Izindiza zingomunye umhlaba. Abaphathi bakhuluma uKlingon, ezungeze imithetho engaqondakali, futhi ngaphansi kwezinyawo zabo - amamitha ayizinkulungwane eziyishumi zokundiza kwamahhala. Ngandlela thile ungakhululekile, ngokuvamile. Kepha izithombe manje ziveza i-halo engaqondakali ezizungeze izindiza futhi zitshele ukuthi konke kuhlelwe kanjani lapho.
Kungani ebhodini licelwa ukuba likhubaze amafoni? Ungahle ucabange, ama-SMS ami azokwehla "Booseing".
Ngeke iyeke, kepha akukho okuphazanyiswa kocingo noma imiyalezo (khumbula umsindo ociniwe emsakazweni ngomzuzwana ngeyesibili kuya kocingo olungenayo? Isibonelo, mayelana neqiniso lokuthi akunakwenzeka ukuthi uthathe lokhu okwamanje, ngoba enye indiza efika - amathani angama-400 wensimbi ngejubane le-250 km ngehora.Futhi uma bobabili abashayeli bezindiza beka, i-autopilot izobeka indiza?
Hhayi. Uma i-autopilot yayihlakaniphile kangaka, ngabe sebevele bahlele inyunyana yabasebenzi futhi bahlela ukufunwa iziteleka, futhi izixuku zabashayeli bezindiza abangasebenzi bazohlakazeka emhlabeni wonke. I-AutoPilot ayizenzi lutho, ngaphandle kokulawulwa ngabantu - kumane nje uhlelo lube lula ukundiza. I-Word Won nayo ihlakaniphile, kepha angikwazi ukubhala i-athikili yemifanekiso.
Kungani ezindlini zangasese zendiza ze-ashtray, uma ngabe kungakabhemi?
Akunakwenzeka, kepha ubheme. Ngakho-ke, izindiza zilungele umbuzo ngesabelo sobudlova obunempilo - uma usuvele wona, okungenani ungalethi ugwayi wakho bese ucisha ugwayi wakho e-ashtray, hhayi e-URN lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona lapho iphepha ligcwele khona?Isidlo sakusihlwa selangabi esize sibe ngisho nokulala. Ngingangeza izengezo?
Futhi niyadla izindiza?
Ezimoyeni eziningi, umshayeli ngamunye unikeza ibhokisi labo elikhethekile ngokudla, okuhlukile kokuphakelayo kwamanye amalungu eqembu. Lokhu kwenziwa ngokuphepha - uma izinhlanzi zivela ngokuzumayo ukuba zibe yisiwula (ngokungathandeki, kepha namanje) zizokhishwa umshayeli munye kuphela, futhi lowo odle inkukhu, iBedrychkom Letha Indiza Yezindiza. Kepha konke ukufunwa kabusha. Impilo yeshelufu yokudla kwa-Airborne amahora ambalwa. Ngakho-ke, lapho indiza ibambezeleka, ukudla okulungiselelwe abagibeli namaqembu kuyakhishwa futhi kwathathelwa indawo okusha.Kungani ukhuphule amakhethini ezihlathini nasemuva kwesihlalo ngesikhathi sokuhamba uhambe futhi unciphise?
Umhlane uphakamekele endabeni yabantu base-Akhtung abahlala ngemuva kwakho, kwakulula ukungena endimeni futhi basuke. Ithebula lihleliwe ngoba uma kwenzeka kubhuleke okubukhali, angakunamathela kuwe ezimbanjeni, futhi amakhethini atholakala ukuze abe (futhi, okwenzeka ku) Izikhonzi zendiza zingahamba nge-salon yentuthu futhi zihoxise abagibeli ngaphandle.
Amaphiko Swing! Manje bazowa futhi sonke sizobhubha!
I-Airplane Wing ibhekana nemithwalo enjalo, uma iqhathanisa nesisebenzi sakho se-Avral - i-Sandbox kanye nama-Daisies. Izimpiko - into eguquguqukayo, futhi uma ifisa, ingagobeka e-angle cishe yama-degree angama-45. Sehlisa isidumbu, vele, qiniseka kwasemini.Kuthiwani uma amanye ama-psycho azovula umnyango endaweni ephakeme?
Kukuvelaphi okuqukethwe kwendlu yangasese?
Cha, hhayi phesheya. Ngaphandle kwalokho, bonke abaseYurophu bekungaba ukuvalwa isikhathi eside - kunezindiza eziningi kakhulu phezu kwayo ukuthi emehlweni kaRiyagat. I-Hurricane Wind ethoyilethi lapho ucindezela inkinobho ethi "Flush" akuyona into ecindezelayo, kepha umoya okhethekile we-flushing. Konke okuhle kuwa ethangini elikhethekile, elihlanzwa emhlabeni.Zijule kangakanani imigodi yomoya?
Inhliziyo ihamba emphinjeni, nekhofi kophahla, bese indiza iwela, iwe ... Yebo, ayiweli ndawo. Ngenkathi uthethelela ngokuphila, khumbula umama, ubaba nothando lokuqala, indiza ihamba emkhathini amasentimitha ambalwa. Umuzwa wokuwa ukusabela okunganele kokusetshenziswa kwe-vestibular, okuvame ukungahloselwe izindiza. Ngezikhathi zesiyaluyalu esimnandi kakhulu, esiguqula ingaphakathi libe yi-Shaker futhi lenza izinqola ngokudla ukuze zifinyelele ezizungeze amamitha, indiza "iwela" amamitha we-5-7. Ngokunokwenzeka, awusoze waqhamuka nento enjalo, noma ngabe uya nsuku zonke. I-Lifehak: ukuzungeza isiphithiphithi sephiko kuncane.
Unjani uBobby wami ngaphandle kwami, egumbini lemithwalo?
Futhi kuzokwenzekani uma ucindezela ucansi endlini yangasese?
Ngokunokwenzeka, akukho okuzokwenzeka. Ukukhathazeka okukodwa. Uma uthathe umhlalaphansi uthule emgodini futhi, ungaphazamisi noma ngubani, faka amagama akho ohlwini lwamalungu e-Mile High Club, akunakwenzeka ukuthi undize noma ngandlela thile ujezise. Futhi, ngendlela, kwikhabethe lethoyilethi ihlala njalo imaski emibili yo-oxygen. Ingozi? Ungacabangi. Isikhathi esihle kakhulu sothando olufanele - isidlo sakusihlwa lapho umphathi abaphathi ematasa eqhekeka, futhi abagibeli - ukulindela kwakhe. Kepha ngiqonde - uma indlu yangasese imatasa ngaphezu kwemizuzu eyi-15, abasebenzi bangakhathazeka futhi bavule ikhabethe ngaphandle. Yebo kungenzeka. Kepha ucansi kwikhabethe alunconywa - ukuphazamiseka, amaphoyisa, inkantolo, inhlawulo nendawo ehlonishwayo kuhlu olumnyama lwendiza aqinisekisiwe.