Izolo uhleli kahle. Kuhle kakhulu ukuthi sikwazile ukuphelelwa amahlandla amabili, sabayala utshwala komunye wabasebenzi balo ngokungemthetho, okuhlukaniswe ekuntweleni futhi, njengoba kufanele kubizwa, okubizwa ngokuthi yitekisi langaphambili. Kepha kwenzekani eVegas kuhlala eVegas, okuzokhumbula okudala, iso linqobile. Ekuseni weza, futhi ngayo - ikhanda, isicanucanu ne-tomotoy.
Ubuhlungu bekhanda bungasuswa ngama-painkiller. Okuzokwenza ngesibindi sakho, esivele sithintekile izolo - UNkulunkulu Oyedwa News. I-Tomoty, isiyezi kanye ne-nausea ngeke kususe lutho. Ukuphela kwendlela okuphuma nsuku zonke, okungenani kuzokuphendula.
Ngakho-ke, owokuqala, ukuthi uzoqala kuphi usuku amaqanda aqhekeziwe ane-snot. Ukukhazimulisa okujwayelekile, kepha kungenabungane kakhulu, ukuze hhayi kuphela i-yolk ebiwo-ketshezi, kodwa futhi namaprotheni alengiswe ngokukhishwa okungapheli. Konke lokhu kumele kusawoti futhi ngaphesheya. Ungakwazi ukujwayela ushizi. Umbono ungukuthi-ke, ukunambitheka kufana namaqanda e-Half-Eye, kepha kuvikelekile futhi kulungele ngokushesha okukhulu, kanye namabutho, njengoba sikhumbula, udinga ukusindisa. Kubalulekile ukuthi amaqanda akulesi simo - izindlela ezinamandla. Ngokwesimo se-semi-semide, basiza, abase-roam kahle - bathuthukise zonke izimpawu futhi bashayela ethuneni.
Uma kukhona amandla (kuyacaca ukuthi kuwukuphuzwa ngakho ukukhuluma ekuseni ngoMgqibelo, kodwa ngokuzumayo), ungenza ujusi we-orange omusha. Lesi yisiphuzo esiwusizo esibonakalayo futhi esimnandi, kepha sinqume wonke ama-orange ngesigamu bese usibeka nge-juicer yezandla - kuyadingeka ukuba yindoda enamandla kakhulu yomoya.
Masinyane ngemuva kokudla kwasekuseni kokuqala, udinga ukuqala ukupheka okwesibili. I-hellish elenga e-helling yenza kube lula ukusinda kulolu suku. Ngakho-ke ngokushesha ngemuva kwamaqanda aqhekeziwe, sizoqala ukupheka umhluzi kanye nezithayo zamazambane.
Abantu abahlakaniphile bomhluzi obilayo baqandwe futhi bagcinwe efrijini. Kepha abantu abahlakaniphile futhi abasakazeki kakhulu - wabona kuphi umbono ngezinto ezinhle kakhulu? Ngakho-ke, kuzofanele wenze konke kusukela ekuqaleni: Inkukhu Emuva noma i-Phicking epanini elikhulu ngamanzi, ubilise amagwebu, uphele upelepele nge-peple. isikhathi ngotshani bazo zonke izinto. Izakhiwo zokwelapha 'ze-penicillina yamaJuda' azikwazi ukweqiwa. Umhluzi usiza ngamakhaza, umkhuhlane, gastritis - ne-hangover, kunjalo. Kuyadingeka ukuyisebenzisa ngemifino neqanda, futhi iqanda kuleli cala futhi kungcono ukuthi ungakwenzi.
Okwesibili kufanele abhaka amazambane. Geza, ungahlanzekile, uthathe izingxenye ezine, ubeke ephepheni lokubhaka, ufake ucezu ngalunye lwengxenye encane ye-sala. Ungacabangi ngesibindi, hhayi ngaphambi kokuba manje, hhayi ngaphambi kwaso. Amaminithi ayishumi kuhhavini - futhi unokudla ngasikhathi sinye, ongagcwalisa esiteji esiswini izolo, adsorbent, ezodonsa yonke imfucumfucu, ama-potassium, asolwa ngokusizakala ekuseni, futhi amunca kalula amanoni.
Kubalulekile ukuqonda ukuthi sikhuluma ngani nge-hangover edabukisayo. Izolo uphazamise ama-alcohols, i-tin ebabayo ebabazekayo, yathuthela ewayinini nangemuva, ngakho-ke namuhla uzokusiza. Ngokuqondile ngesikhathi senqubo yokudla kuzoba ngcono kancane, empeleni, udinga ukudla ngokuqhubekayo. Phakathi kokudla okukhulu, kuyadingeka ukuphazamisa ama-sandbroke, ama-toast ane ushizi othambile, utamatisi okheniwe ethanjeni lakhe (ujusi omangalisayo, ngendlela ebabazekayo, ne-pops, futhi nama-pops avela emqondweni) nawo wonke umuntu oza engqondweni . Imikhuba yokudla yomuntu osstrochemical ifana kakhulu nezifiso ezingenamkhawulo zabesifazane abakhulelwe. Ngizofuna ukhukhamba onosawoti nge-sitrobheli jacket - ungayenqabeli ngokwakho ngentokozo encane, ngeke kube kubi kakhulu.
Okwamanje, kuyadingeka ukulungiselela isidlo sakusihlwa sekwephuzile - iphuzu eliphakeme kakhulu le-hangover saturday. Izibhedlela ze-Intanethi ziluleka ukudla okulula futhi okunempilo, njengokukholifulawa okubilisiwe - Khohlwa wonke la mathiphu njengephupho elibi. Kuyadingeka ukulandela izifiso zabo eziphansi futhi uqhume into eyingozi kakhulu. Ilungele amasoseji amawundlu, amabhati noma amanye amanye amafutha athusayo nemikhiqizo eqediwe eqediwe. Ngisho namasoseji afanelekile - kuphela kungcono ukusonga e-bacon. Ukwenza amazambane amaningi futhi kusuka ngaphezulu kuya phezulu ukuze uthele i-ketchup noma isoso esithile samakhemikhali. Noma ujamu. Ngabe umphefumulo wakho awufisi?
Yebo, uma konke okungenhla kungasizi, ukuphuza ilitha le-Ice Light Beer. Uma umuntu ebuza - ngitshele ukuthi yini esivunyelwe ngayo.
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