Umsebenzi oyingozi kakhulu, amahlaya ajabulisayo. Akumangazi ukuthi abashayeli bezindiza abanama-dispatchers bakhanya.
Ama-Newbies nama-Old-Timers
Umgibeli
(Okuhlaza okotshani, nomfundisi): - Board XXX, thatha i-Echelon 60. Akukho ukusabela. - Board XXX, thatha i-Echelon 60. Ukuthula. - (NOSRES) Board XXX, phendula i-dispatcher. Umfundisi ku-eil dispatcher: - Nginikeza isethi: mhlawumbe uhlangothi lomsakazo we-xxx alusebenzi? I-Dispatcher: - Board XXX, uma ungizwa, chofoza lapho inkinobho yokwamukela emsakazweni. Uma ungangizwa, chofoza kabili! Pilot (chofoza): Qhafaza uchofoze! I-dispatcher itshala indiza ye-cessna enezinkuni ezine phambi kweBoeing 737. I-Cessna Pilot: - Umbhoshongo, kude kangakanani kimi 737? I-dispatcher ayinaso isikhathi sokuphendula ukuthi umshayeli we-boeing ukhuphuka kanjani i-horse bass ephansi: - Vele ungabukeki! I-dispatcher izama ukwenza lokwenza umfundi we-pylon-umfundi, elahlekile emoyeni ngemuva kwendiza ende. D: Yayiyini indawo yakho yokugcina edumile? P: - Lapho ngimi owesibili ubuyela ekuhambeni. I-Dispatcher Enalutho - I-Pilla "Casa-212" (indiza encane ye-Twin-Injini ene-chassis enonya): D: - I-XXX XXX, une-chassis ngesikhundla esikhishwe! P: - Ngibonga kakhulu, mnumzane! Sinalo kulesi sikhundla kusukela ngo-1986 ...
Izici zezindiza zikazwelonke
Isikhumulo sezindiza saseFrankfurt sifika i-Boeing 737 "Izindiza zaseBrithani". I-dispatcher inquma ukuhlaya: - Ukufika ngempumelelo, ukaputeni. Kepha uphambuke kwesokunxele kancane kusuka emgqeni ophakathi. IBriton iphendula ngokushesha: - Ngakho-ke, umbhoshongo! Ngihlala phansi kwesokunxele esincane somucu ophakathi. Futhi umshayeli wesibili uhlala kancane ngakwesokudla! I-Pilot yaseJalimane iLufthansa ezicelo zezindiza zaseMunich ngesiJalimane kusuka ku-Dispatcher yezwe yokuhamba. D (ngesiNgisi): - Uma ufuna ukuzwa impendulo, kufanele ubuze ngesiNgisi. P (ngesiNgisi): - NgingumJalimane, ngishayela indiza yaseJalimane futhi ngiseJalimane. Kungani kufanele ngikhulume isiNgisi? Unesisho esingezwa esingesiNgisi uhambelana nomshayeli ongaziwa wendiza: - Ngoba ulahlekelwe ngumhlaba wesibili! Umshayeli wendiza "ka-Alitals" wase-Italiya, udlulela ekuphazanyisweni: - I-Italy 1234, ngicela imvume yokushintsha i-echelon. - Uh ... Uhlobo lwase-genitaliya 1234, Ocust Echelon 230. - Nkosi Nkulunkulu, mnumzane! "Sasiatia", a, al, noTa, A, AL, NAMI !! Ama-Fighters amabili aseBrithani andiza eduzane. Umshayeli wempi oyedwa ungumshayeli womunye: - Bheka, kimi, umaki wokungenisa uyangilula? - Ayikho indlela. - Ngakho-ke, Buddy, uyavutha ...
Ngaphezulu kweJalimane. I-Dispatcher - indiza yezindiza zase-Italy: - I-Altalia XXX, phendula ukuhambisa ukuthula. - I-Altalia XXX, phendula ukuthula kwe-dispatcher. - Altalia xxx? Umshayeli ongaziwa one-accent yesiJalimane: "Kubonakala sengathi banesiteleka esizenzakalelayo" ngaphezulu kweNgilandi. D: - I-Air France 123, shintshela imvamisa ye-Ground Dispatcher, futhi inhlanhla emgqonyeni webhola wanamuhla weFrance ne-England umshayeli wendiza yengculazi: D: - Futhi-ke! NgingumIrishi! I-Dispatcher - AbaseMelika Pilot: - Yehla kuze kube ngamamitha ayizinkulungwane eziyi-6, ingcindezi yezulu esikhumulweni sezindiza ezikhulelwe izindiza 1011 millibar. - Awukwazi yini ukuhumusha ngamasentimitha we-mercury pist? - Kulungile, yehla ngamasentimitha angama-72 e-Mercury Post, ingcindezi 1011 mg ... Stuttgart Airport. D: - Lufthansa 5680, setha kabusha ijubane elifinyelela ku-170 amafindo. P: - Yebo, njengaseFrankfurt. Nalapho, futhi, munye wababili - noma angama-210, noma u-170 ... kodwa akukho lutho, sibantu abaguquguqukayo: - Nami,. Finyezela ijubane kuze kufike kuma-node angu-173 ... umshayeli we-boeing 747 "United Airlines" uzama ukuhlekisa ngeSydney Air Dispatcher, e-Australia. P: - Sawubona, Sydney, lokhu "kuhlanganiswe ne-XXX," singamamayela angama-50 futhi sibona isiqhingi sakho ... D: - Ngikuqonda, "United" ... ngikuvumela ukuthi undize isiqhingi kabili, khona-ke Ungaya ekutholeni.
Impi Yezitezi
Umphathi wendlela (umfazi) usanda kudlula ibhodi le-portratcher (indoda) yokuxhumanisa. P: - Simamayela ayi-12 ukuya enyakatho-ntshonalanga ye-strip 5. D: Ukuzwilisile, konke kuhlanzekile phakathi kwakho nesikhumulo sezindiza, ngivumela indlela yokufika eqondile ngo-5. p (nge-inertia ngemuva kokuxhumana Ngowesifazane wesifazane): - Imvume yokufika komugqa oqondile 5, ngenxa ye-Madame ... D: - Okuthile okunjalo, uvele wangibiza ngokuthi Madame! Ukufika ngenqatshelwe ngokuqondile, yeka ukwehla, ukugcina ukuphakama kwamanje, kuyithuba lakho lokufika emhlabathini ngemizuzu engama-20. Umshayeli Wezindiza, ngokuphefumula okukodwa, ngaphandle kwamakhoma: - Umbhoshongo okufanele uwususe ulungile! I-Dispatcher: - Ngiyethemba ukuthi akekho ... umsunguli womhlabathi - umfazi (osemgqeni we-hysterical): - Board 2771, lapho, ulindile, uyalibangisa? Ngikutshele ukuthi uvule ithrekhi ethi "C", uvule "D"! Awuhlukanisi ku-c kusuka ku-d? Nkosi, nonke ningixubile ngesixha! Yima lapho ume futhi ungahambi kuze kube yilapho ngikutshela okufanele ukwenze! Ngemuva kwesigamu sehora, ngizoqala ukukunikeza imiyalo yama-romage, futhi ngifuna ukuthi uye ngqo lapho ngithi khona, lapho ngisho nokuthi ngithini nokuthi ngithini nokuthi ngithini nokuthi ngithini nokuthi ngithini nokuthi ngithini! Ngokusobala, 2771 ?? Ngemuva kwalokhu ku-tirade emoyeni, ngenxa yezizathu ezisobala, ukuthula kubusiwe, okwathi ngemuva kwesikhathi esithile kwaphula izwi lomshayeli othile: - Ngitshele, ngabe ngake ngashada?
Imbongolo ikhona, kepha awekho amagama?
Umshayeli wendiza, izindiza ezithile, wahlukunyezwa ukuba alinde ithuba lakhe ukuba akhumule, anikeze umoya: "Sengivele ngidle ngilinde!" D: - Ukusakazwa kokugcina, thina mathupha thina! P: - Ngathi oh ngadla, futhi ungashintshiwe! Esikhumulweni sezindiza esilayishiwe, umgqugquzeli futhi ubizela futhi ezinhlangothini ukuthi kufanele balinde imvume yokufika. Othile ovela kubashayeli bezindiza, ngaphandle kokuvimba, izifunda: "Nangu shit!" I-dispatcher iphendula ngokuqinile: "Mnumzane, ukusetshenziswa kwesilulumagama okuyichilo kulesi siteshi akuvunyelwe ngokuya ngemithetho ye-xxx. Ngiyacela thina. " Eyesibili kamuva, izimpendulo zezindiza zesibili: "Le bhodi 123, yeShit, isimo asilungile." Ngokulandelayo uphendula omunye: "Board 456, isimo se-shit asilungile." Okunye ngokulandelana, bonke abashayeli bezindiza babika ukuthi "isimo sabo" Shit "asilungile. Umshayeli wezindiza olimini lwesiNgisi ngemuva kokulindela isikhathi eside upakela, ekugcineni, ku-strip yokuthatha bese uthola ukuthi kunezinja ezimbili ezikuwo. P (okubi): - Umbhoshongo, * LA, nginawo amabili lapha ama-E ** Chiya izinja phakathi nomucu. E (Hhayi English Enginaye kahle): - Mnumzane, qinisekisa umyalezo wakho: izinja ezimbili e ** phakathi strip?
Egameni elithembekile nephiko elilodwa
Ibhodi, elifakwe ngejubane elinconyiwe, alikwazi ukwehlisa ijubane futhi ligibele imichilo isikhathi eside. I-Dispatcher: - I-BORF ngakho-ke, ekugcineni kwebhendi, yenza ithuba elinamandla. Lokhu, yiqiniso, uma ukwazi. Uma ungakwazi, shiya isikhumulo sezindiza uqonde emgaqweni, phakamisa lapho uhlangana khona bese ubuyela esikhumulweni sezindiza. Kwakufanele i-American KingAir ukudiliza kusuka ku-runway, njengenjini yakhe yesokudla nge-flamm elahlekile. Ukaputeni wamukela ngokuzethemba zonke izinyathelo ezidingekayo, kuza ekuhanjisweni okuphuthumayo nalapha, kusuka ekucindezelekeni, kudida ama-microphones. Ekuqaleni ukhuluma ngombhoshongo: - Manenekazi. Yonke into isezingeni elifanelekile, sathula ngokuzithoba ukuze siphuze inkomishi yetiye. Ngemuva kwalokho kubagibeli: - UMaidi. UMaidi. UMaidi. Injini ngomlilo. Uma ngingabhekanga umqulu, sonke sizoshabalala! Ukufika okuphuthumayo. Shayela iqembu eliphuthumayo! Izindiza zizama ngokuphepha, abagibeli babheka ukuthula nokuphatheka. D: - Board XXX, kubonakala sengathi unenye yegumbi lemithwalona nawe: - a, ngiyabonga, kungenzeka wamukele uMbhoshongo weLuk, kodwa kungenzeka ukuthi wamukele iLuka ye-Luk Compass yamandla ethu asizayo D: - Kulungile, thatha phuma endizeni eqala. D: - Board xxx, uh ... ubukeka sengathi ukuvuza kwemithwalo kwaqala kusuka ku-AUxiliary Power Plant yakho ... Dispatcher: - Okuthile okufana nalokho udinga imivimbo ekhanyisa ukukhanyisa? Pilot: - Ee ... oh kahle, sizokwenza ngaphandle kwawo. I-Dispatcher: - Kuhle, uma kungenjalo asinayo ... Dubai. "I-Palcepantedd" Pilot of Airbies Airkus on the Runway: - Tower, kusho ibhodi xxx, nginazo zonke izinduku ezine (injini) induku nokukhanya, ngilungele ukuhlukana! Unesibopho somshayeli olandelayo emugqeni wokuthatha izindiza: - Angikaze ngithande ukusho lokhu, umngani, kepha kubukeka sengathi unazo zonke izinjini ezinhlanu ze-rod futhi zikhanyise. Unesitshalo esisizayo samandla ...
Odlula kubani
D: - Ngaphandle kwalokhu, shintsha imvamisa ka-119.3 bulence D: - Borch enjalo, switch to Frequency 119.3 Belence D: - Into enjalo, uyangizwa? Isikhathi Eside P: - Borf Ngakho-ke, kubangelwe? D: - Sengikubize amahlandla amane. Shintshela kufrikhweni elivalekile le-119.3 P: - Cha, wasibiza kuphela amahlandla amathathu! I-Pilot Joker, isondela ebusuku esikhumulweni sezindiza esincane sesifundazwe: - Tower, Guess, ngingubani? Ikhanda le-shift lelula isandla salo kwiphaneli yokulawula ukukhanyisa izibani futhi lisike wonke amalambu okutshala. - Okokuqala uqagela, sikuphi? Isikhathi semini, inqwaba yendiza ilinde imvume yokususa emhlabeni. Pilot: - Tower, "Alitalia-1234", unazo izindaba ezinhle kithi? I-Dispatcher: - Yebo. Nginosuku lokuzalwa maduze ... Indiza yezakhamuzi egcinwe nguMnyango Wezokuvikela, ilinde ithuba lokuhamba. D: - Board XXX, yisho indawo oya kuyo P: - Lolu uhlelo lokumisa okwesikhashana. D: - Board XXX, Qhubeka ulinde ithuba lakho P: - Eee ... nokulinda isikhathi eside? D: - Lolu ulwazi oluyimfihlo ... P: - Tower, singakanani isikhathi sokulinda ukuthatha? D (ngokungenacala): - Yebo, akudingekile ukulinda nhlobo, ukhiphe ukuvumela u-P: - Suka ?! Yebo, lapha phambi kwami izinhlangothi eziyisishiyagalolunye! D: - Well, ekugcineni weza e-idiot, futhi kwanele ukuthatha isikhathi sami! I-dispatcher yakhululwa ngokuphelele izinsuku ezingama-30.
USolwazi Lophch, ukwamukela!
I-Dispatcher: - Landela umucu owodwa noma amathathu. I-Pilot: - Kulungile, kuya kumicu emithathu. I-Dispatcher: Impendulo ayilungile, kepha lo ngumqondo omuhle ... Ngishintshe umqondo wami, ngilandela umucu wami, i-dispatcher: - Board XXX, izinkomba zihlangana namamayela ayi-6. I-Pilot: - Nikeza elinye uphawu lomhlaba, nginewashi le-elekthronikhi. Umshayeli: - Umbhoshongo, lapho sikhumula, sabona isilwane esithile esifile ekugcineni. I-Dispatcher: - Bourge, ulinde ukuthatha indawo, uke wezwa? Pilot ulindele ukuhamba: - Ngizwe. Sesivele sazise umhlinzeki wethu wokuhlinzeka. Indiza yezokuthutha ihlelwe ukuthutha e-Ireland yohlobo olungavamile lwe-Drof (usayizi omncane wezinyoni nge-partridge) umi ngokulayisha. Ngaphezu kwamaseli nezinyoni eziseBhodini, i-SUV nayo iyathumela "Landread". I-Pilot: - I-Georgia Drop and Lands Read, Thola i-Dispatcher: - Eee ... Ngikuzwilisile kahle? Ulayishwe ngeFurewood "Landread" ??? I-Pilot (izama ukugqashula ekuphazanyisweni okuqinile emoyeni): I-Pshshsh, Chavk, Chavk, Psshshsh, Chavk. I-Dispatcher: - Uh ... angikuzwa, imisindo eqinile. Kuzwakala sengathi uncela i-hose yokunisela.
