Ukukhwehlela okungazelelwe, ama-sofas amhlophe, amaphilisi agqwala namanye ama-18 amaphupho amabi aphishekela njalo ngenyanga.
1. Benza egumbini lokugezela, banciphise ithanga, ngoba usuvele ulizwe.
2. Kukhona othile umkhono nokwakha amakhambi ahlebelana endlebeni yakho: "Bheka kimi ngemuva, konke kuhamba kahle lapho ?!"
3. Phonsa kalula ijakhethi yakho esihlalweni bese uhlala phezu kwaso, ngethemba lokuthi akekho ozoyithola ukuthi uvele uphinde wamukisisa uma kwenzeka kuba namandla.
4. Ukuziqhenya ungene egumbini lokugezela futhi athandaze ukuthi i-gasket ingaphumi emkhombeni lapho uyifihle khona.
5. Ngiyethemba ukuthi akekho noyedwa ozobona lokho umuntu athuswa yilokho okwethukile ngemuva kokuvuka esihlalweni esimhlophe.
6. Phonsa phezulu (bese ufihla) kubhavu ukufihla ukupakishwa okugqwala kusuka ekulesweni. Futhi uyagqwala ngevolumu ye-fighter egcwele! Kwabazwile amamitha ayi-100!
7. Ukwesaba ukukhulula indawo, ngoba i-gasket enembile ibonakala ichoboza zonke izinyathelo.
8. Futhi ngawo wonke amandla akho angavimba i-chai yangempela. Ngoba ngubani owaziyo ukuthi kungaholela kuphi. Okungukuthi, sonke siyazi nje.
9. Bomvu nokuncenga, cela intombazane emnyangweni olandelayo, noma ngabe une-tampon eyengeziwe. Futhi uyakunika ngaphansi kwetafula. Futhi unganikeli - ukuthengiselana kwezitimela ezimbili zezidakamizwa.
10. Ukukhombisa izimangaliso ze-IngerUty, ukusonta i-gasket ethuthukisiwe ephepheni lasendlini yangasese, ngoba unakho okujwayelekile ngawe, ngokwemvelo, cha. Ngenxa yeParanae - Le gasket iphuma inqwaba no matilasi onomusa.
11. Sihlala phansi umlenze, sinethemba lokuma okuthi okungenakwenzeka ukuyeka. Kepha ithemba linengqondo elinamandla.
12. Ulala nge-gasket enamandla kakhulu, kepha kusekuseni uvuka ngale ndlela, kube sengathi umuntu ugobele embhedeni.
13. Ngabe usuvele ufunge? Noma ingabe kusenzeka okubi kakhulu ekugcineni? Oh Nkulunkulu, izithukuthuku noma okubi kakhulu ?! Izithukuthuku noma okubi kakhulu? !!!
14. Esekhona uma kwenzeka, sibhala ngazimbili ama-panties. Umbhangqwana owengeziwe uzokunikeza imizuzu emibili engadingekile ukugcina isithunzi sakho uma kwenzeka kusasele.
15. Ukusika endlini yangasese, hlola iphepha lasendlini yangasese - Kanjani konke?
16. O, lo umuzwa ongaziwa futhi ongaqondakali lapho ubheka i-gasket - ingxube yokuqhosha namahloni.
17. Gqoka i-tampon ngandlela-thile isikhathi eside kunomenzi womenzi. I-Toxic Shock Syndrome, iBlah Blah Blah, umehluko omkhulu, sizokufa, kepha uvila kakhulu ukuyishintsha.
18. Gqoka ama-panties amnyama ophawu lokulila kuwo wonke lawo maqanda ayengasebenzi. Eqinisweni, ngoba akunakwenzeka ukugeza okumhlophe. Lutho, kufaka phakathi i-hydrochloric acid.
19. Nakulokhu uchofoza inkinobho ethi Flush, futhi konke akuhlanzwa.
20. Gqoka okuthile okweluliwe futhi unesikhwama, uzizwa unesihambi, futhi esilahlekelwa uphethiloli.
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