Amakati namakati ngefilosofi enamandla, futhi ambi nakancane. Kwanele ukubona ikati, ovukele ukubheka okungashukunyiswa odongeni ukuze aqonde - emehlweni akho kunenqubo ebuhlungu yolwazi lwekhona. Leyo zwi lelo lizokhulunywa, iqiniso latholakala esimweni sokugcina futhi okushiwo impilo yatholakala futhi ekugcineni kutholakele.
Ngokuvamile, sinikeza umhlahlandlela omfushane kakhulu ezinkomba eziphambili zefilosofi. Siyethemba ukuthi unenhlanhla, futhi ikati lakho aliwona umuntu oyedwa.Ikati matroskin - empirik
Ngokwezomnotho, okufana nebhizinisi, okunamandla, ukwenqaba ngokuphelele zonke izinhlobo zezinhlobo 'zokwenza okuphezulu ", kepha zivumelaniswe ngokuphelele impilo kunoma yiziphi izimo, i-matroskin, ngaphandle kokungabaza, uThomas Gobbs kanye noJohane Gobke.
"Ukuqashelwa, kususelwa ekuhlangenwe nakho komuntu siqu," Nasi isisekelo se-Empiricism (ukuphambanisa). Kuphela lokho okungahlatshwa umxhwele, ukukhotha, ukuntywila, bheka futhi uzwe unenani leqiniso. Konke okunye - "izibalo" kanye ne-nonsense kumafutha abunjiwe.
"Okubi okungalungile, malume Fedor, yidla isandwich. Uyigcina ngesoseji yayo, futhi udinga ukubeka umvimba wolimi, ngakho-ke kuzokwenzeka ukuba kube yinkimbinkimbi, "akulona yini ubufakazi bokuthi i-matroskin yi-Empirik?
Ikati leopold - Stoic
Futhi ngubani omunye? Yebo Stoik! Akufanele yini ukuba umuntu ompofu uLeopold wabekezelela inhlekisa? Futhi konke ngenxa yokuma okokuqala - ubuhle, isikweletu emphakathini kanye nobumsulwa bokuziphatha.
Leopold - ikati elihle, ukuvikela umbono wakhe ngisho nokulimaza impilo yakhe. Futhi namanje lelood ihlukile ku-sopopolitis ye-stopolitis, efakwa ebusweni bomthetho wembulunga yonke yazo zonke - mahhala, izigqila, amaGrikhi, ama-barbarians, amadoda, abesifazane, amakati namagundane.
Iculo Leopold: "Zizokwakha kanjani izimangaliso ezimnandi, konke okuhle, ukunika abantu!" Futhi i-canonical "Ake siphile ndawonye"! - Ngefomu elihlanzekile, ukumenyezelwa kokuzibophezela kwakhe emibonweni ye-classical stoicism.
Ikati garfield - epicure
Imvamisa, ama-steaks aphikisana nama-Epikhuru. Ngakho-ke, othanda kahle futhi onogqinsi wezinto zobunzima kanye nezinjabulo ziza zizongena esikhundleni seLeopold enhle - ikati le-Garfield.
Umlandeli oqotho we-Epicuri - Ubuye akholelwe ukuthi okushiwo ukuba khona lapho kungekho khona ukuhlupheka, ukulimaza umphefumulo (atraxt), kanye nokuba khona kwabangane abaningi abahle.
Isimiso esiyinhloko sokuziphatha okuhle kweCota Garfield ukujabulisa ukuba. Uthi: "Akukho ukudla - kungeyona injabulo. Embuzweni womngane "Yini okufanele ngiyenze nawe?" UGarfield uphendula "okuphakelayo, uthando futhi angalokothi ashiye"! Ngempela, i-epicuro ayikwazanga ukusho kangcono.
I-Cheshire Cat - Relativist
Konke kugeleza, konke kushintsha, konke kuncike kukho konke futhi akunciki kunoma yini, yonke into ayinalutho, konke kuyinto ethile ye-Cheshire enomkhuba wakhe onzima ukuvela ndawo, kushiye ngokwayo ukumamatheka kwe-sonic.
Indlela ekhombisa ukuthi ku-Cheshire Cat injalo ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi ukuzingela kwesinye isikhathi kuthungwa ku-sneaker yakhe ebusweni obubomvu beBrazse. Kepha ikati akufanele lisolwe. Konke mayelana nokuhlobene kwakhe, lapho, njengaku-plug-in, akukho lutho oluzinzile futhi luzinze.
"Ungakhathazeki, nakanjani uzofika kwenye indawo, vele, uma ungayeki." Akuwona yini ubuhlakani obujwayelekile be-relativist eqinisekisiwe? Akukho lutho lukakhonkolo, akukho lutho oluzwakalayo, kepha "ukude, okumangazayo nokuhle kakhulu" (c)
I-Behemoth Cat - Cynic, Skeptic, Gnostic
Okokuqala, imvubu - gnostic. Akakwazi ukuba yinoma ngubani omunye, ngoba - ikati (isikhundla esinjalo), nophakeme wakhe unzima kakhulu. Futhi uma ucacisa okuncane, khona-ke imvubu ngokungangabazeki isondele ku-Bold (kwesinye isikhathi ngisho namskaya) ukungaqiniseki kwama-Nodde asendulo.
Izimiso zomuntu ze-hippopotamus - isizathu sokuhudula. Ubuthakathaka bomuntu - amathuba okuba amnandi nonya. Ukuhlonishwa? PFUY-PFUI! Yini? Ngokuvamile, konke ukuziphatha kwakhe (kanye ne-promouus ngasikhathi sinye) imvubu ikhombisa ukwedelela okukhohlisayo kwabantu abahle ngokuziphatha kwabo okumpofu.
Futhi-ke, iHippo isondele ngokungabaza, njengendlela yakho yonke ukungabaza, hhayi ukukholelwa, hhayi ukwethemba noma ukugconwa nokuhlekisa. Ekuhlobisweni kwakhe. I-Hippiect yamukelwa obala ngokwakhe.
"Izinkulumo zami azikho umsebenzi we-patch, njengoba ukhululekile ukuveza ubukhona bentokazi, futhi umucu wama-syllogisms axhumene kakhulu angayazisa ochwepheshe njengoba sex Empirik, uMartzian Chapel, futhi okuhle, no-Aristotle uqobo."
Puss emabhuthini
Ikati lalinesibindi emabhuthini, ngesibindi, ngandlela thile lilula futhi, bekungabonakala, akukhona nakancane ezindabeni ze-Ontological and Gnoselogical. Ngaleso sikhathi, kungenzeka ukuthi aqoke ikati ngokuphepha emabhuthini anesazi sefilosofi somphakathi, aqhekeke ngokuphelele kwi-hierarchy yomphakathi, ama-liftors emphakathini nobudlelwano obuyinkimbinkimbi ngaphakathi komphakathi.
"Kuyo yonke le minyaka angizange ngibize. UDiablo Kato. UFluffy Don Juan, Chupacabra, odlalwa ngokubulala iRedhead. Kepha iningi ngingukati emabhuthini. Ngiphelelwe ngumthetho! " - Ngokubona kwethu, lesi yisikhundla esihle sekati.
I-Baghir (ngokungangabazeki uyikati, yi-Big Big) - Indabuko
Yebo Yebo. Siyazi ukuthi uGira ungumfana, kepha ake sikuthathe entombazaneni yakhe. Ngakho-ke, i-baghir yethu ehlonishwayo iyindida ejwayelekile. Kubonakala ngokuthandwa ngokwesiko kanye nokukhanga njalo kolwazi oluphelele, okuwumthetho wehlathi.
Umthetho wehlathi ungaphezu kwakho konke. Akungabazeki - ukukhaphela. Yikhulumela kufana nokufa. Yebo, kulokhu, mhlawumbe, injabulo ye-gira iyona yendabuko. Ungacabangi, ungangabazi, ungakhethi - vele ulandele incwadi yomthetho.
"Uthini umthetho wehlathi? Ngaphambi kokuthi ushaye, bese usho. " Yebo, yebo, sithandwa. Siyavuma.
Kitten okuthiwa yi-GAV - Postmodernist
Ukucabanga, ukuphindahla kabusha, ukuvela kabusha, ukulandisa okuyisisekelo kwe-gecental aksi esikhaleni somcabango - konke lokhu yi-kitten gav edume ne-postmodern filosofi.
Siyaqonda ukuthi manje awusiye ihlaya ethukile yilokhu kutholwa futhi ufuna ukukugaya futhi akusize, ngakho-ke ngeke sikwazi ukuthola imininingwane futhi simane sinikeze isiqinisekiso se-hypothes yethu. "Lokhu kuboniswa okubonakala sengathi kubonakala sengathi inyanga." Kahle? Akuwona yini ama-simular ejwayelekile?
Futhi futhi sikholwa ukuthi ikati likaSimon liyi-Natural, futhi ikati likaSchröser likhona ngokungagwegwesi, kepha njengoba bengakabize kuze kube manje, asikabize kuze kube manje, asinalo ithuba lokucaphuna imibono yabo yefilosofi futhi siqinisekise umbono wethu.