Ngandlela thile bekudingekile kangangokuba intombazane ephakathi noma umfana ojwayelekile ngokwesiko ngokwesiko ithulule isizungu sakhe izinyembezi izinyembezi, i-snot nevodka. Futhi bahlupheke kakhulu ngenxa yalokho. Okumangazayo ngokuphelele - zama ukuthela i-snot ne-vodka, ngokwesibonelo, Pilaf. Bese uzama ukuyidla.
Enyanyekayo, yebo? Ngesizungu, ncamashi nento efanayo ukuthi kubukeka kabi nge-snot, ngokutholwa kwesokudla kuphenduka ubuthana. Ngakho-ke, silungiselela kahle. Isizungu sihamba kahle:
Nge-pepper
Abantu abangenazo izibopho ezinkulu emcameni oseduze abakhawulelwe kumathuba okungezelela impilo encane ezimpilweni zabo, noma ngabe kugxuma ngeparachute noma i-tattoo ngesimo sokudla okuphekwe. Bonke abanye abantu baphoqeleka ukuba baqabule ngaphambi kombhede nge-revid evuselelekile: "Uhlobo luni, wena ohrenel, noma ini?".
Nge-Seafood
Uma ushiya kubakaki, iqiniso le-mercantile lelo lomuntu oyedwa izindleko zolwandle ezishisayo ziwela okungenani kabili, kuhlala kuyithuba elikhulu lokungasebenzi yonke iminitha, kodwa wonke amaholide ukuze ahlale, abheke I-Blue Horizon, ukungakunaki okuhehayo kwasendaweni, noma okuphambene nalokho. Ukungasisho umdlandla womuntu ngqa okokuqala empilweni yakhe akazange ahambe eTula ne-Samovar, eTurkey enezithombe zayo naseThailand ngeTransvestite yakhe.
Nge-multivitamin isakhiwo
Ephepheni isilinganiso sabesifazane abangashadile, njengomthetho, kubukeka kungcono kunokushada. Futhi iphuzu lapha akukhona nje kuphela ukuthi abantu abanesizungu 'bakhona emakethe' futhi baphoqeleka ukuba bazigcine bezigcina ngokwabo ngezwi elithi "Kuthiwani uma umuthi wenkohliso wenkomba?". Iqiniso ngukuthi abantu abanesizungu badla kulokho abakudingayo imizimba yabo, futhi bangenasidingo sokudla njalo i-borsch, futhi kuzowohloka. I-Borsch, ngomqondo othile, uwohloka. Noma umyeni. Noma bobabili.
Nge-caviar emnyama
Izibalo ezingalungile zithi abantu abanesizungu baphumelela kakhulu emisebenzini yabo. Yini, ngokujwayelekile, akumangazi - esilinganisweni esiqondayo ngokuphelele, umuntu ongadingi ukuthunga ubusuku bonke egqoke iqhwa leqhwa futhi aklebhula ePlastic Fight Canvas "Alexander Nevsky nezinye izilwane".
Nge-Good Distoy
Amazolo asekuseni awuphawu lwaphakade lwenkululeko. Abantu abanesizungu kuphela abangaphuma emkhakheni wenkundla, bancike amabele agcwele futhi banqume: Ngabe ngingilinda, ngokwesibonelo, kubangani eMinks ekujuleni okuseduze? Emva kwalokho, bagxumela ekuhlanganyeleni okuseduze nasebusuku bahlehliselwe u-Instagram ngokwabo ukuze bamukele nge-Gomel Samba eyiqiniso.
Ngamaqanda
Kuzwakala, kunjalo, rustic, kepha impilo imfushane, kufanelekile ukuzama konke. Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi othile uzokuhogela izitembu zakho zepasipoti, futhi uzobheka ezamehlela zokuzijabulisa kuphela kuma-movie we-porn. Yebo, futhi lokho - ngokuxakile.
Ngaphansi kwejazi loboya
Umuntu onesizungu unomthetho oqinisekiswe nguMthethosisekelo, ilungelo lokuthenga isikhwama semiholo eyisithupha yanyanga zonke. Noma ijazi loboya kwabayisithupha ngonyaka. Ngaphandle kwemiphumela ekhethekile yezinto zasendlini ezintekenteke. Indoda eshadile esesimweni esifanayo, okungenani, usuku lwalubhekene nezandla eziphukile, ezinwebelwe izinwele zalalelwa izinwele futhi zalalela ama-maxim ayinkimbinkimbi wokuthi uNkulunkulu akazange anikeze kanjani ubuchopho.
-Akhelwe
Lokhu kumnandi kakhulu, mhlawumbe. Inkulumo enekhono elithi "Indlu yami iyinqaba yami" iba ngokoqobo. Ngubani owake wezwa umnikazi ngokuphelele endlini yakhe awukwazi ukwazisa ngosayizi wangempela wale cookie. Amahora ayisithupha egumbini lokugezela nencwadi? Yebo kalula. Ngaphandle kwama-panties kanye nekhanda elingcolile? Ngingedwa futhi ngijabule, unyakaze (hee hee). Amakholomu anamandla aphelele? Yebo, futhi akekho noyedwa onekhanda. Nomakhelwane? ... Futhi omakhelwane balalela kuphela umculo omuhle. Bayayifuna noma cha.
Ngososo omnandi futhi omnandi
Isizungu sinomthelela engxenyeni ethile efanelekile ye-eclecticism. Izinsuku ezintathu ngaphandle kokulala, izinsuku ezintathu zokulala, azikho usuku ngaphandle kwephathi, izinkathi eziyisishiyagalombili "ezilahlekile" ngesonto, ukuze noma isitolo singaphumi - akukho lutho oluzokwenziwa khona Sebenzela uhlobo oluthile lokuphendula luyekethise futhi lukuthathe njengelinikezwe.
Ejusi yayo
Isizungu ngokwaso - cishe ukuphela kwethuba lakho lokuxoxa nomuntu ohlakaniphile ngaphandle kwama-Avicers. Funda Ukuphila, akekho, ngaphandle kwakho, akukubeki, kuyisinyathelo esiphezulu kakhulu ezitebhisini zokwanela. Kepha owesifazane owanele ngokuphelele ungabamba umklomelo obaluleke kakhulu eLotto yeLife, lapho kudlalwa khona amadoda anesizungu.
