Bhala i-sinopsis yefilimu ukuze iphile ngaphambi kokubuka - lobu buciko obuhle! Impela, abanye ababhali balezi zinhlelo zethelevishini bafunda ukudlulisa umnyombo ojulile kanye nejusi yanoma iyiphi ifilimu kusuka kuSasha Smilanskaya yethu
Siqoqe ukukhethwa kwamafushane, kepha izincazelo ezivumelekile kakhulu, zangempela, ngemuva kwalokho ofuna ukuthola umsebenzi njengencazelo yakho bonke abangcwele. By the way, kungani uwaphike ubumnandi - kwenze, futhi nawe ungakwenza kanjalo! ;)
Cursive, njengenjwayelo, eyethu.
"Uyintombazane enhle nephupho lokuba njengePrincess Leia, futhi une-bikini yegolide? Susa kunalokho, kungenjalo amabutho amnyama azothunjwa! " ("Izimpi zezinkanyezi. Isiqephu 4. Ithemba Elisha")
Ngokuhlakanipha, cho. Futhi futhi kufana kakhulu nezincomo zokuqeqeshwa mayelana nobuntu be-Vedic feminity!
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"Ukuphulukisa impumulo ephukile nokukhetha izindlebe eziklebhule, ububi kothile ophambene noMbusi uShao Kana bubuyele emhlabeni wasemhlabeni, bahlabe isineke ngokunqikaza amanqindi alinde uModoboy. Kuphela iNkosi Enhle Yenkosi Ayi-Shit! I-Mat for The Right amenzele yena. " ("Ukufa Kwempi 2: Ukuqothulwa")
Uyovimba ububi ebusweni obungqubuzana nangobukhwezi obudinazi - kuba ukukhanya emphefumulweni!
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"Njengoba ubona uJulie osemusha waseYasto Brian, ngakho-ke wathandana nezindlebe. Futhi usekwehlulekile, ama-parasite: Angithandi, kusho, futhi konke, yize uphanekile. Konke kuzoshintsha ngemuva kwebanga lesikhombisa, lapho iMozpuusy Brian ibona ngokungazelelwe ubumpumputhe, kuyoke sekwephuze kakhulu. " ("Sawubona, Julie!")
Futhi uhlobo lwe-movie namaJalimane lwazi? I-HOLY, iDrama, kunjalo, uSirosli.
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"Ama-yankender acwebezelayo anamakhaza ejamu traffic, futhi lapha kuwe: waphunga ngengqondo, wathatha i-baseball wahamba wayolwa nohlelo. Futhi ngakho-ke bengizobushelela lo muzi esonweni, ungami lapho ithusi lakudala isithunywa esinegama elihle kakhulu presnnast. " ("Ngiphelile")
Thina sing on isisusa "Intethe": Nathi-Ta-Lyan Yang-AmaKh akuyona Trở-Gal futhi Ko-Umzimba ... Cabanga, ngeso lengqondo, musa ame ukusivumela iphoyisa!
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"Esihlahleni segceke. I-Crusader ye-Heroic enephrofayili yamahhashi kanye namehlo adabukisayo ehudula umthakathi wokunyunga u-Anna e-abbey ekude ukuyipholisa lapho evela kuDeveli. Kodwa-ke, abangane babangani bonke basemgwaqweni uMarrut, futhi kungazelelwe u-Ana uqala ukubonakala njengokumangazayo ... " ("Isikhathi sokuthambisa")
Ngakho-ke wayecabanga ukuthi ngokuvamile evamile, uDeveli ngaphakathi, ucabanga, nazo zonke izinhlobo. Futhi uvela ukuthi angaxakile ...
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"Impilo yomndeni edabukisayo eMelika emangala yaseMelika yathukuthela unesithukuthezi umfazi wasendlini kaSarah ukuthi, wajwayela uBrad omncane futhi oshisayo, wavuma nge-MIG to Ajulter. Konke bekungeke kube yilutho, kepha e-Ugar, uSara ukhohlwa ukuthi i-maniac iyazulazula edolobheni. " ("Njengezingane ezincane")
Yebo, ngakho-ke uma uhlobo olushisayo luyikhwalithi ephezulu kakhulu, ungayiswa okwesikhashana kwi-maniac. Kuhle!
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"Inkosi ehlanyayo neyimpunga iKiki Rourke ikhungatheke edolobheni namathempeli ekufuneni iminsalo ye-Epirshian, ezuza ukuthi azokwazi ukukhulula ama-titans ekuboshweni futhi ahlele umama uKuzkin. Okuwukuphela kwalabo abakwaziyo ukumisa i-madman kuyinto ethokozisayo ye-bastard testa kanye ne-vogin vintogin-oracle. " ("Impi Yonkulunkulu:" Ukungafi ")
Sivunyelwe incazelo ecebile ye- "Vultialieral Virgin-Oracle", kanye noMama kaKuskina.
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"Abathakathi abahlobene ekugcineni badidekile ezifundweni zabo futhi manje bahlupheka, bathululela izihlathi ezingavuthiwe yi-rumyant. UHermione unesikhwele, uRon uyi-Tupit, futhi unqoba kuphela uHarry Women Chinese, umbhangqwana onesimemezelo ushaya ngemfihlakalo yokungafi kwe-WOLAN de Morto - Ngemuva kwakho konke, ("UHarry Potter kanye ne-Half-Blood Prince")
Akunanhlonipho yokugcwala! Sinesithakazelo, abafundi abajabuli uKhedavra kubo?
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"Ubuzalwane bendandatho buhlukaniswe izimbungulu ezintathu, akekho ofuna ukuba seye kakhulu. I-Aragorn yafinyelela inkemba, thokozela ukugibela ama-pipin ezihlahleni. " ("INkosi Yezindandatho: Izinqaba Ezimbili")
Yebo, yebo, uyavuma. Kepha ngemuva kwakho konke, ukushicilelwa kwamaphephandaba okukhangayo, kanye nomongo ukhombisa - ngakho-ke lesi yisimemezelo esingabonakali esihle kakhulu segolide.
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"I-Maggie Rice ayikholelwa ukuthi kukhona izingelosi ngesiphequluli sikaNicholas Kage, waze wathandana nomunye wabo. Futhi konke bekungeke kube yilutho, manje ingelosi yaseSefu kufanele ikhethwe kanye naphakade phakathi kothando lwaphezulu nasemhlabeni. Futhi lokhu akulula kangako - amaphiko edlule awanamatheli ... " ("Idolobha Lezingelosi")
Amaphiko, amashiya ... Into esemqoka ngumsila!
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"UTracy Tern Blad kusukela ebuntwaneni baphupha ngokuba yinkanyezi yombukiso wokudansa. Inkinga ukuthi uNkulunkulu wamnika umama wakhe ubuso noJohn Travolta, nokuthi, nalo, amafomu axakile. Ebhizinisini le-Show, lokhu akubonisi ... ngakho-ke? " ("Isifutho sezinwele")
Yebo, lokhu ukwamukelwa okulolonga okunjalo. Ingelosi eneshiya lekheji, umama nobuso beTravolit, isifebe esinezitayela zezinwele zikaJulia Roberts, umngani onobukhulu obunama-holmes vocals ... Sizosebenzisa!
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"Umshado weBuryat Masherd Batyr waphela ekwehlulekeni okukhulu - umakoti waquleka ekhanda, futhi umatizi ngokwakhe waboshwa yiphoyisa lasemaphahleni eJaddy. Ejele, ama-batyr ahlangana neSweden porn-King Sven, ekhipha igama lemisebenzi emihle emidlalweni yama-Olimpiki eMoscow. I-Swede ivula i-batyr iyimfihlo embi yama-Aliens-amarobhothi. Mide, ama-batyr aza emsebenzini emaphoyiseni. Kepha izinkumbulo zomakoti oshonile azivumeli iphoyisa leNtsha lalale buthule. Okufanele ngikwenze? Vele, funani ukusola futhi umama ngaphandle kwesihawu. Kulesi sikhathi esimangalisayo, abafokazi babangela ukushaya ngobuqili ngesimo somgodi ohlelelwe ukubulala abantu. Kepha lezi yimbewu yomuntu odlulile empilweni yesikole ejele laseBuryat ... " ("Yatinsotests")
Kulokhu, konke, kunjalo, kuyahlekisa kancane. Ingabe lokho kuqabula iqiniso lokuthi le yi-movie yangempela ...
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"Ukuguga akunjalo. Kepha hhayi ngenkimbinkimbi kaBenjamin, owazalwa enabadala abaneminyaka engama-80 ubudala futhi njalo ngonyaka osemusha, ephenduka abe yi-brad pittta. Kungumhawu kuphela, kuzofanele ufe lapho ubuntwana. " ("Umlando ongaqondakali wenkinobho yeBenjamin")
Kwakusengutshani kuye. Kepha bekubuthakathaka ukuthola umgodi onjalo ukuba aphenduke abe yizinwele ezinamakhanda amakheji nobuso beTravolit?
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"I-Hacker ejwayelekile yeNeo ihlala emhlabeni futhi ayisoli ngisho nokuthi lo mhlaba nje ukumbumbuluzwa okwenziwe yimishini embiwayo, futhi yena uqobo ukhethwe kakhulu, ongaphansi kokungaphansi kwe-matrix. Ukuze ahlele ebuthongweni ngokoqobo wangempela, ujoyina abavukeli futhi uqale ukugoba izinkezo ngamehlo akhe. " ("Matrix")
Inothi le-Mistress. Ukuze uhlele ebuthongweni, qala ukugoba izinambuzane ngamehlo ami!
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"IZiyoni, isiphephelo sokugcina sabavukeli, abuhlangabezana nezikhathi ezingcono. Isimo sokudangala, uNeo - ubhajwe, kanye nama-ejenti ngobuqili bamaSmith, okufanayo ebusweni, ande ngejubane elethusayo. Ngabe ubuntu bulindela "ukuntwela kokuphila okulindelwe isikhathi eside"? " ("Matrix. Revolution")
... Futhi i-ron iyi-tepit, futhi ijabule nge-pipin Ride, yebo.
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"Uma uvuka futhi uqonde ukuthi azikho izingane zakho ezikuzungezile nenja yomunye umuntu - bheka esibukweni. Baba nabanye kuphela, kodwa wena. Futhi namanje ifenisha, izingubo nokudla okuthandekayo. Kubukeka sengathi amaphupho akho afezeka futhi umndeni wakho usuphelele. Intengo ephansi injabulo yempilo yonke, akunjalo? " ("Indawo yokuhlwa. Enye impilo. Hla kabusha"
Zama ukubhekana nezinkezo ngamehlo akho. Ungavuki? Yebo, kahle, manje sesilindele ukuguqulwa kwaba yi-Brad kanye namashiya akhulayo wekheji ... yize ngemuva kwejele laseBuryat, yonke le mbewu!
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"Edolobheni lesifundazwe elithule, lapho ingqungquthela yomakhelwane esitolo semifino ibhekwa njengomcimbi, iza lapho ivakashela ugogo uLindsay Lohan. Vele, idolobha liqala ngesihogo esigcwele. Futhi yini ongayenza - ukulimala kwezingane. " ("Hola Georgia")
Sincoma ukusebenzisa incazelo yendawo yonke "futhi yini ongayenza - ukulimala kwezingane" kunoma yisiphi isimo lapho kuqala isihogo esigcwele!
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"Umbhangqwana ojwayelekile kakhulu uzalwa engumntwana. Ngubani obengacabanga ukuthi empeleni ungumuntu oguqukayo, elungele ukubulala bonke abaphilayo? Kepha uyakuthanda - futhi kwenzeka! " ("Iyaphila")
Yebo, uyaqonda, yebo? Choir! Ezintathu noma ezine ... futhi yini ongayenza - ukulimala kwezingane!