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Lapha kuyadingeka ukuhlanganyela ngokucacile lesi simo: Akakunikanga lapho uhamba kuye ephathini, ephefumula imimoya kanye nenkungu, noma okwamanje lapho usuvele usembhedeni. Uma esimweni sokuqala, konke kuqondakala noma kuqondakala kancane - kahle, awuzange uthande! - Kwesesibili, njengomthetho, isizathu salokho okwempilo ngokomzimba, ngamanye amagama, akuzange kuvuke. Thatha ngakho futhi ukhulume.Musa ukushesha
Ungacabangi ngisho nokufaka umbuso wesayensi yezengqondo futhi uzame ukuzama ukululekwa kumamagazini wabesifazane, "kuxazululwa inkinga ngobuhlakani." Mhlawumbe okunye okuhlangenwe nakho kowesifazane okuhlangenwe nakho okuningi kakhulu futhi kunamandla ngemuva kokuthi abebekhokhile emgqeni wehholo, kwavele kwadla emgodini wegumbi lokulala, kwathi kungazelelwe, e-Emmm, wamshaya ngothuli lwakhe, wamshaya ngobumnene ekhanda nasenkingeni Sizobhekana nalokhu sindawonye, "kodwa sizwakalise, ukusibeka ngobumnene, siyinto emangazayo. Uma kungekho noyedwa kini ongakufanele ukuhlekisa, kungcono ukuthula impela, ngokweqiniso.
Musa ukushayela
Akazange anikeze, wabalezela izinyembezi egumbini lokugezela, uzibheka esibukweni, ufuna ukufa lapha nalapha manje (futhi kungcono ukunyamalala) futhi ucabanga ukuthi yikho Izinyawo! Noma unama-cellulite embongolweni! Noma, mayelana nesabekayo, wabona ama-panties akho avela eBarbie! Konke lokhu.
Kusasa uqoshwa ngokucophelela okunonya emathanjeni, wenza izinkulungwane ezingamakhulu amabili zokuyeka futhi uthole yonke i-lace ekhona kuyo kusukela emgqonyeni.
Sithandwa, phumula. Iphuzu kungenzeka ukuthi alikuwe, kepha ekusebenzeni kwalo kwe-erectile. Kunzima kakhulu ukuhlala futhi ungaqhubeki isixha sezakhiwo, kepha uzama.
Hhayi kabi
Siyaqonda ukuthi lapho ungakufanele, kuyacasula kakhulu, kepha namanje azame ukungazinaki futhi ungashiyi ebusuku ngokushaya iminyango ngamabhomu nokumemeza "awungithandi !!". Ikakhulu uma ukuhlanganiswa kabusha kwakho embhedeni kwandulela i-smot eyedlule, i-champagne kanye nokuthile okuluhlaza, okwakuvutha.
Le ndoda futhi akulula manje manje: Wayezicabanga ukuthi isiqhwaga socansi kanye ne-super-maho-man, waphumelela njengoba ecindezelwe kuwe etekisini, nalapha i-bummer ne-fiasco. Akufanele futhi nokubeka isihawu ngezinyembezi futhi - bambalwa abantu abajabulisa izinyembezi zowesifazane, ngaphandle kwako, izinhlobo ezithambekele ngokuphelele.
Linganisa izifiso zakho
Uma umiselwe ngokuqinile ngocansi, udonsa, idwala kanye nokugoqa, inkomishi yekhofi, intuthu, futhi konke kuyinto entsha yesikhathi esisha, khona-ke udinga uku ukuqoqa ngokucophelela izinto kwenye indawo, noma ukuhlehlisa ukugcwaliseka kwezifiso okungenani ekuseni. Noma okungenani amahora ambalwa.
Ngubani owamaziyo, ngokuzumayo wagumbuqela, wathuthwa noma ngomzuzu ongafanele wakhumbula imidlwane efile, futhi maduze nje konke kuzosebenza? Kepha ngalesi sikhathi samahora ambalwa akufanelekile ukwenza sengathi ulapha sengathi wahlangana ngengozi futhi awuhlosile ukwenza lokhu, kungcono ukulala embhedeni, uxoxe futhi uvalelisa ukusungula ukuxhumana okungokomzwelo.
Ungayifaki
Ungamkhuphukeli phakathi kwemilenze ngamasheke "Kuthiwani uma ihlengiwe?!?!" Kanye imizuzu eyishumi. Okokuqala, kuthembela kakhulu, okwesibili, akayena unogwaja wokuhlola, kanti okwesithathu, futhi uma engazange alungise ini? Ngombono odabukisayo, hlanza isandla sakho, uzama ngenkuthalo ukufihla ukungathandeki nokudumazeka?
Kholwa ukuthi lapho ephumelela ngempumelelo, uzobonisa isinyathelo kuqala sokuvuselela kabusha ngemuva kokwehluleka.
Ucansi olwenziwa ngomlomo
Lapha udinga ukwenza isenzo ngobunono kakhulu nangesifiso sobabili nobabili ngakolunye uhlangothi. Ngikholwe, emva kwesigamu sehora lemizamo engenazithelo, uzuza le ndwangu emlonyeni wami, futhi uvutha emahlazweni nasehlazweni, ngoba akukho lutho olungeyena olunye lwezinto zempilo yendoda, futhi akufanele kube khona indawo Yiba yimbi.
Kepha uma ungeyena umbhangqwana ngokumelene noKunningus, lapho besho, phambilini nangenye iculo. Vele ungabali ukuthi emva kwalokho, konke kukhuliswe ngumlingo. Mhlawumbe yebo, futhi mhlawumbe kungenjalo, ungacabangi ngakho, ujabulele inqubo.
Mlalele
Ngokombono wethu, ummeli ojwayelekile 'wamadoda anengqondo "uzozama ukukhipha lesi simo: ukuhlekisa, ukwenza isimo, ukuvuma ngokweqiniso ukuthi sengidlulile, ngoba ngiphuphe ngawe iminyaka eyi-10 edlule, ukuzokutshela lokho Ukubizwa kwalolu hlelo kudinga ubumnyama obuphelele, ithawula, isishisi egesi ne-sasha grey ku-monitor, ngamafuphi, ngandlela thile bashelelezi ngokungathandeki. Kufanele isekwe ngazo zonke izindlela futhi iqhubeke yokwenza ngezimo.
Uma enyusa into efana nokuthi "kahle, kulungile" noma "futhi ngihlala ngisebenza nomkami," uyahamba futhi ubalekele phansi (kahle, noma ukwanga esihogweni seqhwa). Ama-nerds anelisekile kithi lapha.
Ungatsheli ngokwehluleka kwakho
Yebo, noma utshele, kepha ngaphandle kwamagama-amagama, ikakhulukazi uma unabangane abavamile. Kepha uma uyisigaxa esiyingozi, futhi wakukhubekisa (bheka iphuzu elibizayo), khona-ke ungapenda izinduku ze-jade ezithumele kuyo yonke inkazimulo yayo. Ngakho-ke ake siqonde ukuthi ngubani owayengumfana omubi kakhulu lapha!