Ukuqomisana okubonakalayo kufana neRoulette yaseRussia. Kwesinye isikhathi kufanelana enhliziyweni yomcibisholo omkhulu, kwesinye isikhathi ... kwezinye izindawo ezazingakulungeli ukuguquka okunjalo!
Ukuchitha imali okuyize
Uthole incwadi evela kumlingani oyedwa, encazelweni ye-lyrimist ye-lyric, okhethwayo wesayensi. Kuphakanyisiwe masinyane. Ngisebenze kulesi sikhungo ngacela ukumzalela e-griboedov canal. Ukuhlangana kuma-sneaker abamisele futhi ngesikhwama esingemuva, ngaphandle kwemizuzu emihlanu, abangenamakhaya. Futhi masinyane uyabuza: "Kuwe noma kimi?" Ngithi, ngandlela thile ekuseni kakhulu ngakho-ke masinyane ... Ukucacisa ukuthi ubulili ngeke bube khona manje, kuyashintsha ebusweni nasebusweni obubi: "Ngeze yazi nge-baton!"U-Zodiac akatsheli
Wavuma ukuhlangana. Ekuseni, konke bekuseqedile, wabiza futhi wathembisa ukushayela, kepha waphinde wabiza ihora elimisiwe futhi - wamenyezelwa ukuthi wabala i-horoscope futhi wathola ukuthi lolu suku lwalungabaleki emihlanganweni nabesifazane besibonakaliso sami . Ngicabanga ukuphola ngokupholile. Kepha emva kwalokho akazange anyamalale! Ubizwe kaninginingi, wathi ngenza ezinye izakhiwo ngifundise ukubikezela ... Kwamangaza ukuthi azange zifezeke.
Ukuqoqa Amandla
Enye ngemuva kwenkathi yemibhalo ebethe ngithi ukuxhumana kuleli sayithi, iqoqa amandla ezocansi, lapho-ke iphenduka imisebenzi yobuciko yobuciko. Ngasikhathi sinye, kwabizwa ngemvelo. Ukuthi izihlahla zithanda, noma ngabe uzobhala izindawo zomhlaba ngaso leso sikhathi.I-Creative Valentine
Kubukeka sengathi kwakunguyena ojwayelekile, ngabhala ngobunono, kwakhuluma kahle, ezithombeni ezinhle ... Ngamafuphi, savuma ukuhlangana ngosuku lwabathandi. Ngakho-ke ngayethulwa eValentine, eyayinamathiselwe emabhodleleni ohlobo oluthile lwewayini! Ngenxa yalokho, ngandiza ekhaya ngaphansi kwe-balconies, ngalala ebubini futhi ngakonakalisa amabhuzu amasha amasha.
Onqenqemeni lombuzo
Ukuhlangana okukodwa okuvela esizeni sokuqomisana, sekufikile isikhathi sosuku, ngokushesha kwakhipha umbuzo owayedingeka ukuze abe sendle. Khumbula ngokufanayo ... "Yini okudingeka uyenze ukuze ufune ngokushesha?" Ngiwile. Hhayi-ke, kusobala hhayi ukuthi wenzeni nje :)Ngiyakuthanda ukunamahloni
Ngibhalise kwisiza sokuqala sokuqomisana empilweni yami. Kwakudingeka ukubhala okuthile ngaye nge-Inglice. Ngabe sengibe ne-Internet ngokuphelele nge-Intanethi. Ucele indodakazi yakhe ukuthi ibhale ngami. "Kuyini ngempela?" - Ngiyaphendula: "Iqiniso". Wabhala, angizange ngibheke, izincwadi zahamba neJamb. Strange Okunjalo Bonke: Babhala ukuthi bapheka kahle kamhlophe ukuthi umgcini wendlu ucabanga izindlu ... ngicabanga ukuthi konke. Lapho-ke ingqondo yanele ukuhumusha iphrofayela yami. Futhi lapho kulotshiwe ukuthi: Lazy, ngiyakuthanda ukushwabadela impilo ekhululekile. Ingane yekhanda elinjalo yathola. Futhi yena: "Mamusik, ubheka nje ukuthi bangaki ukuthi ufuna ukukuphaphamani!"
Izindawo Zenhlobo
Intombi yami, intombazane enhle, enhle, ngemuva kokuthweswa iziqu, yaya edolobheni lakubo elincane esifundeni sasePSKOV. Sibhalise ku- "LovePlan". Babhale iqiniso lonke, isithombe besiphonswa kwesokudla, idolobha liveze konke lokho. Ezinyangeni ezimbalwa, wabhala eyodwa kuphela, kuleli dolobha esenzeka ohambweni lwebhizinisi ... Ngenxa yehlaya, sashintsha indawo yokuhlala enguteshini yemibuzo. IFinland Ebhaliwe, iTampere. Lesi sithombe sashiywa ngendlela efanayo. Wabe esehamba, waya! Bayithululela izincomo neziphakamiso, babhale kusukela esifundeni sonke se-USSR yangaphambili. Ngenxa yalokho, washada ngempumelelo ... kozakwabo emsebenzini.Esikhundleni sezithombe
Ngihlala emsebenzini, ngingenza lutho, ngihambelana kancane kancane e-ICQ. Othile uyangqongqoza. Siqala ukuxhumana. Nginqume ukufunda kabanzi nge-interlocutor yakho - futhi ngiyabona ukuthi lo uzakwabo. Futhi akazange aqagele. Emsebenzini, wayengalingani, emnyama, futhi lapha uyakhipha, umama akashisi. Ekupheleni kosuku lokusebenza uyabhala: "Ungumuntu othokozisayo othokozisayo, ngifuna ukubona ukuthi ubukeka kanjani. Phonsa isithombe sakho ". Futhi ngi: "Futhi yini okufanele uyilahle ... jikisa ikhanda kahle!" Uguqula ikhanda lakhe, futhi ngimphamba isandla sakhe njengonobhala jikelele nge-mausoleum ...
Izimpawu ezikhethekile
Emhlanganweni wokuqala, ngemuva kokuxhumana, savuma ukuhlangana nentombazane esikhungweni sezitolo. Ngimbiza: Bathi, beza, abamnyama Peugeot 207, balindile. Uyaphuma, edlula ngemoto yami ... futhi ebukeka kahle esilingweni seNissan! Futhi unepuleti yelayisense enezinombolo 207 ... wagijimela inselelo ekudingisweni. UGuy eNissan, ngokuvamile, isipho sokukhuluma esilahlekile, hhayi igama elingqongqoziwe.Ghost vladimir
Sibhala kabusha, sakha futhi sisezinhlelweni sinquma ukuthi kubalulekile nje ukuhlangana. Ngokufana, engeza ku- "Odnoklassniki" nokunye ... futhi zonke ezinye izinsuku, i-vladimir isuswa kuwo wonke amaSotcasts, ibeka ohlwini lwezinombolo! Ngithenge izembatho ezintsha ngokwami, futhi wavele wavele wavele ... yilokhu ebengikudinga ukusho okubi? Ngisacabanga ... kahle, kepha ukugqoka kulungile kimi!
Ukuheha ama-dudes
Ngihlala esizeni sicasukile, imizwa e-zero, umyalezo uza lapha: "Sawubona! Ake ungitshele ukuthi ungajwayelana kanjani nawe ukuze ujwayele ukuqinisekisa ukufana kwezigxobo zethu zezinkagini? " Ngithukuthele kakhulu, kukhona nohlobo oluthile lokunyakaziswa nezigxobo zami ... Ngibhala: "Ngokushesha ngingasho ukuthi: Zihlukile!" Bonke abacasukile bacisha i-laptop, bese ngikhanyisiwe: izigxobo ezahlukahlukene zikhangwa! Ngiyabuya, futhi masinyane sibhala ngasikhathi sinye: "Hawu, dana, izinto ezahlukene zikhangwa." Kusukela lapho, sindawonye. I-Usizo Kwesinye isikhathi khohlwa i-physics yesikole ...Hawu lokho akusikho kuwe
Nginezincwadi ezinzima nge-mch, futhi ngifana nentombi yami. Futhi siyajwayela uvela enkulisa, futhi ukudingida abafana abajwayele ... mm, ake sithi, siqonde ngqo nangamahlaya. Futhi ngengozi umyalezo womngane osesitayeleni esifanele uthunyelwa kule mch. Mpofu! Ngandlela thile akazange azibone izambulo zami, wanyamalala e-radar ngaso leso sikhathi.
Inhlanzi yami
Isikhathi sokuqala nesokugcina sivunyelwe ukuhlangana ngemuva kokuxhumana. Isikhathi esimisiwe saphuma, ngiyazulazula - akukhona ... ngemuva kwemizuzu eyi-15 yaphenduka yahamba yahamba. Ubiza: "Uphi, ukuphi?" Mina: "Wawukuphi?" Yena: "Hhayi, ngabambezeleka, izinhlanzi ezivela ebhange e-Don akhishwe. Wayesebusika ... "ikhethini.Ukuzijabulisa kwe-Ornithology
Kusihlwa kusihlwa lesi simangaliso songindle ngohlobo oluthile lwamazwi ekuguquguqukeni kwabesilisa. Ukukhumbuleka kakhulu: Waqhathanisa amadoda - ukunakwa! - ngama-roosters. "Indoda enjengeqhude kufanele ikhombise ukuvumelana kwakhe" nokunye okuningi mayelana nemisila ye-cockpit kanye nokuma ... ngokuvamile, uhambo lokuzijabulisa lwe-ornithological kwaqhubeka amahora amabili lapho akhuluma khona kuphela. Endleleni engingincome ngayo, wathi benginomhlathi othakazelisa kakhulu. Lapha kufanele kube yi-faispalm. Ngaya esikhungweni selifti ...
Uyini ubuso bakhe?
Konke kwahamba kahle, futhi lapha wakhipha engcwadzini ethile: "Uyazi, abesifazane babheka ubuso bami - futhi banqume ukungazihlanganisi nami ..." Ngesabisa. Into azithandayo ngokushesha. Futhi ngesifiso esinesikhathi esinesikhathi, futhi yini enamuntu. Ukulungiselela noma iyiphi indaba edabukisayo ... Futhi uyaphendula: "Yebo, ngimuhle!"Kubaliwe - Kuhlehlisiwe
Iningi, elihle, elimnandi, lonke ligcwele, liphana - cafe, izindawo zokudlela. Futhi-ke ngemuva kwezinyanga ezimbili nginikeze: Uyazi, ngiyitholile futhi ngibalwa - ubudlelwano bethu bubiza kakhulu kimi, nginqume ngemalimboleko, uyaxolisa.
Ebangeni ngemuva kokumangala
Ngize ngosuku lokuqala ezithendeni. Futhi uyimfihlakalo kimi, ebukhazikhazi emehlweni: "Ngikulungiselele ukumangala, ngidinga nje ukuhamba kancane." Yebo, ngenxa yamangalo ungahamba. Ngenxa yalokho, sahamba cishe ngehora elilodwa nesigamu esitolo esiseShabby. Wangifaka ebhentshini linda, wathi: "Vala amehlo akho" - ungibeke emlonyeni kaRafayeli. Ngidle, ngilinde lapho kumangala khona. Futhi kwavela ukuthi nguyena. Ngoba ngandlela-thile encwadini ngishilo ukuthi angikaze ngidle la maswidi. Ngakho-ke empeleni angithandi okumnandi! Futhi wanquma ukulwa ne-latitude yokugeza. Futhi kuze kube manje sahamba, ngoba kwamsebenza lapho, wakhululwa ngezikhathi ezithile ngesihawu ngesikweletu kuye.
Eshintsha izimpahla
Ebhaleni, wayengukuhlwa kanye nowamanzi, futhi emhlanganweni - eqandisiwe, izimbungulu. Ngenxa yalokho, wavuma ukuthi akazange abhale, nentombi yakhe, lesbian ...Okwejwayelekile kwabazwakala
Kuvunyelwe ngo-18,00 ekhefini elilodwa. Sengiphuze imizuzu eyi-10 - kwathi ngo-18.05 ngithole umyalezo: "Ubonise ukungahloniphi ukubambezeleka kwami. Abesifazane abajwayelekile beza kusengaphambili futhi bangilinde! " Futhi cishe inyanga yaqala, wabhala ukuthi "ngikulungele ukunginika elinye ithuba." Ngokusobala, i-dude "ejwayelekile" enokhahlo ayibanjwanga ...
Carnim ngemiqondo
Ngiza ngosuku ... futhi kukhona i-gopnik yemvelo enobhiya wokubhaka kanye nezinkomishi ezimbili zepulasitiki! Incekukazi, Damn. Engikutholile, angazi, kepha ... ngambheka - futhi sakhipha ubhiya wakhe ebhentshini ngaphansi kwembewu, sakhuluma ngokuphila. Ngaphambi kothando, icala, kunjalo, alifikanga. Kepha lapho isidina, kukhona osemgqomeni wezemidlalo webhiya aphuza!
Iphilisi elinoshukela
Umuntu oyedwa osendaweni enhle yemoto kusihlwa wangigibela edolobheni futhi watshela okuthile okukhathazayo ngempilo yami. Ngabona ukuthi angimthandi, kodwana akengafuni ukusho kimi. Lapho lesi simangaliso senzeka, wamqonda ngqo ezandleni zakhe imbiza enoju. Ukusho lokho kusuka ku-apiary yakhe. Kwakuyini?Romance berezova
Intombi yeza emhlanganweni. Lo mfo waphonsa ihlumela nge-birch, wamnika wathi: Halala ngeholide lentwasahlobo! Ngemuva kwalokho waphakamisa ukuthi agibele ... ebhasini.
Lekaka uzokwazi?
Bavumelana ngokujwayelekile, futhi emhlanganweni entweni yokuqala akwenzayo - isibalo sami njengoba ukubukeka okulinganiselwe kwakuyisibalo sami futhi ngabuza: "Pop njengeLenyane, kuphela uLenka, kuphela uLenka ophakeme." Ngemuva kokuthola ukuhlangabezana, futhi empeleni bazibuza ukuthi kungani ngingafuni. ULenka, njengoba Asho, ngasizathu simbe Akamfuni ...