Namanje izinkanyezi - into ewusizo kakhulu. Noma iyiphi iJamb iyachaza: "Empeleni, ngingumama ofanelekile, u-nodiac nje wadonsela kancane." Futhi wonke umuntu uyakwazi lokho, esikhundleni sokulahla. Uma izinkanyezi bezingekho, ngokuqinisekile zazizofika nazo.
Upspicorn
Izingane zeCapricorn zithanda, kepha azivumelani ngokwezigaba neposi: "Ingane izozalwa, futhi konke kuzoshintsha." Nansi enye. Ingane - Yebo, yena, amehlo, iminwe, isingatha ekugqokeni nase-Mina, kodwa akunasizathu sokushintsha indlela yokuphila. Ngakho-ke, ama-capricorps afundisa ingane ngesibonelo sakhe ngomqondo wangempela - adonsela ngemuva kwawo, futhi avumele izingane zibuke i-diaper ukudansa i-argentina tango. Futhi uma ungahlambekele emgwaqweni wengane, ohudula e-nurserie texas rostocher, khona-ke umama wakhe kungenzeka hhayi kuphela ukuthi ungumbuso, kodwa futhi neCapricorn.
I-Aquarius
Ku-Aquarius, nakanjani izingane ziyinjongo yempilo. Kepha ngaphandle kwe-pathology. Ngenkathi ingane incane, i-aquarius ekhekhe iyaphuka, ukuze indlalifa yikho konke, kusukela e-Apad kuya efundeni, kwathi lapho ingane ikhula, i-aquarius imvumela ukuba anciphise isiketi futhi ekhathazekile. Futhi namanje ama-aquarius ahlangana nekomidi labazali, uyazi izindlela eziyikhulu zokufaka ama-braids futhi aphathe ukukhulisa izingane ngemithwalo enjalo ukuze zingamzondi. Umzali ophelele, ususa ilungelo.
Bhibhiya
Izingane zami kufanele zibe nokuhle kakhulu, ake ngife ngenxa yendlala kanye ne-avidaminamisis, kepha i-bubble izoba ne-stroller enomhubi eRhinestone kusuka eSwarovski. Izinhlanzi zivame ukukhombisa, wesaba ukuba ngumzali omubi. Futhi uma siphula, kuzoya esithangamini ukuyobhala ukuphelelwa yithemba: Ah-ah, usizo, godlova wami - ama-tug s). Futhi izinhlanzi ezihlakaniphile zihlala zizihlekisa, kepha cha, cha, futhi zizothenga i-radio-nanny ngama- $ 800. Ngoba indala yayingama-600, futhi isivele ingenyanga.
Ama-aries
Isipho esihle kunazo zonke se-Aries siyingane elalelayo - i-phlegmatic. Ngoba umama ubonakala kakhulu, futhi uma ingane ingenandaba ukuthi umama ubonakala kakhulu, kungumndeni oyisibonelo ojwayelekile wokuthi ngisho nomkhwekazi kamama onomkhwekazi kamamezala alahlekelwe kancane. Ifuna okungenani okungenani ukusola entweni ethile, uTyach kunyoko ongalingani ngomunwe, kepha asikho isizathu, hhayi, hhayi okuncane. Ngakho-ke, imithetho kamama kanye nomkhwezala uhlala ebala iqiniso lokuthi ingane izoba yi-chinic. Lapho-ke abajwayele ukuba nemiyalo yabo ayixoxiswanga, ama-Aries awela esimweni esibonakalayo, azokwembula futhi abambe i-tekhchin hook.
Isitho
Abazali - abakwaTeltsy bathumela kothisha bezikole ekujezisweni kwezono. KuTaurus, ngokuphelele ngokuhleleka kwezinto, kwaqhakaza umnyango wothisha, kuphakamise ummese emmese, wephule "isiNgisi" ngesithende esingenalutho, bese uhlala ngobumnene emaphethelweni esihlalo nangobumnene uthi sawubona. Izingane Zezinganekwane - cishe okuwukuphela kwezingane ezingadingi masinyane kubo umfowethu omdala. Ngoba ngaphandle komfowethu osekhulile kuphuma kahle. Ama-hooligans ahlonishwe, futhi izwi elithuthumela lendawo elivela ngaphansi kwetafula lihlebeza: "Annaivanovna, ngingathumela umfana wakho kuma-Olimpiki, uhlakaniphile, uhlakaniphile."
Amawele
UGemini Musa ukubona umehluko okhethekile phakathi kwezingane nabantu, ngokuvamile. Asinakwenzeka ngokuphelele ukufa ngamawele. Ngakho-ke, uma amawele engasebenzi nengane yakho, wasebenzisa ngentshiseko impilo edumile ekhohlisa "ugogo", edweba indlalifa ezandleni okungenani ngempelasonto. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, izingane zomzali wewele, njengomthetho, ziyaqikelela. Ngoba uhlala evumela u-ayisikhilimu, anikeze ukukhethwa, kuqhuba imoto epholile, futhi ungadlala amahora amaningi ukudlala kumdlalo othuthukayo "oqhubekela phambili."
Umdlavuza
Bazali - umdlavuza, noma ngabe izingane zabo sezithathe umhlalaphansi, zisakhumbula, lapho kuyizinyo lokuqala lapho izinyo lokuqala lifihlwe ngalo. Amaphesenti ayisishiyagalolunye ezincwadi ezisendlini yi-Spock, i-Hippenrater nezinye izincwadi eziwusizo, ngaphandle kwawo akunakwenzeka ukukhulisa ilungu lomphakathi eligcwele. Ezinkundleni zokuxhumana kanye ngehora, "sidla ushizi we-cottage shizi" futhi "ngiyimodeli !!!!!!!". AbakwaFolloviers abukonakele ngamaphakethe, kahle, nesihogo kanye nabo. Siyazi ukuthi banomona nje.
Ibhubesi
Ibhubesi alwanele ngengane yakhe ukuba ihambe phambili. Ingane yakhe ihamba phambili, kusobala. Kubalulekile ukuthi labo bahlanganyele nale ntokozo. Ngakho-ke, indlalifa engeyinhloso yenkosi yezilwane iye yafanele ukuya esikoleni ngeminyaka emine, kwathi ngeshumi nesithupha Bhala i-dissertation. UCondal, kunjalo, abazongenela ukhetho - ngama-suckers. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, udokotela akazange aphazamise noma ngubani empilweni. Yebo, abantwana bakwaLviv, abazalwe emndenini wezibalo, kodwa labo abafuna ukungena ekwenzeni, kufanele bakhumbule ukuthi ibhubesi elinokukhanya kwekhanda liphula umthambo wekhanda.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
- U-Ivan Spanovich, obizwa ngokuvela enkonzweni ... futhi umama ubizwe. - Esihogweni nenkonzo, unjani umama? - Ingcindezi ijwayelekile. Ngathi ubusenkingeni futhi waquleka. - Ngiyabonga, verochka.
I-Maiden Shula ikhishwe ukunakekelwa. Kepha bakhula izingane ezinamathela kakhulu. Baze bababize nenkonzo. Futhi ungaxubha mayelana ne-cap - isono sincane.
Isobho
Futhi kuphi ukungacabangi kwaphakade kwesikali? Nezingane, izikali ziyeka ukuba "izikali". Konke kucacile, kuyaqondakala, kunomphefumulo nangokukhanya. Ukuvumelana komndeni kugcizelela ukubukwa komhlaba komhlaba, ngenxa yalokho, isikali kalula ngisho nasezindongeni kanye nezingane zezifunda. Kanye ne-aquarius, izikali zibhekwa njengabazali abafanelekile, azikaze zijabulise ukubhala ngazo. Yebo, kuyathakazelisa, kepha kufana.
Scorpio
I-Scorpions ekucushweni okuyisisekelo ifakwe usayizi we-charisma nge-Empire State Building. Isebenza ngezinga elithile ngisho nasezinganeni, ezisiza kakhulu isikhathi se-postpartum. Okunye ukuphazamiseka kwe-scorpio kungaletha iqiniso lokuthi izindlalifa ezisanda kuzalwa azikakulungeli ngokushesha ukuphikisana phakathi kwamabili ngengilazi ye-chardonna mayelana nama-aesthetics we-hegel, kepha izingane zefezela zifunda ngokushesha.
Sagittarius
ISagittarius iseseyingane, hlonipha iphasiphothi. I-Silver Cool "Funda" ukukhasa, yakha izingidi ezinesihlabathi bese udubula usuka eMnsalweni owenziwe ekhaya. Ngasikhathi sinye, iSagittarius ihlala i-Advels eyanele yokugeza phansi, yanyakazisa ama-panties esihlabathi bese ifaka umakhelwane noma umakhelwane umalume u-coora ohlelwe yingalo eyenziwe ekhaya. Futhi, ngendlela, esimweni se-archetypical, "ingane yami yagcwala endizeni futhi ayilahli", ingxenye yezimpawu ze-zodiac ihudula ingane ukuze yehlise ingane yehle. Enye ingxenye izokwenza sengathi yenza sengathi akuyona ingane yabo. Futhi umbhishobhi uzothi: "Bese uqhamuke, ngubani omkhulu?".
