Ngubani onecala ?! Kuyaziwa ukuthi ngubani!

Yonke into iwela ezandleni, i-crocodile ayibanjwa, iphrojekthi enhle inikezwa osebenza naye, intombi enhle kakhulu yaholela umuntu othandekayo futhi wamnika nokushona kwelanga, inyoka podkodnaya! Pics.ru uyazi ukuthi ngubani okufanele asolwe ngazo zonke izinkathazo zakho - nalu ulwazi olungcwele kakhulu!

Amanzi

Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi kukhona uzungu lomhlaba wonke, futhi izwe lihlukaniswe izimo zethonya, ngakho-ke izikhundla ezibalulekile zihamba kuphela kumalungu e-oda lakudala. Akekho oguqula le oda. Ikakhulu lowo ongahlali ngokulandelana kwakudala. Noma ngubani ongahlali kwenye indawo, ngisho naseqenjini leVkontakte.

Futhi yebo, umsizi weMenenja encane futhi isikhundla esibalulekile, uma umuntu engaqondi - uhulumeni oyimfihlo unombono wakhe uqobo !! Futhi abazitholi lezo zingcezu ezimakiwe ezifanele abantu abafanelekile bengafanele ngenxa yokuntuleka kwesipiliyoni, imfundo, noma ulwazi, kepha ngoba ukhetho lwakho abubhekwanga ngisho nangomhlangano oyimfihlo jikelele. Ukubekezelela ingcindezi? Umsebenzisi we-PC ozethembayo? Cha, akezwanga.

Abantu baseMelika

Ngakho-ke akuphili abantu abazolile. Isinkwa singadli - nikeza indoda yaseRussia ukuba yenze okubi! Futhi kuthathwe umuntu! Wena! Okokuqala, amagciwane, akhule ngokukhethekile ezindaweni zokuhlala eMelika, izandla ezinganakekelwa ososayensi abangenanhle !! Ngemuva kwalokho banikela ngokwenza ukugoma okubulalayo !! Ukuphapha ubuthi !! Futhi akusaziwa ukuthi kuzokwenzanjani !! Ngqo nca ezithile ukulungela isidingo somphefumlo wakho omnyama !! By the way, Ngabe uyazi ukuthi isigaba seCesarean sibuye safika nabaseMelika ukuze babhubhise isizwe saseRussia? Okufanayo!

AmaKhomanisi

Ngalezi zinke, konke kucace ngokushesha. Izwe lalisungula, izibusiso zendawo yonke azifinyelelanga, futhi washiya emigqeni, i-bureaucracy kanye nesikhalo sikaHamu kusuka kubo bonke, kusukela ku-Concierge emnyango futhi uphela ngomshayeli we-tram. Ngakho-ke, lapho futhi ngaphambi kwempumulo yakho, umnyango webhasi uzovalwa, uqeqeshe noma usesimweni esithile sesabelomali esingenakuqhathaniswa, wazi ukuthi konke - ukumangala okulimazayo

Njalo sifaka okuthile! Lokho ku-shit, khona-ke ephathini! ©

-Fobisa

Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi abafokazi bahlala bandizela ePlanethi yethu ethokomele ukufeza igazi lezivivinyo ngaphezu kwabantu abaphilayo, bathambe izimpunge, bese kungenelwa ngokushesha. Ingcindezi eyehla, iqhwa ngoJulayi naseLili ngoJanuwari yonke imiphumela yezivivinyo ezimbi. Futhi wena igundane lokuhlola nje. Ngabe ufuna ukufaka okuhlangenwe nakho kwakho? Amagundane anganikwanga! Hlala ku-mink yakho futhi wazi - ayikho indlela yokuphuma!

Abantu ababi

Sekuyisikhathi sokubona: abantu baba mubi kakhulu. Akekho othanda wena nezimpumelelo zakho, futhi, akekho ozojabula. Futhi kungani kungazelelwe? Yebo, wonke umuntu ufuna ukukucasukela, uhlazise futhi uhlwanyele ngokushesha ukukhanya! Awukwazi ukwethemba noma ngubani! Abangani nje bazenza sengathi bangabangane ukuletha ukushaywa ngemuva ngemuva komzuzu ofanele.

Ungathembi? Bese ubheka okunye okuzungezile. Cishe bazozinikela. Ngabe uphathwe nge-goodies? Ufuna ukuyeka nokunciphisa umzimba wakho ophelele! Unganikeli imali? Jotty! Yebo, awukwazi ukuqhubeka. Konke kucacile, yebo?

Ibhonasi

Vele, lezi yizindlela nje ezithandwa kakhulu. Kukhona ongaziwa kakhulu, kepha kulokhu akunakuhlukumezeka okungaphansi kwezinkinga zakho!

Cthulhu

Ulala ulala. Kubonakala sengathi angenza umuntu omubi mathupha? Kepha mhlawumbe! Khumbula - Ngesikhathi seholide lakho lesikhathi esedlule ezinsukwini ezintathu kusuka ezivunguvungwini eziyisikhombisa. Konke kuyikho konke yena, izinkomo zikaPogordordaya, zabuna eLwandle. Yebo Yebo!

Amahhashi we-Apocalypse

Bathi akunanzuzo. Kepha ngokusobala esendleleni. Futhi uqhubekele zonke izinhlobo zezinkinga nosizi. Futhi-ke uthola kakhulu.

Ongwini

Lapha konke kucace - abukho ubuso bomuntu obune-capitalism. Kepha kunomuthi okhokhelwayo, imfundo ekhokhelwayo futhi evame ukukhokha konke okungenayo imali ngokwemvelo. Uma kulula kuwe, ungaqala ukusola kuwo wonke amaHenry Ford. Bese bonke osomabhizinisi abaphumelelayo. Kufanele basolwe ngemvelo embi, ukubhujiswa kwe-ozone ungqimba kanye nokuvalwa komhlaba wolwandle.

Abazali

Akwanele noma athandwa kakhulu. Abakhathaleli nhlobo noma ngokucophelela nangokucophelela futhi kuze kube yiminyaka eyi-18 bahlangana nawe esikoleni. Ngamafuphi, kunoma yisiphi isimo esingaqondakali, iya ku-psychoanalyst bese ukhononda ngomama nobaba! Ngeze noma uwabekezelela kanjani impilo yonke eyazi ?!

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