Asibongi okokuqala futhi sivuselele amanothi ahlekisayo womhlahlandlela weTatyanaArumovskaya, futhi futhi athambisane, ngakho-ke banquma - udinga ukuhlanganyela nawe.
Iminyaka emihlanu edlule yokuphila eSoviet Union, kuze kube ngu-1988, ngasebenza njengomcwaningi omncane weHermitage. Wonke umuntu, obengumhlahlandlela, uyazi ukuthi imibuzo ngohambo iyamangalisa futhi ayilindelekile. Manje, ngemuva kweminyaka eminingi, kubonakala kimi ukuthi azithokozisi ngokwazo kuphela, kodwa futhi nokubonisa kwesinye isikhathi sokwazi kwenhlalo namasiko abantu baseSoviet.
Lawa marekhodi aqala ngokuthi indoda ethile yafika kimi ekhoneni likaHevsky no-Admiraltsky futhi yabuza:
"Ake ungitshele, kuphi i-matage?" - ?! Hu, indlela enkulu kanjena, lapho kwakuhlala khona amaKhosi.
Ngakho-ke kwakukhona incwadi yokubhalela enegama elithi "ubuciko beMetrazh"
Emnyangweni wasendulo: "Kungani lezi zinsimu zazenza njalo ngaphandle kwazo?"Ibid. Iqembu eliphakathi kwe-Asia: "Intombazane, njengoba ungenamahloni. Ngemuva kwakho konke, eqenjini labesifazane nezingane! "
Ibid: "Ihlazo! Okokuqala, phenduka, bese ukhonjiswa! "
Egumbini lokudlela elincane. - Futhi ufuna ukusho ukuthi amasosha namatilosi ayekhona - futhi akazange athathe lutho? - Yebo. - Futhi bengizothatha!
- Khombisa isidumbu! (Mummy) - Ungabona kanjani lapha zonke izinhlobo zeMumiya yasendulo? "" Kungani ungasibonisi uSmolny? "- Futhi kula mapuleti, amaKhosi adle ngempela noma abe INKOSI ayizange imcasule endlini. Wahamba omunye umuntu? - Uphi umbhede wendlovukazi? . Ubephila nge-rasputin? - Futhi liphi ihhashi eligcwele i-ekaterina II elala?
ERubens. Iqembu lasePoland elinomhumushi weSoviet. Uhambo: "Futhi lokhu kuyinto vakh." Umhumushi: "Futhi lo ngumfanekiso wakho we-bach umqambi" a. Ukuthula okugciniwe. Ngemuva kwalokho umbuzo ovela eqenjini: "Kungani kuleli fomu ?! "
Phambi kwe- "Vakhom" Rubens: "Sine-Voronezh ngalezi zinsuku eziyi-15!"
Ngaphambi kohambo. Iqembu leMoscow: "Ham, ngicela ngokushesha futhi ngokushesha!"
- Sifuna ukubona konke. Mina: ubude bamahholo e-hermitage amakhilomitha ayi-15. - (Siyajabula) futhi sizohamba ama-5 km ngehora nangehora elithile sizohlola konke!
Iqembu lezazi-mlando 4-5 izifundo ze-University of Almaty. - Usitshele lapha mayelana nokubethelwa kukaKristu. Ungitshele ukuthi kungani bebethelwa esiphambanweni? - Uyitadisha kanjani le ndaba, ungayifundi iVangeli? - Futhi asizange sikudlule. Hu usitshele ngamafuphi. - Kafushane nje? Ngokuphikisana.
Iqembu eliphakathi ne-Asia. Sidlula ebusika. Ifanela umuntu eqenjini - ethule, endlebeni: "Intombazane! Uyi-opeses enkulu ye-seaman, futhi usibonise leso sithombe! " ("Venus" Bush)
Ngemuva kohambo: - Ngabe kukhona imibuzo? - Nakhu. Futhi iphi indlela yokuphuma?
Umbukiso weDresden. Iphepheni veronese "indodakazi kaFaro ithola umntwana uMose" futhi ngemidwebo eminingana - indawo yokuphumula "uMose, amanzi anakekelayo edwaleni." Inenekazi (limangele kakhulu): Masinyane kangakanani!
Ehholo le-knight. "Namahhashi ukuhlafuna?"
Iqembu lezingane zesikole ezincane. Amur Falcone, uthisha uvimba umhlahlandlela futhi utshele abafana: - Izingane, bhekani kubukeka ngaye? Ukuthula. - Hu Kanjani! Le yi-lenin encane!
- Ngesikhathi ngilapha okokugcina, sabonisa umsele, lapho i-ekaterina II idlwelwa isobho uPeter I!
Futhi liphi amaqanda eKulibin?
Ngemuva kohambo, isalukazi selundiza, ngenhla. - Ngitshele, Peter the Great - Wenza okungaka eRussia, futhi kungani kungekho muzi wegama lakhe? Mina (ngokucophelela): Ngo-1924, uPetrograd waqanjwa kabusha uLeningrad. - Yebo, yebo, lapha ngiyakubuza, ngani? Futhi ngingabhala kuphi ngalokhu?
Ngokunamahloni kakhulu futhi uthule, ungisusa kude neqembu. - Futhi sasiphi isithombe lapha, lapho sidonswa khona ... Unqunu Dana? - Ingabe unentshisekelo ku- "Dana" Rembrandt noma "Dana" Titian? - Uyakhumbula, ngiyakhumbula ... kukhona ukuqamba amanga ... ze-ze, futhi umlethe ingane yakhe ...
I-Leningrad Group. Ngiphakamisa ukuthi ngikhethe izinketho ezahlukene zemizila. - Uyabona, thina singama-leningraders, silapha kaningi, izithombe kanye nemifanekiso ziyazi, ngakho-ke kusikhombisa kangcono ukwedlula amakamelo asebukhosini!
- Futhi uphi i-Alexander Macedon Tomb? (Alexandra Hvevsky)
Futhi uPeter Mina noKristu - ngukuthi lokhu futhi kuyafana?
Izinkambo ezivinjelwe. - Ngabe unemibukiso isikhathi esingakanani lapha? Eminyakeni emihlanu edlule kwakunguRafael Hang, manje sekufika - uRafael futhi!
- Futhi ungitshele ukuthi kungani lo madonna enze njalo ngomfana omncane futhi angikaze ngentombazane encane?
Ehholo lamashumi amabili namashumi amabili. Ngichaza izintelezi zokwakha. - Kungani usikhathalela futhi utshelwa kakhulu? Sivele sinamadevu, ama-yak bitches!
- Futhi siphi isithombe sakho lapha, lapho intombazane idla khona isifuba sabalimele? (Rubens "I-Asilelyube Roma")
- Futhi uzosikhombisa uPeter ohlezi? - Ngeshwa, ihholo eline-wax livaliwe. - (ngezinyembezi emehlweni, ngezwi) Kungani sihambe lapha ?!
EPazeryka.- Futhi yilokhu kumama umholi wokuzalela. - (Chaza) Tribal? Futhi yini amahloni kangaka?
- Nginombuzo hhayi kuhambo. Bengifuna ukwazi impilo yami yonke, Ubani igama likaPeter I? - Romanov. - Kanjani? Futhi naye ?!
Ebukweni-e-Peacock: "Futhi nini lokhu kugawula okuxakile?"
EMadonna Benoit. Iqembu elivela eMoscow. - Lapha ukhulume ngekusasa elibi le ngane. Kwenzekani kuye? - Lapho ekhula, wabethelwa. - a, ngiyabonga.
- Likuphi iGrozny libulala indodana yakho? - UGrozny ubulala indodana egalari yaseTretakov, eMoscow. - (Kudabukile futhi kudumaze) futhi ngaphezulu noma kuphi?
Inenekazi isikhathi eside futhi ngokusobala libheka isithombe se-herakla enqunu, ngokusekelwe ophahleni. Intokazi: "Lo nguPeter Mina, yebo?"
Iqembu lase-Ukraine. Ulala lonke uhambo. Kungazelelwe, egqoke ijazi lezingalo zikaTaras Bulba, zimi phambi kwami, zivuka, umlomo usakazeka ekumamathekeni okujabulisayo, ubheke isitsha esikhulu semabula enkabeni yehholo, blyno: - Kusuka, lokhu kuzoba yi Indebe, yebo umpe pelmeney!
Kusuka kusipiliyoni eHermitage Usizo
- Ingabe unayo imininingwane ekhokhelwayo? - Ukhona. - Ngemuva kwalokho, iphi indlu yangasese?
- Ingabe imisebenzi yobuciko iyasebenza? (Ngomqondo wokuthi ngabe umbukiso "wobuciko bemidwebo yaseVenetian")
Ngingasithola kanjani isithombe lapho kudonswa khona abesifazane abaningi abanqunu?
- Ingabe ulwazi? - Mina ngingulwazi. - Yini oyinikeza yona ephelele? Ngidinga okuphelele. - Yini ofuna ukuyazi? - Ngingafika kanjani esigodlweni sasebusika? - Ukulo. - Futhi inguquko yayilapha? - Yebo. - Ngiyabonga kakhulu.
- Malini le hermitage? - Uxolo? - Hu, ithikithi. - I-ruble eyodwa. - Futhi uma ku-3?
- Lapha sithenge amathikithi futhi singazi ukuthi kufanele sibuke ini. - Yini okuthandayo? - Futhi asinandaba!
Uhlobo lowesilisa lwesisebenzi esinomthwalo wemfanelo: - Umbukiso we-mae uvulekile? - Ngeshwa, izolo livaliwe. - Futhi ehhovisi lebhokisi ngatshelwa ukuthi livulekile! - Babenephutha. - Kungani kufanele ngikukholwe? - Uyakholelwa. Iya emnyuziyamu bese uzihlola. - Ukhona, ukuphi ukuvumelanisa komsebenzi wakho? Uyangiqonda? - Ngikuqonda kahle. Yini enye oyithandayo? - Nginentshisekelo ngeqiniso. - Iqiniso kumele lisungulwe ngenhla. - Sula. Uphi umlawuli omkhulu?
- Ingabe unikeza izinkomba? - Yebo. - Bese ungitshela, ngakho-ke ngathenga amathikithi amabili e-Golden Storeroom, futhi ngingedwa. Kumele ngenzeni? - Thengisa ithikithi. - Kepha ngime ngehora kulayini futhi angikwazi nje ukuthengisa ithikithi kothile! - Yisho ukulawula intombazane enhle futhi unikeze ithikithi kuye. Indlela emangalisayo yokuhlangana. - Ngibona kakhulu!
- Yini onayo ngempi lapha? - Hlobo luni lwempi? - Hu, mayelana nabanye.
- Ngingaya kanjani embukisweni "ubuciko be-medoldy of Finland"? Eside futhi uchaze ngokuningiliziwe. - Futhi kungumbukiso "ubuciko be-medoldy of Finland"? - Yebo. - Hawa akangithandi!
- Futhi ziphi izilwane lapha?
- Ungafika kanjani "kumfana ogobile"? ("Umfana Othukuthele" Mikelanello)
Kusuka ekuhambeni kweLases
- Ngaphambi kwakho, imidwebo emele iWang Dequean.
U-Salphian namanje impilo. - Bona ukuthi kubhalwe kangaka kalamula. Kungamaconsi abonakalayo wokujuluka!
EMnyangweni Wezamasiko WaseRussia. Intokazi ecwengekile: Ngesikhathi sikaPeter I, lo mshini wokusika ama-chubhu wasungulwa!
- Futhi lo ngumhlanga ovela ethanjeni le-catherine II.
Kusuka ku- "Danai" Rembrandt. - Phawula ukuthi amashidi anqunywe kanjani ngaphansi kwesipho!
- Futhi lokhu kuphambi kwakho ithuna lika-Alexander Hvskogo-2! (ngokufana negama lesiteshi seMetro)
Umhlahlandlela wesikhathi eside utshela iqembu leqembu elithi "Danai", bese liphenduka libonakale ngesabekayo eliphambi komdwebo kaLuka Jordano "Impi yama-Lapiphs." Lapho-ke, ngaphandle kwesikhashana, uthi: "Futhi ngalona mzuzu, lapho uZeus ebonakala ngesimo semvula yegolide ngaphambi kwe-danay, ukufaneleka kwalo mbhoshongo kwethule impi yama-lapiphs ngama-lapiphs!"
Ngokuvamile, njengoba amaGrikhi asendulo asho ngesiLatini: UVita Brevis, ars Lade - "impilo kakhokho, ubuciko kuze kube phakade." Esiwela kulowo mthombo wezizukulwane zabo eziphambeneyo, asikwazi ukungavumelani.
Umthombo