye, i-poker fifyoxy yiminyaka emincane imifantu. Hhayi, amantombazane, kahle, njengoba kungenzeka nakancane, eh?